[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 照B 黑世界 [00:00:03] 孙凤山、孙玉堂 [00:00:07] 离开了石佛寺 [00:00:09] 去请段文成 [00:00:13] 先把这石佛寺的事儿啊搁在一边 [00:00:17] 倒开手儿在收拾这活佛 [00:00:21] 这是赵B 的主意 [00:00:24] 咱们书说简短 [00:00:27] 好不容易到了段文 [00:00:29] 成家了 [00:00:31] A 、孙凤山说 [00:00:33] 就是这 [00:00:34] 就是这 [00:00:35] 哎呀 [00:00:36] 我还记得数年前来过一次 [00:00:41] 没想到人面已非呀 [00:00:44] 老头子是感慨万千 [00:00:48] 要不是因为这种特殊的事情 [00:00:50] 真就抽不开身来 [00:00:53] 抓逼一挥手 [00:00:54] 叫黑世界过去叫门 [00:00:57] 开始也过来乓乓乓 [00:00:59] 一个砸门 [00:01:01] 砸了好半天 [00:01:03] 就听着门吱呀一声开了 [00:01:06] 里边出了一个40 多岁的人 [00:01:09] 这人好像是庄户人家土头土脑 [00:01:13] 穿着毛蓝布的裤褂大便在屁股后头耷拉着 [00:01:18] 看那意思啊 [00:01:20] 是刚哭完还是刚睡醒睡眼朦胧 [00:01:25] 开门往外看了一眼 [00:01:28] 呃 [00:01:29] 你们找谁呀 [00:01:33] 刚说的这孙子糖就一愣 [00:01:36] 孙跃堂瞅着特别眼熟 [00:01:39] 赶紧就过来了 [00:01:41] 如果我没认错的话 [00:01:43] 你是不是喊老四 [00:01:46] 这人一听 [00:01:48] 于是 [00:01:49] 我叫孙玉堂啊 [00:01:52] 哎呀呀 [00:01:53] 孙子爷爷 [00:01:54] 你还认出我来了 [00:01:56] 我可不敢认您了 [00:01:57] 您一向可好 [00:01:59] 我给您磕头了 [00:02:02] 找B 就问 [00:02:03] 哎呀 [00:02:03] 大哥你认识 [00:02:05] 他认识 [00:02:07] 哎呀 [00:02:07] 我们俩呀 [00:02:08] 从小在一块儿长大的 [00:02:11] 这人呢 [00:02:11] 没啥出息 [00:02:12] 你看这样憨头憨脑的 [00:02:15] 我一眼就认出他了 [00:02:18] 他怎么跟他断文成了呢 [00:02:21] 心里纳闷 [00:02:23] 在看叫韩四的人从地上站起来 [00:02:26] 与这快行到里边儿吧 [00:02:30] 我们正要有事 [00:02:31] 讨扰你家的主人 [00:02:34] 现在愿离开小院 [00:02:36] 不大 [00:02:37] 挺安静 [00:02:38] 挺安静的 [00:02:40] 到了正房屋 [00:02:41] 一瞅就像妙又像住宅 [00:02:45] 说的是庙吗 [00:02:46] 又不像 [00:02:48] 因为从外表上看就是普通的住宅 [00:02:51] 青砖小瓦进屋一看 [00:02:54] 香气扑鼻 [00:02:56] 正中央是佛堂 [00:02:58] 供的是元始天尊 [00:03:01] 东西有套间 [00:03:04] 但是看了看 [00:03:06] 挂的都是黑颜色 [00:03:08] 白颜色的 [00:03:09] 慢炸 [00:03:11] 往盆里一看 [00:03:12] 里头有指挥 [00:03:14] 嗯 [00:03:15] 冷冷清清不见第二个人 [00:03:20] 这孙凤山就问他 [00:03:22] 阿寒寺啊 [00:03:24] 你家主人 [00:03:26] 你问的是段老先生啊 [00:03:30] 我的好朋友 [00:03:32] 嗯 [00:03:33] 嗯嗯 [00:03:36] 嗯 [00:03:41] 韩老师咧着嘴哭 [00:03:44] 掏出手绢直擦眼镜的眼泪哗哗往下淌 [00:03:49] 四个人就愣了 [00:03:51] 嘿 [00:03:51] 世界就问赵毕老师啊 [00:03:53] 他有病是咋的 [00:03:55] 少说废话 [00:03:56] 看吧 [00:03:58] 孙子唐就问老师 [00:04:00] 别哭别哭 [00:04:01] 别怎么了你啊 [00:04:03] 问你的主子 [00:04:04] 你哭什么 [00:04:07] 