[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 哇 [00:00:01] 雨洁不离开 [00:00:03] 嗨 [00:00:04] 真高兴什么呢 [00:00:06] 七宝雁翎刀的刀鞘 [00:00:09] 哎呀 [00:00:10] 华语太高兴了 [00:00:12] 有都没翘 [00:00:14] 到底是美中不足 [00:00:16] 现在刀对鞘黑 [00:00:19] 正好是一泡 [00:00:21] 师叔 [00:00:21] 你想得太周到了 [00:00:23] 知道吧 [00:00:24] 你那走了 [00:00:25] 我不得给你收拾收拾家底儿吗 [00:00:29] 好吧 [00:00:29] 这个进不去啦 [00:00:31] 就这样 [00:00:32] 两个人辞别了 [00:00:35] 五木鲜师冰露的后宅 [00:00:38] 给母亲磕完头 [00:00:42] 家人牵马来到窗口 [00:00:45] 小哥俩扎根认镫 [00:00:47] 乘发速记离开了演艺妆 [00:00:52] 化汝华帮村一看这匹马是白马 [00:00:56] 太漂亮了 [00:00:57] 各位这匹马都好 [00:01:00] A [00:01:01] 你怎么遇见这么多号码哪 [00:01:02] 来这是我那匹马送给你啦 [00:01:05] 我骑着PR [00:01:06] 嘿嘿 [00:01:07] 不如你那个兄弟这份见面脸 [00:01:10] 你帮我叫哥哥能白了吗 [00:01:12] 来 [00:01:13] 试试看脚生怪不怪 [00:01:15] 看见没有 [00:01:16] 阳关大道直奔点量 [00:01:18] 只要蚂蚁撒花惹到好嘞 [00:01:20] 花与马后秋冲了一点直接带回马 [00:01:27] 两本数四交融摆开 [00:01:29] 伟亮开松翻皮马亮掌令咬胶还快 [00:01:34] 无风懂得毛蹬双星肆意更改马褂柏林蹦哒 [00:01:43] 一口气儿来得了 [00:01:44] 东京汴梁的成败怎么这么快呀 [00:01:48] 唉 [00:01:49] 说书的嘴 [00:01:51] 唱戏的腿啊 [00:01:52] 这有话则长 [00:01:53] 无话则短 [00:01:55] 战马不能再保了 [00:01:58] 为什么前面是官相 [00:02:00] 进城出城的人特别多 [00:02:03] 人间重粘吗 [00:02:06] 立刻放慢了脚步 [00:02:12] 饲料不懒 [00:02:13] 翻成奔城门 [00:02:16] 市民经常进京 [00:02:19] 我觉得心情 [00:02:20] 花语是第一次 [00:02:22] 小霞花语 [00:02:23] 看哪都觉得奇怪 [00:02:26] 这个东京汴梁啊 [00:02:27] 就是现在的开封 [00:02:30] 开封呢 [00:02:31] 修建于公元前743 年 [00:02:36] 郑国庄公在那儿修长城 [00:02:39] 因为地处郑国边境 [00:02:42] 地名开封 [00:02:45] 在开发地方 [00:02:45] 先后有六个朝代塞进大宋朝呢 [00:02:49] 赵方印是D 1 D 赵方印一条金棍打下大宋几百年的天下 [00:02:57] 定都开封之后 [00:02:59] 就在开封周围修建大兵 [00:03:03] 赢了四座兵营 [00:03:06] 南面兵营修在木佛岗北面陈桥驿 [00:03:12] 东面老龙滩 [00:03:14] 西边朝峰镇 [00:03:16] 一个兵营20万 [00:03:18] 陈兵80万 [00:03:21] 这是当初啊 [00:03:22] 宋太祖继位的时候 [00:03:24] 怕什么呢 [00:03:25] 怕外语 [00:03:26] 国际在现在现在兵力可没那么多 [00:03:30] 为什么 [00:03:31] 大宋朝边境连连开战 [00:03:34] 大辽国大金国经常进犯 [00:03:37] 抓大宋的百姓充当奴隶 [00:03:40] 版图是越来越小 [00:03:43] 所以皇上那个皇位啊 [00:03:46] 不稳 [00:03:47] 尽管如此 [00:03:49] 那就京城天子脚下 [00:03:52] 大方之地 [00:03:53] 藏龙卧虎之处 [00:03:55] 或都说城里就关厢 [00:03:57] 两侧买卖铺户兴隆 [00:04:01] 他是从马南门进城 [00:04:04] CY [00:04:04] 起码二马碰了人 [00:04:07] 