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[00:00:00] 光阴似箭
[00:00:02] 日月如梭
[00:00:04] 一转眼又到了上元节
[00:00:08] 正月十五闹元宵
[00:00:11] 也可以说叫花灯盛会宋江啊
[00:00:15] 从前迪回到京城已经一个月了
[00:00:20] 宋江一瓶
[00:00:22] 今年过节没什么意思
[00:00:25] 哪儿也不想去了
[00:00:27] 干脆就在军营里头喝点闷酒睡大觉
[00:00:32] 但是100多人这些弟兄想法不一样
[00:00:37] 谁都没想到浪子燕青
[00:00:40] 别出心裁的燕青啊
[00:00:43] 跟铁叫子悦和他俩住在一个帐篷里头发劳骚喝闷酒
[00:00:50] 燕青就跟越和越哥
[00:00:54] 现在过上元节了
[00:00:57] 经理不定多热闹太平了
[00:01:00] 他们放松了
[00:01:02] 尽情玩乐
[00:01:04] 皇上颁发止遇
[00:01:06] 今年的盛况要超过往年
[00:01:09] 咱们呢
[00:01:11] 在成交
[00:01:12] 喝西北风
[00:01:13] 你说公平不公平
[00:01:16] 我这个人呢
[00:01:17] 向来是顺着别人
[00:01:19] 可这回我有逆反心理
[00:01:24] 我想到经理溜达溜达
[00:01:25] 我也开开心
[00:01:27] 他是人
[00:01:28] 我也是
[00:01:30] 我为什么没有资格说
[00:01:33] 大哥你能陪着兄弟去一趟
[00:01:37] 哎呀
[00:01:38] 越和听完之后
[00:01:40] 合计合计兄弟
[00:01:42] 这可是V 抗菌练
[00:01:45] 前些日子宋大哥不交代的心情
[00:01:49] 咱们就在营房里头呆着
[00:01:51] 哪也别去
[00:01:52] 别惹事儿
[00:01:54] 我哥哥我是那个惹事的人吗
[00:01:57] 那倒不是
[00:01:58] 我也不是惹事的人
[00:02:01] 要不这样
[00:02:02] 我舍命陪君子
[00:02:04] 咱哥俩溜达一圈
[00:02:05] 哎
[00:02:06] Go
[00:02:06] 意思你不说
[00:02:09] 我不说
[00:02:09] 没有第二个人
[00:02:11] 咱也不多耽搁
[00:02:13] 到城里转一圈儿
[00:02:14] 开开眼咱就回来
[00:02:16] 神不知鬼不觉
[00:02:18] 你看怎么样
[00:02:18] 行嘞
[00:02:19] 也没变
[00:02:21] 您别忘了这句话
[00:02:23] 屋里
[00:02:24] 别说话
[00:02:25] 窗外有人听大道上说话
[00:02:27] 草棵有人
[00:02:29] 他俩不经意之中
[00:02:31] 这一说不要紧
[00:02:32] 外头有人嗷一嗓子进了帐篷
[00:02:36] 哈哈
[00:02:37] 你们说的我全听见了
[00:02:40] 算我一个
[00:02:43] 那个是谁呀
[00:02:44] 那还用问吗
[00:02:45] 黑旋风李逵
[00:02:47] 这俩人儿一看是他
[00:02:49] 全傻眼了
[00:02:50] 哎
[00:02:50] 这倒霉不怎么叫他听见了
[00:02:54] 李逵进屋就说我
[00:02:57] 你们说的话我全听见了
[00:02:59] 刚才啊
[00:03:00] 我想尽
[00:03:01] 我听你俩得过
[00:03:03] 我就站住了
[00:03:04] 偷着一听
[00:03:05] 闹了半天
[00:03:06] 你俩想被子送的歌
[00:03:08] 不知道到城里溜达
[00:03:10] 算我一个行不
[00:03:12] 我也跟着你们去玩玩
[00:03:14] 我心太闷
[00:03:17] 铁叫子悦和一瓶把脑袋晃的跟拨浪鼓差不多
[00:03:23] 是李逵
[00:03:24] 谁都能去
[00:03:26] 片里不能去
[00:03:28] 为啥
[00:03:29] 为啥你还不清楚
[00:03:31] 你是个惹事D 经理
[00:03:34] 唯恐天下不乱
[00:03:36] 到了哪五大三粗
[00:03:38] 连潮再喊的
