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[00:00:01] 武松被发配到孟州牢城营
[00:00:07] 按宋朝规定
[00:00:09] 这个配军呢
[00:00:12] 一到牢城营
[00:00:14] 先要打100杀威棒
[00:00:20] 您听这名
[00:00:22] 杀威棒是威风的威
[00:00:25] 就杀杀你的威风
[00:00:28] 打打你的锐气
[00:00:32] 因为当时属于配军的人
[00:00:36] 差不多都是杀人的凶犯
[00:00:39] 滚了马的强盗
[00:00:42] 说这帮人最横不过
[00:00:45] 很难管束
[00:00:48] 因此一见面
[00:00:50] 不问青红皂白
[00:00:53] 先揍你100棒子
[00:00:57] 后来呢
[00:00:59] 就拿这玩意儿敲竹杠
[00:01:02] 你要给了钱
[00:01:04] 走了门子
[00:01:06] 他们得到好处
[00:01:07] 就可以少打或者不打
[00:01:13] 因此
[00:01:14] 牢城营大官小官中饱私囊啊
[00:01:18] 这是很大一笔收入
[00:01:22] 武松呢
[00:01:24] 又横又犟
[00:01:27] 明知是这么回事儿
[00:01:29] 有的是钱
[00:01:31] 就是不给
[00:01:33] 我看你们能把我打到什么程度
[00:01:38] 那还不吃亏吗
[00:01:42] 结果
[00:01:42] 牢城营的营官一声令下
[00:01:45] 把武松摁翻倒地
[00:01:48] 杀威棒是狠狠的打呀
[00:01:53] 没想到武松玩了一手绝活
[00:01:57] 从少林学来的硬功
[00:02:01] 加上气功
[00:02:04] 他就运足了气了
[00:02:06] 不打
[00:02:07] 没事
[00:02:09] 越打这肉越硬
[00:02:11] 越打大腿越粗
[00:02:15] 棒子下去之后
[00:02:17] 啪嘣
[00:02:20] 被打那地方就鼓起个包来
[00:02:23] 就像那铁疙瘩似的
[00:02:27] 把这掌刑的人震得是两臂发麻呀
[00:02:32] 先说他妈这个山东大个
[00:02:36] 这肉怎么这么硬
[00:02:38] 莫非是石头变得不成
[00:02:41] 啪嘣啪嘣
[00:02:46] 连打了六七下
[00:02:48] 鼓起六七个大包来
[00:02:52] 把堂上的人全都惊呆了
[00:02:58] 牢城营这位营官
[00:03:00] 也就是管营大老爷
[00:03:03] 惊得都站起来了
[00:03:06] 手捋须髯
[00:03:08] 嘴张多大眼睛盯着武松这个诶
[00:03:16] 喂
[00:03:16] 呀
[00:03:18] 心说
[00:03:18] 这
[00:03:18] 这
[00:03:19] 这怎么回事儿这是
[00:03:21] 从来没见过
[00:03:24] 那掌刑的吓得不敢打了
[00:03:27] 诶正在这么个时候
[00:03:29] 从大堂的屏风后面
[00:03:33] 转出一个人来
[00:03:36] 这个人是个年轻人
[00:03:37] 穿白褂
[00:03:39] 素
[00:03:40] 头戴着软包巾
[00:03:43] 这右膀子可能有点病
[00:03:47] 在脖子上拴条白丝带
[00:03:50] 把这膀子给吊上
[00:03:53] 脸上也多处有伤
[00:03:56] 都抹的药
[00:03:58] 这个年轻人
[00:04:00] 一瘸一点
[00:04:02] 来到管营的身后
[00:04:06] 也看武松受刑
[00:04:09] 他一看呢
[00:04:10] 也惊呆了
[00:04:13] 这个年轻人俯下身来
[00:04:16] 对着管营的耳朵
[00:04:18] 低低的说了那么几句
[00:04:22] 老管营不住的点头
[00:04:25] 嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯
[00:04:27] 好吧
[00:04:29] 闹了半天
[00:04:30] 人家是父子爷儿俩
[00:04:33] 穿一身白的
[00:04:34] 这小伙是管营的儿子
[00:04:37] 那跟他爹说话
[00:04:39] 他爹自然是听了
[00:04:42] 老管营
[00:04:43] 把手一摆
[00:04:45] 妈
[00:04:47] 先不要打他了
[00:04:50] 罪犯武松