摔灯下马 [00:04:08] 紧紧的拽着缰绳胳膊 [00:04:11] 靠在了马身上 [00:04:13] 为什么呢 [00:04:14] 叫马呀 [00:04:15] 心里有底 [00:04:16] 别惊了 [00:04:17] 啪啪进了城门洞 [00:04:19] 来到城里看 [00:04:22] He [00:04:23] 五行八作三教九流 [00:04:26] 回汉两教 [00:04:27] 僧道两门做 [00:04:29] 买做卖的吆 [00:04:31] 吆喝喝的 [00:04:33] 繁华热闹 [00:04:34] 骑马的、坐轿推车的 [00:04:37] 担担的 [00:04:37] 车过的 [00:04:38] 麦饭要饭的 [00:04:40] 骑马坐轿是应有尽有 [00:04:43] 这边喊党团的肉饼 [00:04:46] 这边喊喝茶呀 [00:04:47] 里边请里边请啊 [00:04:48] 哎哎 [00:04:50] 住建住建na he 的眼镜看不过来 [00:04:55] 是青城甲繁华 [00:04:59] 但是建筑还是非常漂 [00:05:02] 好多院子都是大陈府 [00:05:06] 其体飞檐 [00:05:07] 雕梁画栋 [00:05:09] 这是铁胆侠华与华锋村就成了小傻子 [00:05:14] 咱上书两眼一抹儿 [00:05:17] 别着急 [00:05:18] 哥哥没别的本事 [00:05:20] 走千家万户到处乱窜 [00:05:24] 这个地方跟到我们家差不多 [00:05:27] 呵呵 [00:05:28] 咱们大地方别去 [00:05:31] 中档也去找背地方 [00:05:34] 2 na 背景咱们到哪 [00:05:38] 将来惹点儿祸咱也好跑住地方 [00:05:41] 越杂越好 [00:05:43] 就这样俩拐弯抹角进了胡同 [00:05:47] 放在去 [00:05:48] 这是十字路口 [00:05:50] 十字路口拔脚这块有坐垫旁 [00:05:53] 都是平房 [00:05:55] 院子挺大 [00:05:56] 前头有四个门 [00:05:58] 边儿上能走 [00:05:59] 车前边儿呢是客房 [00:06:02] 后边儿是灶房 [00:06:05] 哎 [00:06:05] 看着没有这家店房我经常来 [00:06:09] 干啥都有 [00:06:11] 竟是外地来的 [00:06:13] 什么说书的 [00:06:14] 唱戏的 [00:06:15] 打法是卖艺的 [00:06:17] 包括债权为王的都在这儿住 [00:06:20] 因为啊 [00:06:21] 要跑方便 [00:06:22] 门多咱就到这儿吧 [00:06:24] 哎 [00:06:25] 你看你挑这种清 [00:06:27] 刚在门前一站 [00:06:29] 立刻里边出来 [00:06:30] 没用 [00:06:30] 嗨 [00:06:31] 师爷你好 [00:06:32] 嗖嗖嗖往里去 [00:06:34] 有地方游一游 [00:06:35] 还是老地方 [00:06:37] 七八月给您腾出来了嘿 [00:06:40] 店加会说话 [00:06:41] 小马拴到槽头啊 [00:06:44] 我这马可好 [00:06:46] 给我把草铡的细细的 [00:06:49] 多加点料 [00:06:50] 听到没有 [00:06:51] 呃 [00:06:53] 我还要用呢 [00:06:54] 好好好 [00:06:55] 你放心 [00:06:56] 绕西花苑儿三间小房 [00:06:59] 笨蛋 [00:07:00] 洗漱已毕 [00:07:02] 脸随便要点吃的 [00:07:04] 坐在灯下商量 [00:07:06] 啊 [00:07:07] 我想到外面玩一玩 [00:07:09] 据说东京汴梁相国寺特别热 [00:07:13] 我瞧瞧行不 [00:07:14] 诶 [00:07:15] 那个地方容易惹祸 [00:07:16] 咱今天晚上哪有去 [00:07:18] 睡足觉 [00:07:20] 明天哥哥领你上各大力量 [00:07:24] 万一又碰到蔡京高俅呢 [00:07:27] 咱把他吃饭包给烧T [00:07:29] 咱老人报仇了 [00:07:31] 也能够给梁山好汉露脸a [00:07:36] 一夜无事 [00:07:37] 次日天光纺院 [00:07:39] 该招有事儿 [00:07:40] 说书的拦不住 [00:07:43] 连带着钱溜溜达达的就来到相国寺旁边一个最大酒楼 [00:07:50] 