[00:00:00] 'Whole house freeze' [00:00:30] It was a Thursday I stepped to the club there she was [00:00:32] Draped in a burgundy dress silhouetted superbly [00:00:34] Curved indeed she started staring in my direction [00:00:37] Luring and urging seductively body language instructing me [00:00:40] I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea [00:00:43] And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle [00:00:46] I said 'So who you be You looking kind of tight gal [00:00:48] I would love to see you in a nightgown' [00:00:50] She said 'They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet [00:00:53] I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat [00:00:55] I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll [00:00:58] That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold' [00:01:00] I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this " [00:01:03] She said the description that I fit [00:01:05] Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond [00:01:06] Then slipped a concoction in my drink [00:01:08] Immediately set my consciousness adrift [00:01:20] Now I'm in that zone dwelling I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair [00:01:24] With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle [00:01:26] Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair wasn't imagining a thing [00:01:29] Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam glowed brightly [00:01:32] To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me [00:01:34] Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate [00:01:36] Who bore all the secrets and take care of trespassers [00:01:38] But at last it's prophesied that I would gain access [00:01:40] To a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll [00:01:43] Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops strapped in [00:01:46] Began traveling into the darkness knew not of what awaited [00:01:49] Thought of a way to get out of it just then the bottom gave way [00:01:51] I began falling and gave it ten seconds pulled the cord on my parachute [00:01:55] Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas lions [00:01:58] The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren [00:02:00] Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end [00:02:02] Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in [00:02:04] And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then [00:02:21] 'Whole house freeze' [00:02:22] Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow [00:02:24] It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed [00:02:27] And the same Glow that I seen in the Sword [00:02:29] I seen in the eyes of the Lion who began leading me [00:02:31] In a specific direction as if trying to tell me something [00:02:34] Just over the horizon the same creatures who had been described [00:02:36] Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped [00:02:39] And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried [00:02:41] 'After years we have finally been awakened' [00:02:43] The assault was on I got knocked to the ground by one [00:02:46] Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing [00:02:47] Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows karate chops [00:02:50] And drop kicks plunged struggling deeper into the swamp [00:02:52] Then I grabbed my Sword the garlic put it around my neck [00:02:55] Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing [00:02:58] Off with their heads the gates slowly and mysteriously opened [00:03:00] So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective [00:03:04] Spider webs the size of king size beds [00:03:07] Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead [00:03:09] Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance [00:03:11] At that instance lo and behold the hidden Scroll [00:03:15] And just as I thought my mission was over [00:03:18] I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder [00:03:41] As she began to transform and metamorphosis [00:03:43] She took on an assortment of legs arms heads and eyes [00:03:46] And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire [00:03:48] So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment