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[00:00:01] 演绎霞华子远
[00:00:04] 戏耍金头虎贾明
[00:00:08] 最后爷俩一报名
[00:00:12] 一家人相遇
[00:00:15] 这假名呢
[00:00:16] 就把以往D 经过讲述一遍
[00:00:20] 华子远也在寻找圣经
[00:00:24] 胜英在哪
[00:00:26] 他根本也不知道
[00:00:29] 这回爷俩凑到一块儿了
[00:00:31] 寻找昆仑侠
[00:00:35] 说来也巧
[00:00:37] 这天误打误撞
[00:00:41] 爷俩走到房间几
[00:00:44] 离老远就看见一个人
[00:00:46] 好像是生硬
[00:00:49] 你看贾娘母狗眼
[00:00:51] 她看着还挺准
[00:00:55] 我三大爷
[00:00:58] 华子远就一愣
[00:01:00] 能试吗
[00:01:02] 相似的人很多
[00:01:05] 尤其又离得这么远
[00:01:07] 肯定是咱紧走几步
[00:01:11] 又见圣樱一拐弯
[00:01:13] 前头还有人领路
[00:01:15] 进了一家黑门楼
[00:01:18] 等他们赶着进前门
[00:01:21] 早关闭了
[00:01:22] 是不是这家也不敢校准
[00:01:27] 就围着这个家转的那么几圈
[00:01:31] 华资源就问你看清了
[00:01:34] 看清了
[00:01:36] 大概就这样
[00:01:38] 是干什么的不清楚
[00:01:41] 贾明欣说
[00:01:42] 我三大爷在这儿
[00:01:43] 也没有朋友
[00:01:45] 也没亲戚
[00:01:48] 要不咱们问问
[00:01:50] 正在这时
[00:01:52] 里边传出打斗的声音
[00:01:57] 这假名儿找了块高定趴在墙头往里一看
[00:02:03] 圣婴正然大战淋湿没
[00:02:07] 怎么那么巧啊
[00:02:10] 贾明一高兴
[00:02:11] 都掉下来了
[00:02:13] 赶紧撒脚如飞转到大门口
[00:02:17] 五大爷啊
[00:02:18] 真是我三大爷
[00:02:20] 嗯
[00:02:20] 在里面跟小沛打起来了
[00:02:26] 他们就砸门
[00:02:28] 这会儿圣经就掉进旋坑
[00:02:32] 林志佩他们刚到前屋
[00:02:34] 咣当假名把门砸开
[00:02:38] 门轴都砸折了
[00:02:42] 冲到院里大吼一声
[00:02:45] 这才见着震八方临时配
[00:02:49] 贾明这个人呢
[00:02:50] 人来欢
[00:02:52] 背后有五爷给他撑腰
[00:02:55] 所以这假名什么大舅说是摇头晃脑
[00:03:00] 夸夸其谈
[00:03:03] 临时配冷笑一声
[00:03:05] 假名儿
[00:03:06] 你这两下我太清楚了
[00:03:09] 你甭跟我吹
[00:03:11] 你就说出天来我也不信
[00:03:14] 大哥你背后有人给你撑腰啊
[00:03:17] 谁你叫他进来a
[00:03:19] 你算说对了
[00:03:21] 五大爷你进来
[00:03:25] 华资源一看
[00:03:26] 这小子
[00:03:29] 光去那支嘴儿的动力激活是旁人够坏的
[00:03:36] 因此
[00:03:36] 午夜拽出龙头杆棒来建林适配
[00:03:42] 临时配一脸地瞧不起
[00:03:45] 看着面前站着个大个老头儿
[00:03:49] 老朋友找个伴吧
[00:03:53] 华子远
[00:03:55] 冯虎山的五爷啊
[00:03:59] 明清八义
[00:04:02] 我都听说有你这么一号华资源干什么来了
[00:04:08] 要我三哥噢
[00:04:12] 实不相瞒
[00:04:15] 圣婴就在我这扣着
[00:04:18] 就在我这扣着
[00:04:19] 我就是不给
[00:04:22] 要想要也不难
[00:04:24] 你得露出两首来
[00:04:26] 我看看你这个演艺霞有多大的能耐
[00:04:32] 老侠客一听火往上撞之论方便法
[00:04:38] 跟临时被逗得一块儿
[00:04:41] 方程薛明、薛亮都在旁边看着
[00:04:45] 谁也没伸手
[00:04:47] 也没什么用不着啊
[00:04:51] 哪知道身上手画五耶一瞅
[00:04:54] 倒吸了一口冷气
[00:04:58] 你看那个临时配
[00:04:59] 真不好惹
[00:05:01] 年轻
[00:05:03] 有力气
[00:05:04] 五一还高
[00:05:06] 长中的三瓶分水狼牙镩是神出鬼没
[00:05:11] 老头子有点犯难了
[00:05:14] 一个没留神杆棒正碰的狼牙穿上
[00:05:20] 啊哎呀
[00:05:26] 五爷转身刚要走
[00:05:29] 临时配个大
[00:05:30] 穿上它
[00:05:31] 一晃奔双腿来了
[00:05:34] 五爷紧躲慢
[00:05:36] 躲躲得不那么利落
[00:05:39] 叫琅琊川那捎着腿肚子
[00:05:42] 一下捎着那么一点
[00:05:46] 要时时活活给拍着
[00:05:48] 腿就废了
[00:05:51] 就这样扫点儿边儿也受不了啊
[00:05:53] 大哭凸眼
[00:05:56] 一下子摔倒在玉
[00:05:59] 啊
[00:06:02] 手下人往上一闯吗
[00:06:04] 烟头笼二密把眼一下子生擒活拿
[00:06:12] 临时配吩咐一声呀
[00:06:14] 到后面空乏
[00:06:16] 听候发落
[00:06:18] 假名再找贾明影都没了追
[00:06:26] 林适配器坏了
[00:06:27] 这扫出去
[00:06:30] 说什么你得把他逮住
[00:06:33] 林志被追到口外一看
[00:06:35] 贾苗晃着罗圈腿儿正跑临时配就喊假名
[00:06:42] 你给我站住啊
[00:06:44] 腿在我身上
[00:06:46] 我就不占柱儿
[00:06:48] 往哪里跑啊
[00:06:51] 有地儿跑
[00:06:52] 你别关心
[00:06:54] 站住
[00:06:54] 我就不站住
[00:06:58] 可是假名螺旋腿跑的还挺快
[00:07:02] 这玩意也是练出来的
[00:07:04] 因为假名一打仗就打败仗
[00:07:07] 打败仗就得跑
[00:07:09] 日久天长
[00:07:11] 腿上的功夫还挺邪乎
[00:07:14] 所以林志佩怎么追也没追上他
[00:07:17] 把临时配给气质小资在叫你多活几日
[00:07:25] 转身回房
[00:07:26] 结局
[00:07:28] 三说假名
[00:07:31] 一口气儿跑出去能有八里地
[00:07:34] 回头一看
[00:07:35] 林志配没追她
[00:07:38] 这才常出一口气
[00:07:40] 路边有树林假面
[00:07:43] 一头钻进树林
[00:07:46] 找了棵大树
[00:07:47] 往地上一坐
[00:07:49] 哎哟
[00:07:49] 我的妈呀
[00:07:51] 哎呀哎呀
[00:07:53] 吓死我了
[00:07:55] 回忆刚才发生的事情
[00:07:58] 假名脑袋嗡嗡直响
[00:08:00] 完了
[00:08:01] 完了
[00:08:04] 这回三大爷五大爷这些大爷的全玩
[00:08:11] 辣的临时配手里还好得了吗
[00:08:15] 这是远离镖局
[00:08:18] 黄三太干巴鸡他们也没影儿了
[00:08:21] 我上哪儿找去
[00:08:23] 完了完了
[00:08:27] 贾鸣新路一窄眼泪掉下来
[00:08:32] 你看
[00:08:32] 平常又说又笑的
[00:08:34] 今儿个真难过
[00:08:36] 双手捂着麻子脸的哭开了
[00:08:39] 呵呵嗯
[00:08:42] 哼哼哼
[00:08:43] 三大爷五大爷啊
[00:08:48] 贾明新说
[00:08:49] 我要没见着还好点
[00:08:50] 我见着了
[00:08:51] 我瞪眼就不出人来
[00:08:54] 我还活个什么劲儿
[00:08:56] 回到镖局子如何向众人交代
[00:09:00] 看来我是真没能耐
[00:09:03] 要有我五叔蒋伯芳在这儿就好了
[00:09:07] 他一顿棍子全给拍趴下呢
[00:09:10] 我没能耐死了吧
[00:09:16] 假名儿心里一动
[00:09:18] 决定寻死啊
[00:09:22] 赶紧把丝绸接下来
[00:09:25] 干嘛上吊
[00:09:27] 抬头一看
[00:09:28] 唉
[00:09:29] 他靠
[00:09:29] 这棵树就是歪脖树假名儿