这九楼三层上斜藏海楼 [00:07:55] 门前幅对联 [00:07:56] 上联写萧何斩韩信 [00:08:00] 闻香下马 [00:08:02] 下联文王防雨发御九天剧院 [00:08:07] 嘿 [00:08:08] 兄弟 [00:08:09] 京城里所有的大官都上这吃 [00:08:12] He lay [00:08:13] 那现在说这是高级宾馆 [00:08:16] 能做国宴 [00:08:18] 使B 明白了 [00:08:19] 领他来到三楼 [00:08:22] 来的早 [00:08:23] 没有多少客人 [00:08:25] 一看这屋里头 [00:08:27] 哎呀 [00:08:27] 装修的太华丽 [00:08:29] 太高级了 [00:08:31] 他一瞧 [00:08:32] 把窗户有张桌儿来 [00:08:34] 兄弟 [00:08:35] 就或者 [00:08:36] 你看见没有 [00:08:37] 往窗下看 [00:08:39] 黑乌眼亮 [00:08:42] 往这儿一坐 [00:08:44] 你等着 [00:08:45] 不过半个时辰 [00:08:47] 一会儿这就满座儿 [00:08:49] 到这儿来都是九卿四相八大朝臣 [00:08:54] 以及他们的子女 [00:08:56] 没有白丁 [00:08:58] 白丁儿来 [00:08:59] 吃不起咱就带着进去 [00:09:02] 遇到仇家走山路 [00:09:04] 哥哥呀 [00:09:05] 那得花多少钱 [00:09:06] 能花得起吗 [00:09:07] 嗯 [00:09:08] 哥哥带着金条a [00:09:10] 反正这钱也不是我的 [00:09:14] 哥哥 [00:09:14] 我心里没底 [00:09:15] 别怕啊 [00:09:16] 有我在里头 [00:09:18] 铁胆侠我咋就没事儿 [00:09:21] 玉面子do [00:09:23] 铁杆侠 [00:09:24] 花语拉风春 [00:09:26] 荷叶入万户塞了一包 [00:09:30] 持兵湿吻 [00:09:31] 爱小哥俩坐在酒楼上往街上愿望 [00:09:38] 就在这次 [00:09:40] 前呼后拥的原理抬八台大秀笑声 [00:09:45] 说的谁呀 [00:09:47] 正是奸贼海狮蔡京 [00:09:51] 蔡京啊 [00:09:52] 这是下早朝回府 [00:09:55] 路过楼下 [00:09:58] 把视频告诉华与华锋村 [00:10:02] 这个老东西就是蔡一华与华锋出 [00:10:08] 当时眼珠子红吗 [00:10:10] 这叫成人见面 [00:10:13] 好让老东西 [00:10:16] 梁山将被害得死的 [00:10:18] 死亡的亡 [00:10:20] 残废的残废 [00:10:22] 我父亲死在你手 [00:10:25] 我的母亲死在你兄弟蔡贵之手 [00:10:30] 今天不报仇党大河只想着小英雄 [00:10:36] 方站起身来一幅窗台干嘛 [00:10:41] 他也纵身跳到楼下 [00:10:44] 他这么一长声 [00:10:46] 还有比他手快谁呀 [00:10:49] 这是尸兵啊 [00:10:52] 他把他手腕的紧紧掐着 [00:10:54] 大家分 [00:10:56] 等下去杀老黑沙 [00:11:01] 走走步过这村没这店儿 [00:11:05] 我现在下去正赶趟 [00:11:11] 没人注意这小哥俩 [00:11:13] 闲的呀 [00:11:14] 不要莽撞 [00:11:16] 哎 [00:11:17] 你看多残酷 [00:11:19] 前呼后拥 [00:11:21] 前边儿打着知识 [00:11:23] 后边有这么多的军队 [00:11:26] 朝伟 [00:11:27] 不穿军衣耗卡的答复了多少一下去 [00:11:33] 不等到他的交钱 [00:11:35] 就得被人围上弄好 [00:11:39] 就要放在节前 [00:11:42] 如果像你想的那么容易跳去就能把蔡金沙 [00:11:47] 我们的老前辈 [00:11:49] 梁山好汉哪个无异 [00:11:53] 也不比我们弱呀 [00:11:55] 高来高去 [00:11:57] 飞檐走壁 [00:11:58] 回鹿邑飞腾马上不下 [00:12:01] 当行者还少吗 [00:12:04] 你记得 [00:12:06] 京城80万禁军教头林冲如何 [00:12:11] 花和尚鲁智深怎么样 [00:12:15] 五松五爷如何 [00:12:18] 他们都没有讲菜心 [00:12:20] 