[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成 [00:00:01] 单说这一天 [00:00:04] 路过一个地方 [00:00:05] 叫大流出 [00:00:09] 在江苏、河南交界的地方 [00:00:13] 有两条道聚会 [00:00:14] 一、这个地方非过不可 [00:00:19] 地理位置相当不远 [00:00:21] 离着大理图他不到十厘米 [00:00:25] 两面是山 [00:00:27] 山西雁 [00:00:28] 徐良在马上仰面看了看 [00:00:32] 嗯嗯 [00:00:34] 表示这个地势非常险要 [00:00:37] 他把马往前一提 [00:00:38] 靠近白云内药效一看 [00:00:42] 这个地方够吓人的啊 [00:00:45] 同事 [00:00:47] 富大爷六加一啊 [00:00:50] 我看这个地方山多林密 [00:00:53] 容易有诽闻出没 [00:00:56] 弟兄们多加几个菜啊 [00:00:59] 蒋平也喊 [00:01:00] 注意前缀后缀 [00:01:03] 等精神一点 [00:01:06] 蒋平的话音还未能落地 [00:01:10] 就凭这脑瓜子 [00:01:12] 好像天塌了啦啊 [00:01:21] 从左边的山头上扔出一块巨石来 [00:01:26] 这块石头要上秤 [00:01:28] 幺幺没2000斤也差不多 [00:01:33] 让您的大伙儿事先有充分的精神准备 [00:01:37] 匹马电脑不行 [00:01:39] 电脑外两旁一跑啊 [00:01:42] 这块石头摔得到当中摔成了八瓣儿 [00:01:47] 只把几个人面皮给崩沙交了费 [00:01:51] 舌头长 [00:01:53] 你说这大概是整个把路给拦住 [00:01:56] 平跟咔咔咔 [00:02:01] 路两边的大树还倒了好几棵 [00:02:04] 把道路是整个给拉住 [00:02:09] 各种迹象表明要出差 [00:02:12] 果不出所料 [00:02:14] 正在这时 [00:02:16] 就见我们的大树枝上 [00:02:22] 圈下11个人来 [00:02:25] 在石砬子后槽重之中又窜出100多 [00:02:31] 这些人全用黑灰抹脸卷大兆头 [00:02:35] 手中拿着刀枪棍棒 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