[00:00:00] I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none.
[00:00:04] 我曾经有过两个女朋友,现在我没有了
[00:00:04] Cause my number two girl found out about one.
[00:00:08] 因为我的号码 两个女孩发现了一个
[00:00:08] Two girl friends, now I got none.
[00:00:11] 两个女孩是朋友,现在我没有女朋友了
[00:00:11] Cause my number two girl found out about
[00:00:18] 因为我的号码 两个女孩发现了
[00:00:18] Yeah, Yeah, I'm back again.
[00:00:20] 是啊,我又回来了
[00:00:20] Throw a hashtag in front of the trend.
[00:00:21] 向前抛出一个标签
[00:00:21] Huffing and Puffing so let me in,
[00:00:23] 气喘吁吁地让我进去
[00:00:23] I just need a little bit of medicine.
[00:00:25] 我只是需要一点药
[00:00:25] Oh no, strap on my sneakers.
[00:00:27] 不,穿上我的运动鞋
[00:00:27] You don't need to play,
[00:00:28] 你不需要玩耍
[00:00:28] Watch from the bleachers.
[00:00:28] 从看台观看
[00:00:28] Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures.
[00:00:30] 闪亮的冰,让你抽搐
[00:00:30] Clutch that ball, I will beat cha'.
[00:00:32] 抓住那个球，我会打击你们
[00:00:32] I'm sorry, I gotta do this here,
[00:00:33] 对不起,我必须这样做
[00:00:33] But you hang with dicks,
[00:00:34] 但你有女人陪伴
[00:00:34] Like a pubic hair.
[00:00:35] 就像隐私之处
[00:00:35] With an icy stare,
[00:00:36] 冰冷的目光
[00:00:36] Got it worse than my deuce.
[00:00:37] 比我的厄运还糟糕
[00:00:37] Got me rock hard,
[00:00:38] 让我坚硬如石
[00:00:38] Shootin' off 'zooka.
[00:00:38] 火箭炮兵发射了
[00:00:38] Yeah, Yeah, I said it to.
[00:00:40] 是的,我说过了
[00:00:40] This is like no edit; undo.
[00:00:42] 这就像没有编辑,取消
[00:00:42] What the f**k did I get myself into?
[00:00:44] 我让自己进了什么境地
[00:00:44] (Wish I knew)
[00:00:45] 我想知道
[00:00:45] I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none.
[00:00:49] 我曾经有过两个女朋友,现在我没有了
[00:00:49] Cause my number two girl found out about one.
[00:00:52] 因为我的号码 两个女孩发现了一个
[00:00:52] Two girl friends, now I got none.
[00:00:55] 两个女孩是朋友,现在我没有女朋友了
[00:00:55] Cause my number two girl found out about
[00:01:01] 因为我的号码 两个女孩发现了
[00:01:01] It ain't over till' the fat lady sings,
[00:01:02] 这并没有结束,直到那个胖女人唱歌
[00:01:02] And Adele ain't on this track.
[00:01:04] Adele不在这里
[00:01:04] Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've.
[00:01:06] 我说过了吗，是的，我肯定
[00:01:06] Black and Yellow,
[00:01:07] 黑色和黄色
[00:01:07] Bourbon Mustard.
[00:01:08] Bourbon Mustard
[00:01:08] Not even just a little bit flustered,
[00:01:09] 甚至没有一点慌张
[00:01:09] Write it all down on the way to the bus stop.
[00:01:11] 把这一切都写在公共汽车站牌上
[00:01:11] Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut,
[00:01:13] 看那个女孩留着Skrillex发型
[00:01:13] Thinking to myself "Oh my god, it's America!"
[00:01:15] 想到自己，上帝，是美国人
[00:01:15] Haha, this is blasphemy.
[00:01:16] 这是亵渎
[00:01:16] Get away with it,
[00:01:17] 侥幸成功
[00:01:17] Like Casey Anthony.
[00:01:18] 就像Casey Anthony
[00:01:18] Mixed in chemicals,
[00:01:19] 混入化学物质
[00:01:19] This is alchemy.
[00:01:19] 这是炼金术
[00:01:19] Drunk as f**k,
[00:01:20] 喝得烂醉如泥
[00:01:20] Hold a kid off the balcony.
[00:01:22] 抱着一个孩子离开阳台
[00:01:22] Zombie Killer.
[00:01:23] 死尸杀手
[00:01:23] Manilla envelope,
[00:01:24] Manilla信封
[00:01:24] Being dragged in the middle.
[00:01:25] 被放在中间
[00:01:25] Girlfriend sitter,
[00:01:25] 女朋友保姆
[00:01:25] I'm a high space shitter.
[00:01:27] 我在一个广阔的空间内
[00:01:27] What?
[00:01:27] 什么
[00:01:27] I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none.
[00:01:32] 我曾经有过两个女朋友,现在我没有了
[00:01:32] Cause my number two girl found out about one.
[00:01:35] 因为我的号码 两个女孩发现了一个
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