[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 胡彦硕再次遇上花和尚鲁智深 [00:00:05] 两个人讲好了 [00:00:08] 今儿个不分胜负决不罢兵 [00:00:12] 胡延硕说 [00:00:14] 我先砸你三边秃驴 [00:00:18] 你敢接吗 [00:00:20] He he he he he 漫说 [00:00:23] 三边30 边 [00:00:26] 毛也不俊 [00:00:29] 好累 [00:00:31] 你街边的 [00:00:32] 呜呜 [00:00:37] 胡延硕攒足了气力 [00:00:39] 流星赶月双边就砸下来了 [00:00:43] 鲁智深是个硬汉子 [00:00:46] 从来吃软不吃硬 [00:00:49] 使了个横担铁门栓局火烧天是用大铁铲往上一架开哟 [00:01:02] 这下咋地 [00:01:05] 把胡延硕的双边掂起了三尺半高湖沿竖 [00:01:11] 这身子一摘歪 [00:01:13] 好悬没从马上摔下去 [00:01:16] 腰眼儿的嘎巴还响了一声 [00:01:19] 腰间盘好像没拖出 [00:01:22] 干嘛花兜了一圈回来 [00:01:29] 鲁智深那也够呛 [00:01:32] 眼前直冒金星 [00:01:35] 两个肩头的骨头节儿嘎巴嘎巴直响 [00:01:38] 在马上摘两栽晃了两晃 [00:01:42] 他骑的那个大白马就往下一塌一 [00:01:45] 然后四个蹄儿一直四条腿 [00:01:49] 一只冷没摔下马来 [00:01:52] 嘿嘿 [00:01:54] 真行啊 [00:01:55] A Hu 言说 [00:01:56] 好大的劲头儿 [00:01:58] 你砸完我了 [00:02:00] 咱一对一 [00:02:01] 我该杂你了 [00:02:03] 睫毛D 大铲 [00:02:10] 胡延硕狮子插花 [00:02:12] 望上一节开呀 [00:02:15] 差啦 [00:02:18] 呼延朔在马上摘两栽晃两晃 [00:02:22] 其弟青鬃马也往下一趴 [00:02:25] 一这马一尥蹶子蹦起来 [00:02:31] 多高啊 [00:02:32] 比如说人骑着马的力量都在马身上呢 [00:02:36] 马也吃劲儿 [00:02:39] 鲁智深感觉到虎口发麻啊 [00:02:44] 妈 [00:02:44] 好小子 [00:02:46] 来来 [00:02:47] 你再砸我 [00:02:49] 书说 [00:02:50] 简短三边对三产未分胜负 [00:02:56] 两个人杀的兴起 [00:02:58] 再来再来花 [00:03:04] 咱这么说 [00:03:05] 都玩儿了命了 [00:03:07] 答 [00:03:07] 斗到30 回合未分胜负 [00:03:11] 这鲁智深就不想下去 [00:03:14] 非跟他决一雌雄 [00:03:17] 在背后观战的各位英雄好汉看得清清青面兽 [00:03:23] 杨志跟武松一商量 [00:03:25] 不行不行啊 [00:03:27] 咱大哥性情暴躁 [00:03:30] 万一有点儿闪失 [00:03:31] 那还得了 [00:03:33] 咱主要还得等梁山D 信 [00:03:36] 吾二弟 [00:03:37] 你在后头观战 [00:03:39] 我去接英子塔啊 [00:03:42] 青面兽杨志催马一枪来替换鲁智深 [00:03:48] 鲁智深极不情愿 [00:03:51] 塞家跟他尚未分出胜败 [00:03:55] 大哥听我的分出胜败能怎么样 [00:04:01] 交给我 [00:04:02] 你去喘喘气儿 [00:04:04] 鲁智深没办法学马回归本队 [00:04:09] 他到那喝水 [00:04:10] 喘气儿咱不说 [00:04:12] 单说青面兽 [00:04:13] 杨志冷笑了一声 [00:04:15] 胡言说来来来 [00:04:17] 我陪你走几趟 [00:04:20] 照我大哥那种打法 [00:04:22] 毛也不惧你休 [00:04:25] 走接枪刷就一抢 [00:04:28] 咱这么说吧 [00:04:30] 他俩又达到了30 回合 [00:04:32] 未分胜负 [00:04:35] 你看这呼延硕呀 [00:04:36] 