[00:04:52] 你听着
[00:04:54] 可能你这个人是有病啊
[00:04:58] 按武德皇帝规定
[00:05:02] 有病的人可以免打
[00:05:05] 权且记上账
[00:05:08] 等病好之后再打
[00:05:11] 不迟拉下去
[00:05:15] 敲的那么几下
[00:05:17] 不打了
[00:05:18] 武松把头抬起来了
[00:05:21] 冲着管营一乐
[00:05:24] 我大人
[00:05:26] 你误会了吧
[00:05:28] 我哪来的病
[00:05:30] 我棒极了
[00:05:33] 吃的多
[00:05:34] 睡得香
[00:05:35] 蹦蹦乱跳
[00:05:36] 什么病没有
[00:05:38] 最好你是打
[00:05:39] 狠狠的打
[00:05:41] 千万别记账
[00:05:44] 我这人要欠账
[00:05:45] 睡不着觉
[00:05:46] 你干脆接茬打得了
[00:05:50] 堂上的人一听都乐了
[00:05:53] 心说这位是个半吊子
[00:05:55] 250
[00:05:57] 有这****是怎么的啊
[00:06:00] 不打他了
[00:06:01] 他还不干
[00:06:04] 就见老管营把脸往下一沉
[00:06:06] 诶
[00:06:08] 武松
[00:06:10] 你分明是有病
[00:06:13] 冲你说这话
[00:06:14] 叫胡言乱语
[00:06:17] 还不承认吗
[00:06:18] 来人
[00:06:20] 拉下去
[00:06:20] 不打了
[00:06:23] 武松越叫打人家还越不打
[00:06:26] 就这么样
[00:06:27] 退了堂了
[00:06:29] 武松又回到牢城营自己那单间里头
[00:06:35] 武松摸摸屁股蛋子和腿
[00:06:38] 没怎么地
[00:06:40] 虽然挨了几下棒子
[00:06:43] 但武松运用气功
[00:06:46] 所以
[00:06:47] 什么事没有
[00:06:48] 武松回来之后
[00:06:51] 往土炕上一躺
[00:06:54] 双手枕到脑后
[00:06:57] 就胡思乱想
[00:07:00] 心说
[00:07:01] 这怎么回事儿
[00:07:03] 那老管营怎么打着打着不打我了
[00:07:08] 莫非我运用气功把他给吓住了
[00:07:14] 又一想
[00:07:15] 不对
[00:07:16] 怎么能吓得住他们呢
[00:07:19] 哎呀
[00:07:21] 那个穿白衣服的小伙子
[00:07:25] 跟老管营是什么关系
[00:07:28] 他们俩不住地咬耳朵
[00:07:30] 嘀咕什么呢
[00:07:32] 看样子是在我身上打主意
[00:07:36] 嗯
[00:07:38] 你们爱怎么地怎么地
[00:07:41] 你们有千条妙计
[00:07:44] 我武松有一定之规
[00:07:48] 人到了这一步
[00:07:50] 怕也不行
[00:07:52] 我豁出我这1 00多斤去了
[00:07:54] 你们爱如何便如何
[00:08:00] 武松躺下时间不大
[00:08:03] 外头响起脚步的声音
[00:08:08] 那个姓孙的
[00:08:09] 叫孙小鬼的差拨推门进来了
[00:08:14] 这小子原来比秃尾巴狗还横
[00:08:18] 这回判若两人
[00:08:21] 跟洗面佛差不多少
[00:08:24] 进屋就乐
[00:08:26] 武都头
[00:08:27] 武都头
[00:08:29] 好样的
[00:08:31] 好样的
[00:08:33] 哎呀
[00:08:34] 您这功夫可太棒了
[00:08:38] 难怪您三拳两脚打死一只猛虎
[00:08:43] 我们认为呢
[00:08:44] 只不过是传言而已
[00:08:47] 今日一见
[00:08:48] 我们算开了眼界了诶
[00:08:52] 就就比方说您受刑的时候
[00:08:55] 越打腿越粗
[00:08:58] 越打肉越硬
[00:09:00] 这不就是绝活吗
[00:09:02] 诶好好
[00:09:05] 连我们管营大老爷上上下下的弟兄
[00:09:09] 没有不挑大旨称赞您的
[00:09:15] 武松知道这小子
[00:09:17] 没好心眼儿
[00:09:19] 对他印象坏极了
[00:09:22] 武松躺那儿连动也没动
[00:09:25] 用眼睛盯着他
[00:09:26] 好半天才说
[00:09:30] 我说你呲着个牙
[00:09:31] 晃着个脑袋
