Mr. Mistoffelees (1981 / Musical "Cats") - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)/Paul Nicholas/Wayne Sleep // You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees 你应该问问Mistoffelees先生 The original Conjuring Cat 他是资历最老的魔术猫 The greatest magicians have something to learn 最伟大的魔术师想学点东西 From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn 学Mistoffelees先生的魔术把戏 Presto 说时迟那时快 And you'll all say: 大家都说 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 He is quiet and small 他文静瘦小 He is black 是只黑猫 From the ears to the tip of his tail 从头到脚都是黑的 He can creep through the tiniest crack 他能穿过最小的裂缝 He can walk on the narrowest rail 也能在最窄的路轨上走猫步 He can pick any card from a pack 他能从包里摸出各种牌 He is equally cunning with dice 他像转动的骰子般机灵 He is always decieving you into believing 他总能骗取你的信任 That he's only hunting for mice 让你相信他只捉老鼠 He can play any trick with a cork 他能用木塞变各种戏法 Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste 用勺子和鱼酱也能变 If you look for a knife or a fork 如果你在找餐刀或叉子 And you think it was merely misplaced 你一定会认为是被人挪走了 You have seen it one moment and then it is gone 这会还在你眼前，下一秒就不见了 But you find it next week lying out on the lawn 下周你会发现东西就在草坪上 And we all say: 我们都说 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 His manner is vague and aloof 他冷漠，行为捉摸不定 You would think there was nobody shyer 你认为世上没有胆小鬼 But his voice has been heard on the roof 他的声音从屋顶传来 When he was curled up by the fire 当烈火将他托起时 And he's sometimes been heard by the fire 他有时能召唤烈火 When he was about on the roof 当他在屋顶时 (At least we all heard that somebody purred) 至少我们都听到有人在低语 Which is uncontestable proof 这是无可争议的证据 Of his singular magical powers 证明他非凡的魔力 And I've known the family to call 我知道家族去拜访他 Him in from the garden for hours 在花园待了好几小时 When he was asleep in the hall 当他在大厅里睡着时 And not long ago this phenomenal cat 不久前，这只非凡的猫 Produced seven kittens right out of a hat 从帽子里变出了七间厨房 And we all say: 我们都说 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 Oh Well I never Was there ever 我从来没有，从没在那儿 A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 Ladies and gentlemen 先生们，女士们 I give you the marvelous 我为大家请了非凡的 404

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