置于死地说明这个老东西 [00:12:24] 防范很严 [00:12:26] 戒备森严 [00:12:28] 君子报仇 [00:12:30] 十年不晚 [00:12:31] 嘎嘎 [00:12:34] 我真是不过去 [00:12:35] 过去村没这个店儿 [00:12:37] 我什么时候能见着蔡景拍 [00:12:39] 还有没有糊的 [00:12:40] 还跑得了吗 [00:12:42] 还有家呢 [00:12:44] 我们进京城干啥嘞 [00:12:46] 干啥呀 [00:12:47] 咱们呢 [00:12:49] 要多用眼镜 [00:12:51] 少动嘴 [00:12:54] 咱们看看彩好的道路 [00:12:58] 咱们调整的机会 [00:13:00] 另外我们两个人得有立足之 [00:13:03] 有落脚的 [00:13:05] 惹祸了能够掩蔽起来哈 [00:13:09] 只要杀了蔡京 [00:13:11] 我就是死也没什么错了 [00:13:14] 我那施大爷 [00:13:15] 您老er Shi ba [00:13:16] 一腔血都放在你身上 [00:13:20] 谁叫你死是杀敌人 [00:13:23] 保护自己 [00:13:25] 兄弟啊 [00:13:26] 你还年轻 [00:13:27] 听哥哥我的 [00:13:29] 我可告诉你啊 [00:13:31] 我走南昌北的 [00:13:32] 比你轻得多 [00:13:34] 谁要出去 [00:13:35] 你听我的身上好啦 [00:13:38] 我听你的 [00:13:40] 你比我强 [00:13:41] 哎呀哎 [00:13:43] 也没有用 [00:13:43] 在看人家大叫 [00:13:46] 早就过去走出很远了 [00:13:49] 俩还在嘀咕呢 [00:13:51] 就听身后儿说话 [00:13:53] 哎哎哎哎哎喂哎喂 [00:13:56] 哎哎 [00:13:58] 我叫你们俩呢 [00:13:59] 嗯 [00:14:00] 俩人这无疑删一看说话 [00:14:04] 是个长冠 [00:14:06] Na 现在说服务生搞接待 [00:14:11] 不过这个场馆个头模样都漂亮 [00:14:15] 衣服也好 [00:14:17] 不过斜楞 [00:14:19] 眼睛看客人的礼貌 [00:14:21] 为什么不满意了 [00:14:23] 为什么不满意呢 [00:14:25] 这个望海楼是王孙公子会客的地方 [00:14:28] 亲人都是有头有脸 [00:14:31] 有身份有功名的 [00:14:33] 他一看施斌、荷花鱼是两个毛头小子 [00:14:38] 尽管衣服穿的 [00:14:40] 崭新 [00:14:41] 很华丽 [00:14:42] 哼哼 [00:14:43] 这是阿250 [00:14:45] 不知道这九楼 [00:14:47] 得花多少钱吃饭 [00:14:49] 所以蹭就上来了 [00:14:51] 因为早上起来没有多少人 [00:14:53] 就叫他们进来了 [00:14:54] 其实吃点喝点酒就得了 [00:14:56] 打发出去 [00:14:57] 没想到俩人往那一坐 [00:14:58] 指指划划的 [00:14:59] 看热闹不要采办 [00:15:02] 站这半天不懂得点菜就烦了 [00:15:06] 所以斜着眼睛开啊 [00:15:09] 二妹 [00:15:11] 到这儿干嘛呢 [00:15:13] 哎 [00:15:13] 吃饭了吧 [00:15:15] 点菜啊 [00:15:17] 识别咯啊 [00:15:18] 买棺材能上你这儿吗 [00:15:20] 你干嘛呀 [00:15:22] 干嘛上了半天拉点菜 [00:15:25] 你看看人家做都已经上齐了 [00:15:28] 挺忙的 [00:15:29] 我等了半天了 [00:15:32] 啊 [00:15:32] 吃冰不高兴 [00:15:34] 瞧不起我吃呗 [00:15:36] 就骂人家 [00:15:36] 瞧不起他 [00:15:37] 为什么有自卑心理 [00:15:40] 长得丑 [00:15:42] 这个脑袋谁看见都担心她呀 [00:15:48] 临走看不着 [00:15:49] 烧点儿长得贼像他爹鼓上蚤 [00:15:53] 又是一个字儿 [00:15:54] 偷 [00:15:56] 所以谁要翘起的 [00:15:58] 它是嘴尖舌快 [00:16:00] 特别刻薄挖苦人 [00:16:04] 怕你这有什么好吃的 [00:16:08] 没来过望海楼啊 [00:16:11] 