[00:03:39] 挺黑的一张脸
[00:03:41] 没有不认识你
[00:03:43] 你说那么多人逛灯
[00:03:45] 万一有点儿大事小情
[00:03:48] 你是沾火就着啊
[00:03:50] 要发起皮气吐了
[00:03:51] 老子谁能承担得起
[00:03:55] 瞧你说的
[00:03:56] 哎
[00:03:57] 我越和你闭住臭嘴
[00:03:59] 我尊重你叫什么兄弟
[00:04:02] 我要不尊重你
[00:04:03] 你狗屁
[00:04:04] 我怎么沾火就着
[00:04:06] 我怎么唯恐天下不乱
[00:04:08] 你把我李逵看成什么人了
[00:04:11] 这人就必须改吗
[00:04:13] 嗯
[00:04:14] 我也不疯
[00:04:15] 我也不傻干什么
[00:04:16] 带着我就出那些事儿
[00:04:18] 你们真格的就不惹事儿
[00:04:21] 燕清看李逵
[00:04:22] 真飘了
[00:04:23] 别别别
[00:04:25] 自家弟兄别伤了和气好商量
[00:04:29] 我李大哥岳和说的一点不假
[00:04:32] 您是爱惹事儿
[00:04:34] 你这人血心藏胆
[00:04:36] 靠
[00:04:36] 抱打不平咱这么办行不
[00:04:39] 以下保证
[00:04:39] 一
[00:04:40] 不准喝酒
[00:04:41] 二不准管闲事儿
[00:04:43] 你就跟着到里头转一圈
[00:04:45] 你装个哑巴
[00:04:46] 老老实实的
[00:04:48] 那咱就去
[00:04:49] 你要不能做到这几点
[00:04:51] 你趁早别跟着
[00:04:52] 爱找谁找谁去
[00:04:54] 好嘞
[00:04:55] 兄弟
[00:04:56] 我听你的
[00:04:58] 一
[00:04:58] 我肯定滴酒不沾
[00:05:01] 第二
[00:05:01] 我装哑巴
[00:05:02] 我不说话行不
[00:05:04] 你叫我咋地我咋地
[00:05:06] 你们领我上哪去
[00:05:07] 我上哪去跟你们溜达一圈
[00:05:10] 你们回来我就跟着回来不就得了
[00:05:12] 嗯
[00:05:13] 燕
[00:05:13] 听说这还可以
[00:05:14] 嗯
[00:05:15] 谢谢兄弟
[00:05:15] 谢谢你
[00:05:18] 结果商量好了
[00:05:20] 在上元节的正日的这天
[00:05:22] 月和一想不行
[00:05:24] 有李逵说什么不放心
[00:05:26] 狗改不了**
[00:05:27] 他这人不葆玖月河呀
[00:05:30] 就搭个着别人去溜达
[00:05:33] 这回可好
[00:05:34] 就剩下燕青了
[00:05:36] 燕青一讲
[00:05:38] 既然许诺给李逵了
[00:05:40] 愿意也得陪着他
[00:05:42] 不愿意也得带着他
[00:05:44] 所以
[00:05:45] 他们两个人结伴而行
[00:05:48] 跟谁也没打招呼
[00:05:50] 跟谁也没商量
[00:05:51] 哥俩换成便装
[00:05:53] 穿上棉衣兜里多带零花钱
[00:05:57] 他俩就偷偷地起了身
[00:06:00] 当军人的战争免越讲不了了
[00:06:03] 这不打仗
[00:06:05] 非常松散
[00:06:07] 就他们出了营门
[00:06:08] 旁人也没留神离着京城十年
[00:06:13] 以他俩的脚程
[00:06:15] 他一使劲儿就到了
[00:06:17] 他们从丰源门进了中心店
[00:06:22] 进程看好假
[00:06:25] 还是城里热闹
[00:06:28] 那家街上那个人呢
[00:06:29] 人头攒动
[00:06:32] 擦肩接蕊
[00:06:33] 红男绿女
[00:06:36] 男男女大脑袋
[00:06:37] 少的什么样的都有
[00:06:39] 都穿戴
[00:06:40] 心里一个个喜气洋洋
[00:06:43] 每人都是一张笑脸
[00:06:46] 内街上的人都推不动
[00:06:48] 胡同儿里头也是
[00:06:50] 虽然是白天
[00:06:51] 还没到掌灯的时候
[00:06:53] 家家户户门前都挂着灯
[00:06:56] 那个灯也是奇形怪状