[00:09:32] 气的直骂
[00:09:34] 谁那么缺德
[00:09:35] 在这儿种个歪脖树
[00:09:38] 你准知道我要在这儿上吊是怎么的
[00:09:41] 我偏不在你这儿上
[00:09:43] 我找个别的数
[00:09:45] 你这不胡来吗
[00:09:47] 下面又一琢磨
[00:09:49] 我上不上掉栽树的人怎么知道要死就真死你挑树干嘛呀
[00:09:57] 自己骂了自己一顿啊
[00:09:58] 就这吧
[00:10:01] 网上易购
[00:10:02] 啪嗒把四套记好
[00:10:05] 挽了个套用
[00:10:06] 手震了
[00:10:07] 震屏结实
[00:10:09] 就这生有处死有地啊
[00:10:14] 这套的外头是阳世三间套儿里就是18 层地狱
[00:10:21] 脑袋往里一伸
[00:10:23] 一嘞时间不大
[00:10:26] 我就归类了
[00:10:28] 以往我应笑我旁人
[00:10:30] 寻死上吊没出息
[00:10:33] 这回落到我头上
[00:10:36] 三大爷
[00:10:37] 我先走一步了
[00:10:39] 别呀
[00:10:40] 我也不能孝顺您了啊
[00:10:43] 我走了
[00:10:46] 一使劲想要钻
[00:10:49] 又一琢磨
[00:10:50] 不行
[00:10:52] 我发现不少上吊呢
[00:10:55] 玩儿太难受
[00:10:56] 手抛脚蹬
[00:10:58] 一嘞他上不来气儿
[00:11:01] 记得我小时候
[00:11:02] 看着一个上吊的
[00:11:03] 把眼珠子都勒出来
[00:11:05] 舌头多长
[00:11:06] 太恐怖了
[00:11:08] 不行不行不行
[00:11:10] 咔咔嘣儿就死了
[00:11:12] 就好了
[00:11:12] 这边得嘞半天呢
[00:11:14] 这滋味实在难受
[00:11:17] 别上吊
[00:11:18] 不上吊死的倒多了
[00:11:21] 找这道干嘛
[00:11:24] 想你想的人怎么死呢
[00:11:27] 有了
[00:11:29] 她看看自己这条大厨3 Lu wa 面
[00:11:33] 一个肩
[00:11:34] 比抢奸还快
[00:11:36] 干脆我自己把我自己炸服就得了
[00:11:42] 还是这棵树
[00:11:43] 他把大楚一瞬间儿对着胸口吧
[00:11:47] 对着这棵树
[00:11:49] 心如往上撞
[00:11:51] 撞上不服进去了
[00:11:53] 我就完了
[00:11:55] 嗯
[00:11:55] 他把眼一闭
[00:11:56] 心一横
[00:11:58] 三大爷
[00:11:58] 我先走了啊
[00:12:02] 贾明一琢磨
[00:12:03] 不行不行啊
[00:12:06] 这处是我D 兵仔跟随我这么多年了
[00:12:10] 我这处是杀别人
[00:12:12] 我怎么能杀自己
[00:12:14] 嗯
[00:12:16] 我这不糊涂吗
[00:12:17] 再说我练就得金钟罩铁布衫
[00:12:22] 也扎不动
[00:12:24] 这么死
[00:12:26] 此路不通
[00:12:28] 不行
[00:12:30] 还是头和八头和也不行
[00:12:32] 我会水呀
[00:12:33] 到水里的烟
[00:12:35] 我难受我就不登
[00:12:36] 一不登我就浮出水面了
[00:12:39] 死不了
[00:12:41] 烦死还挺难呢
[00:12:44] 其实他穷折腾
[00:12:46] 他根本就不想死
[00:12:49] 要想死
[00:12:50] 怎么还死不了
[00:12:52] 他坐在树底下
[00:12:53] 一番眼镜
[00:12:54] 又瞅着那套儿
[00:12:56] 还得上吊上吊
[00:12:59] 落个全尸啊
[00:13:00] 他不出血死了啦
[00:13:05] 把大厨呗好
[00:13:07] 这回下了决心
[00:13:09] 双手扒着绳子套
[00:13:13] 哎
[00:13:14] 大伙儿听着
[00:13:16] 有上吊的没有
[00:13:19] 有上吊
[00:13:20] 咱做个伴儿
[00:13:21] 这不废话吗
[00:13:23] 上吊哪有作伴儿的
[00:13:26] 她喊了半天
