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[00:00:00] 靠山王杨林讨敌叫阵
[00:00:04] 秦琼等人亮队出征
[00:00:08] 秦琼祝福英雄会的战将众位弟兄
[00:00:13] 你们别看杨林老了
[00:00:16] 不把他当回事儿
[00:00:19] 我秦家双锏敢说打遍天下
[00:00:22] 没服过谁
[00:00:23] 可就是这杨琳我打不了
[00:00:26] 上次我染面闹登州
[00:00:29] 被他走马活捉
[00:00:32] 你们不管谁上去
[00:00:33] 可多加小心
[00:00:37] 徐茂公跟程咬金说说地啊
[00:00:41] 那个今天吵着斗
[00:00:43] 杨林明天叫着和杨林打
[00:00:47] 今天老杨林来了
[00:00:49] 你出去一站呢
[00:00:52] 哎哎
[00:00:53] 三哥啊
[00:00:54] 老城斧子
[00:00:56] 所以说天下无敌
[00:00:58] 可是
[00:01:00] 呃
[00:01:01] 我打的是长家伙
[00:01:03] 你没看吗
[00:01:04] 杨林使的是双家伙
[00:01:06] 我打不了
[00:01:08] 哎
[00:01:08] 我呀
[00:01:08] 在这忍着吧
[00:01:11] 就在这阵
[00:01:12] 善雄信大喊一声
[00:01:15] 你们都把杨林说成虎
[00:01:18] 是人惹不了
[00:01:20] 我就不信
[00:01:22] 我怕过谁把杨林交给我了
[00:01:26] 说找催马直奔疆场
[00:01:30] 一脚手中狼牙槊
[00:01:32] 直奔杨林
[00:01:34] 杨林左手棒一指禅雄信
[00:01:37] 嗨
[00:01:38] 该死响马吧
[00:01:40] 吴善兵来本王棒下不死无名之鬼
[00:01:46] 哈哈哈
[00:01:47] 杨琳你不认识我我是那绿林
[00:01:51] 东西南北中五路都头领啊
[00:01:55] 现在英雄会我排行在五
[00:01:59] 你家五爷善雄信
[00:02:03] 老二可是杨林
[00:02:05] 住嘴
[00:02:07] 老夫太岁靠山
[00:02:10] 王善雄信
[00:02:13] 你把秦琼叫出来
[00:02:15] 我有几句话说
[00:02:16] 然后再打
[00:02:18] 行不行呀呗
[00:02:21] 我秦二哥能跟你说话吗
[00:02:24] 你先接招吧
[00:02:25] 呜呜
[00:02:27] 大树搂头盖顶砸下来
[00:02:30] 扬理想
[00:02:32] 我要是年轻20年
[00:02:35] 他这么一说呀
[00:02:37] 我不费劲就蹦出去看他这个二这个数
[00:02:42] 这是有力气
[00:02:44] 现在我岁数大人老
[00:02:46] 不讲筋骨为能
[00:02:48] 如果风不出去
[00:02:50] 或者是伤者
[00:02:52] 我的一世英名岂不付与流水吗
[00:02:57] 怎么办
[00:02:58] 有了它
[00:02:59] 用巧劲
[00:03:01] 杨林一举左手数
[00:03:04] 往上一架
[00:03:05] 就听啷一声把硕推出去接着
[00:03:11] 右手竖横着
[00:03:12] 吴本善
[00:03:14] 雄心大胆
[00:03:16] 善雄信
[00:03:17] 没想到老头儿这手这么快呀
[00:03:21] 赶紧一低头
[00:03:22] 稍微晚这么一点儿吧底下
[00:03:27] 囚龙棒打在了盔顶上楼
[00:03:29] 海带嘎巴叶舌
[00:03:33] 这亏昂掉在了地上
[00:03:35] 当时法纪散乱
[00:03:38] 善雄信
[00:03:39] 哎呀一声呗
[00:03:40] 回本部军队就这么一招
[00:03:44] 秦琼说
[00:03:44] 无敌啊
[00:03:45] 你怎么败回来了
[00:03:47] 善雄信惊魂未定
[00:03:50] 二哥老杨林太厉害啦
[00:03:53] 他这招太快了
[00:03:56] 在旁
[00:03:57] 尤俊达大喊一声
[00:03:59] 瞧我的花啦
[00:04:01] 一聊手中无股托天叉催马上阵
[00:04:06] 来到杨林的马钱也不答话
[00:04:08] 举起手中钢叉朝杨林扎过去
