[00:00:00] Officer - The Pharcyde [00:00:01] Written by:James Boxle [00:00:23] Yo fat lip man [00:00:25] Yo man they trying to run a 50 move on us man [00:00:27] Yo man [00:00:27] You got to tell the suckers what's up boy [00:00:30] Yeah ha ha [00:00:34] I got a letter from the dmv [00:00:35] The other day [00:00:36] I opened and read it [00:00:37] It said they were suckers [00:00:39] They tried to tell me that my license was suspended [00:00:41] I got offended [00:00:42] For a minute then pretended [00:00:43] That I never even got the damn letter [00:00:45] It's nine o'clock [00:00:46] On the dot [00:00:47] So I think I'd better [00:00:48] Scoot off to school [00:00:49] Cause in class there's a test [00:00:50] I gotta dress fast [00:00:51] Grab my glasses and my vest [00:00:52] Oh damn [00:00:53] As hardheaded as I am [00:00:55] Hopped in my hootie ride [00:00:56] Pumped up the jam [00:00:57] Put it in reverse [00:00:58] Into first [00:00:59] And disperse and [00:00:59] From that very moment on my day got worse [00:01:01] As I was standing in the street [00:01:03] I suddenly seen the smoke [00:01:04] I know that Derek's on his way [00:01:05] I ran to get my coat [00:01:06] And a bag from the room [00:01:08] It took a minute boom [00:01:09] Hopped into the car [00:01:10] We drove away in a zoom [00:01:11] I assume doom [00:01:12] As we were driving on the gravel [00:01:13] At any given minute we could have a shortened travel [00:01:15] So I ramble [00:01:17] About my life is that's a shambles [00:01:18] Should'a took the bus [00:01:19] A bus without the silence horses [00:01:20] Oh nice [00:01:22] I wish we had good bikes [00:01:23] We need to exercise [00:01:24] Maybe we could take a hike [00:01:25] An' you could give Sheri back those car keys [00:01:27] Because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please [00:01:30] Please [00:01:31] Don't pull me over Mr officer [00:01:32] Don't pull me over Mr officer please [00:01:35] Don't pull me over Mr officer [00:01:37] Don't pull me over Mr officer please [00:01:40] Don't pull me over Mr officer [00:01:42] Don't pull me over Mr officer please [00:01:45] Don't pull me over Mr officer [00:01:46] Don't pull me over Mr officer please [00:01:49] Away [00:01:50] To our destination [00:01:51] No license no insurance [00:01:52] Not even registration [00:01:53] Tags on the plate say December 82 [00:01:56] Car's so dirty it looks gray [00:01:57] But it's really blue [00:01:58] Who would [00:01:59] Think we're up to good [00:02:00] Four black niggards riding through the neighborhood [00:02:03] In hats and glasses [00:02:04] Making funny passes [00:02:05] Like driving slowly [00:02:06] Playing low key for asses [00:02:07] Knowing damn well one shine will harass us [00:02:10] And all the while [00:02:11] We see girls jog [00:02:12] Sheri's little car is pouring out smog [00:02:15] They made right and fly away to goats [00:02:18] You live with your homeboys yeah I live with my [00:02:20] Homeboys that's where you're taking me to your house [00:02:22] Where your homeboys are I mean but they're not [00:02:24] Home you ain't got your own crib naw I ain't got [00:02:26] Lights action without the camaraderie greens [00:02:29] And high beams two to a teethe blue coat billy goats [00:02:32] Are crowding up my rearviewhot on the trail of [00:02:34] An innocent being my heartbeat is racing at a pace so fast [00:02:38] I'm wishing that the coppers would get off my ass [00:02:40] My tail can't go to jail cause it's wack [00:02:43] What would happen to my girl and my record contract [00:02:45] Yo fellas what [00:02:46] Take off the baseball caps [00:02:47] Word up I heard that the nerves get tapped [00:02:50] And throw on the glasses and give up the tees [00:02:52] Oh please don't pull me over officer please [00:02:54] I'm discomboberated what [00:02:56] Discomboberated what [00:02:57] Discomboberated malfunctionated faded [00:02:59] F a d e d [00:03:00] I can't believe it's me [00:03:01] Oh please [00:03:02] Oh please [00:03:02] Oh please [00:03:03] Oh please [00:03:04] Oh [00:03:04] Please [00:03:05] Don't pull me over Mr officer