[00:13:27] 空无一人
[00:13:28] 哎呀
[00:13:29] 真改
[00:13:29] 我不饿是什么滋味
[00:13:33] 我是他一把
[00:13:35] 他正在这儿琢磨
[00:13:37] 根本不想死
[00:13:39] 盼着能遇上救兵
[00:13:43] 他哪知道在身后站着个人
[00:13:47] 这人背着手看热闹
[00:13:49] 看半天了假名
[00:13:51] 一无所知
[00:13:53] 这主心说话假名
[00:13:55] 这小子一肚子坏水儿
[00:13:57] 经调理
[00:13:58] 旁人怎么跑这儿寻死来了
[00:14:01] 哦
[00:14:01] 舍不得这么半天磨磨蹭蹭
[00:14:06] 我呀
[00:14:07] 拉他一把吗
[00:14:08] 助他一臂之力
[00:14:11] 这主也够损的
[00:14:13] 双手抄着假名
[00:14:15] 这两类扇往上一举呗给假名给挂上了
[00:14:21] 贾鸣本来不想死
[00:14:23] 这一挂着受不了了
[00:14:27] 号这一勒紧了这胳膊
[00:14:29] 他往下使劲儿
[00:14:31] 手刨脚蹬
[00:14:33] 想后悔了
[00:14:34] 摘套不好使
[00:14:38] 自己的手抬起来能摘套
[00:14:41] 那就没有吊死鬼儿
[00:14:44] 这大脖筋要一垒手往下使劲
[00:14:48] 就把前面给累的
[00:14:52] 眼珠都卖股啊
[00:14:54] 胸膛发涨
[00:14:56] 刹那间贾明心说话
[00:14:59] 真有鬼啊
[00:15:01] 原来不相信有鬼神
[00:15:03] 这临死时都有了
[00:15:07] 我还没等咽气儿呢
[00:15:09] 替死鬼儿就来了
[00:15:11] 等我咽气
[00:15:12] 他还想借尸还魂
[00:15:13] 怎么的
[00:15:14] 哎呀
[00:15:14] 要了我的命了
[00:15:18] 压得这个树枝树杈嘎吱嘎吱嘎吱吱响
[00:15:24] 那人啊
[00:15:25] 背着手看着一瞅
[00:15:27] 别勒死
[00:15:29] 让他尝尝苦头
[00:15:31] 受点罪也就罢了这主意
[00:15:34] 伸手就把假名给端起来
[00:15:38] 轻轻的放在树下
[00:15:41] 把丝绦解下来
[00:15:42] 扔到他面前
[00:15:44] 蹲下
[00:15:45] 面对面看着他
[00:15:48] 哎呀
[00:15:49] 这假名缓了
[00:15:51] 能有十分钟才上来这口气儿啊
[00:15:58] 哎哟我的妈呀
[00:16:00] 累死我了
[00:16:03] 用手摸摸脖子
[00:16:04] 勒了一道印
[00:16:06] 接着眼珠子也回去了
[00:16:08] 仗着年轻
[00:16:10] 假名慢慢地把眼睛睁开
[00:16:14] 哎呀
[00:16:14] 我是死了
[00:16:16] 是没死啊
[00:16:18] 这是阴间还是阳间
[00:16:22] 觉着没福
[00:16:24] 死大概不能这样
[00:16:27] 最后把母狗眼睁大了
[00:16:29] 一看
[00:16:31] 对面蹲着个老花子
[00:16:35] 头戴开花帽
[00:16:37] 身穿开花炮补丁
[00:16:40] 罗着补丁
[00:16:42] 一个裤腿长
[00:16:44] 一条裤腿短
[00:16:46] 光着脚丫子
[00:16:47] 穿着破草鞋
[00:16:49] 肩头上扛着个破兜子
[00:16:52] 油脂麻花、胡子都感到毡子
[00:16:56] 笑眯眯地盯着他
[00:17:00] 贾明怡回忆刚才发生的事儿
[00:17:03] 明白了
[00:17:03] 哎哟
[00:17:05] 我这脑瓜子可够损的啊
[00:17:09] 我正在犹豫的时候啊
[00:17:12] 他给我挂上我我非找他算账不可
[00:17:18] 贾明腾就蹦起来了
[00:17:21] 老花子也站起来了
[00:17:24] 我刚才是你干的缺德事儿不
[00:17:29] 老花子笑着点点头
[00:17:31] 啊
[00:17:32] 是啊
[00:17:33] 我看你舍不得死
[00:17:35] 因此助你一臂之力啊
[00:17:38] 放屁又有这么帮忙的吗
[00:17:42] 嗯
