[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 这几元记词来到月台之上 [00:00:06] 系辞首先发言 [00:00:09] 各位 [00:00:11] 各位施主 [00:00:14] 各位朋友 [00:00:16] 大家静一静 [00:00:18] 老大有话要讲 [00:00:22] 猴子跟班儿的也套着上了 [00:00:25] 会计啊 [00:00:27] 大家不要喧哗 [00:00:30] 我们大当家的油画当众宣布啊 [00:00:39] 一下子静下来 [00:00:43] 再看记词 [00:00:45] 春风满面 [00:00:47] 笑容可掬 [00:00:50] 冲着周围一答问 [00:00:53] 敬各位 [00:00:56] 方才 [00:00:58] 国版镇东侠侯庭震 [00:01:03] 八方紫面昆仑侠童林请进大雄宝殿 [00:01:11] 我们坐在一起 [00:01:13] 开诚布公 [00:01:16] 袒露胸怀 [00:01:19] 把心里的话全掏出来了 [00:01:23] 聂一解释清楚 [00:01:26] 从霞客镇东峡绝没有灭我铁扇四扇门的心啊 [00:01:35] 也不是有一根铁山寺的门人弟子眉头作对 [00:01:42] 全怪我们手下的人做事不争 [00:01:46] 触怒了二位侠客 [00:01:49] 才发生了种种不愉快的事情 [00:01:54] 我们把矛盾先解决了 [00:01:57] 现在言归于好亲如一家 [00:02:02] 哇哦 [00:02:03] 不准有任何人在搬弄是非 [00:02:07] 倘若有人再进谗言 [00:02:10] 挑拨林间两家的关系 [00:02:13] 被我知道 [00:02:14] 绝不留情 [00:02:18] 各位 [00:02:19] 今天九月九 [00:02:21] 重阳盛会 [00:02:23] 可谓天下英雄 [00:02:26] 商会希望大家吃好 [00:02:30] 呃 [00:02:31] 好走啊 [00:02:34] 大家都听清楚了吧 [00:02:35] 啊愁听清啦 [00:02:37] 听清 [00:02:40] GCI 宣布完了 [00:02:42] 在世纪园下的台阶 [00:02:45] 每个人每张桌都给敬酒 [00:02:51] 看表面 [00:02:53] 气氛融洽 [00:02:57] 没有什么矛盾 [00:03:00] A [00:03:00] 正在这时候 [00:03:03] 西廊下杀了一个人 [00:03:06] 二为师傅 [00:03:08] 你们王了一件大事吧 [00:03:13] 济源据此一看 [00:03:15] 说话的人是被情的钻 [00:03:19] 云燕的无愧 [00:03:23] 也是铁山寺的门人弟子 [00:03:27] 系辞就问 [00:03:29] 古代主不知有何话讲我们王了什么事儿 [00:03:34] 他被当家的您开 [00:03:37] 愿里的旗杆 [00:03:40] 还空着呢 [00:03:42] 应当先挂亓 [00:03:45] 耳后再祝贺 [00:03:49] 哎呀 [00:03:49] 糊涂糊涂啊 [00:03:52] 老僧把这事儿忘了 [00:03:54] 那么你就负责挂旗吧 [00:04:01] 再唱无愧从大雄宝殿里面取出一面大旗 [00:04:08] 把这全上飞 [00:04:10] 再深熬 [00:04:12] 冲着天下的英雄造了个罗圈揖 [00:04:19] 哪位 [00:04:21] 塞下江西南昌府的人姓伍 [00:04:26] 名葵 [00:04:28] 自尊恋 [00:04:31] 我为也学过三脚毛 [00:04:35] 四门斗也是铁善寺的门人 [00:04:40] B 和今天愿当众献丑 [00:04:45] 爬杆挂起 [00:04:51] 丛林那坐那块儿一听 [00:04:53] 啊明白了 [00:04:55] 这个伍奎干什么呢 [00:04:57] 想显示显示 [00:05:01] 人前显圣 [00:05:03] 傲里多尊 [00:05:04] 哪里是挂企业 [00:05:06] 分明展示一下自己的能耐 [00:05:10] 也愿意开开眼 [00:05:13] 众人鼓掌欢迎 [00:05:15] 再看伍奎来到左面的旗杆的下场 [00:05:20] 围着旗杆先转了几圈 [00:05:24] 把靴子搭了两只手在地上蹭一蹭家伙 [00:05:30] 抬头看旗杆写 [00:05:33] 大气干净啊 [00:05:36] 比水缸还粗两圈 [00:05:39] 乐半天 [00:05:41] 声乐系外边儿抓着胡 [00:05:44] 尤其是锃明刷亮 [00:05:46] 能照见人 [00:05:48] 比你这个门面还光 [00:05:51] 往上爬谈何容易 [00:05:55] 一下把不住 [00:05:56] 马秋静得下来 [00:06:00] 伍奎转了几圈之后 [00:06:02] 找好了 [00:06:03] 不演 [00:06:04] 喊一声爷爷 [00:06:08] 双脚点地 [00:06:10] 脑子一咕噜使了个一鹤冲天擦 [00:06:18] 就蹦起来一丈八尺多高 [00:06:21] 还双手把旗杆一抱 [00:06:25] 两条腿一盘 [00:06:28] 众人就看它快似猿猴啊哼 [00:06:34] UUUU [00:06:40] 眨眼之间 [00:06:42] 趴在旗杆的景点 [00:06:46] 那顶上有风磨铜的宝鼎 [00:06:50] 再看它到了紧肩上 [00:06:52] 一只手搂住旗杆 [00:06:55] 两条腿伸直了 [00:06:57] 啪来了个顺风扯旗 [00:07:02] 人们都抬起头来看着哈 [00:07:06] 你好 [00:07:09] 无悔吧又换了一招 [00:07:12] 张飞大骗马奔奔奔在旗杆那间儿上翻了几个跟头 [00:07:21] 最后一只手摁住葫芦 [00:07:24] 金领两条腿朝天 [00:07:27] 马了个大饼 [00:07:30] 大于头领 [00:07:34] 咱们说着容易做着难呢 [00:07:36] 多高的旗杆呢啥的 [00:07:38] 风还大呀 [00:07:40] 那要不住 [00:07:42] E si Liu j 1 滑 [00:07:43] 从上面摔下来就变成馅饼 [00:07:48] 下的是掌声雷动 [00:07:52] 五奎真高兴收招定式 [00:07:55] 双腿夹住旗杆 [00:07:58] 造出双手 [00:07:59] 从背后伸手把其拽出人 [00:08:04] 把扣拴好 [00:08:06] 把其展开 [00:08:08] 因为山高岐山高风特别大的旗子 [00:08:13] 赶紧走 [00:08:20] 人们抬头看得清清楚楚 [00:08:24] 兴黄段子吧 [00:08:26] 其胡烈火焰 [00:08:29] 上的锈的是大红色的字 [00:08:34] 看着非常清楚 [00:08:36] 上面写的是盖世绝伦 [00:08:42] 铁扇4 B [00:08:48] 这个话有点伤住 [00:08:51] 怎么铁扇四高高 [00:08:53] 曲八西门之上 [00:08:56] 沿南之间 [00:08:58] 小乔天下武林高手呀 [00:09:01] 是特们可派 [00:09:05] 无悔刷从旗杆上落地 [00:09:09] 气不长 [00:09:10] 出面不更色 [00:09:11] 来到纪元济慈面前一抱拳 [00:09:14] 二位老师弟子献丑了 [00:09:17] 哈哈哈哈 [00:09:19] 好 [00:09:20] 赶紧归做研究 [00:09:24] 五魁摇头晃脑 [00:09:26] 还用白眼睛 [00:09:28] 邓伦 [00:09:29] 邓童林这个方向哪个意思之间 [00:09:32] 你们行吗 [00:09:35] 你们比得了 [00:09:36] 我们不管 [00:09:37] 他心里这么想 [00:09:39] 他没那么说 [00:09:40] 他归了座 [00:09:43] 还没等东家丛林发言 [00:09:47] 背后小弟兄之中 [00:09:50] 转身过一人 [00:09:52] 来个同林近前躬身施礼 [00:09:55] 是否弟子也愿意代表我们爬杆挂起 [00:10:05] 红一 [00:10:05] 