今天豁出去了 [00:04:38] 就等于一个人占俩 [00:04:42] 那鲁智深消耗了她大半的体力 [00:04:45] 现在又换了个劲敌 [00:04:48] 杨志那也不是好惹的 [00:04:51] 所以这呼延烁类的是灰歪 [00:04:54] 甲卸袋狼刨松勉强在这儿支持青面兽 [00:05:00] 杨志也冒汗了 [00:05:02] 也战不倒呼延硕 [00:05:05] 武松遗憾 [00:05:07] 别让自己的人吃了亏啊 [00:05:10] 吩咐一声宁津 [00:05:13] 啦啦啦啦 [00:05:16] 锣声一响 [00:05:18] 杨志值得嫁到回去虚晃一枪 [00:05:21] 拨马回归 [00:05:23] 本队人家收了冰 [00:05:26] 狐言烁也没敢追啊 [00:05:28] 累完了都嗯嗯 [00:05:34] 心说话真够呛 [00:05:36] 这武松要在上来非要了我的命不可老天保佑啊 [00:05:42] 到现在涨告一段落收兵 [00:05:47] 领兵带队回了青州 [00:05:51] 慕容知府一职 [00:05:53] 在城楼上观战看得清清楚楚 [00:05:57] 你说这家伙回来之后 [00:06:00] 不但不安抚胡言硕士 [00:06:03] 冷嘲热讽啊 [00:06:06] 胡艳说 [00:06:07] 呀 [00:06:08] 今儿个你对比本俯瞰地 [00:06:11] 轻轻地 [00:06:12] 你毫无建树啊 [00:06:15] 跟两个人伸手 [00:06:17] 一个你都没逮着 [00:06:19] 哪怕给他们放点儿雪占点儿便宜也行 [00:06:24] 哎 [00:06:25] 结果白白地把它们放锅了 [00:06:28] 照这样下去怎么得了啊 [00:06:31] 哎 [00:06:32] 你说你在我这儿吃 [00:06:35] 你在我这儿住 [00:06:36] 立不了什么功劳 [00:06:39] 另本府寒心哪 [00:06:44] 呼延弱气的这心噔噔 [00:06:46] 噔噔噔就跳成一个了 [00:06:48] 无言以对 [00:06:51] 胡延硕鑫说话了 [00:06:52] 我不能对牛弹琴 [00:06:55] 他就是牛 [00:06:56] 就是驴人情 [00:06:59] 不懂四六不透啊 [00:07:01] 嗯 [00:07:02] 我累成这个样子了 [00:07:05] 我一颗血腥呢 [00:07:08] 我在这儿保卫青州 [00:07:09] 到头来换了这么一套 [00:07:13] 可本来嘛也没抓着对方 [00:07:16] 一个人也感觉到内九湖颜硕回归下处前去生气 [00:07:25] 答 [00:07:26] 这一天开始 [00:07:27] 他们有时候出战 [00:07:29] 有时候不打慕容知府一职 [00:07:32] 那脸蛋的沉着不理胡延硕 [00:07:37] 内部之间就发生了裂痕 [00:07:41] 按下他们咱不说单表白虎山二爷孔亮带着一个小火气化妆 [00:07:51] 改扮穿州过府 [00:07:54] 非止一日 [00:07:55] 这片到了水泊梁山 [00:07:58] 到了金沙江的外围了 [00:08:01] 没来过 [00:08:02] 蒙灯转向 [00:08:04] 转了好几里地没有头绪 [00:08:08] 这水泊梁山的大寨在什么地方也看不清楚 [00:08:14] 抬头一看 [00:08:16] 路口儿有个酒馆 [00:08:18] 嗯 [00:08:19] 到这儿打听打听 [00:08:21] 两个人进了酒馆 [00:08:23] 要了四个菜 [00:08:25] 两壶酒 [00:08:26] 吃饭是假的 [00:08:28] 问路是真的 [00:08:31] 一看里边儿柜台后做这个掌柜的大个儿 [00:08:35] 长得面色蓝靛耳目冒光 [00:08:39] 虽然是青衣小帽 [00:08:42] 但是透着威风 [00:08:46] 孔亮就过来了 [00:08:47] A [00:08:48] 请问阁下 [00:08:50] 您是这里掌柜的不错 [00:08:53] 小店是我开的 [00:08:55] 客官您有事儿 [00:08:58] 我们是外乡人 [00:09:00] 对本地不熟 [00:09:02] 我想打听打听这水泊梁山的大寨在何处 [00:09:10] 这掌柜的一听 [00:09:12] 当时就愣了一下 [00:09:13] 上下打量孔二爷 [00:09:17] 不是 [00:09:18] 朋友 [00:09:19] 你为什么要打听水泊梁山大寨呢啊 [00:09:24] 我来找个朋友找谁找呼保义及时雨 [00:09:30] 孝义黑三郎宋江宋公明额 [00:09:38] 你认识宋江太认识了 [00:09:41] 她在我们家住过大半年 [00:09:44] 他还是我爹爹干儿子从我爹那儿论我跟宋江是弟兄啊 [00:09:52] 请问客官尊姓大名 [00:09:55] 我姓孔 [00:09:56] 我叫孔亮 [00:09:57] 我有个哥哥叫孔明 [00:10:00] 我爹叫孔太公 [00:10:03] 那客官有什么事儿 [00:10:06] 能不能先跟我透个底 [00:10:08] 不行 [00:10:09] 我一肚子话 [00:10:10] 非得见着宋江我才能说 [00:10:14] 那好吧 [00:10:15] 请稍候片刻 [00:10:18] 华夏再多给加俩菜上一壶酒 [00:10:23] 这组说完了 [00:10:24] 从柜台出来推开后门 [00:10:28] 到了后院儿后院儿挺宽敞院 [00:10:32] 脖子也挺长 [00:10:33] 再把后院的门开开 [00:10:36] 面对金沙江 [00:10:38] 他就来到金沙江D 江边 [00:10:41] 旁边有个木头架子 [00:10:43] 上头挂着 [00:10:44] 公和祥借 [00:10:47] 一伸手把弓摘下来摘了三只 [00:10:50] 想见没有说 [00:10:52] 想见是干嘛的 [00:10:53] 是信号见 [00:10:55] 不是慑人的那件头儿带哨儿这玩意儿射出去 [00:11:01] 借助空气摩擦的力量能发出一种尖叫 [00:11:06] 故事叫信号键 [00:11:08] 又叫详见再看这个主大声键之后 [00:11:14] 对着对方的芦苇 [00:11:17] 啪 [00:11:18] 这耙耙 [00:11:27] 三只想见划破天空 [00:11:31] 发出刺耳的声音 [00:11:34] 金沙江对岸芦苇塘之中有放哨的小船 [00:11:40] 听着自家人D 信号儿 [00:11:42] 知道有事儿 [00:11:43] 时间不大 [00:11:44] 三只小船从芦苇钻出 [00:11:49] 每只船上都有七名水手 [00:11:52] 一个当头的当头的过来一看 [00:11:56] 认识发信号儿 [00:11:58] 这掌柜的非是旁人 [00:12:00] 也是水泊梁山一个小头目 [00:12:03] 旱地忽律姓朱 [00:12:06] 叫朱贵 [00:12:10] 猪头 [00:12:10] 有事儿啊 [00:12:12] 有事儿方才来俩人 [00:12:16] 其中有个人自爆叫孔亮是孔家庄的人 [00:12:20] 要见咱们大头领 [00:12:22] 烦劳你们给送个信儿吧 [00:12:24] 头领是见还是不见把详细的经过一说 [00:12:30] 值班的小偷儿听清楚了 [00:12:32] 调转船头到大寨去送信 [00:12:38] 书说简短 [00:12:39] 宋江得着信儿 [00:12:40] 之后就一愣孔令 [00:12:43] 哎呀 [00:12:43] 我兄弟呀 [00:12:46] 他从哪儿来呀 [00:12:48] 我太想念他了请 [00:12:52] 宋江搭了个请字 [00:12:55] 小头目荡着船右键 [00:12:58] 旱地忽律 [00:12:59] 朱贵跟他这一说 [00:13:00] 朱贵一听头认得 [00:13:03] 那没得可说了 [00:13:05] 转身来到饭馆 [00:13:07] 欠着二爷 [00:13:08] 孔亮二爷多有慢待 [00:13:12] 我家宋头领有 [00:13:14] 只是请你寨中一件好好 [00:13:17] 我求之不得 [00:13:18] 求之不得 [00:13:20] 不用会变 [00:13:21] 饭前这块儿有人请客 [00:13:25] 旱地忽律 [00:13:26] 朱贵领着他到后面登上小船 [00:13:29] 小船一掉头 [00:13:31] 当飘飘钻进芦苇 [00:13:34] 左拐右拐 [00:13:36] 