[00:04:12] 杨林双搭十字架架住
[00:04:15] 刚查两首一遍
[00:04:17] 松手吧
[00:04:20] 眼看尤俊达点差呀
[00:04:22] 像有人从手里往外度一样
[00:04:25] 立刻被杨林夺了过去
[00:04:27] 二马冲锋
[00:04:29] 杨林举右手棒
[00:04:30] 一回身打屋就听着
[00:04:37] 秦琼吓得我两眼一闭
[00:04:40] 哎呀
[00:04:40] 我兄弟完了
[00:04:42] 不敢看了
[00:04:44] 这边有人说话
[00:04:45] 那尤俊达没死
[00:04:47] 睁眼再一看
[00:04:48] 尤俊达的战马被打趴下了
[00:04:53] 尤俊达滚鞍落马
[00:04:56] 赶紧一打滚儿
[00:04:57] 蹬蹬蹬蹬跑回本部军队
[00:05:00] 秦琼这才松了口气儿
[00:05:03] 勇三郎王伯当一名手中J 甘素英抢飞
[00:05:08] 马上渗到了杨林
[00:05:10] 进前扑棱给杨林来个心机乱点头
[00:05:14] 这手枪是王伯党的绝招
[00:05:17] 这三点头
[00:05:18] 阿依奔面门
[00:05:20] 二笨咽喉
[00:05:21] 三奔潜心
[00:05:24] 又快又狠
[00:05:26] 杨林不慌不忙
[00:05:28] 右手棒一粒
[00:05:29] 身子一偏
[00:05:30] 仓
[00:05:31] 一棒打在王伯党这杆枪的中心
[00:05:35] 赶上速抢飞
[00:05:38] 王伯党惊叫一声
[00:05:40] 带回本部军队
[00:05:43] 军兵上前捡回王伯党的枪给扛回来
[00:05:49] 大刀王君可飞马到江山
[00:05:52] 这回杨林来个先下手
[00:05:54] 双方乌巢
[00:05:56] 王君可的头顶打来
[00:05:58] 王君可横刀接驾
[00:06:01] 双方砸在刀杆上
[00:06:03] 啦啦啦啦啦
[00:06:05] 就这一下子
[00:06:07] 震耳欲聋啊
[00:06:08] 王君可只觉得双臂发麻
[00:06:11] 虎口疼痛
[00:06:13] Bo ma 带回本部军队
[00:06:16] 到了肚里
[00:06:17] 钱一看
[00:06:18] 呀
[00:06:19] 糊口已经阵列
[00:06:22] 血往外冒的英雄会的人上去一个摆一个
[00:06:29] 都没有过三个回合
[00:06:32] 杨林一顿双棒
[00:06:34] 打得英雄汇众将
[00:06:36] 谁也不敢出战
[00:06:38] 是人人胆战心惊
[00:06:41] 老杨林一看英雄会无人再出战
[00:06:45] 一阵狂笑
[00:06:47] 来呀
[00:06:47] 收兵
[00:06:49] 就听着隋朝军队咚咚恰咚咚
[00:06:52] 恰咚恰咚
[00:06:53] 恰咚咚恰敲着得胜鼓回营了
[00:06:58] 杨林已经70 多岁了
[00:07:02] 那么为什么英雄会这么多人
[00:07:05] 都让他打得不敢出战了
[00:07:07] 第一啊
[00:07:08] 杨林不是一般人
[00:07:10] 乃是当今天下第八条好汉杀法
[00:07:15] 小勇谤法惊奇
[00:07:17] 更主要他久经战场
[00:07:20] 有丰富的作战经验
[00:07:22] 英雄会的弟兄虽然说啊
[00:07:26] 武艺都不错
[00:07:28] 那也得分和谁打呀
[00:07:30] 他们没打过仗
[00:07:33] 过去占山的粘糊糊的
[00:07:35] 洛岛的也就是打家劫舍
[00:07:39] 没遇见高人呢
[00:07:40] 另外没有久经沙场的经验
[00:07:45] 你像程咬金
[00:07:46] 有绝招
[00:07:47] 他打不了使双家伙的
[00:07:50] 秦琼双锏厉害
[00:07:52] 在登州北洋
[00:07:53] 临走马活擒
[00:07:56] 胆虚不敢出战
[00:07:58] 剩下的有谁是杨林的对手都没出过争啊
[00:08:04] 杨林也就占了这个便宜了
[00:08:08] 徐茂公看杨林掌着得胜鼓
[00:08:11] 返回营去
[00:08:12] 万般无奈
[00:08:13] 聂乐成佛无良佛
[00:08:17] 咱们呢
[00:08:18] 回去吧
[00:08:19] 程咬金乐了
[00:08:20] 嘿嘿