回缩的也得缓我家主子 [00:04:12] 顾去了啊 [00:04:15] 你说是不在人世了 [00:04:18] 一点儿都不假 [00:04:20] 哎哟 [00:04:22] 孙玉堂是个实在人呢 [00:04:24] 一听啊 [00:04:25] 眼前都发黑 [00:04:27] 回过头来看看他叔叔 [00:04:31] 孙凤山一听 [00:04:32] 慌忙站起来 [00:04:34] 拉住韩四的手就问 [00:04:37] 老四 [00:04:39] 你待怎讲 [00:04:41] 我的好朋友 [00:04:42] 他他他他他 [00:04:44] 他不在了过世 [00:04:48] 多长时间 [00:04:50] 大概三七二十一天 [00:04:55] 都死了八个多月 [00:04:58] 什么病死的 [00:05:01] 他出去给人家诊脉 [00:05:05] 老先生没事儿就给别人去治病 [00:05:09] 分文都不收 [00:05:12] 内两天山里的人呢 [00:05:14] 闹病的特多 [00:05:15] 他奔波劳碌 [00:05:17] 不得吃喝 [00:05:18] 偶然风寒 [00:05:20] 说不舒服 [00:05:22] 就躺下了 [00:05:24] 结果第二天就病逝归天了 [00:05:29] 嗯 [00:05:31] 嗯 [00:05:32] 哎哟 [00:05:34] 孙凤山想起想当初哥俩的交情 [00:05:39] 到现在 [00:05:40] 好朋友不在了 [00:05:42] 心思刀割 [00:05:43] 相思是放声大哭 [00:05:47] 苏玉堂的眼泪吧嗒吧嗒也掉下来了 [00:05:50] 嘿 [00:05:51] 世杰叫他们哭的心里也挺难受 [00:05:53] 但偷眼一看 [00:05:54] 照BE 丑照B 小圆眼睛滴溜溜直转悠 [00:05:58] 脸上是似笑非笑那种表情 [00:06:03] 黑直接 [00:06:04] 不明白怎么回事儿 [00:06:05] 老师哦 [00:06:07] 你啥意思 [00:06:09] 哼哼 [00:06:12] 匣子你锻炼你不明白的事儿多的很 [00:06:18] 我的二位哭过没 [00:06:20] 没哭够 [00:06:21] 接茬哭 [00:06:23] 昨晚哭够了 [00:06:24] 我有话说 [00:06:26] 孙子他们擦擦眼泪说 [00:06:28] 照B 说 [00:06:29] 你这个人真不分轻重 [00:06:31] 什么节骨眼上 [00:06:32] 你还有心调皮 [00:06:35] 你说这叫什么话 [00:06:36] 哎 [00:06:37] 你们乐意哭啊 [00:06:39] 可不得哭个够吗 [00:06:41] 我就琢磨着 [00:06:42] 这事儿怎么这么巧 [00:06:45] 咱不请他 [00:06:46] 他也不死 [00:06:47] 这一请他 [00:06:48] 他死了 [00:06:49] 这生老病死 [00:06:51] 人之常情啊 [00:06:53] 那还分时候吗 [00:06:54] 是啊 [00:06:55] 我也没抬杠啊 [00:06:57] 你们哭够了 [00:06:58] 我说两句话不行吗 [00:07:00] 哭够了 [00:07:01] 叫你气也气够了 [00:07:02] 你说吧 [00:07:05] 哎 [00:07:05] 我说这位韩思涵的歌 [00:07:09] 于是赵B [00:07:11] 小脑袋瓜赵B 朝着我这脑袋小妹 [00:07:15] 呃呃呃 [00:07:16] 赵大爷 [00:07:17] 有话您说 [00:07:19] 我 [00:07:20] 你刚才说你家主人死了21 天 [00:07:23] 呵呵 [00:07:23] 对啊 [00:07:24] 算今儿个正好21 天 [00:07:28] 他得的病就是偶然风寒 [00:07:31] 是哦 [00:07:33] 偶然风寒 [00:07:34] 找郎中看了 [00:07:35] 也是这么确诊的 [00:07:38] 偶然风寒就死去了 [00:07:40] 那么请问还得坟茔在什么地方汾阳啊 [00:07:47] 就出这村儿不远 [00:07:48] 后山坡上就在那安葬 [00:07:53] 能否头前带路 [00:07:55] 我们到坟前遗迹 [00:07:58] 这可以可以 [00:08:00] 哎 [00:08:01] 大伙儿一听 [00:08:01] 赵B 说得对 [00:08:02] 到坟前一届吧 [00:08:05] 赵的就说 [00:08:06] 你看我们也不知道 [00:08:08] 这茶芝麻相克 [00:08:09] 一概都没带来 [00:08:11] 我这边 [00:08:12] 老兄麻烦你给找点儿芝麻 [00:08:14] 相克a 算借你的 [00:08:17] 然后我们付钱 [00:08:18] 瞧您说的 [00:08:20] 我们这别的没有芝麻相克 [00:08:23] 都现成儿的 [00:08:24] 还是上好的 [00:08:26] 拿了一堆塑蜡 [00:08:29] 一刀黄钱纸 [00:08:31] 武功蜡扦、香炉都拿着 [00:08:35] 就这样离开老段家 [00:08:37] 奔后山坡 [00:08:39] 走出去不到一里地 [00:08:41] 前头是一片枣树林 [00:08:44] 在枣树林地前边 [00:08:46] 有一座新坟 [00:08:48] 可美丽呗 [00:08:51] 到了新坟前头 [00:08:52] 大家只不喊 [00:08:54] 老四用手一指 [00:08:56] 把老人家就安葬到这儿 [00:08:59] 哎呀 [00:09:01] 孙凤山一开始顿足捶胸 [00:09:04] 我的好哥哥 [00:09:06] 我的好哥们儿 [00:09:09] 你怎么就舍弃我们先走了一步了 [00:09:13] 哎呀 [00:09:15] 往这儿一跪 [00:09:15] 放声大哭 [00:09:17] 孙玉堂也跪下了 [00:09:19] 吧嗒吧嗒掉眼泪 [00:09:21] 嘿 [00:09:21] 世界也跪下了 [00:09:22] 唯独照壁玫瑰 [00:09:26] 等哭吧的多时 [00:09:27] 人家都站起来植入背上了 [00:09:31] 照B 这才跪下 [00:09:33] 我跟你们不是一试 [00:09:35] 是不是呢 [00:09:36] 你们过去都有交情 [00:09:38] 我们过去爷儿俩不认识 [00:09:40] 所以呢 [00:09:41] 我碗柜一步 [00:09:43] 哎呀 [00:09:44] 你们在那哭着 [00:09:45] 我真伤心呐 [00:09:47] 我这老爷子挺好个人儿 [00:09:50] 窝窝囊囊就这么走了 [00:09:52] 叫人听了之后是痛断肝肠啊 [00:09:56] 老爷子 [00:09:58] 虽然咱没交情 [00:09:59] 但是我们呢 [00:10:00] 来看您来了 [00:10:02] 您受点香火请上受我一拜 [00:10:07] 照B 烧了点儿纸塑 [00:10:09] 蜡点着了嘴里的en [00:10:14] 大伙儿一看 [00:10:15] 它得不起没完了 [00:10:16] 冷不丁的 [00:10:17] 赵炳嗷的一声蹦起 [00:10:19] 多高的扑通躺在地上 [00:10:22] 嘿 [00:10:22] 世界下还要是非 [00:10:25] 是非你咋的了 [00:10:27] 众人赶紧过来抢救 [00:10:29] 在看着B [00:10:31] 面色瓦灰 [00:10:35] 本来那小脑瓜子小小脸盆就不丁点 [00:10:39] 这回变了样 [00:10:40] 脸上全是痣啊 [00:10:43] 跟那个风干的酱菜头差不多少了 [00:10:47] 面色苍白 [00:10:50] 在看 [00:10:50] 额角也冒了汗珠了 [00:10:53] 四肢抽搐 [00:10:59] 你怎么了 [00:11:01] 苏玉涛也吓坏了 [00:11:02] 莫非你也得了急病了 [00:11:05] 我罩子兄弟 [00:11:06] 罩子兄弟 [00:11:07] 别吓唬我们 [00:11:08] 你们怎么了 [00:11:10] 抢救了多时 [00:11:11] 就眼罩B 嗷的一声蹦起来了 [00:11:16] 俩眼发直 [00:11:17] 先来到孙凤山 [00:11:19] 金钱 [00:11:22] 兄弟 [00:11:23] 难得你还来看看我 [00:11:27] 咱哥俩交情 [00:11:29] 茉莉a [00:11:31] 我虽然说不在了 [00:11:33] 我一直惦记你啊 [00:11:35] 兄弟 [00:11:36] 谢谢你了 [00:11:38] 谢谢你在我坟前遗迹 [00:11:42] 孙中山并 [00:11:44] 什么 [00:11:45] 赵姐 [00:11:47] 你疯了 [00:11:48] 你顺嘴胡乐乐 [00:11:51] 咱俩怎么还称兄论弟 [00:11:54] 我没胡说 [00:11:55] 呵呵 [00:11:57] 不过好兄弟 [00:11:58] 我要叫你知道实情啊 [00:12:02] 我一点儿病都没有 [00:12:04] 我是被人谋害而死啊 [00:12:10] 