看谁 [00:10:07] 顶门大弟子 [00:10:09] 穿云白玉虎刘君 [00:10:14] 这刘骏可有能耐 [00:10:17] 你别看岁数不大 [00:10:20] 受老健和王师古的真传 [00:10:24] 身负绝艺在身 [00:10:28] 在丛林时间不长 [00:10:32] 还没怎么跟童林学能耐 [00:10:34] 在铜陵 [00:10:36] 发自内心对这个途径非常欣赏 [00:10:42] 同林点了点头 [00:10:44] 刘君娜多加谨慎 [00:10:46] 哼 [00:10:47] 嗯 [00:10:48] 旗子我准备了 [00:10:50] 我也防范了这一手 [00:10:52] 不过这棋声没事儿 [00:10:56] 线绣来不及了 [00:10:58] 借助哪位老前辈只手在上面题个字吧 [00:11:04] Bei Xia [00:11:05] 秋莲站起来a [00:11:07] 这么慢 [00:11:08] 这么慢 [00:11:08] 我字写的不太好啊 [00:11:11] 我 [00:11:11] 我题字 [00:11:12] 把其展开 [00:11:15] 月白段大奇 [00:11:19] 也相对是红标 [00:11:21] 格外显眼呢 [00:11:24] 其长一丈三宽了 [00:11:27] 下也有六尺五 [00:11:30] 这么一面大旗 [00:11:33] 因此 [00:11:33] 几个鸡脚有人抻着 [00:11:36] 把桌子摆好 [00:11:37] 把其铺上 [00:11:40] 有人准备闻堂四宝 [00:11:43] 大皮皮岛啊 [00:11:45] 把墨缘浓越菲夏提比赛手告宝之厚料加思索 [00:11:53] 刷刷点点 [00:11:56] 写了一行字 [00:11:59] 永琴王认真背着手欣赏焱 [00:12:03] 焱 [00:12:04] 你看bei Xia 什么时候列的 [00:12:07] 对不 [00:12:07] 嗯 [00:12:09] 不在武艺高强 [00:12:11] 字写得太漂亮 [00:12:14] 这大字是最难写 [00:12:16] 不过好用心 [00:12:19] 王者非常高兴 [00:12:22] 再看其上写的是什么是内家功 [00:12:28] 独一无二 [00:12:32] 把红磷给捧上红林恋的就是内家功 [00:12:38] 等自己稍微干了一些 [00:12:41] 能把旗卷上来交给刘俊 [00:12:45] 刘俊往身后一背 [00:12:47] 迈步来到月台上 [00:12:50] 冲着天下的英雄一抱拳 [00:12:55] Cy Xia 姓刘 [00:12:57] 叫刘俊 [00:12:59] 有个小小的绰号叫穿云白玉虎 [00:13:04] 我先数个最数 [00:13:05] 我是授业老恩师 [00:13:08] 就是震八方紫面昆仑侠童林 [00:13:15] 今天我也想爬杆见其 [00:13:21] 在各位前辈面前当众献丑 [00:13:26] 但是两根旗杆发财 [00:13:30] 那位朋友挂了齐了 [00:13:34] 如果按他那种方法挂 [00:13:37] 就不新鲜 [00:13:40] 我打算来个飞饼画皮 [00:13:46] 什么飞饼挂起 [00:13:48] 这怎么意思有人明白 [00:13:52] 刘俊用手一指月 [00:13:54] 抬着一定盘 [00:13:56] 窄的那个大铜鼎 [00:14:00] 其中挑出一个 [00:14:03] 再把红米高了价 [00:14:05] 没有七尺也差不多少 [00:14:08] 那是同志咋上唱昌一生足有千斤开 [00:14:14] Y 有人说看见莫 [00:14:18] 我背着宝鼎爬起来 [00:14:22] 我要挂过机 [00:14:28] 每一阵喧哗 [00:14:32] 啊 [00:14:32] 说着玩呢 [00:14:35] 背个包往上爬都费劲 [00:14:38] 被他大统领那得多大的力气 [00:14:43] 虹霖听完了逗你皱眉 [00:14:47] 同林新专刘俊娜 [00:14:49] 你怎么冒这险 [00:14:52] 你光说你挂起 [00:14:53] 你可没说飞饼 [00:14:55] 你要这么说 [00:14:56] 我绝对不答应 [00:14:59] 但又一想 [00:15:00] 刘骏这孩子做事有分寸 [00:15:04] 没有十足的把握 [00:15:05] 他绝不能大哥不像其他的人嘴没把门的 [00:15:12] 但是我觉得这孩子的冒险呢 [00:15:15] 就是我这么做 [00:15:17] 能不能把旗挂好 [00:15:19] 心里也没底儿 [00:15:22] 但刘君当中已经宣布了话 [00:15:25] 收不回来了 [00:15:27] 只好任其发展老邵的英雄 [00:15:31] 并喜名人带着汗水 [00:15:35] 作业留车 [00:15:37] 现在 [00:15:38] 庙里头借了两根绳子 [00:15:42] 用脚踩住一头 [00:15:44] 用双臂胶粒 [00:15:47] 从来没着绳子 [00:15:49] 看着能吃多大的分量 [00:15:51] 后来选出两根来 [00:15:54] 让和尚们弄了盆水 [00:15:58] 把这绳子泡子里头晕施了 [00:16:02] 你这玩儿乐施了 [00:16:03] 辣劲儿越大 [00:16:07] 这太干了 [00:16:08] 他发不会等日施之后把绳子捞出来 [00:16:13] 水甩净 [00:16:16] 把这大统领的儿子 [00:16:18] 他来一声 [00:16:20] 穿了俩趟 [00:16:22] 然后转过身去 [00:16:24] 平伸两臂 [00:16:27] 把俩套给拢在肩头上 [00:16:30] 就像学生背那书包那意思 [00:16:34] 不过这是大铜鼎 [00:16:36] 这可不是书包 [00:16:39] 刘君为什么选这个饼呢 [00:16:41] 嗯 [00:16:42] 这饼没使用过 [00:16:43] 里头没有相辉 [00:16:46] 二分量十足 [00:16:52] 林俊飞好之后 [00:16:54] 骑马蹲裆式站好了 [00:16:57] 稳了稳深厚的大旗喊一声 [00:17:06] 大比翻译的后背上 [00:17:12] 再看刘骏 [00:17:14] 就不是白脸 [00:17:16] 现在就变成了红脸汉子 [00:17:20] 先围着乐台走那么几圈 [00:17:24] 曾曾曾曾曾曾曾曾卖不下了月台13 赠台阶展位右面的旗杆 [00:17:37] 到了这儿 [00:17:38] 先定了定神 [00:17:39] 喘了口气 [00:17:41] 然后扬起脸的往空中观瞧 [00:17:46] 咱这运用气功啊 [00:17:48] 能有15 秒钟 [00:17:50] 有气功 [00:17:54] 刘俊当天去网上一觉 [00:17:57] 然后把头一咕噜双脚点BA [00:18:04] 网上一把八集 [00:18:06] 60 多亩 [00:18:09] 那个时候才60多个人家 [00:18:12] 刚才那人一蹦一丈八 [00:18:15] 您得听明白了 [00:18:16] 那人是空声往上蹦 [00:18:19] 这位背着千斤大米呢 [00:18:23] 六尺高 [00:18:25] 一般人就做不到 [00:18:28] 再看刘骏把旗杆保住之后 [00:18:31] 开始扒J 旗杆 [00:18:35] 666 [00:18:40] 啊 [00:18:44] 为什么发出这种声音 [00:18:46] 刘俊爬起干 [00:18:48] 有敲门 [00:18:51] 该往上爬呀 [00:18:53] 一把一把往上走 [00:18:55] 那不行 [00:18:57] 他转圈往上爬 [00:19:00] 把背后这个顶点撸起来 [00:19:04] 牛 [00:19:04] 这个甩镜 [00:19:06] 人介饼丽饼借人力开始转圈 [00:19:12] 往上爬越转 [00:19:14] 越快越转越快送 [00:19:20] 快似猿猴一样 [00:19:22] 眨眼就到了底儿 [00:19:26] 连同林都站起来鼓掌喝彩 [00:19:31] 给徒弟助威 [00:19:33] 操 [00:19:35] 这才是我徒弟 [00:19:38] 真有绝活儿