有时候河道宽 [00:13:37] 有时候河道窄呀 [00:13:40] 过了芦苇塘 [00:13:41] 再往前走了一段路 [00:13:43] 这才看见水泊梁山 [00:13:48] 在金沙江环绕之中 [00:13:50] 一片旱地 [00:13:52] 这就是中平大寨 [00:13:55] 孔亮一看 [00:13:56] 好家伙 [00:13:58] 比我那白虎山威风多了 [00:14:02] 这么大一片 [00:14:05] 这药藏个百万人简直都看不出拥挤了 [00:14:10] 好地方 [00:14:11] 过了三倒碗子城 [00:14:14] 再往前走了一段路才来到中平大寨 [00:14:18] 宋江领人在这恭候着 [00:14:22] 哎呀 [00:14:23] 孔二爷一看宋江认识 [00:14:27] 虽然分别几年了 [00:14:29] 发现宋江没什么大变样 [00:14:31] 只是比过去稍微胖了一些 [00:14:34] 衣服换穿绸裹缎巷个头迷 [00:14:40] 孔二爷紧走几步 [00:14:42] 扑通就跪下了 [00:14:44] 宋大哥 [00:14:46] 你想可好 [00:14:48] 孔令给您磕头了 [00:14:51] 兄弟行乞行乞2 D 啊 [00:14:56] 虽然咱分别日久 [00:14:58] 宋江无时无刻不在想念你们老人家 [00:15:03] 我那干爹可好 [00:15:06] 老人家挫骨了啊 [00:15:10] 不在人世 [00:15:12] 我们家滩了逆势了 [00:15:16] 我哥还叫青州府的人给抓去了 [00:15:19] 现在死活难保 [00:15:23] 有话大厅里讲 [00:15:26] 宋江陪着孔亮进了大厅 [00:15:29] 这孔亮做下一行鼻涕两行眼泪 [00:15:32] 把家里所遭所遇的事儿 [00:15:34] 讲述了一遍 [00:15:36] 说我叔叔叫孔斌 [00:15:38] 一家19 口在青州的死牢里头压着我们哥俩本来要叫我叔叔 [00:15:45] 结果我哥哥叫胡延硕走马活擒了我们 [00:15:50] 现在实在没办法走投无路 [00:15:52] 我想起哥哥 [00:15:54] 您来了 [00:15:54] 无论如何 [00:15:56] 哥哥您不能袖手不管管 [00:16:01] 我要管到底 [00:16:04] 兄弟 [00:16:05] 你来找我就对了 [00:16:08] 别哭别哭 [00:16:10] 该喝茶喝茶 [00:16:11] 该吃饭吃饭啊 [00:16:12] 着急没有用 [00:16:14] 我马上就禀报大头领 [00:16:17] 来来来 [00:16:18] 你跟我去见一见 [00:16:21] 那么宋江的上头是谁啊 [00:16:23] 天王晁盖 [00:16:26] 晁盖是梁山的头把金交椅 [00:16:29] 不过晁盖很少出头露面 [00:16:32] 什么事情都交给宋江 [00:16:35] 宋江不能越礼 [00:16:38] 领着孔亮来见晁盖 [00:16:40] 相见之下 [00:16:41] 宋江这一介绍 [00:16:43] 孔亮又把事情讲述一遍 [00:16:47] 晁盖点了点头问 [00:16:49] 宋江兄弟 [00:16:51] 你看这个事儿应该怎么办呢 [00:16:53] 大哥 [00:16:54] 我想请示您 [00:16:56] 领兵带队攻打青州府劫牢反狱前去救人 [00:17:03] 另外 [00:17:03] 这个胡延硕 [00:17:04] 我们还没有收降 [00:17:06] 这事儿还没有完成 [00:17:08] 我打算双管齐下 [00:17:11] 一举双得 [00:17:14] 2 D 啊 [00:17:16] 就按你的主意办 [00:17:18] 不过哥哥心疼你啊 [00:17:21] 你说转战南北都是你指挥 [00:17:25] 你太累了 [00:17:27] 我的意思你守把山寨哥哥我替你走一趟 [00:17:33] 大哥不必劳动 [00:17:35] 您精神大驾了 [00:17:36] 还是我去比较合适 [00:17:38] 因为这些人我全认识 [00:17:41] 好吧 [00:17:43] 要那么说 [00:17:44] 二弟 [00:17:45] 你辛苦了啊 [00:17:46] 