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[00:00:00] 小伶官善雄信追杀李世民
[00:00:04] 李世民下的颜色更变
[00:00:07] 身旁没有保价的件关
[00:00:10] 这里又是洛阳王的国土
[00:00:13] 善雄信又是有名的勇将
[00:00:16] 自己那两下子哪是人家对手
[00:00:20] 只要追上就得丢掉性命
[00:00:23] 这真是叫天天不语
[00:00:26] 叫地地不应啊
[00:00:28] 没办法
[00:00:29] 李世民偷铸铁锅、羊汤门头
[00:00:31] 这比马玩儿命的跑
[00:00:34] 山雄信的战马也不比他慢
[00:00:37] 俩人的距离越来越近
[00:00:40] 相隔就差一件D 了
[00:00:43] 李世民可真着急了
[00:00:46] 扯着嗓子喊
[00:00:48] 哎
[00:00:49] 我是秦王李世民和人前来救驾
[00:00:53] 快来救救我呀
[00:00:58] 你还别说
[00:00:59] 这一喊真有用
[00:01:01] 怎么他这条路啊
[00:01:04] 是冲出了果园
[00:01:06] 过了牌坊
[00:01:08] 穿过观香
[00:01:10] 顺着护城河边跑的
[00:01:13] 他是从西岸往北跑
[00:01:17] 金桥和里头有两个洗澡的
[00:01:20] 谁呀
[00:01:22] 程咬金和尉迟恭
[00:01:24] 因为天气炎热
[00:01:26] 两个人到双方搭界的护城河洗澡
[00:01:31] 图个凉快
[00:01:32] 俩人到了河边
[00:01:34] 人脱衣服
[00:01:35] 马谢安禅
[00:01:37] 那批抱月乌龙车一看
[00:01:39] 主人把身上的零碎儿都摘光了啊
[00:01:42] 扑通一声跳到水里
[00:01:45] 它也热呀
[00:01:46] 内皮班报
[00:01:48] 铁花刘
[00:01:49] 也不是若你跳我也跳
[00:01:51] 扑通马惠水啊
[00:01:53] 两匹马在水里可欢了
[00:01:55] P 档铺的程咬金说a
[00:01:59] 老黑
[00:02:00] 你瞧这两匹马多精神
[00:02:02] 你往下蹦啊
[00:02:03] 呃
[00:02:04] 不成
[00:02:05] 我不会水哦
[00:02:07] 你是旱鸭子
[00:02:09] 那你靠边水浅地方弄水湾啊
[00:02:12] 可别让水过肚脐眼
[00:02:15] 你瞧我的
[00:02:17] 程咬金身上胳膊蹬蹬腿儿
[00:02:21] 两手往前一伸的董直溜溜的钻到水里
[00:02:26] 随后刷
[00:02:28] 浮上水面
[00:02:29] 希腊哗啦的由开了什么马路啊
[00:02:33] 狗刨啊
[00:02:35] 仰面朝天的
[00:02:36] 还是扎蒙子
[00:02:38] 他全会
[00:02:39] 这是那两匹马
[00:02:40] 洗舒服了
[00:02:41] 到岸边的湿沙地方一趴
[00:02:44] 尉迟敬德监程咬金玩得痛快
[00:02:47] 心里馋得慌
[00:02:49] 哎呀
[00:02:50] 早知道这么好玩儿呢
[00:02:53] 我小时候也应该学会腹水啊
[00:02:57] 程咬金眼珠一转
[00:02:59] 冒上坏了
[00:03:01] 我是老黑啊
[00:03:03] 想到当家来玩儿吗
[00:03:05] 嗯
[00:03:06] 不想
[00:03:07] 我不会水
[00:03:07] 我有主意
[00:03:09] 我给你做个水骆驼
[00:03:11] 你骑着我拉着好不好
[00:03:14] 经得不明白
[00:03:16] 四哥
[00:03:17] 什么叫水落团
[00:03:19] 你瞧我的
[00:03:21] 老城伸手把尉迟敬德的裤子、腰带、腿带都拿过来了
[00:03:28] 他把裤子在水里沾湿了
[00:03:31] 再拧的干干的
[00:03:32] 宁的
[00:03:33] 一点儿也的不下水
[00:03:36] 用两根裤带
[00:03:38] 把两条裤腿儿砸紧了
[00:03:41] 双手撑起裤腰
[00:03:43] 在空中这么一抖落
[00:03:45] De ir 1 转圈
[00:03:47] 空气就灌到裤腿里了
