The Origin of Love (爱的起源) - Hedwig and the Angry Inch (摇滚芭比) // When the earth was still flat 当时地球表面还是平坦的 And clouds made of fire 云都是一团团烈焰 And mountains stretched up to the sky 山峰高高耸立 Sometimes higher 有时还穿过天际 Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs 人们在大地上游荡 就像滚动的木桶 They had two sets of arms 他们有两双手 They had two sets of legs 有四只脚 They had two faces peering 只有一个巨大的头 Out of one giant head 却长着两张不同的脸 So they could watch all around them 所以他们可以目看四周 眼观八方 As they talked; while they read 可以一边说话 一边看书 And they never knew nothing of love 对爱也一无所知 It was before the origin of love 这还是爱情起源之前的事 The origin of love 爱的起源 The origin of love 爱的起源 The origin of love 爱的起源 And there were three sexes then 当时世界上有三种性别 One that looked like two men 一种是双雄合体 Glued up back to back 两个男生背靠背黏在一起 Called the children of the sun 被称作太阳之子 And similiar in shape and girth 跟这长得比较相似且体积差不多大的 Was the children of the earth 被称作大地之女 They looked like two girls rolled up in one 这种是双雌合体 And the children of the moon 还有一种 被称作月亮之子 Were like a fork stuck on a spoon 就像叉子卡在了汤匙上那样 They were part sun part earth part daughter part son 一半是太阳之子 一半是大地之女 既雌雄合体 The origin of love 爱的起源 Now the gods grew quite scared 而当时众神对人类的力量和反抗 Of our strength and defiance 越发地感到惶恐 And Thor said I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer 雷神说 让我一锤下去 把他们都劈光光吧 Like I killed the giants" 就像我用雷劈死巨人那样 But the Zeus said No 但宙斯说且慢 You better let me use my lightning like scissors 最好用我的闪电剪来对付他们 Like I cut the legs off the whales 就像我把鲸鱼的四肢砍断 Dinosaurs into lizards 让恐龙变成蜥蜴那般 Then he grabbed up some bolts 接着他便拿起闪电 And he let out a laugh 大笑一声 Said I'll split them right down the middle 说我要把他们从正中间切开 Gonna cut them right up in half 劈成两半 And the storm clouds gathered above 接着空中乌云密布 风暴肆虐 Into great balls of fire 汇聚成一个巨大的火球 And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts 接着火球在空中一击而下 Like shining blades of a knife 闪电像锋利的刀锋那般砍了下来 And it ripped right through the flesh 活生生地把太阳之子 Of the children of the sun and the moon 大地之女 以及月亮之子的躯体 And the earth 给劈成两半 And some Indian god sewed the wound up 而某个印度神明伸出援手 缝合了人类的伤口 Into a hole 在肚子上 Pulled it 'round to our bellies 留下了如洞穴般的伤痕 To remind us the price we pay 让人类记住这次惨重的代价 And Osiris and the gods of the nile 而尼罗河之神奥西里斯 Gathered up a big storm 唤起巨大风暴 To blow a hurricane 形成飓风 To scatter us away 让大风大雨 In a flood of wind and rain 把我们通通吹散 And a sea of tidal waves 再用海水潮汐的力量 To wash us all away 把我们通通冲走 And if we don't behave 而要是我们还不老实一点 They'll cut us down again 那帮神明会再次把我们砍断 We'll be hopping around on one foot 到那时我们就只有单脚着地 And looking through one eye 独眼张望了 Last time I saw you 上次我见到你时 We just split in two 我们才刚刚被劈成两半 You was looking at me 你看着我 I was looking at you 我也看着你 You had a way so familiar 感觉你似曾相识 But I could not recognize 但我认不出你是谁 'Cause you had blood in your face 因为你脸上留有的血迹 And I had blood in my eyes 我眼里也布满血丝 But I could swear by your expression