[00:09:33] 太讨人嫌了
[00:09:35] 有话快说
[00:09:36] 有屁快放
[00:09:37] 你干什么
[00:09:38] 诶诶诶诶诶诶
[00:09:40] 好好痛快痛快
[00:09:42] 武都头
[00:09:43] 快言快语
[00:09:45] 我就喜欢您这样的硬汉子
[00:09:49] 我这次来
[00:09:50] 没别的
[00:09:52] 我打算给您这屋啊
[00:09:54] 收拾收拾
[00:09:55] 您看这土炕冰凉棒硬
[00:09:59] 您睡着也不舒服
[00:10:01] 对不对呢
[00:10:02] 来来
[00:10:02] 进来
[00:10:03] 把被褥拿进来
[00:10:06] 感情外边还站着四五个人
[00:10:10] 拿着被和毯子
[00:10:12] 褥子
[00:10:14] 武松不知道怎么回事儿
[00:10:16] 就离开这土炕
[00:10:18] 站在旁边看着
[00:10:19] 这几个人
[00:10:20] 七手八脚
[00:10:22] 铺好褥子
[00:10:25] 毯子
[00:10:26] 被子
[00:10:27] 枕头
[00:10:29] 又拿进一张方桌
[00:10:31] 两把椅子
[00:10:33] 还端进一套茶具
[00:10:36] 摆了个茶叶盒
[00:10:38] 茶水都给沏上了
[00:10:41] 再看这孙小鬼儿
[00:10:43] 亲自给武松满了一碗茶
[00:10:47] 都头
[00:10:48] 喝茶好啊
[00:10:50] 喝茶能够给您解除疲劳啊
[00:10:55] 你一路之上受了不少罪呀
[00:10:57] 好好歇歇吧啊
[00:10:59] 这是上等的好茶叶
[00:11:02] 我现在就叫人给您准备饭去
[00:11:05] 你要多进食
[00:11:06] 对身体才有好处
[00:11:08] 你歇着
[00:11:09] 我走了啊
[00:11:10] 嘿嘿
[00:11:13] 这几个人走了
[00:11:16] 武松就更纳闷了
[00:11:19] 看了看这茶水
[00:11:21] 提鼻子又闻闻
[00:11:23] 的确是好茶
[00:11:25] 这里边儿没有药
[00:11:28] 武松又一想去他娘的
[00:11:31] 我饿了就吃
[00:11:32] 渴了就喝
[00:11:34] 命我都不要了
[00:11:36] 我怕什么
[00:11:37] 武松一口气儿把这壶水全喝了
[00:11:41] 喝这解渴就甭提了
[00:11:45] 感情这壶水
[00:11:46] 一入洞
[00:11:48] 武松觉着饿了
[00:11:50] 饥肠辘辘
[00:11:52] 咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜
[00:11:54] 诶
[00:11:55] 消化还不错
[00:11:56] 正在这时
[00:11:58] 孙小果又回来了
[00:11:59] 武都头饿了吧
[00:12:02] 这给您准备的吃喝
[00:12:04] 来来来
[00:12:05] 端进来
[00:12:05] 端进来
[00:12:07] 把茶具挪开
[00:12:09] 桌子瓢摆开
[00:12:12] 外头有人拎进个大食盒
[00:12:16] 盖儿掀开
[00:12:17] 热气腾腾
[00:12:19] 一盘一盘往上端
[00:12:22] 武松一看
[00:12:24] 有一盘溜肉段
[00:12:28] 一盘锅包肉
[00:12:31] 一盘儿清蒸鱼
[00:12:34] 还有一只鸡
[00:12:36] 中间还有个大拼盘
[00:12:38] 香肠
[00:12:39] 小肚
[00:12:40] 狗肉
[00:12:41] 牛腱子
[00:12:42] 另外
[00:12:43] 还给搬了一坛子好酒
[00:12:48] 就这吃喝
[00:12:49] 就在饭馆儿
[00:12:50] 也得不少钱呢
[00:12:52] 武松提鼻子一闻
[00:12:54] 打鼻儿的香
[00:12:56] 可做的还真得味呀
[00:12:59] 孙小果赶紧给武松倒了一杯酒
[00:13:04] 武都头
[00:13:06] 我不陪着你拿
[00:13:07] 你慢慢吃
[00:13:09] 我们就在门外伺候着
[00:13:11] 缺什么
[00:13:12] 你言语一声啊
[00:13:14] 您您用饭
[00:13:15] 您用饭
[00:13:16] 他们退出去了
[00:13:18] 嗯
[00:13:23] 武松心说
