[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成 [00:00:01] 开出 [00:00:03] 气不大头鬼房书安在廊檐底下捆着 [00:00:07] 房书安一想 [00:00:08] 啊 [00:00:09] 妈的 [00:00:09] 妈 [00:00:10] 我的姥姥越打越激烈 [00:00:12] 越打仇口越深呢 [00:00:15] 人家别人没事撒丫子都走了 [00:00:18] 我在这儿捆着 [00:00:19] 这帮贼非拿我出气不可 [00:00:23] 大概别人把我忘了 [00:00:25] 我自己不能把我忘了吗 [00:00:29] 趁着周老剑客在这儿 [00:00:30] 得想法让他把我给救了 [00:00:33] 因此 [00:00:33] 房书安就喊上能 [00:00:35] 能 [00:00:37] 我老天可等等 [00:00:39] 我说两句有 [00:00:41] 谁在那儿炒炒西吧 [00:00:44] 大头 [00:00:44] 鬼房书安舒安娜 [00:00:48] 你怎么不在这儿站着跑 [00:00:50] 那儿呆着去 [00:00:51] 嗯 [00:00:52] 废话 [00:00:53] 我也不乐意 [00:00:54] 我是叫人家抓住了捆在这儿 [00:00:57] 是啊 [00:00:58] 那就捆一会儿吧 [00:01:00] 等我们打完了仗 [00:01:02] 有功夫咱爷俩再谈 [00:01:04] 哎 [00:01:05] 不行 [00:01:06] 到那时候就谈不了了 [00:01:08] 我就归了位啦 [00:01:10] 老爷子的想法先把我救了 [00:01:12] 然后再说吧 [00:01:15] 额 [00:01:15] 先就你这 [00:01:17] 这怎么救呢 [00:01:19] 好 [00:01:19] 我跟郭长达商量商量啊 [00:01:23] 老伙计 [00:01:25] 你把法国安给我发的怎么样 [00:01:28] 什么遭老剑客 [00:01:34] 我大哥你老糊涂了 [00:01:36] 要不就是你占便宜占惯了 [00:01:39] 上嘴唇一碰下嘴唇你倒说的轻巧 [00:01:43] 放 [00:01:43] 防摔 [00:01:45] J 小子竟敢跑到莲花观前来卧底 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这两天这身上刺痒的要命 [00:04:02] 真叫人锤一锤 [00:04:03] 还真解刺呀 [00:04:05] 好了 [00:04:06] 就打后背吧 [00:04:09] 中国共产党 [00:04:11] 说话算数么 [00:04:13] 打完了三场 [00:04:14] 可得放人呢 [00:04:16] 别打完了 [00:04:17] 你把脸一捧 [00:04:18] 不承认那怎么办 [00:04:21] 无量天尊 [00:04:24] 我刮他拿着莲花门的总门掌 [00:04:27] 也有说话不算之理 [00:04:29] 如果我打过你三掌不放 [00:04:32] 防摔 [00:04:33] 我邻为善住好了 [00:04:36] 别往下说了 [00:04:37] 我相信 [00:04:38] 我相信 [00:04:39] 等等啊 [00:04:40] 我做做准备 [00:04:42] 头发长 [00:04:43] 婚姻本质 [00:04:45] 白瑞 [00:04:46] 大伙儿都听得清清 [00:04:48] 全体走华昌三级 [00:04:51] 老人家 [00:04:53] 你觉得心里有底了 [00:04:56] 嗯 [00:04:56] 差不多 [00:04:58] 我这人挨揍挨惯 [00:05:00] 没短了 [00:05:01] 叫人家拳打脚踢 [00:05:03] 哎 [00:05:04] 试试看吧 [00:05:06] 万一阿 [00:05:08] 万一也没关系 [00:05:10] 您的意思是说 [00:05:11] 万一他把我砸死砸死就砸死 [00:05:14] 还能活103 呢 [00:05:17] 哎 [00:05:18] 