你看着办吧 [00:17:48] 晁盖 [00:17:49] 人家不管把什么事儿都交给宋江了 [00:17:54] 所以说宋江名义上是二把手 [00:17:58] 实质是一把手 [00:18:01] 宋江告辞出来 [00:18:03] 带着二爷孔亮马不停蹄 [00:18:06] 立刻传令贬价 [00:18:10] 带齐了20 员头领都挑呢最棒的霹雳火秦明小李广花荣、豹子头林冲、病尉迟、孙立、矮脚虎、王英等等等等 [00:18:25] 什么郭盛 [00:18:26] 吕芳全跟着军师吴用也随军同行点了马步军兵8000多人 [00:18:37] 因为打青州人少了不管用啊 [00:18:40] 浩浩荡荡分三队是赶奔青州府 [00:18:46] 路上穿州过县 [00:18:49] 秋毫无犯不惊扰百姓 [00:18:52] 也不跟地方官发生冲突 [00:18:55] 他们是直奔青州 [00:18:58] 路上无话 [00:18:59] 这一天来到青州府东关外 [00:19:03] 早有探视地钱站到大寨禀报花和尚鲁智深、行者武松、青面兽、杨志等人一听来了 [00:19:14] 救星到了 [00:19:17] 孔二爷回来了 [00:19:19] 赶紧列全队迎接宋江 [00:19:23] 从马上跳下来来到众人近前 [00:19:27] 二爷孔亮给介绍 [00:19:29] 各位啊 [00:19:30] 这是我哥呼保义宋江 [00:19:34] 我这一报信儿 [00:19:36] 我哥哥连奔儿都没打 [00:19:38] 立刻点大兵来到青州府 [00:19:42] 宋大哥来 [00:19:43] 我给您介绍介绍 [00:19:44] 这位就是赫赫有名的花和尚鲁智深 [00:19:51] 这鲁智深呢 [00:19:52] 久闻宋江的大名 [00:19:54] 没见过有几次机会啊 [00:19:58] 错过了鲁智深心里还纳闷 [00:20:02] 只要见着绿林的朋友张嘴 [00:20:05] 宋江闭嘴 [00:20:07] 宋三郎 [00:20:08] 呼保义及时雨 [00:20:10] 一开始他不爱听 [00:20:12] 后来听这些人一介绍宋江的所作所为 [00:20:17] 为朋友两肋插刀啊 [00:20:20] 不为己身事 [00:20:22] 但为他人氓 [00:20:23] 哎哟 [00:20:24] 要不怎么叫及时雨呢 [00:20:27] 哎呀 [00:20:28] 今儿这一见面儿这一看给他良好的印象 [00:20:32] 就冲孔亮一般兵 [00:20:34] 马上人家就来了 [00:20:36] 人家突袭的是什么呢 [00:20:38] 哎 [00:20:39] 这人可交 [00:20:41] 所以这一介绍鲁智深咧着大嘴过来了 [00:20:45] 哈哈哈哈 [00:20:49] 宋大哥久闻大名 [00:20:52] 轰雷贯耳 [00:20:54] 今日得见三生有幸晒甲 [00:20:59] 鲁智深一列腊大师 [00:21:04] 久闻大师盛名 [00:21:06] 今幸得见那大师休得多礼 [00:21:11] 宋江接受不起哟 [00:21:15] 客气了几句 [00:21:17] 青面兽杨志也过来了 [00:21:19] 杨志还说 [00:21:21] 宋头领 [00:21:22] 当初我路过水泊梁山 [00:21:25] 蒙宋头领多方款待 [00:21:27] 执意想留我在山上入伙儿可是 [00:21:31] 当时我有些烂摊子事儿没办完 [00:21:34] 我拒绝了 [00:21:36] 今日想起来颇感后悔呀 [00:21:40] 今日再次相见 [00:21:42] 我非常高兴 [00:21:43] 如果宋头领不嫌弃的话 [00:21:46] 我们弟兄几人打算帅二龙山的弟兄入伙 [00:21:52] 不知肯接纳否 [00:21:54] 哎呀 [00:21:54] 欢迎欢迎啊 [00:21:58] 武松过来了 [00:21:59] 宋大哥还认识小弟吗 [00:22:02] 认识贤弟啊 [00:22:06] 分别数载 [00:22:07] 你混得怎么样 [00:22:09] 哎 [00:22:09] 勉强维持吧 [00:22:12] 小霸王周通打虎将 [00:22:14] 李忠都过来了 [00:22:16] 分别建里鲁智深一看我 [00:22:19] 各位啊