[00:00:00] Hip Hop Quotables - Ludacris [00:00:00] Written by:Chris Bridges/Erick Sermon [00:00:00] High my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes butts [00:00:03] And I'm close to the edge so [00:00:05] Your parents can come push me [00:00:07] I curse so much just to get on they nerves [00:00:09] I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the burbs [00:00:12] My filthy mouf it won't fight cavities or beat plaque [00:00:15] So I shot the tooth fairy aahhh [00:00:16] And took my old teeth back [00:00:18] I'll take a sh*t on the equator the size of a crater [00:00:21] And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader [00:00:24] It's the chicken the beer that make luda keep rappin [00:00:26] But no pork on my fork I 'dont even speak pig Latin [00:00:30] I go fishin on my lake wit yo b**ch as da bait [00:00:32] Plus I eat many M C's but I 'dont gain no weight [00:00:35] The number 1 chief rocker clean out your rap lockers [00:00:38] I'm as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas [00:00:41] But my tricks ain't for kids if [00:00:43] You dig 'em you'll get smaked [00:00:44] I'll clock yah I'll spring forward you'll fall back whoo [00:00:47] Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers yeah [00:00:50] Thats 'cause I'm a shot caller ya'll fools are crank yankers bells [00:00:53] Ain't a d**n thing changed but the ice on my chain [00:00:56] I get chicks from Portland oregon to Portland maine [00:00:58] Now I role up torpedoes get blunted wit rastas [00:01:02] For a hefty fee I'm on your record like bob castas yeah [00:01:05] I own so many jerseys I'm a throw back mess [00:01:07] I hit the cleaners an tell 'em [00:01:09] I want a full court press owe [00:01:11] So mama toast yah glass while I'm countin my cash [00:01:13] 'Cause every single is a smash [00:01:15] I'm hot as a camals a** ha [00:01:17] The competition never just wanna admit that they lost [00:01:19] And that they last about as [00:01:20] Long as my part in the wash [00:01:22] From your car to a crap game no one rolls witchu [00:01:25] One of mini me's shoes got more soul than you ok [00:01:28] So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin [00:01:31] I'm in the strip club smokin wit [00:01:33] Presedent clinton [00:01:34] So stand clear of the long side burns and go tee [00:01:37] They made the mold of the p*nis enlarger off me me [00:01:40] I'll be in another when I hit from the back back [00:01:43] Not to mention my refrigerators taller than shaq yeah [00:01:46] So yippie ka ye yippie yi yi yo yo if you [00:01:49] Can't swim 'dont smoke my hydro dro [00:01:52] I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on [00:01:54] But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons whoo [00:01:57] So wash all you sins away and start prayin yeah [00:02:01] If God's line is busy you might [00:02:02] Have to two way him uh hmm [00:02:04] And catch me in your back yard playin' croquet [00:02:06] And when I'm drunk I'll be tellin [00:02:07] Kids drugs are bad umm kay [00:02:09] Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko [00:02:12] Got seven cars I get all my rims at chrome depot [00:02:15] And people think I'm bad they say ooh he's so evil [00:02:18] 'Cause I go on blind dates with [00:02:19] Actual blind people owe [00:02:21] But my albums out the store [00:02:22] Yours be on the shelf uh hmm [00:02:24] I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself [00:02:26] 'Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong [00:02:29] Like the N B A you gotta play hard or go home [00:02:33] All that sh*t that ya'll talkin [00:02:34] Ya'll can pop it to them [00:02:35] 'Cause ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb [00:02:38] I'll put my foot so deep in your [00:02:40] A** that you can smell it [00:02:41] And your breath'll turn to [00:02:42] Footlocker water repelant [00:02:44] I'm the man I got money far as the eyes can see [00:02:47] And I'm in a group I split [00:02:48] Dough wit me me and me [00:02:50] So much money in my jewelery that I'm d**n near sorry [00:02:53] So I'ma trade my earings in and get a ferrari whoo [00:02:56] I buy cars wit straight cash have meetins wit donald trump