[00:03:49] 再把裤腰掐住
[00:03:52] 俩裤腿和裤腰就鼓起来
[00:03:54] 她用一袋子把裤腰内头记上
[00:03:58] 本应该记个死扣
[00:04:00] 他诚心的系个活扣
[00:04:03] 就把这水骆驼往水里放
[00:04:05] a
[00:04:05] 老黑
[00:04:06] 你趴在裤裆上
[00:04:08] 两条腿儿就跟俩翅膀似的
[00:04:11] 我在水里浮着水拉着裤腰
[00:04:15] 戴哲
[00:04:15] 你在水里走
[00:04:17] 舒坦极了
[00:04:18] 怎么样
[00:04:19] 哈哈哈
[00:04:20] 4 K
[00:04:21] 你真会玩儿
[00:04:22] 这玩意儿可真不错
[00:04:24] 那我过去了啊
[00:04:26] 他光着膀子
[00:04:27] 穿着裤头儿就趴在了
[00:04:30] 裤子当间儿
[00:04:31] 程咬金在前面付着水
[00:04:33] 拉着裤腰
[00:04:34] 嘴里喊着
[00:04:35] 讷骑骆驼
[00:04:37] You 拉骆驼哟
[00:04:40] 靖德在水盆上忽忽悠悠
[00:04:44] 颤颤巍巍地一点一点往前走
[00:04:47] 高兴的喊
[00:04:48] 嗨
[00:04:48] 真有意思
[00:04:50] 没想到走到水稍微深一点的地方
[00:04:55] 程咬金突然一吨
[00:04:57] 活扣开了
[00:04:59] 这水一刷就灌进了裤子里
[00:05:02] 再开
[00:05:02] 尉迟敬德扑通一声掉到水里
[00:05:06] 这水一下子就摸着胸口
[00:05:08] 淹不死也动不了
[00:05:10] 随后成了鸡西
[00:05:12] 眼花啦
[00:05:13] 游到岸边
[00:05:14] 往这儿一坐
[00:05:15] 翘着尉迟恭
[00:05:17] 哎
[00:05:18] 怎么样
[00:05:19] A 4 歌都不好
[00:05:21] 水都Xia ke Le
[00:05:23] 我要喝水
[00:05:24] 快快把我救上来
[00:05:25] 你快点啊
[00:05:27] 程咬金了老飞
[00:05:30] 今儿个该你着点急拉
[00:05:32] 怎么教我
[00:05:33] 就你a
[00:05:34] 快点快点
[00:05:34] 要不我困死了我上不去
[00:05:37] 我过不去了
[00:05:39] 想叫就你行
[00:05:41] 你叫好听的我把你拽上来
[00:05:43] 要不然你就在那呆着
[00:05:45] 别介啊
[00:05:46] 你快把我弄上去啊
[00:05:49] 弄上去行
[00:05:50] 你管我叫好听的
[00:05:52] 经得心里直骂
[00:05:53] 呀
[00:05:53] 好小子
[00:05:55] 蓝靛壳
[00:05:56] 你成心整我
[00:05:57] 你长为二
[00:05:59] 等我上了岸
[00:06:00] 我非给你打成柿饼
[00:06:02] 这样
[00:06:03] 她忍着气求好听的四姑不行不行
[00:06:08] 倍儿小
[00:06:08] 四大爷AA 4 爷爷行不行
[00:06:13] 好了a
[00:06:14] 等等
[00:06:16] 程咬金曲根绳子自己拽着J 头儿
[00:06:19] 内头儿扔给了敬德
[00:06:22] 敬德接过绳子
[00:06:24] 等着他往岸边拽
[00:06:26] 程咬金说
[00:06:27] 等等我拽上你
[00:06:29] 你憋着劲儿揍我对不对你得启示我问
[00:06:34] 你拽下来不许打我
[00:06:35] 我才拽你呢
[00:06:37] 嗯
[00:06:38] 靖德信的话
[00:06:39] 感情他把我想的全猜到了
[00:06:42] 嗯
[00:06:43] 不打你我岂是不打好了
[00:06:47] 程咬金这才一倒绳子
[00:06:50] 经得忽忽悠悠的奔岸边过来
[00:06:54] 他刚爬上岸
[00:06:56] 忽然
[00:06:56] 西南上有人高喊
[00:06:58] 我是秦王
[00:06:59] 何人前来救驾呀
[00:07:02] 快来救我
[00:07:04] 就听后边有人高喊
[00:07:06] 李世民小如此
[00:07:08] 你往哪里走嗯
