[00:00:00] The Kings New Clothes - Danny Kaye/Ben Lyon [00:00:04] This is the story of the King's new clothes: [00:00:07] Now there was once a king [00:00:09] Who was absolutely insane [00:00:10] About new clothes and one day [00:00:13] Two swindlers came to sell him [00:00:14] What they said was a magic suit of clothes [00:00:17] Now they held up this particular garment [00:00:20] And they said "Your Majesty this is a magic suit " [00:00:24] Well the truth of the matter is [00:00:26] There was no suit there at all [00:00:28] But the swindlers were very smart and they said [00:00:31] "Your Majesty to a wise man [00:00:33] This is a beautiful raiment [00:00:35] But to a fool it is absolutely invisible " Naturally [00:00:40] The King not wanting to appear a fool said [00:00:43] "Isn't it grand Isn't it fine Look at the cut [00:00:46] The style the line [00:00:47] The suit of clothes is all together [00:00:49] But all together it's all together [00:00:51] The most remarkable suit of clothes [00:00:52] That I have ever seen [00:00:54] These eyes of mine at once determined [00:00:56] The sleeves are velvet the cape is ermine [00:00:58] The hose are blue [00:00:58] And the doublet is a lovely shade of green [00:01:01] Lovely shade of green [00:01:03] Somebody send for the Queen " [00:01:05] Well they sent for the Queen [00:01:06] And they quickly explained [00:01:07] To her about the magic suit of clothes [00:01:10] And naturally [00:01:11] The Queen not wanting to appear a fool said [00:01:15] "Well isn't it oh Isn't it rich [00:01:17] Look at the charm of every stitch [00:01:19] The suit of clothes is all together [00:01:21] But all together it's all together [00:01:23] The most remarkable suit of clothes [00:01:25] That I have ever seen [00:01:27] These eyes of mine at once determined [00:01:28] The sleeves are velvet the cape is ermine [00:01:30] The hose are blue [00:01:31] And the doublet is a lovely shade of green [00:01:34] Lovely shade of green [00:01:35] Summon the court to convene " [00:01:37] Well the court convened [00:01:39] And you never in your life [00:01:41] Saw as many people as were at that court [00:01:43] All the ambassadors the dukes [00:01:46] The earls the counts it was [00:01:47] Just black with people and they were all told about [00:01:51] The magic suit of clothes And after they were told [00:01:53] They naturally didn't want to appear fools [00:01:55] And they said [00:01:57] "Isn't it ohhh Isn't it ahhh Isn't it absolutely [00:02:01] The suit of clothes is all together [00:02:03] But all together it's all together [00:02:04] The most remarkable [00:02:05] Suit of clothes a tailor ever made [00:02:08] Now quickly put it all together [00:02:10] With gloves of leather and hat and feather [00:02:12] It's all together the thing [00:02:13] To wear in Saturday's parade [00:02:15] Saturday's parade [00:02:17] Leading the royal brigade " [00:02:19] Now Saturday came [00:02:21] And the streets were just lined [00:02:23] With thousands and thousands [00:02:25] And thousands of people and [00:02:27] They all were cheering as the artillery came by the [00:02:30] Infantry marched by the cavalry galloped by And [00:02:34] Everybody was cheering like mad except one little boy [00:02:40] You see he hadn't heard about the magic suit and [00:02:44] Didn't know what he was supposed to see [00:02:47] Well as the King came by the little boy looked [00:02:51] And horrified said [00:02:54] "Look at the King Look at the King [00:02:56] Look at the King the King the King [00:02:58] The King is in the all together [00:03:00] But all together the all together [00:03:01] He's all together as naked as the day that he was born [00:03:05] The King is in the all together [00:03:07] But all together the all together [00:03:08] It's all together the very least [00:03:10] The King has ever worn " [00:03:12] All the courts positioned to call an intermission [00:03:15] His majesty is wide open to ridicule and scorn [00:03:19] The King is in the all together [00:03:21] But all together the all together