[00:08:21] 你求佛来帮我们打呀
[00:08:25] 念佛还不如求我们呢
[00:08:27] 行了
[00:08:27] 老师啊你啊
[00:08:29] 别说风凉话了
[00:08:31] 回去了
[00:08:32] 来到金的官
[00:08:34] 纵然摘盔卸甲
[00:08:36] 洗漱已毕
[00:08:37] 换上便衣微服
[00:08:40] 本来大家琢磨商量怎么办
[00:08:44] 哪知道徐茂公坐在虎皮高脚椅上当中建一座
[00:08:50] 众人在两旁做好徐茂公
[00:08:53] 说来啊
[00:08:55] 准备酒宴
[00:08:56] 开怀畅饮
[00:08:59] 程咬金不高兴了
[00:09:01] A 三哥呀
[00:09:03] 咱们要是打了胜仗
[00:09:05] 你可以喝庆功酒
[00:09:07] 如今被人家打得落花流水
[00:09:11] 你喝什么酒啊
[00:09:13] 我看你还挺乐啊
[00:09:16] 徐工说
[00:09:17] 我不乐还哭啊
[00:09:18] 4 D
[00:09:19] 别看咱们打了败仗
[00:09:21] 我说喝酒喝的有名堂
[00:09:25] 啊
[00:09:25] 什么名堂
[00:09:26] 你快说
[00:09:27] 今天我们喝着酒就散伙酒
[00:09:32] 嗯嗯
[00:09:34] 程咬金吓了一跳
[00:09:36] 三个散什么伙呀
[00:09:39] 老四
[00:09:41] 你看见杨林的任标旗了吗
[00:09:44] 上面写着双棒无敌手
[00:09:46] 威名震华一
[00:09:49] 今天我们所有人没有能在他马前走上三合的
[00:09:54] 这仗没法打
[00:09:56] 敌我力量相差太悬殊啦
[00:10:01] 咱们这伙人
[00:10:03] 当初老爸胸脯
[00:10:07] 杀七个宰八个的说有本事今天见到杨林都老实了吗
[00:10:12] 明天杨林肯定还来叫阵
[00:10:15] 咱们要不迎敌
[00:10:17] 他一定调来人马把我们这关成为助攻进关来
[00:10:23] 把咱们捉住还不都得仔啦啊
[00:10:28] 今天趁他没有打进来
[00:10:30] 我们喝完这顿酒
[00:10:32] 各自收拾收拾东西散伙
[00:10:35] 这不就散伙酒吗
[00:10:36] 你看见没有
[00:10:37] 杨林他们是东西北三面围困
[00:10:43] 只有南边儿
[00:10:45] 没有隋朝军队
[00:10:47] 咱们冲出城去
[00:10:48] 来个满天星
[00:10:50] 他就抓不着咱们多好啊
[00:10:53] 喝顿团圆酒吧
[00:10:56] 程咬金一听有点儿急了
[00:10:59] A
[00:10:59] 徐三儿啊
[00:11:00] 你可损透了
[00:11:02] 你来的时候一个人
[00:11:03] 走的时候一个人
[00:11:06] 当你老盗去了
[00:11:07] 当然不怕
[00:11:08] 我的老娘还在金堤关呢
[00:11:11] 走得了吗
[00:11:12] 再说
[00:11:13] 当初接皇杠的钱都叫你们造反花光了
[00:11:18] 散伙我上哪儿吃饭去啊
[00:11:21] 不行
[00:11:22] A 4D
[00:11:23] 你甭着急啊
[00:11:25] 打咱们打不过
[00:11:27] 那只有一条散伙
[00:11:29] 不行不行
[00:11:30] 不能散
[00:11:31] 那你能打杨林吗
[00:11:33] 这那
[00:11:34] 那我们这么多人呢
[00:11:36] 难道就没办法好好好老四啊
[00:11:40] 怎么办
[00:11:42] 咱们大家都想注意啊
[00:11:45] 诸位
[00:11:47] 你们都闭眼睛琢磨怎么能退杨林
[00:11:51] 我现在属实个数十个
[00:11:55] 数数完了
[00:11:57] 要是没有办法退杨林
[00:12:00] 咱们就散伙
[00:12:02] 要是有主意呢
[00:12:03] 咱们继续干行不行
[00:12:07] 秦琼听了不解其中之意
[00:12:10] 他刚想问问徐茂公
[00:12:12] 你怎么能这么做呢
[00:12:14] 哪知老徐冲他使个眼色
[00:12:17] 又看了看程咬金
[00:12:20] 哦
[00:12:21] 秦琼明白了
[00:12:22] 这是逼着程咬金出战呢