[00:06:59] 每年如是
[00:07:01] 每天看着都新鲜
[00:07:03] 花红柳绿使人是眼花缭乱
[00:07:07] 李逵了
[00:07:08] 呵呵
[00:07:09] 好好啊
[00:07:11] 这多开心
[00:07:13] 老在那外头呆着太寂寞了
[00:07:17] 眼睛瞪他一眼
[00:07:18] 没意思
[00:07:18] 你又说话了
[00:07:20] 李逵吓得赶紧把嘴捂上
[00:07:22] 就跟着溜达吧
[00:07:24] 团结过世
[00:07:25] 转来转去转得内李师师门前
[00:07:31] 燕青平足
[00:07:32] 站住打量了多时啊
[00:07:35] 一看有几个小伙计在门口挂灯飘红
[00:07:40] 对了
[00:07:41] 扎巴踩人
[00:07:43] 围着几个人在这儿看热闹
[00:07:45] 门庭一季比那会儿告别的时候还显得气派
[00:07:52] 阎清馨说
[00:07:53] 那个大美人李师师现在不知陪着谁
[00:07:58] 真想到里面去卸货卸货
[00:08:01] 见见面
[00:08:02] 又一想
[00:08:03] 算了
[00:08:03] 时过境迁了
[00:08:06] 人家大概早把我们给忘了
[00:08:08] 没那个必要
[00:08:10] 尤其在这个黑炭头
[00:08:12] 李逵就更不能去了
[00:08:15] 往前走吧
[00:08:16] 李逵道
[00:08:17] 不精
[00:08:18] 早忘了这什么地方
[00:08:20] 往前走着一拐弯儿
[00:08:22] 到了市场
[00:08:24] 这个市场是东都汴梁的
[00:08:27] 西瓦是u
[00:08:29] 这块的人比哪儿都多
[00:08:32] 因为市场啊
[00:08:33] 是个大集市
[00:08:35] 在赶上过节
[00:08:37] 这人就格外的多
[00:08:38] 做买的
[00:08:39] 做麦叔叔的
[00:08:41] 唱戏的打法是卖艺的
[00:08:43] 耍狗熊的
[00:08:44] 卖大力丸的
[00:08:45] 什样杂耍
[00:08:47] 各种摊贩
[00:08:49] 阳有进口
[00:08:51] 它更具吸引力
[00:08:53] 李逵来到
[00:08:54] 西瓦是一看
[00:08:55] 更高兴了
[00:08:57] 他买了一包糖炒栗子
[00:08:59] 边走边吃边清
[00:09:01] 也没闲着
[00:09:02] 买了包花生米
[00:09:04] 也是边走边吃
[00:09:06] 看看这
[00:09:06] 看看那
[00:09:08] 他一吃这零嘴儿啊
[00:09:09] 嗓子发干
[00:09:11] 理亏
[00:09:12] 实在忍不住了
[00:09:13] 兄弟
[00:09:15] 找个地方接接渴
[00:09:16] 喝点水
[00:09:17] 歇歇腿咋样
[00:09:19] 练习一下
[00:09:20] 这个要求不过分
[00:09:23] 前面有个胡同
[00:09:25] 这人稍微比较少点
[00:09:27] 钻进胡同
[00:09:28] 一拐弯有一座说书茶馆
[00:09:32] 说评书的那会儿不叫评书
[00:09:37] 叫平话
[00:09:39] 里边卖水妍清一想到这儿平板儿舒服
[00:09:43] 喝点水歇歇腿也不错
[00:09:45] 伊拉李逵进了茶馆
[00:09:49] 茶馆人是高朋满座的
[00:09:51] 就把这门这儿还有一张闲拙
[00:09:55] 燕青和李逵赶紧坐下
[00:09:58] 我就过来擦抹桌案疑问就可了
[00:10:01] 先骑了一壶酽茶
[00:10:04] 摆了俩小碟
[00:10:05] 也是瓜子儿糖块儿等的
[00:10:07] 让京剧挥手火气伺候
[00:10:09] 唐人哥儿俩在这儿喝着水
[00:10:12] 看着一看
[00:10:14] 坐北向南
[00:10:15] 一个小书台都不高
[00:10:18] 书台的后面挂着帐篷
[00:10:20] 前面摆着一张书桌
[00:10:22] 书桌前面带着呗
[00:10:25] 后面一把高凳
[00:10:27] 高凳上坐着个说书先生
[00:10:30] 这说书先生啊
[00:10:31] 能有50岁
[00:10:32] 挂零头上戴着一顶青段的