怎么个谋害而死叫呐喊 [00:12:13] 老四一包毒药把我给毒死了 [00:12:19] 这小子心比蛇蝎还狠 [00:12:23] 无非要谋夺我的财产 [00:12:25] 我的意思 [00:12:27] 整个的财产 [00:12:29] 都归属在他的名下 [00:12:32] 兄弟念起多年的交情 [00:12:35] 给我报仇雪恨 [00:12:40] 孙子糖 [00:12:41] 过来吧 [00:12:42] 给他个嘴巴子 [00:12:43] 你装什么蒜 [00:12:44] 你照B [00:12:45] 你这是真的是假的啊 [00:12:48] 你满嘴胡说八道些什么 [00:12:50] 你你 [00:12:51] 你别吓唬我呀 [00:12:53] 这 [00:12:53] 这闹鬼 [00:12:54] 哎呀 [00:12:55] 鱼塘啊 [00:12:57] 什么节骨眼 [00:12:58] 我能跟你开玩笑 [00:13:00] 你是个晚辈 [00:13:02] 我死的1万呢 [00:13:04] 快抓住了韩老师 [00:13:06] 把他扭送到衙门 [00:13:09] 他要不招人 [00:13:10] 严刑审讯 [00:13:12] 他就能供出实情 [00:13:15] 说着 [00:13:15] 冷不丁就转身再喊 [00:13:17] 老四来了 [00:13:19] 这会儿的韩老师都尿裤子了 [00:13:24] 离不上是白天玩 [00:13:26] 太吓人了 [00:13:27] 就见赵B 过来把韩老四的衣服给揪住了 [00:13:32] 你咪咪 [00:13:34] 你安心不良 [00:13:36] 你竟下毒手把我给毒死 [00:13:39] 想摸肚我的财产 [00:13:41] 你就王乐 [00:13:42] 天网恢恢 [00:13:43] 疏而不漏 [00:13:45] 该报未报 [00:13:46] 时候没到时候 [00:13:48] 一到 [00:13:48] 一切全报 [00:13:50] 给我报仇的人来了 [00:13:52] 小子 [00:13:54] 你活不成了 [00:13:56] 跟我到阴曹地府打官司吧 [00:14:00] 见阎王爷去 [00:14:03] 韩老四下的汗珠子吓得扑通就跪下了 [00:14:08] 没有的事儿 [00:14:09] 没有的事儿 [00:14:10] 我我 [00:14:11] 我我上哪整读 [00:14:13] 要去 [00:14:13] 我绝不能干那伤天害理的事儿 [00:14:16] 二大爷 [00:14:18] 你别听他的 [00:14:19] 没有此事啊 [00:14:21] 什么没有 [00:14:22] 此时明明你给我灌了毒药 [00:14:26] 冤枉啊 [00:14:27] 冤枉啊 [00:14:29] 照B 1 回头 [00:14:30] 跟黑世界说 [00:14:32] 孩儿啊 [00:14:34] 孩子还不拿绳把他捆上牛送到官府 [00:14:40] 人是木雕 [00:14:42] 不打不招 [00:14:43] 一上夹棍 [00:14:45] 他肯定得说实话 [00:14:48] 嘿 [00:14:48] 是爷爷傻了眼了 [00:14:50] 请说话 [00:14:50] 我老师是怎么了 [00:14:52] 又吓人呢 [00:14:54] 这就是白天 [00:14:55] 这黑天剩我一个人 [00:14:57] 非把我吓死不可 [00:14:59] 好累 [00:15:01] 他把绳拿出来要捆 [00:15:03] 喊老四 [00:15:03] 喊老四 [00:15:04] 枯藤跪下了 [00:15:05] 各位亲们亲们 [00:15:07] 拿呀 [00:15:07] 亲们 [00:15:08] 我真没毒死人呢 [00:15:11] 再者说 [00:15:12] 这这 [00:15:12] 这怎么回事儿啊 [00:15:14] 说是冤魂附体了a [00:15:17] 再者说 [00:15:18] 人他没死 [00:15:19] 他哪来的冤魂 [00:15:22] H [00:15:23] 孙宇 [00:15:23] 他一听就急了 [00:15:25] 你说什么人没死 [00:15:29] 我怎么听不明白了 [00:15:31] 人他 [00:15:32] 哈哈 [00:15:33] 我也说不清了 [00:15:34] 总而言之我都闹糊涂了 [00:15:36] 他问的 [00:15:38] 整这么个时候 [00:15:40] 就见赵B 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