[00:12:25] 也就不言语了
[00:12:27] 诸位把眼睛闭好了没有
[00:12:30] 都想啊
[00:12:32] 退杨林的主意
[00:12:34] 我可开始数数啦
[00:12:37] 一
[00:12:38] 二
[00:12:39] 一直数到九也没人说话
[00:12:43] A 诸位可剩一个数了
[00:12:47] 如果我数出来还没有主意
[00:12:50] 我们可就吃散伙饭了啊
[00:12:53] 诸位啊
[00:12:55] 他伸出手来
[00:12:57] 十个手指扎着嘴动了动的意思
[00:13:01] 我要数
[00:13:02] 就在这阵儿
[00:13:03] 程咬金大喊一声
[00:13:05] 慢徐
[00:13:07] 3 a
[00:13:08] 我有主意喽
[00:13:11] 大家把眼睛都睁开了
[00:13:13] 看着程咬金
[00:13:15] 想了
[00:13:15] 不敢了
[00:13:17] 特别是秦琼吗
[00:13:18] 绷着个脸
[00:13:20] 徐茂公说
[00:13:21] 四弟啊
[00:13:22] 你有主意啦啊
[00:13:24] 徐三
[00:13:25] 有主意啊
[00:13:26] 那你说说你什么主意
[00:13:29] 你先等会儿
[00:13:31] 我问你我有办法战胜杨林
[00:13:35] 该不该当首领
[00:13:37] 那当然该当了
[00:13:39] 既然该当首领
[00:13:41] 你看看你在哪坐着
[00:13:43] 我在哪坐着
[00:13:45] 啊
[00:13:45] 你坐在正当中虎皮高脚椅上
[00:13:49] 大家凑合着
[00:13:51] 我在旁边儿搭个旁坐坐的可是冷板凳
[00:13:56] 咱们该不该换个地方啊
[00:13:58] 徐茂公乐了
[00:13:59] 哈哈
[00:14:00] 四弟啊
[00:14:01] 哎
[00:14:02] 我正不愿意坐在这儿来
[00:14:04] 咱俩换换
[00:14:05] 说着站起来和程咬金换了个座位
[00:14:09] 程咬金往这儿一坐了了
[00:14:10] 嗯
[00:14:11] 还是这坐着好受
[00:14:14] 那你该说说你有什么主意啦
[00:14:18] 老程说
[00:14:18] 你先等等
[00:14:19] 忙着忙嗯
[00:14:22] 王长
[00:14:22] 大伙儿见着你徐三儿怎么建
[00:14:26] 又作揖又磕头
[00:14:28] 又有人现查
[00:14:30] 现在我当首领了
[00:14:32] 你可不能拿我不当回事儿啊
[00:14:36] 啊
[00:14:37] 就这么的能行吗
[00:14:38] 我能说吗
[00:14:40] 徐茂公站起来了
[00:14:42] 做个罗圈揖
[00:14:44] 诸位兄弟
[00:14:45] 这位新首领啊
[00:14:47] 筷子扎偶挑眼了
[00:14:49] 来
[00:14:50] 咱们上前给他建立
[00:14:53] 参见新头领
[00:14:56] 猛英雄齐彪
[00:14:58] 齐国远极了
[00:14:59] 嘿嘿
[00:15:00] 他一个卖私盐的
[00:15:02] 你有什么好主意啊
[00:15:04] 李豹说
[00:15:06] 骑兵
[00:15:07] 咱们先见他
[00:15:08] 如果见完了
[00:15:10] 他拿不出好主意
[00:15:11] 咱们大伙儿揍他
[00:15:13] 对
[00:15:13] 咱们揍他
[00:15:14] 打他
[00:15:16] 说着
[00:15:16] 呼都站起来了
[00:15:18] 冲老城区抱拳
[00:15:19] 参见新首领
[00:15:22] 参见新首领
[00:15:24] 程咬金大嘴一撇吧了啊
[00:15:29] 大家重新落座
[00:15:32] A
[00:15:33] 我口干了
[00:15:34] 熊猫公司
[00:15:34] 别着急
[00:15:35] 我给您倒碗茶
[00:15:36] 把茶送上去
[00:15:38] 程咬金咕嘟咕嘟喝完了
[00:15:41] 嗯
[00:15:43] 我看这样子有不服的
[00:15:45] 嗨
[00:15:46] 我不是非要你们参拜不可
[00:15:50] 为的是啊
[00:15:51] 大家拿我当回事儿
[00:15:54] 徐茂公说
[00:15:55] 成熟量