[00:07:11] 尉迟敬德懵了
[00:07:13] 怎么回事儿
[00:07:14] 谁和谁呀
[00:07:15] 一看一前一后两匹马
[00:07:17] 他脑子反应快呀
[00:07:19] 程咬金可听得清清楚楚
[00:07:22] You
[00:07:23] 这不秦王呼救声音吗
[00:07:25] 他长身去一看
[00:07:27] 可了不得了
[00:07:28] 李世民在前后边儿
[00:07:30] 善雄信手拿着大束追上来
[00:07:35] 他可着急了
[00:07:36] 哎呦
[00:07:37] 老黑赶快救驾去
[00:07:41] 他让人家就去
[00:07:43] 他可不去
[00:07:44] 他扑通一声跳到水里躲起来了
[00:07:48] 竞得来不及穿衣服了
[00:07:51] 光着膀子
[00:07:52] 裸着上身
[00:07:53] 穿着裤头儿抄起13 节当天
[00:07:57] 坚抱月乌龙君正趴在沙子上
[00:08:01] 他一骗腿骑在了马背上
[00:08:04] 因为着急
[00:08:05] 来不及扣安禅交还了
[00:08:08] 这可左手拽住马宗
[00:08:11] 王奇一提起
[00:08:12] 喊一声嗨起来
[00:08:15] 右手边在马后秋上轻轻拍了一下
[00:08:19] 这匹马清
[00:08:20] 要报就噌就站起来
[00:08:22] 好
[00:08:23] 再经得过去练过产
[00:08:25] 其产奇就是奇马布夹谙忏叫产其
[00:08:31] 这匹马蹭就来到岸边
[00:08:34] 马道人道化也
[00:08:37] 到了千岁不必惊慌
[00:08:40] 少要害怕
[00:08:42] 俺遇之宫酒家夜
[00:08:46] 说着冲到了大道上
[00:08:49] 李世民看起来靖德
[00:08:52] 可真是看见救命星了
[00:08:54] 尉迟将军
[00:08:55] 快来救我呀
[00:08:57] 他答
[00:08:58] 马就过来了
[00:08:58] 善雄信很快就追到了
[00:09:01] 突然接一个黑大个儿赤身缠马
[00:09:05] 拦住去路
[00:09:07] 咯噔一头灯
[00:09:09] 你什么人
[00:09:10] 竟敢阻拦与我
[00:09:12] 嗯
[00:09:13] 某家服刑浴池单子命共字表记可
[00:09:19] 啊
[00:09:20] 善雄信听了倒吸口凉气
[00:09:23] 感情这就是日抢三关
[00:09:25] 夜夺八寨的尉迟敬德
[00:09:29] 一看这黑的个儿
[00:09:30] 光着膀子的肌肉啊
[00:09:33] 都蹦起多高啊
[00:09:35] 肯定是力大无比
[00:09:38] 我得小心点
[00:09:40] 那尉迟恭用编译拍马的后跨马往前撞
[00:09:44] 说了声
[00:09:45] 看边花棱单边往左边一轮挂着风声
[00:09:51] 潮汕雄心的头顶乌扎起来
[00:09:55] 善雄信横槊街边
[00:09:58] 他可攒足了劲儿了
[00:10:00] 现在甭管怎么地
[00:10:02] 我得接一下
[00:10:03] 哪知道啊
[00:10:05] 边朝变了
[00:10:07] 他以为
[00:10:08] 尉迟恭这一边是由上往下砸
[00:10:11] 没想到他一番汉子
[00:10:15] 他这个边呢
[00:10:16] 从底下往上兜兜硕的底杆儿
[00:10:21] 又借尽
[00:10:22] 用尽汤帝声
[00:10:25] 再看善雄信的说
[00:10:26] 再也拿不住了
[00:10:28] 啊
[00:10:28] 一呀
[00:10:29] 就觉得膀子疼
[00:10:31] 手一发麻
[00:10:32] 一扎着手这条数
[00:10:34] Ri ri fe lo
[00:10:37] 跟着尉迟敬德平整一边说着声
[00:10:41] 你给我下去喽
[00:10:43] 呜呜奔太阳穴扫了下来
[00:10:47] 善雄信再坐在马上就没命了
[00:10:51] 赶紧两脚甩镫
[00:10:53] 来个虎抱头咕噜摔在地下
[00:10:59] 尉迟敬德扬起鞭来
[00:11:03] 要用编扎死善雄信
[00:11:06] 忽然
[00:11:06] 程咬金喊了一嗓子
[00:11:09] 静则别打
[00:11:12] 皇上要N 收善雄信
[00:11:15] 他跟你卖一个价