[00:13:25] 这是怎么回事儿啊
[00:13:28] 莫非在梦中不成
[00:13:32] 武松啊
[00:13:34] 摇摇手指头呀
[00:13:36] 挺疼
[00:13:38] 掐掐大腿里子也挺疼
[00:13:41] 知道疼
[00:13:42] 这就不是做梦
[00:13:45] 那这是怎么回事儿
[00:13:47] 我是个配军
[00:13:49] 我是杀人的凶犯
[00:13:52] 到这儿受到这样的礼遇
[00:13:55] 这真是莫名其妙啊
[00:13:59] 嗯
[00:14:00] 别伤这脑筋了
[00:14:03] 让我吃我就吃
[00:14:07] 武松不管三七二十一呀
[00:14:09] 大口喝酒是大口吃肉
[00:14:12] 他也饿了
[00:14:14] 风卷残云
[00:14:17] 把这一桌子
[00:14:18] 他全报销了
[00:14:20] 嘿
[00:14:21] 吃这个香劲儿就甭提了
[00:14:23] 嗯嗯
[00:14:23] 直打嗝
[00:14:25] 又过了一会儿
[00:14:27] 孙小鬼进来了
[00:14:29] 哎呀
[00:14:30] 好
[00:14:31] 您都吃的太好了
[00:14:33] 够不够
[00:14:34] 不够再给您添菜
[00:14:36] 拔了
[00:14:37] 什么也不用了
[00:14:38] 好好撤下去
[00:14:39] 撤下去
[00:14:41] 再给沏茶
[00:14:44] 撤下去之后
[00:14:46] 又给武松重新沏了一壶酽茶
[00:14:50] 孙小果嬉皮笑脸的
[00:14:53] 呃
[00:14:54] 今天晚上您委屈委屈就住到这儿啊
[00:14:58] 过两天呢
[00:14:59] 再给您挪个地方
[00:15:00] 您千万注意保护身体
[00:15:03] 呃
[00:15:03] 我走啦
[00:15:04] 诶
[00:15:05] 明儿见
[00:15:05] 明儿个见
[00:15:08] 他走了
[00:15:10] 当天晚上那些难友
[00:15:14] 都来了
[00:15:16] 哎哟
[00:15:16] 这难友啊
[00:15:17] 屋里也是
[00:15:18] 外头也是
[00:15:19] 有那胆儿大的挤进屋里就问
[00:15:23] 我朋友
[00:15:24] 挨打没
[00:15:26] 武松说
[00:15:27] 打了我几下
[00:15:28] 我没病
[00:15:29] 他非说我有病
[00:15:30] 给我记到账上了
[00:15:32] 说以后再算
[00:15:34] 还给我送来不少的吃喝
[00:15:36] 我们看见了
[00:15:39] 那差拨领着四五个人来了好几趟
[00:15:42] 还夹着被和毯子
[00:15:44] 呦呦呦
[00:15:45] 你这屋好阔气
[00:15:49] 在牢城营里边
[00:15:51] 哪有这种地方
[00:15:53] 您算拔尖
[00:15:54] 盖了帽了
[00:15:56] 大概您没少花银子吧
[00:15:59] 往少说得花他二百两来笑话
[00:16:03] 我一两也没花
[00:16:06] 那怪了
[00:16:08] 你没花银子
[00:16:09] 他们怎么能这么对待你呢
[00:16:11] 要不就是你有好朋友
[00:16:14] 有势力的朋友给你说了好话了
[00:16:18] 不然的话
[00:16:18] 咱们绝对不能这样
[00:16:22] 要不呀
[00:16:23] 就是他们又有鬼点子
[00:16:26] 想特殊的招儿收拾你哦
[00:16:30] 他们还有什么招儿
[00:16:31] 哎呀
[00:16:31] 那招多了
[00:16:33] 比如说叫你吃饱了
[00:16:36] 喝足了
[00:16:37] 趁着你不注意的时候
[00:16:39] 他们把你捆上
[00:16:42] 头朝下脚朝天
[00:16:44] 给你戳的墙犄角叫倒栽葱
[00:16:48] 你想那人受得了吗
[00:16:51] 不用说
[00:16:52] 一晚上
[00:16:53] 就是到了半夜
[00:16:55] 七窍流血
[00:16:57] 活活的把你控死啊
[00:17:00] 你和刘神呐
[00:17:02] 他们什么招儿都有
[00:17:05] 这帮人说了一会儿
[00:17:07] 怕被别人发现
[00:17:08] 都走了
[00:17:09] 叫他们这一说呀
[00:17:11] 武松还真担了心了
[00:17:14] 拍了拍肚子
