[00:00:00] Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00:06] // [00:00:06] Hey everyone listen up your attention [00:00:09] 所有人 听好 集中注意力 [00:00:09] If you please [00:00:11] 如果你愿意 [00:00:11] Really want to give you a warning [00:00:13] 真的想给你个警告 [00:00:13] 'Cause I found out this morning [00:00:14] 因为 今天早上 [00:00:14] 'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus [00:00:17] 我发现了一种危险而隐蔽的电脑病毒 [00:00:17] If you should get any mail with the subject: [00:00:21] 如果你收到一封如下标题的邮件 [00:00:21] "Stinky Cheese" [00:00:23] 恶臭奶酪 [00:00:23] Better not go taking your chances [00:00:24] 最好不要冒这个险 [00:00:24] Under no circumstances [00:00:26] 坚决不行 [00:00:26] Should you open it or else it will [00:00:30] 你要打开它 否则的话 [00:00:30] Translate your documents into Swahili [00:00:33] 它会把你所有的文件都转化成斯瓦西里语 [00:00:33] Make your TV record "Gigli" [00:00:35] 将你的电视节目搞得一塌糊涂 [00:00:35] Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling [00:00:41] 将你的宠物们绝育 让你洗好的衣服全被静电吸附 [00:00:41] (Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze [00:00:44] 小心 它会让你的电脑屏幕死机 [00:00:44] (Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs [00:00:47] 小心 它会清除你DVD里的复活节彩蛋片段 [00:00:47] (Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too [00:00:49] 小心 清除你辛辛苦苦创建的电脑备份 [00:00:49] And the hard drive of anyone related to you [00:00:54] 还有那些与你相关的电脑硬盘 [00:00:54] Virus alert [00:00:55] 病毒警告 [00:00:55] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [00:00:59] 立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前 [00:00:59] Forward this message on to everybody [00:01:05] 把这个消息告诉所有人 [00:01:05] Soon very soon [00:01:07] 尽快 要尽快 [00:01:07] It will make all the paint peel off your walls [00:01:11] 它会突破你的所有防火墙 [00:01:11] It'll make your keyboard all sticky [00:01:12] 它会让你的键盘失去功效 [00:01:12] Give your poodle a hickey [00:01:14] 与你的宠物告别 [00:01:14] And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney [00:01:17] 把你的现金投资到欧洲迪斯尼 [00:01:17] Then it will tie up your phone [00:01:20] 它会占领你的手机 [00:01:20] Making crank long distance calls [00:01:22] 自动拨打长途电话 [00:01:22] It'll set your clocks back an hour [00:01:24] 会将你的时钟调慢一个小时 [00:01:24] And start hogging the shower [00:01:26] 彻底占据你的私人空间 [00:01:26] So just trash it now or else it will [00:01:29] 现在赶紧丢弃 否则的话 [00:01:29] Decide to give you a permanent wedgie [00:01:32] 它会让你寸步难行 [00:01:32] Legally change your name to Reggie [00:01:35] 合法地换掉你的姓名 [00:01:35] Even mess up the pH balance in your pool [00:01:40] 甚至改变你泳池的PH值 [00:01:40] (Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull [00:01:43] 小心 它会让你将你的脸融化 与头骨分离 [00:01:43] (Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull [00:01:46] 小心 让你的iPod只会播放Jethro Tull的歌曲 [00:01:46] (Look out ) [00:01:46] 小心 [00:01:46] And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep [00:01:49] 当你想要睡觉的时候 给你讲那些令人捧腹的笑话 [00:01:49] (Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep [00:01:52] 小心 让你的身体疲惫至极 [00:01:52] (Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards [00:01:55] 小心 偷走你的身份证和信用卡 [00:01:55] (Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards [00:01:58] 小心 买下一大堆的粉色泳衣 [00:01:58] (Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space [00:02:00] 造成时空错乱 [00:02:00] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place 404

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