[00:17:43] 我老花子
[00:17:45] 你穷到这份儿上
[00:17:46] 叮当直响就够缺德的了
[00:17:50] 你还继续缺德
[00:17:52] 你拿假的耶开心
[00:17:54] 我岂能容饶
[00:17:57] 蹦起来就一拳
[00:17:59] 老头一闪
[00:18:00] 他又一拳
[00:18:02] 假名真急了眼
[00:18:05] 接着就十几圈
[00:18:08] 根本没打着J 老花子
[00:18:11] 最后
[00:18:11] 老花子急了眼了
[00:18:13] 伸出俩手指头在假名
[00:18:16] 这后背穴道中戳了一下
[00:18:19] 别动动二
[00:18:23] 再想动转
[00:18:24] 势必登天
[00:18:27] 人家会点穴
[00:18:31] 贾明动不了了
[00:18:33] 心里明白
[00:18:34] 哎哟
[00:18:36] 真没看出啊
[00:18:38] 这老花子有两下子
[00:18:41] 就冲他会点穴
[00:18:43] 就不是一般的人
[00:18:47] 老头点完之后
[00:18:49] 再假名的屁股上又踹了一脚
[00:18:53] 假名身子一仰蹬蹬蹬摔了个趴虎
[00:18:57] 把学到也给破了金头虎
[00:19:00] 贾明站起来还有点不服劲儿
[00:19:03] 老花子把俩手指头一比划
[00:19:05] 怎么的啊
[00:19:07] 还想来一下不来了
[00:19:10] 哎
[00:19:10] 我老头儿看不出你是位世外高人吧
[00:19:17] 嗯
[00:19:18] 就冲你会点穴
[00:19:21] 你就不是等闲之辈
[00:19:23] 老人家请上
[00:19:26] 我给您磕头了
[00:19:28] 哎
[00:19:28] 假名就这手好
[00:19:31] 点样还有软
[00:19:33] 能折能弯
[00:19:37] 老花的首演需然点了点头
[00:19:40] 罢了罢了啊
[00:19:43] 光棍不吃眼前亏
[00:19:47] 你小子这么做就对了
[00:19:49] 起来吧啊
[00:19:51] 多谢前辈
[00:19:53] 请问前辈尊姓大名啊
[00:19:57] 哈哈哈哈
[00:20:00] 我呀
[00:20:02] 无名少姓之辈
[00:20:05] 我不像话
[00:20:06] 资源似的把胸脯一拍
[00:20:10] 我是冯虎山第五耶
[00:20:13] 画壁无形演绎侠吹了半天
[00:20:17] 牛到那就趴下了
[00:20:21] 我什么不是
[00:20:22] 我报出名来你也不知道
[00:20:25] 说跟不说是一样的
[00:20:28] 哎呦
[00:20:30] 真人不露相
[00:20:31] 露相不真人呐
[00:20:33] 好嘞
[00:20:34] 老爷子
[00:20:35] 我也不深问了
[00:20:37] 您打算干什么
[00:20:39] 我想助你一臂之力啊
[00:20:42] 你怎么不给我帮忙
[00:20:45] 你不是要救你三大爷五大爷吗啊
[00:20:51] 那你找我就算找对了
[00:20:53] 哎
[00:20:54] 头前带路
[00:20:56] 我跟着你赶奔方家急欲捉拿临时配
[00:21:01] 你看如何
[00:21:04] 假名投研乖巧
[00:21:07] 一瞅这老花子是假花
[00:21:11] 真正的真人不露相
[00:21:13] 这人的功夫肯定错不了
[00:21:16] 为什么俩眼倍儿亮
[00:21:19] 瞳孔放光
[00:21:22] 你看那个眼人儿
[00:21:23] 唰唰唰唰唰往外放光
[00:21:27] 叫火眼金睛
[00:21:31] 穿的破
[00:21:33] 这是故意迷惑人呢
[00:21:36] 贾明的眼里能揉沙子吗
[00:21:39] 所以他揪出这老花子不放
[00:21:42] 我
[00:21:43] 老爷子您真要给我帮个忙
[00:21:46] 我一辈子也忘不了您的好处
[00:21:49] 算啦算啦
[00:21:51] 好处不好处的
[00:21:53] 不用挂在嘴边儿上
[00:21:55] 咱爷儿俩说走就走啊
[00:21:57] 救人要紧
[00:21:59] 好好嘞
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