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[00:14:28] 你要对上啦 [00:14:29] 嘿嘿 [00:14:30] 我就走 [00:14:31] 最不差我就不走了 [00:14:34] 嗨 [00:14:35] 曹继贤信得慌 [00:14:37] 大哥呀 [00:14:39] 你说你治家有方 [00:14:41] 为人都很慷慨 [00:14:43] 所以阵子老百姓争山林 [00:14:47] 你都玩了命 [00:14:48] 你怎么没管好你的老婆呢 [00:14:52] 嗯 [00:14:53] 嫂子你说吧 [00:14:54] 说吧a 听着啊 [00:14:57] 还是新的吧 [00:14:59] 这个倔萝卜是真不明白呢 [00:15:03] 还是故意跟我装的乖啊 [00:15:07] 逗逗他 [00:15:08] 他眉头一皱 [00:15:09] 有词儿了 [00:15:11] 兄弟啊 [00:15:12] 有那么句话 [00:15:13] 天上无云怎么怎么的天上无云怎么的啊 [00:15:19] 地下无眉侠聚什么呢 [00:15:22] 说呀 [00:15:24] 哎 [00:15:24] 这潮起心想天上乌云哦 [00:15:28] 不下雨地下无媒不成婚的不像话哦 [00:15:35] 这女历史用言语挑逗亨福利 [00:15:40] 夫把他轰出去 [00:15:41] 哎 [00:15:42] 一个女人脸皮又薄 [00:15:45] 万一他要是受不了 [00:15:49] 在出事怎么办 [00:15:50] A [00:15:51] 有啦 [00:15:51] 我可不这么这么办呃 [00:15:54] 嫂夫人 [00:15:55] 您说我说天上乌云 [00:15:59] 你说夏娟地上无媒哦 [00:16:02] 天上无云地下旱地下汗啊 [00:16:09] B 尚无没饿酒烧胎一五嗨 [00:16:17] 我说啊 [00:16:18] 你南大应该怎么定 [00:16:21] 应该是男大当婚 [00:16:24] 朝觐先心的话 [00:16:25] 我但不能说 [00:16:26] 我看你怎么的 [00:16:28] 南大南地就应该大男子为天男子为天 [00:16:35] 那就是剩下的是大嫂子大小伙子 [00:16:38] 大学生大英雄姥姥大老头子哟 [00:16:44] 那要是女大呢 [00:16:47] A 女的咋那么大呢 [00:16:50] 女的应该是小小姑娘 [00:16:53] 小丫头小媳妇儿小老太太 [00:16:58] 哎哟 [00:16:59] 我的兄弟耶 [00:17:01] 嗯你干嘛 [00:17:04] 你怎么那么傻呀 [00:17:06] 嫂子的意思你不懂啊 [00:17:08] 嫂嫂我不明白什么意思 [00:17:11] 哎 [00:17:12] 嫂子命苦啊我呀也是家里穷父母看好你的哥哥陈新吗 [00:17:21] 你说我喝陈鑫我就是一朵鲜花插到狗屎了吗 [00:17:28] 可是没办法呀 [00:17:29] 自从兄弟你来之后 [00:17:31] 嫂子我的心呐 [00:17:33] 可救活了兄弟啊 [00:17:36] 我们俩才是年貌相当 [00:17:40] 如果不嫌弃或是残花败柳 [00:17:44] 兄弟请你住在我家 [00:17:46] 嫂子愿意伺候你狗怎么嫂子 [00:17:53] 你真好不支持 [00:17:56] 常言说得好 [00:17:57] 宁穿朋友衣不假 [00:18:00] 嗯 [00:18:00] 勇气你拿我当成什么人 [00:18:02] 哼 [00:18:03] 我朝启轩是顶天立地的英雄才能做得苟且之事 [00:18:10] 这个奶奶 [00:18:11] 这儿我我真想揍你一顿 [00:18:14] 看得了 [00:18:15] 管他盟兄陈行的粉沙香死不可出去哟 [00:18:22] 兄弟啊 [00:18:24] 你别装着一本正啊干嘛呀 [00:18:28] 就跟我找到你这上杆子你还不乐意啊 [00:18:33] 上杆子不是买主啊 [00:18:35] 兄弟别装蒜了 [00:18:38] J 超级咸一把 [00:18:41] 差点推了 [00:18:42] 跟骰 [00:18:43] 所以我咣当把门插 [00:18:46] 这女的当时傻 [00:18:48] 哎哟 [00:18:49] 都说有坐怀不乱的柳下惠 [00:18:53] 这个曹启轩是这种人 [00:18:56] 天哪 [00:18:57] 知道这个我不来呀 [00:19:00] 你说我这不是蛤蟆过门槛任强鼻子带小脸吗 [00:19:04] 只要是跟那个老虎一说 [00:19:06] 哎哟 [00:19:07] 老鬼非集不可 [00:19:08] 这可怎么办呢 [00:19:10] 啊啊啊 [00:19:11] 兄弟啊 [00:19:12] 嫂子跟你开玩笑 [00:19:14] 你可别过意啊 [00:19:16] 叔嫂闹玩笑不算个事儿 [00:19:18] 我走了 [00:19:19] 你歇着吧 [00:19:20] 我真佩服你 [00:19:22] 他赶紧走 [00:19:23] 朝鲜气坏了这个不要脸的女的 [00:19:27] 是啊 [00:19:28] 男的在行 [00:19:30] 也难免妻不贤子不孝 [00:19:34] 当初武松武二爷杀嫂 [00:19:38] 不就是潘金莲不真景 [00:19:41] 师秀杀过盟 [00:19:43] 扫黑轮到我这儿了 [00:19:46] 哎 [00:19:47] 人啊 [00:19:48] 转眼天荒黄亮 [00:19:50] 他盼陈星回来刚走能回来吗 [00:19:54] 等到天黑超级先不在这屋住 [00:19:58] 万一这不要脸的女的来了要抓住我连喊带叫的叫家人呀胡听见说不清道不明自干脆我呀回脖子上哪睡呢 [00:20:10] 嗯 [00:20:12] 他抖身上房上对面的房 [00:20:15] 铺被褥往这儿一铺 [00:20:17] 枕头一放 [00:20:18] 往房顶一躺