[00:00:00] Mr. Mistoffelees (1981 / Musical "Cats") - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)/Paul Nicholas/Wayne Sleep [00:00:05] // [00:00:05] You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees [00:00:07] 你应该问问Mistoffelees先生 [00:00:07] The original Conjuring Cat [00:00:08] 他是资历最老的魔术猫 [00:00:08] The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:00:09] 最伟大的魔术师想学点东西 [00:00:09] From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn [00:00:11] 学Mistoffelees先生的魔术把戏 [00:00:11] Presto [00:00:12] 说时迟那时快 [00:00:12] And you'll all say: [00:00:13] 大家都说 [00:00:13] Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:00:17] 我从来没有，从没在那儿 [00:00:17] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:00:23] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [00:00:23] Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:00:28] 我从来没有，从没在那儿 [00:00:28] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:00:35] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [00:00:35] He is quiet and small [00:00:36] 他文静瘦小 [00:00:36] He is black [00:00:38] 是只黑猫 [00:00:38] From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:00:40] 从头到脚都是黑的 [00:00:40] He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:00:43] 他能穿过最小的裂缝 [00:00:43] He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:00:46] 也能在最窄的路轨上走猫步 [00:00:46] He can pick any card from a pack [00:00:49] 他能从包里摸出各种牌 [00:00:49] He is equally cunning with dice [00:00:51] 他像转动的骰子般机灵 [00:00:51] He is always decieving you into believing [00:00:54] 他总能骗取你的信任 [00:00:54] That he's only hunting for mice [00:00:57] 让你相信他只捉老鼠 [00:00:57] He can play any trick with a cork [00:01:00] 他能用木塞变各种戏法 [00:01:00] Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [00:01:02] 用勺子和鱼酱也能变 [00:01:02] If you look for a knife or a fork [00:01:05] 如果你在找餐刀或叉子 [00:01:05] And you think it was merely misplaced [00:01:08] 你一定会认为是被人挪走了 [00:01:08] You have seen it one moment and then it is gone [00:01:11] 这会还在你眼前，下一秒就不见了 [00:01:11] But you find it next week lying out on the lawn [00:01:14] 下周你会发现东西就在草坪上 [00:01:14] And we all say: [00:01:16] 我们都说 [00:01:16] Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:01:20] 我从来没有，从没在那儿 [00:01:20] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:01:27] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [00:01:27] Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:01:31] 我从来没有，从没在那儿 [00:01:31] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:01:38] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [00:01:38] His manner is vague and aloof [00:01:41] 他冷漠，行为捉摸不定 [00:01:41] You would think there was nobody shyer [00:01:43] 你认为世上没有胆小鬼 [00:01:43] But his voice has been heard on the roof [00:01:46] 他的声音从屋顶传来 [00:01:46] When he was curled up by the fire [00:01:49] 当烈火将他托起时 [00:01:49] And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [00:01:52] 他有时能召唤烈火 [00:01:52] When he was about on the roof [00:01:55] 当他在屋顶时 [00:01:55] (At least we all heard that somebody purred) [00:01:57] 至少我们都听到有人在低语 [00:01:57] Which is uncontestable proof [00:02:00] 这是无可争议的证据 [00:02:00] Of his singular magical powers [00:02:02] 证明他非凡的魔力 [00:02:02] And I've known the family to call [00:02:05] 我知道家族去拜访他 [00:02:05] Him in from the garden for hours [00:02:08] 在花园待了好几小时 [00:02:08] When he was asleep in the hall [00:02:11] 当他在大厅里睡着时 [00:02:11] And not long ago this phenomenal cat [00:02:14] 不久前，这只非凡的猫 [00:02:14] Produced seven kittens right out of a hat [00:02:17] 从帽子里变出了七间厨房 [00:02:17] And we all say: [00:02:19] 我们都说 [00:02:19] Oh Well I never Was there ever 404

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