我也活够了 [00:05:20] 再者一说还不至于先救人 [00:05:23] 要紧呐 [00:05:25] 方舒安娜是个人才 [00:05:27] 留下对开封府有用 [00:05:31] 至于我嘛 [00:05:32] 老糟头子一个活着死了周一啊 [00:05:38] 尤其我把话都说绝了 [00:05:41] 万无钢楷之理啊 [00:05:44] 给我看着 [00:05:45] 猪肝啊 [00:05:46] 可别丢了 [00:05:48] 把竹竿 [00:05:50] 他把破袋子几类 [00:05:52] 迈步来到郭长达近前 [00:05:54] 然后一转个儿 [00:05:56] 把后背朝着郭长达 [00:05:59] 骑马蹲裆式往这一蹲 [00:06:01] 从表面上看谈笑自然 [00:06:04] 实则不然 [00:06:06] 那里他就遇上气功 [00:06:09] 如果扒光了 [00:06:11] 第一显而易见都化成这后背 [00:06:15] 比平时能高起来两寸 [00:06:20] 就好像气垫儿一样 [00:06:22] 做好了挨打的准备 [00:06:26] 郭长达 [00:06:27] 就问 [00:06:28] 老健康 [00:06:30] 准备的如何啦 [00:06:32] 我可要伸手了 [00:06:33] 请吧 [00:06:35] 额长达薪水 [00:06:37] 咱们俩可没交过手 [00:06:39] 今儿个我算捡了个便宜 [00:06:42] 我这一茬我就把你砸 [00:06:45] 你丑化长有什么能力敢揭我的金连长 [00:06:50] 郭长达想到这 [00:06:51] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔往下倒退了十几步 [00:06:56] 把袖面高挽胳膊一轮a [00:07:04] 瑞盛丹田力就看郭长达这胳膊也粗了 [00:07:09] 巴掌也炸了 [00:07:11] 冷不丁往前一窜 [00:07:12] 蹦起来三尺多高 [00:07:15] 连人在巴掌拼命地就是一掌啊 [00:07:26] 三侠五义的人吓得半眼都闭上 [00:07:32] 寻思这一巴掌下去 [00:07:33] 走化成扑通摔倒 [00:07:35] 一口血就喷出来 [00:07:38] 哪知道打得可够狠 [00:07:41] 走 [00:07:42] 画昌的身子稍微摘了一下 [00:07:46] 脚下莲步都没错 [00:07:49] 给停住了 [00:07:52] 走 [00:07:52] 老剑客就讲这个心呢 [00:07:54] 翻了两下嗓子眼儿有点儿发热 [00:07:59] 量内有点儿发热 [00:08:01] 这条脊椎骨 [00:08:03] 就像串了变了似的 [00:08:09] 哎呀 [00:08:09] 走 [00:08:09] 老剑客一响 [00:08:10] 够劲儿啊 [00:08:11] 这个巴掌可够重的 [00:08:14] 总算叫我给闭住了 [00:08:17] 想到这 [00:08:18] 他把身子转过来 [00:08:20] 郭老剑客行 [00:08:23] 这一巴掌打得真过瘾 [00:08:26] 把这六年没洗澡这个劲儿全给我姐过来了 [00:08:31] 还有两下子 [00:08:34] 郭长达一看他真今后啊 [00:08:37] 这回再加把劲儿 [00:08:39] 老火车站好了 [00:08:41] 接我第二场 [00:08:43] 哎呀 [00:08:43] 好累 [00:08:45] 走华昌站 [00:08:47] 这回老头儿运用冤吗 [00:08:52] 到了现在他没成型 [00:08:55] 从小就练功 [00:08:56] 可以说是童子功器 [00:09:00] 将单天单天发育几倍 [00:09:02] 有几倍又凸的后背 [00:09:05] 从后脑瓜勺到屁股槌儿 [00:09:08] 全都叫上劲儿 [00:09:10] 在这儿等着接第二趟 [00:09:13] 郭长达退出一丈多远 [00:09:15] 往前一挺 [00:09:16] 哒哒哒哒 [00:09:21] 又是一档 [00:09:23] 走 [00:09:24] 