Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) // Written by：Jr./Larry Sanders/Douglas Rasheed/Stevie Wonder/Al Yankovic // As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain 当我走过平时收割粮食的山谷时 I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plaing 看了眼我妻子 发现她脸色苍白 But that's just perfect for an amish like me 但这对我这种孟诺教派的人来说很完美 You know I shun fancy things like electricity 知道不 我排斥电器之类的新奇玩意 At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows 我在早上四点半挤牛奶 Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows fool 耶利米喂鸡雅各布耕地 And I've been milking and plowing so long that 我挤奶和耕田的时间长到 Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone 连以西结都觉得我疯了 I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline 我是大地之子 纪律是我的信条 Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin 我手上拿着圣经 下巴蓄着络腮胡 But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine 不过要是我和你都干完了活 Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699 今晚我们就会来一场17世纪的派对 We been spending most our lives 我们的大半生都 Living in an amish paradise 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂 I've churned butter once or twice 我也许会搅拌黄油一两次 Living in an amish paradise 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂 It's hard work and sacrifice 意味着辛勤工作和牺牲 Living in an amish paradise 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂 We sell quilts at a discount price 我们有低价出售的被子 Living in an amish paradise 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂 A local boy kicked me in the butt last week 上周有个附近的小孩踢了我的屁股 I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek 我只是对他笑了笑然后让他踢另一边 I really don't care in fact I wish him well 我真的不在乎 我还希望他过得好 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off 我一定会笑到头都掉下来 When hes burning in hell 等他被地狱之火焚烧时 But I ain't never punched a tourist 我从没打过观光客 Even if he deserved it 即使他们真的很欠揍 An amish with a tude 你觉得孟诺教派人很傲慢 You know that's unheard of 那是扯淡 I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat 我从不穿带扣子的衣服 但我戴很酷的帽子 And my homies agree 且我全家都认为 I really look good in black fool 我穿黑色很棒 If you come to visit 你要是来观光 You'll be bored to tears 你一定会无聊到哭出来 We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years 我们三百年都没交过电话费 But we ain't really quaint 但这真没什么稀奇的 So please don't point and stare 所以请别对我们指指点点 Were just technologically impaired 我们只是不太懂现代科技 There's no phone no lights no motorcar 这里没电话 没电灯 没汽车 Not a single luxury 没有一件奢侈品 Like robinson caruso 就像鲁宾逊一样 It's as primitive as can be 怎么原始怎么过 We been spending most our lives 我们的大半生都 Living in an amish paradise 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂 Were just plain and simple guys 我们只是朴素简单的家伙 Living in an amish paradise 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂 There's no time for sin and vice 这里没时间去犯罪或者腐败 Living in an amish paradise 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂 We don't fight we all play nice 我们不打架 我们相处愉快 Living in an amish paradise 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂 Hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter 拴住马车 搅拌许多黄油 Raised a barn on monday soon I'll raise anutter 周一建了座谷仓 很快再建别的 Think you're really righteous 你觉得你正直 Think you're pure in heart 你觉得你心灵纯洁 Well I know I'm a million time 呵呵 我可是谦逊几千倍 As humble as thou art 404

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