[00:10:36] 如今两根飘带飘洒在身后
[00:10:40] 身上穿着宽宽大大的长袍
[00:10:44] 腰里还夹着根丝绳
[00:10:46] 手中拿着一把折扇
[00:10:48] 桌上放着一块木头
[00:10:51] 又叫惊堂木
[00:10:53] 幼教醒目和手帕一方
[00:10:56] 旁边有茶壶茶
[00:10:58] 就见这说书先生坐在高凳上的摇头晃脑
[00:11:03] 正在这儿侃侃而谈
[00:11:06] 一开始李逵和燕青没听他说什么玩意儿
[00:11:11] 后来静下心来一听他说的不错
[00:11:15] 这就应了内句话
[00:11:17] 走马观花
[00:11:18] 作文的评书评书你得稳稳当当的
[00:11:22] 心平静
[00:11:23] 气才能听
[00:11:25] 他又不折跟头
[00:11:26] 又不打把式
[00:11:28] 又不敲锣打鼓
[00:11:29] 你说进来就能听进去
[00:11:31] 听不进去
[00:11:33] 连李逵那个粗心人喝着水给耳朵一听
[00:11:37] 还听进去了
[00:11:39] 正好这说书先生说的是三国志
[00:11:44] 正好说到关云长刮骨疗毒的精彩的片段
[00:11:50] 吕奎一听说
[00:11:52] 关羽呢
[00:11:53] 关羽
[00:11:54] 那是圣人
[00:11:56] 在人们心目当中那是圣神哦
[00:11:59] 刮骨疗毒
[00:12:00] 我得听
[00:12:02] 李逵瞪着大眼睛就听着
[00:12:05] 就听J 先生说说
[00:12:07] 这关云长啊
[00:12:08] 让人家射了一支
[00:12:10] 逐渐郑重左臂
[00:12:13] 如果毒气归心
[00:12:15] 必死无疑
[00:12:17] 官场怎么办呢
[00:12:18] 找人调制
[00:12:20] 找的市民一华佗呀
[00:12:23] 华佗给他号
[00:12:24] Wan Mei Kan Wan Shang 之后
[00:12:25] 紧锁双眉说
[00:12:27] 君侯
[00:12:28] 要想治你的毒伤血
[00:12:31] 出个主意
[00:12:32] 在你的身旁
[00:12:33] 埋跟庄哲还得结结实实的
[00:12:36] 上头有铁环
[00:12:38] 把你的胳膊从铁环穿过去
[00:12:42] 栓得结结实实
[00:12:44] 你在找几名壮汉抱着你的腰
[00:12:47] 把你给摁住
[00:12:49] 我这才能住
[00:12:50] 手术给你医治
[00:12:53] 关云长就问他
[00:12:55] 为什么这么繁琐呢
[00:12:57] 华佗一笑说
[00:12:59] 因为太疼刮骨疗组
[00:13:02] 你的毒系感染到不特长
[00:13:06] 另外呢
[00:13:07] 你看看中见的伤口已经腐烂了
[00:13:11] 必须把烂肉割下去
[00:13:14] 露出骨头
[00:13:16] 还得用刀尖儿刮你的骨头
[00:13:19] 把猪刮净了
[00:13:21] 你才能保住这条命
[00:13:23] 比如说
[00:13:24] 疼不疼
[00:13:25] 怕君侯你承受不住
[00:13:28] 故此才这样繁琐
[00:13:30] 关云长不听则可
[00:13:32] 文凭之后是冷笑了几声
[00:13:35] 先生不必
[00:13:37] 你尽管动手术
[00:13:39] 我不怕疼
[00:13:41] 两军阵前抛头颅洒热血
[00:13:44] 出生入死某都不惧
[00:13:46] 何况这点儿手术你尽管来吧
[00:13:51] 关云长不但不这么啰嗦
[00:13:53] 同时教君竹拿了一盘棋
[00:13:56] 跟梅珠两个人对面坐好在这对华佗在旁边给动手术
[00:14:04] 把那烂肉咔哧咔哧拿剪子铰下去呢
[00:14:08] 毒血挤出来
[00:14:10] 然后用刀尖儿咔哧咔哧吧
[00:14:13] 那骨头两旁种养乌龟惊骇
[00:14:17] 在看观音长途谈笑自如
[00:14:21] 而且提招不乱
[00:14:24] 因此关于关云长这是盖世英豪
[00:14:29] 真是圣神一般的众人无崇敬J 说书先生刚说的这段儿
[00:14:37] 李逵听着入了神
[00:14:40] 哎呀
[00:14:41] 一瓶刮骨疗毒
