[00:00:00] One Day (有一天) (《土拨鼠日》音乐剧插曲) - Andy Karl/Tim Minchin/Barrett Doss
[00:00:01] Written by：Tim Minchin
[00:00:01] I was brought up in taffeta dresses
[00:00:05] And taught to be pretty and precious
[00:00:07] And spending my playtimes with plastic princesses
[00:00:10] Who all had these bodies
[00:00:11] Just utterly ludicrous
[00:00:13] Minuscule waists and huge boobs and it's
[00:00:16] All nippleless and no pubes
[00:00:18] And no creases
[00:00:18] I mean Jesus
[00:00:19] It's pretty confusing
[00:00:22] Especially at six
[00:00:24] In that fairy tale world
[00:00:26] All the girls end up happy ever after
[00:00:29] Wooing their knights in shining armor
[00:00:32] But some nights down the track
[00:00:34] You can bet they'll be trapped
[00:00:35] Spending nights in shining armor
[00:00:40] While their knights spend their nights at a bar
[00:00:43] Or at a ball with some harlot
[00:00:44] I'm not bitter
[00:00:45] It's just better that I don't fall for all that
[00:00:47] Romantic bullsh*t now that I'm older
[00:00:52] Although I don't mind
[00:00:53] The thought of being tossed over a shoulder
[00:00:56] And trotted off to a mansion
[00:00:57] By some ruggedly handsome
[00:00:59] Man in a fireman helmet
[00:01:01] And have him just use me for sex
[00:01:06] As I say it's a little complex
[00:01:12] One day some day
[00:01:16] My prince may come
[00:01:18] But it doesn't seem likely
[00:01:20] And even if he came and he liked me
[00:01:24] It's likely he'd be
[00:01:26] Not quite my type
[00:01:29] Some day they say
[00:01:32] He'll come riding up on the back of a horse
[00:01:36] But of course I'm allergic to horses
[00:01:40] How will I tell him
[00:01:42] He'll just have to sell him
[00:01:48] I went to school with a girl
[00:01:50] I remember her well
[00:01:52] She was pretty smart
[00:01:53] And pretty as hell
[00:01:54] Her folks had a farm
[00:01:56] But she wouldn't stay of course
[00:01:57] She wanted prince charming
[00:01:59] So she went to LA of course
[00:02:01] Managed to seduce
[00:02:02] Famous actor or producer
[00:02:04] Shacked up in a house in the hills
[00:02:06] With a cat and a juicer
[00:02:08] And a fancy car and a tennis court
[00:02:11] But the guy wasn't quite the catch
[00:02:13] She thought she'd caught
[00:02:15] He treats her like trash and then
[00:02:17] You know the drill
[00:02:18] Takes his cat and his cash
[00:02:20] And finds some younger girl
[00:02:22] So she's left with this stupid corvette
[00:02:25] And an empty swimming pool which she fills with regret
[00:02:30] Smart girl but kind of dumb
[00:02:33] And I'd rather be lonely than sit on my fanny
[00:02:37] Waiting for my prince to come
[00:02:42] One day some day
[00:02:45] He'll come sweeping in and sweep me off my feet
[00:02:49] And spend the next four decades wanting to cheat on me
[00:02:53] Getting less handsome
[00:02:55] And fighting his dragons
[00:03:01] He'd know what to wear
[00:03:03] He'd have a full head of hair
[00:03:05] And his eyes would be brown or blue or green
[00:03:08] Well I don't care
[00:03:09] And his body would be toned
[00:03:11] With those pecs like you get at the gym
[00:03:14] But he won't spend all his time at the gym
[00:03:17] And he'll love reading books
[00:03:19] He'll be an excellent cook
[00:03:21] He'll be good looking but not too aware of his looks
[00:03:25] He'll be tender but tough
[00:03:27] And smart but not smug
[00:03:29] And attentive but not fawning
[00:03:30] And he'll smell good in the morning
[00:03:32] And he'll dance
[00:03:35] And like hiking
[00:03:36] And baking and biking
[00:03:38] I'm not picky I just ask
[00:03:40] That he likes me and I like him
[00:03:42] And I'd rather be alone
[00:03:44] If the only other option
[00:03:46] Is succumb and settle down
[00:03:47] With some condescending clown
[00:03:50] With a great rating from some dating service
[00:03:53] Some self professing Mr Perfect
[00:03:55] Another narcissistic legend
[00:03:57] Made a million out of hedge funds
[00:03:59] Another sexually ineffectual
[00:04:01] Self obsessing Metrosexuals
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