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[00:00:01] 笑天王白春
[00:00:05] 在树林被雨
[00:00:09] 遇上个和尚劫道
[00:00:13] 白春琴说
[00:00:14] 真有意思
[00:00:16] 这种事让我碰不上
[00:00:19] 这可是头一回
[00:00:22] 我跟我老师学了这些年的武艺
[00:00:27] 还没比量比量
[00:00:28] 究竟我这功夫有多高
[00:00:31] 能耐有多大
[00:00:34] 这回啊
[00:00:34] 拿这和尚做做实验
[00:00:38] 呢
[00:00:38] 白春十七八岁
[00:00:41] 还没脱离开孩子气
[00:00:44] 乐呵呵地来到出事地点
[00:00:48] 冲着和尚一笑
[00:00:51] 师父
[00:00:53] 你挺好
[00:00:54] 弥陀佛
[00:00:57] 把这和尚吓得一拨楞脑袋
[00:01:00] 在毫无注意地情况下出现一个人
[00:01:06] 他能说不害怕吗
[00:01:08] 但仔细一看
[00:01:10] 是个白面书生
[00:01:14] 所以他这个心呢又稳定下来
[00:01:18] 这和尚把掌中的大斧子一背
[00:01:21] 阿弥陀佛
[00:01:24] 你是干什么的
[00:01:26] 走路的你走你的路
[00:01:29] 你少管闲事
[00:01:31] 这话说的
[00:01:33] 师傅
[00:01:35] 天下人管天下事嘛
[00:01:38] 遇上这事儿
[00:01:39] 我能不管吗
[00:01:42] 我想借问一下你这这是干什么
[00:01:45] 这是哪出戏啊
[00:01:48] 这是戏呀
[00:01:49] 和尚一听
[00:01:50] 把鼻子都气歪了
[00:01:53] 我我在这儿街道
[00:01:56] 啊
[00:01:57] 街道啊
[00:01:59] 我看不太合适吧
[00:02:01] 慢说
[00:02:02] 你是个出家人
[00:02:04] 三宝弟子
[00:02:06] 张嘴念佛
[00:02:08] 闭嘴念佛
[00:02:10] 您就是个普通人
[00:02:12] 做这种伤天害理的事儿
[00:02:14] 国法也不容啊
[00:02:16] 我看算了吧
[00:02:18] 谁让我遇上了呢
[00:02:20] 看在我的情面上
[00:02:22] 把这人给饶了吧
[00:02:26] 北极的这个人一听
[00:02:28] 可遇上救命性了
[00:02:30] 也不在地上跪着
[00:02:32] 躲到白唇身后去了
[00:02:34] 哎呀
[00:02:35] 小英雄
[00:02:35] 救命啊救命啊
[00:02:37] 他要打死我
[00:02:40] 白春一看这人
[00:02:42] 吓坏了
[00:02:43] 也许是下雨浇的手脚冰凉
[00:02:46] 浑身都哆嗦成一个
[00:02:48] 光着个膀子
[00:02:49] 裤子都湿了
[00:02:50] 底下还放个包
[00:02:54] 他就问怎么回事儿
[00:02:56] 别着急
[00:02:56] 你跟我说说
[00:02:58] 我我
[00:02:58] 是个做买卖的
[00:02:59] 住到南海县
[00:03:01] 我我我正在这儿
[00:03:03] 路过就叫J 和尚把我堵住了
[00:03:06] 他说他手头紧
[00:03:08] 要点零钱花
[00:03:10] 我把我身上仅有的八两银子都给了他
[00:03:15] 他还不依不饶
[00:03:16] 他又要我这包儿
[00:03:18] 我一赌气
[00:03:19] 包给你吧
[00:03:21] 结果他还不干
[00:03:23] 还叫我吧衣服
[00:03:24] 这不
[00:03:25] 我扒了个大光膀子
[00:03:27] 他还不答应
[00:03:29] 还要要我的裤子
[00:03:31] 您说这
[00:03:32] 这怎么办
[00:03:34] 哎
[00:03:34] 真是个损贼啊
[00:03:37] 好了
[00:03:39] 你退到一旁把衣服穿上啊
[00:03:41] 这事儿交给我了
[00:03:42] 别害怕
[00:03:44] 白春乐呵呵到和尚近前
[00:03:47] 在兜里一伸手
[00:03:48] 掏出一包银子
[00:03:51] 呢
[00:03:51] 白纯他们家有钱
[00:03:54] 这回离开家
[00:03:55] 他母亲不光给拿着银子
[00:03:59] 还有黄金
[00:04:01] 兜里还揣着不少首饰
[00:04:03] 还有银票
[00:04:06] 白荷马掌中依托我和啥
[00:04:10] 我看你怪可怜的
[00:04:13] 这个人身上他能有多少钱呢
[00:04:16] 你看我这银子可不少
[00:04:18] 你要不要要
[00:04:21] 给我留下吧
[00:04:24] 不能这么简单
[00:04:27] 我得问你凭什么
[00:04:29] 凭我掌中的利斧是吗
[00:04:33] 那你过来
[00:04:34] 咱照亮照亮
[00:04:35] 你要把我劈倒了
[00:04:37] 你可发财了
[00:04:38] 我这身上抖楞抖楞
[00:04:40] 能价值千金
[00:04:43] 那好吧
[00:04:44] 你就给我留下白春了
[00:04:47] 师傅
[00:04:48] 刚才我说的话你忘了
[00:04:50] 不能这么简单
[00:04:53] 上嘴唇一碰下嘴唇我就能给你了
[00:04:56] 你得露出两手儿啊