[00:11:17] 嗯
[00:11:19] 静得一愣神儿
[00:11:20] 把边收住
[00:11:21] 程咬金已经爬上岸
[00:11:23] 穿好裤子来救姐姐
[00:11:24] 老婆大人
[00:11:25] 你给牵水救了
[00:11:27] 挺好挺好
[00:11:28] 快回去看看牵水下着没有
[00:11:30] 这儿没你事儿了
[00:11:32] 嗯
[00:11:32] 四哥给小教你了啊
[00:11:36] 他回和腋下马穿衣服去了
[00:11:39] 那位说一
[00:11:40] 尉迟恭怎么管程咬金也叫四哥呀
[00:11:43] 书中暗表
[00:11:46] 因为我们这部书主要说程咬金关于尉迟恭的世纪就没讲那么多
[00:11:53] 其实收尉迟恭费老力气啦
[00:11:56] 秦琼在美良川和尉迟恭俩打了多次
[00:12:01] 最后结拜成弟兄
[00:12:03] 以好来感化尉迟恭
[00:12:07] 他和秦琼是磕头弟兄
[00:12:09] 当然和程咬金是联盟把兄弟
[00:12:14] 牙Xia 尉迟恭
[00:12:15] 不提再说程咬金
[00:12:16] 过来把善雄信掺起来
[00:12:20] 无敌呀
[00:12:21] 今天没四哥这句话
[00:12:23] 你的命就没了
[00:12:26] 善雄信看着程咬金呢
[00:12:31] 不知道什么滋味
[00:12:32] 苦辣酸甜咸啊
[00:12:34] 又恨又难过
[00:12:38] 张口结舌
[00:12:40] 怎么想起街办弟兄的好处
[00:12:42] 想到自己把程咬金留在洛阳
[00:12:46] 对他那么好
[00:12:46] 你还跑了
[00:12:48] 可是今天他真就救了我
[00:12:50] 我说什么呢
[00:12:52] 半天一跺脚
[00:12:53] 嘿
[00:12:55] 我交朋友瞎了眼
[00:12:57] 从前是金兰弟兄
[00:12:59] 连命都过呀
[00:13:01] 现在各为其主
[00:13:03] 刀兵相见
[00:13:04] 没想到我要只的人指不上
[00:13:07] 跟我不对付人
[00:13:09] 嗯嗯
[00:13:10] 我到纸上了
[00:13:12] 这话是给程咬金听
[00:13:14] 程咬金比猴都精明白
[00:13:18] 无敌啊
[00:13:19] 你只上谁了啊
[00:13:22] 我的老兄弟罗成
[00:13:24] 他跟我一心一意守洛阳
[00:13:26] 哈哈哈哈
[00:13:28] 老五为你别犯糊涂咯
[00:13:31] 你厮守硌牙
[00:13:34] 你怎么手的
[00:13:35] 你知道唐天子将的旨意吗
[00:13:38] 他说
[00:13:39] 要锁拿王世充N 收小林关善雄信
[00:13:45] 你懂骂
[00:13:47] 就因为不忍要你的性命
[00:13:50] 冲你才没有把洛阳打开
[00:13:54] 要不然我早把他打开了
[00:13:57] 为什么要N 收你呢
[00:13:59] 因为圣上当初在临潼山查处岗误伤了你的哥哥善胸中
[00:14:07] 当时没能过伏请罪
[00:14:09] 总觉得亏欠着你
[00:14:12] 要不然就凭你善邮件
[00:14:15] 什么王世充
[00:14:16] 还有张什么波儿
[00:14:18] 能挡住大唐兵马
[00:14:22] 你仗着罗成帮驻守洛阳
[00:14:26] 我告诉你吧
[00:14:27] 罗成早
[00:14:29] 头疼啊
[00:14:30] 你信吗啊
[00:14:35] 善雄信听这话倒吸口凉气
[00:14:38] 不对
[00:14:39] 罗城回山东了
[00:14:41] 你怎么知道他偷糖了呢
[00:14:44] 哎呀
[00:14:44] 我的兄弟
[00:14:46] 算了吧
[00:14:47] 唐君还没到洛阳罗城
[00:14:50] 就跟老太太定下来金蝉脱壳计
[00:14:54] 你想想
[00:14:56] 当初我和二哥出洛阳的时候
[00:14:59] 你给我们送行
[00:15:01] 我们好像对不起
[00:15:03] 可是我和二哥商量了
[00:15:05] 总有一天我们要报你的恩
[00:15:10] 说着
[00:15:10] 程咬金过去把树捡起来
[00:15:12] 递给善雄信
[00:15:13] 兄弟啊
