Thank God For Girls (为了女孩们感谢上帝) - Weezer (威瑟合唱团) // The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair 糕点店里一位戴着发网的女孩 Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip 正在为你做奶油卷 让你在徒步旅行时带着 In the woods with your bros that you've known since second grade 你和儿时的玩伴们在树林中 And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon 你可能会遇到怪物或是恶棍 To employ your testosterone 需要你一展雄风 In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV 争夺主动权 接近美女 And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts 即使胜利了 你也会有许多伤口 Bruises and scrapes 淤青和擦伤 And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments 你会需要创口贴以及抗菌药膏 And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home 还需要有人温柔亲吻你的伤口 She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes 当你回到家 她会在那等着你 眼神中充满热情 And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth 她会往你的嘴里塞一个大奶油卷 And that's why you 这就是为何 Thank God for girls 你要感谢上帝创造了女孩 Holla Jesu Christe 神圣的耶稣基督 From Tennessee to LA 从田纳西到洛杉矶 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 On your reckoning day 在审判之日 You better bow down and pray 你最好弯腰祈祷 She's so big 她高大 She's so strong 又强壮 She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls 大汗淋漓 精力充沛 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though 我很高兴有个让自己思念的女孩 She isn't mine 虽然她还不属于我 I think about her all the day 我日日夜夜都在想着她 And all the night it's enough to know that she's alive 知道她生龙活虎 我已感到心满意足 She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack 她说当我伸出出汗的手掌 她几乎心脏病发作 The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act 实际上我也很害怕 不知所措 I wish that I could get to know her better 希望自己能够深入地了解她 But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter 但是现实中的相见往往会导致幻想的破灭 I carved her name into all the trees 我在每棵树上都刻了她的名字 Sang a song down on one knee 单膝而跪 唱着歌 Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like 翻看着西尔斯百货的目录中的内衣版块 When I was 14 像14岁时一样 I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around 我如同同极放置的磁铁 漂浮在空中 I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate 我如同印度苦行僧一样在钉床上冥想 On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down 我衣衫不整 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 Holla Jesu Christe 神圣的耶稣基督 From Tennessee to LA 从田纳西到洛杉矶 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 On your reckoning day 在审判之日 You better bow down and pray 你最好弯腰祈祷 She's so big 她高大 She's so strong 又强壮 She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls 大汗淋漓 精力充沛 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 Thank God for girls 感谢上帝创造了女孩 God took a rib from Adam 上帝从亚当身上取出一根肋骨 Ground it up in a centrifuge machine 放入离心机中磨碎 Mixed it with cardamom and cloves 将豆蔻和丁香混在其中 Microwaved it on the popcorn setting 将微波炉调成爆米花模式 用来加热它 While Adam was like that really hurts 而亚当则心如刀割 Going off into the tundra so pissed at God 转身离去至苔原 生上帝的气 And he started lighting minor forest fires 他开始在森林里放火