[00:15:56] 这回你该把主意对大家说了吧
[00:16:00] 齐彪李豹金成牛盖网往袖子专等着
[00:16:04] 老程拿不出主意揍他呢
[00:16:07] 说呀
[00:16:07] 快说呀
[00:16:08] 程咬金哈嗨了诸位
[00:16:10] 我大字不识
[00:16:13] 一个大字儿一盒儿练扁担
[00:16:16] 那还有什么好主意啊
[00:16:18] 啊
[00:16:19] 揍他揍他
[00:16:20] 祁彪等人的呼就上来了
[00:16:23] 超级车费对哥哥别打
[00:16:27] 你四哥要没有主意也不敢坐在当中间儿啊
[00:16:32] 没有三把神沙
[00:16:34] 我敢倒反稀奇吗
[00:16:36] 没有金刚钻也不敢揽这瓷器
[00:16:39] 那首领是那么好当的吗
[00:16:42] 晚上之外
[00:16:44] 我早有个好主意
[00:16:47] 咱们一个一个和杨林打打
[00:16:50] 不过他
[00:16:51] 我想了个办法
[00:16:53] 咱们准备12 个人一块儿上
[00:16:57] 怎么不行
[00:16:57] 不行
[00:16:58] 哪能以多胜少呢
[00:17:00] 哎哎
[00:17:01] 12 人别一块儿上
[00:17:03] 一个人上去自打一招
[00:17:06] 你下来
[00:17:07] 他上去轮着打他
[00:17:09] 这样一来
[00:17:11] 老小就再厉害
[00:17:12] 他也赢不了
[00:17:14] 大家一听
[00:17:15] 你别瞧卖私盐的不认得字
[00:17:18] 这个主意还真有普尤俊达可就说了
[00:17:22] 四哥听你方才这番话
[00:17:25] 主意倒还可以
[00:17:26] 可是就凭咱这哥几个
[00:17:29] 每人顶多打个一两个照面儿
[00:17:31] 时间长了
[00:17:32] 得休息
[00:17:33] 得吃饭呢
[00:17:35] 这样一来
[00:17:36] 怎么打咱们也打不赢程咬金一了
[00:17:40] 诸位
[00:17:41] 咱们这回打它
[00:17:43] 就不叫他休息啦
[00:17:45] 我派出12 人
[00:17:47] 一人一招
[00:17:48] 和他打累了
[00:17:50] 换下六个内六个在上
[00:17:53] 要是饿了呢
[00:17:55] 我给你们准备好大饼牛肉
[00:17:57] 患者下来吃
[00:17:59] 渴了我给你们预备好茶水或者绿豆汤
[00:18:06] 再派24 个人在旁边捡兵刃
[00:18:10] 狼林力气大把
[00:18:11] 你们兵刃磕飞了
[00:18:12] 派人捡回来教你们守
[00:18:14] 你们再冲上去再打
[00:18:16] 反正老有人跟他打
[00:18:19] 不叫他歇着
[00:18:22] 要这样
[00:18:23] 别说是一个杨林
[00:18:24] 那有几个也累趴下
[00:18:27] 你们看这个主意怎么样
[00:18:29] 他就是铁的
[00:18:31] 也得把它烧化了
[00:18:34] 大家一听程咬金这个主意
[00:18:36] 真是双挑大拇指啊
[00:18:39] 方才要打的内哥几个都嚷了起来
[00:18:42] 四哥
[00:18:43] 你这主意真好啊
[00:18:45] 嗯
[00:18:45] 这回是块铁
[00:18:47] 也把它给砸扁咯
[00:18:49] 徐茂公说啊
[00:18:51] 4 D 这个主意啊
[00:18:53] 在兵书上叫车轮战法
[00:18:58] 老程说
[00:18:59] 汉什么战法
[00:19:00] 我不懂
[00:19:01] 这是你啊
[00:19:01] 把我逼出来的
[00:19:03] 秦琼黯然佩服
[00:19:05] 就这么点儿事儿
[00:19:07] 我就没想起来
[00:19:09] 别看不起卖筢子的
[00:19:11] 程咬金是真聪明
[00:19:14] 这是老成鱼了
[00:19:16] 诸位我可要派将了啊
[00:19:18] 太好了
[00:19:19] 大家再吃再喝
[00:19:21] 明天好打
[00:19:23] 杨林众人说好您就派吧
[00:19:26] 您怎么派我们怎么做好嘞
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