[00:05:00] 你还想尝尝苦头
[00:05:02] 不行
[00:05:03] 销愁死
[00:05:06] 看来这和尚会两下子
[00:05:09] 蹦起有三尺多高的差
[00:05:12] 力劈华山就是一斧
[00:05:15] 白春一看斧子来了
[00:05:16] 一不慌二不忙
[00:05:18] 笑呵呵看着
[00:05:20] 严翰府的人离脑门儿差不远了
[00:05:24] 啪
[00:05:25] 他一转身
[00:05:26] 躲到和尚身后去了
[00:05:29] 和尚衣服批孔
[00:05:31] 白春梅俩家伙把拳头举起来
[00:05:35] 使了二成劲儿
[00:05:37] 赵和尚这后脖子啊
[00:05:40] 就这一拳
[00:05:42] 就这一下
[00:05:43] 比大锤砸的还重
[00:05:46] 把这和尚砸啊呀一声
[00:05:49] 嘎嘣噗听
[00:05:51] 摔了个狗啃屎
[00:05:55] 那个被劫道的人一看拎包就跑了
[00:06:00] 白车一看
[00:06:01] 跑了
[00:06:02] 你走了
[00:06:03] 我更静心
[00:06:05] 好
[00:06:05] 全力以赴对付这吐绿
[00:06:10] 就这样一伸手
[00:06:11] 把和尚给拎起来
[00:06:12] 起来
[00:06:13] 起来
[00:06:15] 想发财来来
[00:06:17] 你甭叫幻想发财来
[00:06:19] 不服气再来跌幅的啊
[00:06:22] 擦
[00:06:24] 和尚像疯狗似的连三并四
[00:06:26] 又是基辅
[00:06:28] 白唇左躲右闪
[00:06:30] 嬉皮笑脸
[00:06:31] 跟闹着玩似的
[00:06:33] 抽空就给他来一拳头
[00:06:35] 给一拳头搭个跟头
[00:06:39] 后来把和尚打得动不了地方了
[00:06:42] 大口大口喘气儿
[00:06:44] 把斧子也扔了
[00:06:45] 闭着眼睛
[00:06:45] 但是等死
[00:06:48] 白唇蹲在他对面
[00:06:50] 乐呵呵看着
[00:06:52] 怎么
[00:06:53] 想发财不能多发了
[00:06:57] 不发财了
[00:06:59] 你不伸手儿
[00:07:00] 我可要伸手
[00:07:01] 你随便
[00:07:03] 杀剐存留
[00:07:05] 任凭自便
[00:07:08] 呵呵
[00:07:08] 我看你这气儿还挺大呢
[00:07:11] 还是有点儿不符
[00:07:14] 我问问你
[00:07:15] 和尚
[00:07:16] 你是个野和尚
[00:07:18] 你还是有门有户
[00:07:20] 废话
[00:07:22] 贫僧
[00:07:23] 我有门有户是吗
[00:07:26] 那你在哪儿住家
[00:07:28] 敢不敢跟我说
[00:07:29] 我就在前面不远的金刚寺
[00:07:34] 我是金灯寺的监寺和尚
[00:07:37] 哎哟
[00:07:39] 天寺和尚还说了算呢
[00:07:41] 除了方丈就是你了
[00:07:45] 那么你既是个出家人
[00:07:46] 不在庙里好好念经
[00:07:49] 你怎么想起来跑这儿劫道
[00:07:51] 嗨
[00:07:51] 你问这都没用
[00:07:54] 你快点给我来个痛快吧
[00:07:56] 我和你们
[00:07:58] 白春听着他话里有话
[00:08:01] 这一路之上啊
[00:08:03] 就是自己觉得苦闷的要命
[00:08:06] 正好找这么个人儿呢
[00:08:08] 谈谈话
[00:08:09] 开开心
[00:08:10] 所以呢
[00:08:11] 白除他问起
[00:08:12] 没完呢
[00:08:14] 你法号怎么称呼
[00:08:16] 我叫了尘和尚
[00:08:18] 到了陈
[00:08:22] 你跟我说说你为什么结账
[00:08:25] 你要能说出道理来
[00:08:27] 也许就把你放
[00:08:29] 你要说不出道理来
[00:08:31] 今儿个我可不答应
[00:08:34] 好爸
[00:08:36] 你要问我就告诉告诉你
[00:08:39] 原画笔
[00:08:40] 杩桦
[00:08:41] 其良心丧于困命
[00:08:44] 谁乐意干这玩意儿
[00:08:47] 你讲话不但国法不容
[00:08:50] 良心也受责备
[00:08:52] 不过呢
[00:08:53] 我这鼻子没办法
[00:08:55] 不这么做
[00:08:56] 我就得瞪人饿死
[00:09:00] 所以你才做这缺德事儿
[00:09:04] 对
[00:09:06] 谁比你嘞
[00:09:07] 谁起笔来
[00:09:09] 这个我得打听清楚
[00:09:11] 哎
[00:09:13] 我说你还问起没完来了
[00:09:15] 小伙子
[00:09:17] 我真有点服气了
[00:09:19] 你这劲头儿可真够足的啊
[00:09:22] 小僧也不是吹牛
[00:09:25] 我练过15年的好功夫
[00:09:28] 长拳短打无一不精
[00:09:31] 可碰上了你我百嘛不是啦
[00:09:35] 哎呀
[00:09:36] 就冲这一点
[00:09:39] 告诉明白
[00:09:41] 等我说完了
[00:09:42] 你爱怎么地怎么地好啊
[00:09:43] 说说吧
[00:09:45] 究竟谁逼你了哎
[00:09:48] 其他业务啊
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