华堂这回三分一摘歪 [00:09:26] 噔噔噔往前抢了三部 [00:09:29] 可是没趴下 [00:09:32] 虽然说没趴下走 [00:09:34] 花场就觉着这俩眼睛往外鼓 [00:09:39] 嗓子眼儿呼呼冒热气 [00:09:42] 五脏六腑就好像开了锅了似的 [00:09:47] 老头子预感到不妙 [00:09:49] 可能要吐血 [00:09:52] 他赶紧气调丹田往下一压 [00:09:58] 好不容易把这口血压下去了 [00:10:02] 缓了半天劲儿 [00:10:04] 走 [00:10:04] 老剑客才把身子转回两下 [00:10:10] 啦 [00:10:11] 还有一下 [00:10:12] 郭长达 [00:10:13] 别忘了 [00:10:14] 现在就做好准备 [00:10:16] 得把房书安放 [00:10:18] 那是自然 [00:10:20] 你不用操心 [00:10:21] 打完这下我马上就放人好嘞 [00:10:27] 别看走 [00:10:28] 华昌嘴这么说 [00:10:31] 心里有点儿发慌 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原来人们 [00:13:07] 全神贯注 [00:13:10] 光看这第三章 [00:13:12] 莲花观的背替郭长达使劲 [00:13:17] 三侠五义的人替老剑客走华昌担心 [00:13:23] 谁也没注意周围的变化 [00:13:27] 就在郭长达举起第三章的时候 [00:13:32] 墙上来俩和尚 [00:13:35] 这俩和尚一个比一个怕 [00:13:41] 内坨最大的煤400斤 [00:13:44] 也差不多少 [00:13:47] 这俩出家人是谁呀 [00:13:50] 头一个 [00:13:52] 就是河南登封嵩山少林总院的老三当家的 [00:14:00] 疯僧醉菩提 [00:14:03] 凌空长老 [00:14:06] 在凌空的后面 [00:14:08] 就是北侠保宋罗汉欧阳春 [00:14:14] 你看这两位赶到 [00:14:18] 原来欧阳春在两个月以前 [00:14:23] 跟凌空老和尚结伴到辽东朝圣 [00:14:29] 据说在辽东 [00:14:32] 有不少名胜古迹 [00:14:34] 最著名的就是千朵莲花山 [00:14:40] 这块儿有一个道德高深的老当家的 [00:14:45] 此人人送绰悍 [00:14:49] 有边北神魔 [00:14:52] 100多岁 [00:14:54] 讲经说法超出一般 [00:14:57] 而且武艺绝伦 [00:15:00] 凌空和欧阳春跟人家一谈话 [00:15:05] 觉着长了不少知识 [00:15:08] 因此就在山上住了一个月零四天 [00:15:14] 后来 [00:15:16] 人家莲花山的事情也忙 [00:15:19] 这老二位才起身告辞 [00:15:23] 赶奔东京 [00:15:27] 等走到新郑一带 [00:15:30] 突然听见东京的消息 [00:15:34] 白芸瑞摊了官司 [00:15:37] 三国就被杀了 [00:15:40] 马王爷 [00:15:41] 赵德芳丢了 [00:15:44] 这两位高僧是大吃了一惊 [00:15:49] 凌空细心呢 [00:15:52] 找着不少人 [00:15:53] 一了解情况就知道了个大概 [00:15:58] 他跟欧阳春一商议 [00:16:00] 咱们回来的正是时候 [00:16:03] 干脆 [00:16:04] 我也不回少林寺 [00:16:06] 你也别回相国寺 [00:16:09] 咱们二人结伴赶奔莲花观 [00:16:13] 按住各位英雄一臂之力 [00:16:17] 其实凌空啊 [00:16:19] 是担心徒弟白芸瑞 [00:16:23] 就这样 [00:16:23] 他们来 [00:16:25] 来早了 [00:16:27] 不如来瞧了 [00:16:29] 二位高僧在墙上往下一看 [00:16:33] 就明白是怎么回事儿 [00:16:36] 凌空一瞅 404

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