No one could do it like my father 无人如父般卓越 Ever clever stunning cunning father 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 Mother thinks a lot of pa 妈妈高赞爸爸 But father drinks to think of ma 但父亲借酒消愁思母亲 The other night when pa came home he found to his surprise 有一天晚上，爸爸回到家，惊讶地发现 The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes 冰人和我母亲在沙发上眉来眼去 He did not get excited no not one word did he say 他一点都不激动一句话也没说 But when the iceman's bill came due papa refused to pay 冰人的账到期了 No one could do it like my father 无人能够像我父亲那样 Ever clever stunning cunning father 永远聪明绝顶，狡猾过人，父亲大人 Father proved he was no slouch 父亲证明他非庸才 He fooled them all when he sold the couch 他把沙发卖掉时欺骗了所有人 And no one could do it like my dad 但没有人能像我父亲那样厉害 When father went to school they tell me he was very bad 他们告诉我，父亲上学时非常顽皮 They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad 他们还说他有意让老师发狂 No one could do it like my father 无人能及我父亲的风采 Ever clever stunning cunning father 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 Teacher knew a thing or two 老师确实有两把刷子 We lived right by a railway station not so far from here 我们就住在离这里不远的火车站旁边 And father would make faces at the passing engineers 父亲对着路过的工程师们做鬼脸 They'd all throw coal at father yes they would upon my soul 他们朝我父亲扔煤块，是的，他们真的这样侮辱我的灵魂 No one could do it like my father 无人能与吾父相比 Ever clever stunning cunning father 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 First he got coal one by one 起初他一粒一粒地得到煤炭 And now he sells it by the ton 如今却成吨地售卖 Around election time my father never knows his name 在选举的时候我的父亲从来不知道他的名字 Sometimes it's Breen or Smith or Green Gilhouley or McShane 有时他是布林、史密斯或格林·吉尔霍利或麦克沙恩 Then other times it's Harrigan O'Connor or O'Dell 其他时候是哈里根·奥康纳或奥德尔 They ought to call him Winchester 'cause he repeats so well 他们应该叫他温彻斯特，因为他变脸变得真快 No one could do it like my father 无人能像我父亲那样做到。 Ever clever stunning cunning father 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 When you see him change his coat 见他换衣衫 You know that means another vote 意味着又一道抉择 And no one could do it like my dad 但无人能像我父亲做得那么好 And no one could do it like my dad 无人能效仿我父。 And when the winter came around we never needed coal 冬日里我们从不需煤炭 She always wore a low cut shoe 她总是穿着低跟鞋 No one could do it like my dad 无人能效仿我父风采 She'd make him stay in after school and pa would ne'er refuse 她会让他放学后留下来，爸爸从不拒绝 And no one could do it like my dad 无人能像我父亲做得那么好 I hate to brag about my fam'ly but I must say that 我讨厌吹嘘我的家人但我必须说 My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat 我父亲是有史以来最了不起的人 He always took things easy in an easy sort of way 他总举重若轻 No one could do it like my father 无人能及我父亲 Ever clever stunning cunning father 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 Other men might do the same 其他人或许也会这样做 But when it came to make a name 但当他要扬名立万的时候 At keeping servant girls my father always was an ace 操纵女仆，我父亲一向是高手 He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place 他有办法让女士们安分守己 Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there 她们的位置在厨房，他的位置是留住她们于此 I don't know how he did it but I really must declare 我不知他是如何办到的，但我必须得说 404

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