Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) // Hey everyone listen up your attention 所有人 听好 集中注意力 If you please 如果你愿意 Really want to give you a warning 真的想给你个警告 'Cause I found out this morning 因为 今天早上 'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus 我发现了一种危险而隐蔽的电脑病毒 If you should get any mail with the subject: 如果你收到一封如下标题的邮件 "Stinky Cheese" 恶臭奶酪 Better not go taking your chances 最好不要冒这个险 Under no circumstances 坚决不行 Should you open it or else it will 你要打开它 否则的话 Translate your documents into Swahili 它会把你所有的文件都转化成斯瓦西里语 Make your TV record "Gigli" 将你的电视节目搞得一塌糊涂 Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling 将你的宠物们绝育 让你洗好的衣服全被静电吸附 (Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze 小心 它会让你的电脑屏幕死机 (Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs 小心 它会清除你DVD里的复活节彩蛋片段 (Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too 小心 清除你辛辛苦苦创建的电脑备份 And the hard drive of anyone related to you 还有那些与你相关的电脑硬盘 Virus alert 病毒警告 Delete immediately before someone gets hurt 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前 Forward this message on to everybody 把这个消息告诉所有人 Soon very soon 尽快 要尽快 It will make all the paint peel off your walls 它会突破你的所有防火墙 It'll make your keyboard all sticky 它会让你的键盘失去功效 Give your poodle a hickey 与你的宠物告别 And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney 把你的现金投资到欧洲迪斯尼 Then it will tie up your phone 它会占领你的手机 Making crank long distance calls 自动拨打长途电话 It'll set your clocks back an hour 会将你的时钟调慢一个小时 And start hogging the shower 彻底占据你的私人空间 So just trash it now or else it will 现在赶紧丢弃 否则的话 Decide to give you a permanent wedgie 它会让你寸步难行 Legally change your name to Reggie 合法地换掉你的姓名 Even mess up the pH balance in your pool 甚至改变你泳池的PH值 (Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull 小心 它会让你将你的脸融化 与头骨分离 (Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull 小心 让你的iPod只会播放Jethro Tull的歌曲 (Look out ) 小心 And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep 当你想要睡觉的时候 给你讲那些令人捧腹的笑话 (Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep 小心 让你的身体疲惫至极 (Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards 小心 偷走你的身份证和信用卡 (Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards 小心 买下一大堆的粉色泳衣 (Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space 造成时空错乱 And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place 让你整个家到处一片狼藉 That's right it's a 就是这样 Virus alert 这就是病毒警告 Delete immediately before someone gets hurt 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前 Forward this message on to everybody 把这个消息告诉所有人 Virus alert 病毒警告 Delete immediately before someone gets hurt 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前 Forward this message on to everybody 把这个消息告诉所有人 Warn all your friends send this to everybody 警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人 Tell everyone you know tell everybody now 告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人 If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born 如果你被感染了 你会希望你从未出生 So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn 在它传播给你的奶奶以及所有亲属之前 Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down 关掉你的电脑 确保拔掉电源 404

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