[00:14:42] 这段李逵把大碗往桌上一摔
[00:14:45] 霍然站起
[00:14:47] 好
[00:14:48] 真神人也
[00:14:50] 我眼镜中啊
[00:14:54] 你说这玩意要命不要命
[00:14:56] 本来这茶馆儿挺安静的
[00:14:58] 光听先生一人在那儿说
[00:15:00] 大家听得入了神了
[00:15:02] 没想到屁股后的嗷一嗓子打雷了
[00:15:06] 众人刷全部听出扭回头来看李逵
[00:15:11] 那个说书先生吓得嘴
[00:15:12] 张多大也没词儿把词儿下没了
[00:15:16] 燕青一看跌
[00:15:19] 你真是个惹祸的精灵啊
[00:15:24] 五他的嘴枪把他给摁住
[00:15:27] 次卧新
[00:15:28] 你疯了
[00:15:29] 你啊
[00:15:31] 吵半天
[00:15:32] 茶馆是恢复了正常
[00:15:34] 说书先生接着往下说
[00:15:36] 再说的什么燕青听不进去
[00:15:39] 算啦算啦算啦
[00:15:41] 伙计杂
[00:15:52] 赶紧过来算了
[00:15:53] 水仙给了梳子
[00:15:55] 拉着李逵离开了茶馆
[00:15:59] 李逵还不知道怎么回事儿
[00:16:01] 我咋了
[00:16:02] 你干嘛忙三火四就把我拎出来
[00:16:05] 你说你怎么你叫唤啥
[00:16:08] 没说你装哑巴
[00:16:10] 我王乐兄弟JJ 说书先生说的好啊
[00:16:15] 跟真的一样
[00:16:17] 我动了情了
[00:16:19] 不由自主的大概我就喊出声来
[00:16:22] 拉倒吧
[00:16:24] 说你是个惹祸的精灵
[00:16:26] 你还不服
[00:16:28] 酒饭茶渍
[00:16:30] 那是五方杂地
[00:16:31] 你知道听书人当中哪个是朝廷D 阶级
[00:16:35] 哪个是便衣坐台
[00:16:38] 万一发现了你我到那儿告了密
[00:16:42] 咱就得吃不了兜着走
[00:16:45] 不行不行
[00:16:47] 别别进去
[00:16:49] 说风就是雨
[00:16:51] 我不叫唤了
[00:16:52] 不行
[00:16:53] 完了
[00:16:55] 你不定还惹什么祸呢
[00:16:57] 你向我下保证
[00:16:59] 接下来一声不行
[00:17:01] 都现在就没声
[00:17:03] 里奎说
[00:17:04] 他摆出一副傻蔡万清野了
[00:17:10] 拿你真没有办法
[00:17:11] 听话特
[00:17:13] 还得溜达
[00:17:14] 燕青也没溜达够呢
[00:17:17] 就在这市场里转了半天
[00:17:20] 又饿了
[00:17:21] 你说这人不吃也不行
[00:17:23] 不喝也不喝
[00:17:24] 燕京就说
[00:17:25] 博哥哥
[00:17:27] 咱找个地方吃点饭
[00:17:29] 你想吃什么咱吃什么
[00:17:31] 我请客
[00:17:33] 吃完了咱也别刊登了
[00:17:35] 趁着天没黑
[00:17:37] 咱出城
[00:17:37] 你看哈
[00:17:39] 哎呀
[00:17:40] 遗憾的事啊
[00:17:41] 灯节
[00:17:41] 灯节
[00:17:42] 没看着灯
[00:17:43] 算了
[00:17:44] 听你的
[00:17:46] 找个不错的饭馆
[00:17:49] 他们找了一个不错的饭馆
[00:17:51] 叫狮子楼
[00:17:53] 为什么专选这个地方
[00:17:55] 燕青想起了武松来
[00:17:58] 想当年武松大闹狮子楼
[00:18:01] 斗杀西门庆
[00:18:03] 跟内名儿一样啊
[00:18:04] 这也有狮子楼
[00:18:06] 这饭馆两层金碧辉煌
[00:18:09] 挺阔气
[00:18:11] 门前是车马盈门呢
[00:18:14] 我俩进了十个楼了
[00:18:16] 燕青就告诉你
[00:18:17] 除非我讲这讲那的
[00:18:20] 美女的事儿别叫人认出来
[00:18:23] 我把帽子往下拉拉不就得了
[00:18:27] 李逵把衣裳领子往上拽拽
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