[00:15:15] 上马回去吧啊
[00:15:17] 回去吧
[00:15:19] 这
[00:15:20] 等等
[00:15:21] 程咬金
[00:15:23] 你说罗成投唐拉不错
[00:15:28] 离开你
[00:15:28] 洛阳马上派人给我们送信
[00:15:31] 他到山东把母亲安置好
[00:15:34] 就到我们应钟
[00:15:35] 可是他去世啦
[00:15:37] 哎呀
[00:15:38] 咱们怎么信这个呢
[00:15:40] 啊
[00:15:42] 其实有用吗
[00:15:45] 哎呀
[00:15:46] 别a 了
[00:15:47] 快回去吧
[00:15:47] 好好琢磨琢磨啊
[00:15:49] 琢磨好了有事儿找四哥
[00:15:53] 善雄心听了这话
[00:15:55] 好像头顶三江水
[00:15:57] 脚踏吴湖平啊
[00:16:00] 愣了半天
[00:16:02] 他说什么也想不通
[00:16:05] 祖国成啊
[00:16:07] 我对你天高地厚
[00:16:10] 你骗我
[00:16:12] 你在疆场又剩了尉迟恭
[00:16:16] 又把秦琼抽到马下
[00:16:18] 你要扎死我给拦住核算
[00:16:21] 都是假的呀
[00:16:25] 直气得他上牙咬下牙歌
[00:16:29] 八八只想站起身来
[00:16:31] 翻身上马
[00:16:32] 拨转马头走了
[00:16:35] 这阵儿靖德把两匹马备好了
[00:16:37] 一瞧程咬金放着善雄信过来问
[00:16:41] 苏哥
[00:16:42] 你怎么把它放啦
[00:16:44] 噢
[00:16:45] 咱们凤之N 收他呀
[00:16:47] 得慢慢来呀
[00:16:48] 正说着
[00:16:50] 徐茂公骑着马从树林里钻了出来
[00:16:54] 原来刚才他起码追到这儿
[00:16:56] 看见尉迟恭单鞭救驾
[00:16:59] 秦王脱了弦就躲在树林里观看善雄信走了
[00:17:04] 他才出来与两位兄弟见面
[00:17:07] 程咬金说
[00:17:08] 三哥
[00:17:09] 刚才这是怎么回事儿
[00:17:11] 徐茂公说
[00:17:12] 嗨
[00:17:12] 我肠都悔青了
[00:17:14] 是这么回事儿
[00:17:14] 哎呀
[00:17:15] 他不值得
[00:17:17] 就这样几个人返回
[00:17:18] 唐莹
[00:17:20] 李世民先回到唐营
[00:17:22] 下马进帐
[00:17:23] 见了秦琼二王兄吗
[00:17:26] 小王
[00:17:27] 差一点见不着你了哟
[00:17:30] 全球一看
[00:17:31] 李世民脸色煞白
[00:17:33] 千岁
[00:17:34] 出什么事儿了
[00:17:35] 是这么回事情
[00:17:37] 我们偷光御果园被善雄信追赶
[00:17:41] 靖得杆边就站的事儿说了一遍
[00:17:45] 就在这阵
[00:17:46] 徐茂公等三人也回来了
[00:17:49] 秦琼说
[00:17:50] 哎呀
[00:17:50] 太危险了
[00:17:52] 今天要不是竞得赤身缠马单鞭救驾
[00:17:56] 千岁的命可就没了
[00:17:58] 此事dei 奏明圣上
[00:18:00] 秦王说
[00:18:01] 那是自然
[00:18:02] 徐方松
[00:18:03] 这事儿是我的错
[00:18:05] 是我把你拉去的
[00:18:07] 这么办法
[00:18:08] 请你把事情经过写个折子
[00:18:11] 像我父王奏明要为尉迟将军请功
[00:18:17] 就这样
[00:18:17] 大家回去休息
[00:18:19] 徐晃攻把折子写好了
[00:18:21] 还画了一套图画
[00:18:23] 这画儿一共分八张
[00:18:25] 先后画的是秦王徐茂公洗心亭饮酒
[00:18:30] 第二张是善雄信
[00:18:32] 立马横槊怒指秦王
[00:18:35] 第三章徐茂公跪求善雄信将秦王放走
[00:18:39] 第四章善雄信纵马直追秦王
[00:18:45] 护城河边
[00:18:46] 秦王湖人酒驾
[00:18:48] 接着是尉迟恭赤身缠马
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