你吃啥要啥有啥 [00:16:14] 把菜单拿来 [00:16:16] 用不着 [00:16:17] 我是活菜单 [00:16:18] 你吃什么 [00:16:19] 那你说什么 [00:16:20] 你帮我看看我们这山中走兽云中燕 [00:16:24] 陆地牛羊 [00:16:25] 海底鲜蛇、蟒肉、骆驼肉 [00:16:28] 黄鱼 [00:16:28] 鲤鱼 [00:16:29] 大甲鱼 [00:16:30] 清蒸鸡 [00:16:31] 炖海参 [00:16:32] 猴头燕窝 [00:16:32] 鲨鱼翅 [00:16:33] 鹿尾熊掌 [00:16:35] 驼峰像 [00:16:36] 白鹭胎 [00:16:37] 你说你吃什么 [00:16:39] 就这套词花语 [00:16:41] 听没听说过 [00:16:42] 说实在的 [00:16:44] 十兵呢 [00:16:45] 也没吃过 [00:16:47] 不过今天我得装阔大爷 [00:16:50] 别了 [00:16:51] 瞧不起好 [00:16:53] 要啥有啥 [00:16:54] 有那好 [00:16:55] 来三道菜三道 [00:16:58] 就什么你说吧 [00:17:00] 写不用写 [00:17:01] 心里有数哈 [00:17:03] 你如果来一盘报仇 [00:17:06] 脖子新各种等蚂蚁一子臭重演 [00:17:12] 没有没有没有没有啊 [00:17:15] 要啥有啥吗 [00:17:19] 这个叫贪官 [00:17:21] 心里犯克 [00:17:22] 感情这剩下他长得这么丑 [00:17:26] 嗯 [00:17:27] 挺尖刻 [00:17:30] 对不起 [00:17:30] 太小了 [00:17:32] 没法炒 [00:17:33] 你看谁吃蚊子心啊 [00:17:36] 我就是吵得不得行 [00:17:37] 你光找我要啊 [00:17:38] 我拿钱 [00:17:39] 大爷有钱 [00:17:41] 太小了 [00:17:43] 炒不了 [00:17:44] 一定要大点儿大点儿的 [00:17:46] 好好好 [00:17:47] 嗯 [00:17:49] 来个盾骆驼 [00:17:51] 我要一碗 [00:17:53] 还要整地 [00:17:54] 哼哼呢 [00:17:55] 太大也没那么大锅呀a [00:17:59] 那你有什么呢 [00:18:01] 哎 [00:18:01] 这你那就要点眼巴前儿的 [00:18:06] 捡着钱呢 [00:18:07] 哎哟哟 [00:18:09] 嘿嘿 [00:18:11] 好吧 [00:18:12] 你给我来一大海碗 [00:18:15] 把人急死 [00:18:17] 杀了吧 [00:18:18] 嗯 [00:18:19] 人品咋 [00:18:21] 呃 [00:18:21] 没有我叫你要眼巴前儿的废话 [00:18:26] 这鼻子不在眼巴前儿吗 [00:18:28] 那在哪呢 [00:18:29] 在屁股上呢 [00:18:29] 呵呵 [00:18:30] 我忘了啥了 [00:18:32] 哎哎 [00:18:33] 可以 [00:18:34] 小人刚到几个月不会说话 [00:18:38] 您原谅我错了 [00:18:40] 呃 [00:18:41] 我错了 [00:18:41] 行吗哎 [00:18:43] 您别再难为我了 [00:18:45] 您要再多说呢掌柜的 [00:18:47] 把我非得a 赶走不可呀 [00:18:51] 哎呀 [00:18:52] 你说你们这酒楼去望海楼 [00:18:55] 望海楼 [00:18:57] 我们掌柜呢 [00:18:59] 东京汴梁有海吗 [00:19:01] 啊 [00:19:02] 我往那做 [00:19:03] 看不见a 哪有 [00:19:05] 这不怪我 [00:19:06] 这是掌柜 [00:19:08] 其主要是啊 [00:19:10] 哎呀人们呐 [00:19:11] 都愿意看这个浩瀚大海 [00:19:14] 所以起的这名儿你别多说了 [00:19:17] 法语摔咯 [00:19:19] 算了算了 [00:19:20] 干嘛是吧 [00:19:23] 这帮人 [00:19:24] 车船店脚衙无罪也该杀 [00:19:28] 别这么说话 [00:19:29] 你怎么一律大家伙呢 [00:19:31] 好 [00:19:31] 店家有的是 [00:19:33] 好了好了 [00:19:34] 我也不要什么菜了 404

404,您请求的文件不存在!