[00:17:15] 吃的的确挺饱
[00:17:18] 武松心说
[00:17:19] 能收拾我吗
[00:17:21] 嗯
[00:17:22] 害人之心不可有
[00:17:24] 防人之心不可无啊
[00:17:27] 我多加谨慎也就是了
[00:17:31] 头半夜
[00:17:32] 武松没睡好觉
[00:17:35] 有点风吹草动
[00:17:37] 他就坐起来
[00:17:38] 稍微有一点动静
[00:17:40] 他支棱耳朵要听清楚
[00:17:43] 后来实在支持不了武松
[00:17:46] 一想去他妈的呱大大吧
[00:17:50] 睡我的觉
[00:17:51] 爱怎么怎么地
[00:17:53] 他睡了
[00:17:55] 诶这觉睡的甭提多舒服了
[00:17:59] 日头升的老高老高的了
[00:18:02] 武松这才行
[00:18:04] 按现在钟表来说
[00:18:06] 到了次日早晨九点多钟
[00:18:10] 你想想
[00:18:11] 这一路之上2000多里地呀
[00:18:14] 小行夜住
[00:18:17] 当然也睡觉
[00:18:19] 那跟现在两回事儿
[00:18:22] 从来没有这样轻松
[00:18:24] 舒服
[00:18:26] 武松下地抻抻懒腰
[00:18:28] 诶诶
[00:18:32] 好
[00:18:33] 哎呀
[00:18:35] 今儿个他们怎么对付我呢
[00:18:38] 诶
[00:18:38] 他正想着呢
[00:18:40] 门一开
[00:18:41] 换人了
[00:18:43] 孙小鬼儿没来
[00:18:46] 进来位年迈苍苍的老家人
[00:18:51] 头上戴着
[00:18:52] 一把抓的随风倒
[00:18:54] 身穿古铜色长衫
[00:18:57] 腰里系着条布袋
[00:19:01] 这老家人多少有点儿驼背
[00:19:04] 眉毛
[00:19:05] 胡子有白的了
[00:19:08] 看这样儿
[00:19:09] 能有60 左右岁
[00:19:12] 后头还领着两个小厮
[00:19:15] 小厮是什么呢
[00:19:16] 就是小使唤人儿的
[00:19:18] 跑腿
[00:19:19] 学舌的
[00:19:21] 小伙计
[00:19:23] 规规矩矩在门口那一站
[00:19:27] 这老家人进来
[00:19:28] 笑脸相迎
[00:19:30] 武都头
[00:19:31] 您醒了
[00:19:33] 啊
[00:19:34] 行了
[00:19:36] 你是
[00:19:38] 不用问我
[00:19:39] 我是当奴才的
[00:19:42] 现在专门负责服侍武都头
[00:19:48] 你
[00:19:48] 你说什么
[00:19:49] 我专门负责服侍你老人家
[00:19:53] 叫唤
[00:19:55] 我是个配军杀人的凶犯
[00:19:58] 哪有资格叫人服侍
[00:20:01] 您太客气了
[00:20:03] 您别忘了
[00:20:04] 您是打虎的英雄
[00:20:06] 顶天立地的好汉呢
[00:20:10] 连我服侍您都觉得脸上光彩呀
[00:20:15] 都头先洗脸漱口吧
[00:20:17] 都给您准备好了
[00:20:19] 我们早就来了
[00:20:21] 看您正在熟睡
[00:20:23] 没敢打扰
[00:20:25] 说话那俩小时
[00:20:27] 把洗脸水
[00:20:28] 漱口水
[00:20:29] 都给准备来了
[00:20:31] 武松漱完口
[00:20:33] 洗完了脸
[00:20:34] 茶水给沏上来了
[00:20:37] 这老家人就问
[00:20:39] 都头
[00:20:41] 您在这跟在家差不多
[00:20:44] 别想旁的
[00:20:45] 你想吃点什么
[00:20:47] 吩咐下来
[00:20:48] 我好让手下人去做
[00:20:53] 我就想喝点粥
[00:20:55] 吃点大饼卷牛肉什么的
[00:20:58] 旁的我不要好嘞
[00:21:00] 您稍候片刻
[00:21:04] 这武松是山东人
[00:21:06] 你这老家人给想的多周到
[00:21:08] 大饼卷肉
[00:21:10] 大葱大酱大蒜
[00:21:12] 全给摆上来了
[00:21:14] 还有一碗炸辣椒
[00:21:17] 熬了一锅小米粥啊
[00:21:19] 武松从来没吃过这么香
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