[00:00:05] No one could do it like my father [00:00:13] 无人如父般卓越 [00:00:13] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:00:17] 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [00:00:17] Mother thinks a lot of pa [00:00:21] 妈妈高赞爸爸 [00:00:21] But father drinks to think of ma [00:00:27] 但父亲借酒消愁思母亲 [00:00:27] The other night when pa came home he found to his surprise [00:00:31] 有一天晚上，爸爸回到家，惊讶地发现 [00:00:31] The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes [00:00:37] 冰人和我母亲在沙发上眉来眼去 [00:00:37] He did not get excited no not one word did he say [00:00:41] 他一点都不激动一句话也没说 [00:00:41] But when the iceman's bill came due papa refused to pay [00:00:44] 冰人的账到期了 [00:00:44] No one could do it like my father [00:00:48] 无人能够像我父亲那样 [00:00:48] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:00:50] 永远聪明绝顶，狡猾过人，父亲大人 [00:00:50] Father proved he was no slouch [00:00:52] 父亲证明他非庸才 [00:00:52] He fooled them all when he sold the couch [00:00:54] 他把沙发卖掉时欺骗了所有人 [00:00:54] And no one could do it like my dad [00:00:57] 但没有人能像我父亲那样厉害 [00:00:57] When father went to school they tell me he was very bad [00:01:02] 他们告诉我，父亲上学时非常顽皮 [00:01:02] They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad [00:01:08] 他们还说他有意让老师发狂 [00:01:08] No one could do it like my father [00:01:11] 无人能及我父亲的风采 [00:01:11] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:01:16] 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [00:01:16] Teacher knew a thing or two [00:01:18] 老师确实有两把刷子 [00:01:18] We lived right by a railway station not so far from here [00:01:22] 我们就住在离这里不远的火车站旁边 [00:01:22] And father would make faces at the passing engineers [00:01:25] 父亲对着路过的工程师们做鬼脸 [00:01:25] They'd all throw coal at father yes they would upon my soul [00:01:29] 他们朝我父亲扔煤块，是的，他们真的这样侮辱我的灵魂 [00:01:29] No one could do it like my father [00:01:31] 无人能与吾父相比 [00:01:31] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:01:33] 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [00:01:33] First he got coal one by one [00:01:35] 起初他一粒一粒地得到煤炭 [00:01:35] And now he sells it by the ton [00:01:37] 如今却成吨地售卖 [00:01:37] Around election time my father never knows his name [00:01:41] 在选举的时候我的父亲从来不知道他的名字 [00:01:41] Sometimes it's Breen or Smith or Green Gilhouley or McShane [00:01:43] 有时他是布林、史密斯或格林·吉尔霍利或麦克沙恩 [00:01:43] Then other times it's Harrigan O'Connor or O'Dell [00:01:46] 其他时候是哈里根·奥康纳或奥德尔 [00:01:46] They ought to call him Winchester 'cause he repeats so well [00:01:48] 他们应该叫他温彻斯特，因为他变脸变得真快 [00:01:48] No one could do it like my father [00:01:50] 无人能像我父亲那样做到。 [00:01:50] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:01:52] 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [00:01:52] When you see him change his coat [00:01:54] 见他换衣衫 [00:01:54] You know that means another vote [00:01:57] 意味着又一道抉择 [00:01:57] And no one could do it like my dad [00:01:58] 但无人能像我父亲做得那么好 [00:01:58] And no one could do it like my dad [00:02:00] 无人能效仿我父。 [00:02:00] And when the winter came around we never needed coal [00:02:03] 冬日里我们从不需煤炭 [00:02:03] She always wore a low cut shoe [00:02:05] 她总是穿着低跟鞋 [00:02:05] No one could do it like my dad [00:02:07] 无人能效仿我父风采 [00:02:07] She'd make him stay in after school and pa would ne'er refuse [00:02:09] 她会让他放学后留下来，爸爸从不拒绝 [00:02:09] And no one could do it like my dad [00:02:11] 无人能像我父亲做得那么好 [00:02:11] I hate to brag about my fam'ly but I must say that [00:02:14] 我讨厌吹嘘我的家人但我必须说 [00:02:14] My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat [00:02:18] 我父亲是有史以来最了不起的人 [00:02:18] He always took things easy in an easy sort of way [00:02:21] 他总举重若轻 [00:02:21] No one could do it like my father [00:02:23] 无人能及我父亲 [00:02:23] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:02:26] 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [00:02:26] Other men might do the same [00:02:28] 其他人或许也会这样做 [00:02:28] But when it came to make a name [00:02:30] 但当他要扬名立万的时候 [00:02:30] At keeping servant girls my father always was an ace [00:02:34] 操纵女仆，我父亲一向是高手 [00:02:34] He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place [00:02:37] 他有办法让女士们安分守己 [00:02:37] Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there [00:02:43] 她们的位置在厨房，他的位置是留住她们于此 [00:02:43] I don't know how he did it but I really must declare [00:02:48] 我不知他是如何办到的，但我必须得说 [00:02:48] No one could do it like my father [00:02:50] 无人能及我父亲 [00:02:50] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:02:53] 永远聪明绝顶，狡猾过人，父亲大人 [00:02:53] Servants liked the cops of course [00:02:59] 家仆与警察关系好 [00:02:59] So father joined the police force [00:03:03] 于是父亲加入了警察队伍 [00:03:03] No one could do it like my dad [00:03:09] 无人能做到像我父亲那般 [00:03:09] One night papa went in to see that great Salome dance [00:03:11] 那夜父亲去观赏那迷人的莎乐美舞 [00:03:11] You talk about attention say he gave her ev'ry glance [00:03:18] 你说他全神贯注，他给了她每一个眼神 [00:03:18] He has my mother dancing now her brain is in a whirl [00:03:22] 他让我母亲旋转舞蹈，她的脑海一片混沌 [00:03:22] And only here last week he came home with a string of pearls [00:03:28] 上周他刚带回家一串珍珠 [00:03:28] No one could do it like my father [00:03:31] 无人如我父般卓越 [00:03:31] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:03:34] 永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [00:03:34] Now he always stays at home [00:03:36] 现在他总是待在家里 [00:03:36] Mama has learned that dance Salome [00:03:43] 妈妈已经学会了舞蹈Salome [00:03:43] My mother weighs three hundred pounds but don't give it away [00:03:49] 我妈妈有三百磅重可我不会轻易出手 [00:03:49] She bought a brand new sheath gown and she wore it yesterday [00:03:53] 她新购了一袭紧身长裙，昨日穿上它 [00:03:53] My father showed his dignity when mother showed her sock [00:03:57] 当妈妈露出袜子时我的父亲显示了他的尊严 [00:03:57] Then just to make the two ends meet he used a big padlock [00:04:02] 为了收支平衡，他用了把大锁 [00:04:02] No one could do it like my father [00:04:04] 无人能及我父亲 [00:04:04] Ever clever stunning cunning father [00:04:06] 永远机智，绝妙狡猾的父亲 [00:04:06] Neighbor Jones and his neighbor Lee [00:04:08] 邻居琼斯和他的邻居李 [00:04:08] Are hunting for my father's key [00:04:12] 都在寻找我父亲的钥匙 [00:04:12] And no one could do it like my dad [00:04:16] 无人能做到像我父亲那般。 [00:04:16] I haven't told you how my father and my mother wed [00:04:20] 我还没告诉你我父母是怎么结婚的 [00:04:20] She was an old maid he a burglar underneath her bed [00:04:25] 她是个老姑娘他是个小偷躲在她的床底下 [00:04:25] She flashed a gun at father and said I must be your wife [00:04:30] 她亮出枪对父亲说我必须成为你的妻子 [00:04:30] My father wears a medal now for saving someone's life [00:04:34] 我的父亲因为救了一个人的命而获得奖章 [00:04:34] No one could do it like my dad [00:04:44] 无人能像我父亲一样出色 [00:04:44] No one could do it like my dad [00:04:51] 无人能效父之能 [00:04:51] And when it came to taking things just kindly let me say 404

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