[00:00:00] Handy (便利) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00:08] 腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权 [00:00:08] First things first I'm a craftsman [00:00:11] 首先也是最重要的 我是名专业工匠 [00:00:11] Remodelling is my only passion [00:00:13] 旧物改造是我唯一的爱好 [00:00:13] And I'm the greatest in the business [00:00:14] 我可是这行业里的顶尖人才 [00:00:14] Want referrals yo [00:00:16] 你想要证明？ [00:00:16] My clientele will bear you witness [00:00:18] 我的客户就是最好的证明 [00:00:18] I can help when your door jamb sticks [00:00:20] 即便你的门框黏住不能动 我也搞得定 [00:00:20] There is nothing in the world I can't fix [00:00:23] 这世上就没有我修不了的东西 [00:00:23] I do tiles I do stone I do bricks [00:00:25] 什么瓷砖啊 地板砖啊 墙砖啊 我都能修 [00:00:25] Call me I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks [00:00:28] 只需一通电话 身怀各种绝技的我立马现身 [00:00:28] Where you go when your disposal is rusted [00:00:30] 你的排污管都锈了 你还跑去哪儿 [00:00:30] Termite problem making you disgusted [00:00:33] 家有白蚁出没 你不恶心吗 [00:00:33] When your front window is busted [00:00:35] 当你前车窗破裂时 [00:00:35] Just one man that's always trusted [00:00:37] 此刻 只有我才是可信的男人 [00:00:37] I'm so handy you already know [00:00:42] 我随叫随到 你早就知道 [00:00:42] I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows [00:00:47] 你马桶漏水时 我会立即维修你的管道 [00:00:47] I'm so handy I'll bring you up to code [00:00:52] 随叫随到 当你洗碗机烫得快要爆炸时 [00:00:52] When your dishwasher's about to explode [00:00:57] 我会让它立马恢复正常 [00:00:57] Now you see that your furnace is needing some service [00:01:00] 你看到你的炉灶需要加固 [00:01:00] I'm fully bonded no need to be nervous [00:01:02] 我会帮你完全固定好 无需担心 [00:01:02] Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica [00:01:05] 或许你会想买个全新的福米卡灶台 [00:01:05] Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer [00:01:07] 我可以帮你安装洗碟机 组装烘干机 [00:01:07] But all your pipes are antique [00:01:08] 但你家所有的管道都太旧了 [00:01:08] Your water pressure's too weak [00:01:09] 所以你家的水压不够 [00:01:09] You got an attic full of dry rot [00:01:11] 你家阁楼都烂了 [00:01:11] Because your roof sprung a leak [00:01:12] 因为你家的屋顶漏水 [00:01:12] Your fridge is starting to reek [00:01:13] 你的冰箱开始冒烟 [00:01:13] Your hardwood floors really squeak [00:01:14] 你的实木地板松动 咯吱咯吱响 [00:01:14] But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique [00:01:17] 但请不用担心 请让我展现我惊人的技术 [00:01:17] Now let me glue that glue that and screw that screw that [00:01:20] 让我粘紧 粘紧那螺丝 [00:01:20] Any random chore you got well I can do that do that [00:01:22] 无论你有什么烦恼 我都能帮你解决 [00:01:22] Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun [00:01:24] 或许我只是为了好玩才给你家重装电线 [00:01:24] I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one [00:01:27] 我有很多的问题 但这小开关可难不倒我 [00:01:27] I'm so handy everyone said so [00:01:32] 我随叫随到 大家都这么说 [00:01:32] I'll grout your bathroom resurface your patio [00:01:37] 我会修补你的浴室 重铺你家庭院地板砖 [00:01:37] I'm so handy I'm the guy to know [00:01:42] 我随叫随到 你吸尘器坏了的时候 [00:01:42] When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh [00:01:47] 我就是那个知道怎么修的人 [00:01:47] Patch the drywall clean your gutters and mow the lawn [00:01:52] 修补干板墙 清洗排污管 修剪草坪 [00:01:52] Make that phone call I'll install anything you want [00:01:57] 只需一通电话 我能帮你安装任何东西 404

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