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咱没说吗 [00:19:05] 这坟头特大 [00:19:07] 有一间房子大小 [00:19:10] 这边坐着 [00:19:11] 人那边看不见 [00:19:12] 那边坐着人 [00:19:13] 这边也看不见 [00:19:16] 哥俩静静地听着 [00:19:19] 可能也来俩人儿 [00:19:21] 这俩人坐的坟地内面 [00:19:24] 就听有人长叹一声 [00:19:28] 啊 [00:19:30] 有家难奔有国难逃老匹夫生硬贾玲 [00:19:41] 等我逮着你们 [00:19:42] 把你们碎尸万段 [00:19:45] 哎呦 [00:19:49] 贾明一统消银龙 [00:19:51] 听见没 [00:19:52] 声音多熟林诗沛 [00:19:56] 肯定是他 [00:19:59] 闹了半天 [00:19:59] 这小子也在外头转悠 [00:20:02] 就听另一个人说话 [00:20:05] 兄弟 [00:20:06] 算了算了算了 [00:20:07] 君子报仇 [00:20:09] 十年不晚呐 [00:20:12] 留得青山在 [00:20:14] 不怕没柴烧 [00:20:16] 顶多让他们多活几天 [00:20:19] 你把弟兄飙起膀子 [00:20:21] 携起手来 [00:20:23] 也有报不了仇之理 [00:20:25] 是是是这么个理儿 [00:20:27] 嗯 [00:20:30] 贾明一听 [00:20:31] 啊 [00:20:31] 铁及将方程 [00:20:34] 我这俩小子跑到这儿来了 [00:20:38] 为了验证一下 [00:20:40] 别听错了 [00:20:42] 俩人站在供桌上 [00:20:44] 跷着脚往那边看看不着啊 [00:20:50] 最后 [00:20:51] 肖银龙 [00:20:52] 啪的坟头上往上爬