[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 玉面小达摩白云瑞大战 [00:00:04] 郭正芳 [00:00:06] 眼看就要把他收拾了 [00:00:08] 偏小 [00:00:10] 昆仑僧等人赶到了 [00:00:14] 那边说怎么那么巧啊 [00:00:17] 你看不巧不成熟吗 [00:00:21] 因为他们哪去看望一个朋友 [00:00:25] 兰亭御又有伤 [00:00:28] 他们就耽误些日子 [00:00:29] 现在兰亭御身体康复了 [00:00:33] 他们起身 [00:00:34] 赶奔东海、小蓬莱 [00:00:38] 突然想起来了 [00:00:40] 逍遥零五杨冠 [00:00:42] 还有个好朋友 [00:00:43] 就是这个锅蒸发 [00:00:46] 去看看她去 [00:00:47] 哎 [00:00:48] 哪知道正遇上这件事儿 [00:00:51] 昆仑僧一开始白云瑞 [00:00:54] 房书安等人 [00:00:55] 眼睛都红了 [00:00:58] 那可以说是仇深似海 [00:01:01] 冤家对头见了面 [00:01:04] 昆仑僧跟大伙儿说 [00:01:06] 哎 [00:01:07] 多强 [00:01:08] 在这儿又遇上了 [00:01:10] 这回可绝不能把他们放过 [00:01:13] 阿弥陀佛 [00:01:17] 在我一掌砸死姓白了 [00:01:22] 芭比额达罗霄 [00:01:24] 已听得大师傅 [00:01:26] 你何必跟他一般见识呢 [00:01:30] 对付白云瑞 [00:01:31] 有我足矣 [00:01:33] 我过去跟他冰凉冰凉 [00:01:36] 罗霄一伸手拽出五金折叠宝刀 [00:01:40] 达店铺噌往上一坐 [00:01:43] 来到白云瑞面前 [00:01:46] 上下看了几眼 [00:01:50] 姓白的 [00:01:52] 咱们可谓有缘呢 [00:01:54] 没想到在逍遥领下 [00:01:57] 见了面儿了 [00:01:58] 还认识我罗小母 [00:02:02] 白云瑞一开始 [00:02:03] 这会儿胸膜呀 [00:02:05] 心里不由得一阵紧张 [00:02:08] 因为什么锐一看自己这帮人要说能顶得住的没有几个呀 [00:02:17] 而且对方全都是杀人的恶魔、武艺高强、拔尖儿的人 [00:02:24] 他能不紧张 [00:02:26] 尤其有皇太子诏书在这儿 [00:02:30] 这个分量太重了 [00:02:33] 但是事到如今 [00:02:35] 就得硬着头皮再次应战 [00:02:39] 永远把宝刀一横 [00:02:41] 姓罗的好 [00:02:45] 既然见了面了 [00:02:46] 还想伸手不成 [00:02:48] 那当然了 [00:02:50] 见高人不能交臂失之 [00:02:54] 我逗过徐良 [00:02:56] 嗯 [00:02:57] 那个白眼没的确有两下子 [00:03:00] 我还没会过你玉面小达摩 [00:03:04] 今天我想开开眼白云瑞 [00:03:07] 来吧 [00:03:08] 咱来个宝刀对保单 [00:03:14] 说实话 [00:03:14] 他蹦起来抓就是一刀 [00:03:18] 云瑞闪身躲过一晃 [00:03:21] 金丝龙鳞 [00:03:22] 闪电劈两个人就斗在一处 [00:03:27] 两口宝刀上下翻飞着 [00:03:30] 寒光闪烁 [00:03:31] 冷气逼人 [00:03:33] 哈哈哈哈 [00:03:39] 八臂哪吒一边打着一边偷眼观瞧暗调大拇指罢了 [00:03:46] 看这意思 [00:03:47] 白瑞的功夫不次于徐良 [00:03:52] AJ 小白脸子有两下子 [00:03:55] 今天跟他交手还得格外留神 [00:03:58] 不假 [00:03:59] 我还得吃亏 [00:04:02] 这罗霄抖擞精神 [00:04:04] 把压箱底儿的绝活全倒了出来 [00:04:09] 可瑞呢 [00:04:10] 跟他伸手也真吃力 [00:04:13] 因为在龙虎风云汇上 [00:04:16] 云瑞看见过他的本事 [00:04:19] 他跟三哥徐良交手的时候 [00:04:21] 白云瑞看着真而切人 [00:04:24] 知道这家伙是个刺儿头 [00:04:27] 今天实际比划上了 [00:04:30] 于瑞才知道这个年轻人也不含糊 [00:04:35] 所以攒足了100%的劲儿 [00:04:39] 在职迎敌 [00:04:41] 他俩的功夫上下差不多少 [00:04:45] 一半时难以分出高低胜负 [00:04:48] 他们在这打折栽 [00:04:50] 闲不住 [00:04:51] 昆仑僧一看这什么地方 [00:04:54] 这是大宋朝的国土 [00:04:58] 有可能三侠五义的人随时都感到对我们不利 [00:05:04] 看眼前的形势是利在速战 [00:05:08] 啊 [00:05:08] 那就是皇太子赵府 [00:05:12] 别说他们的命根子 [00:05:14] 我要把赵福给逮住 [00:05:17] 你们全得玩完呢 [00:05:19] 起码都得担责任 [00:05:21] 4 D 人钟意恼怒 [00:05:23] 一道圣旨降下就被砍了你们的脑袋 [00:05:29] 对我也别闲着 [00:05:32] 我把这照数生擒活达 [00:05:35] 想在这给昆仑曾迈大步 [00:05:39] 笨皇太子就出来 [00:05:42] 你想保护皇太子有不少人呢 [00:05:47] 能叫昆仑僧得逞吗 [00:05:50] 虽然没有他能耐大 [00:05:52] 到了现在 [00:05:53] 每个人都把命豁出去了 [00:05:55] 头一个就是翻江竹江四爷 [00:06:00] 在看奖品 [00:06:01] 把分水峨眉刺一晃沾着玩秃驴休得猖狂 [00:06:08] 讲评在此 [00:06:12] 啊 [00:06:15] 蒋老师 [00:06:17] 怎么 [00:06:18] 你还敢拦住老 [00:06:20] 那你这点本事 [00:06:23] 你心里最清楚 [00:06:25] 你就100个捆成板儿 [00:06:28] 也不是老衲的对手 [00:06:31] 是分明的找死接着 [00:06:36] 蒋平知道人家说的不是吹牛皮啊 [00:06:40] 这100多个也不是人家的对手 [00:06:44] 但是事到现在 [00:06:46] 有能耐的人都没来 [00:06:48] 那怎么办呢 [00:06:49] 就得豁出一头去 [00:06:51] 四爷也不打眼晃峨眉刺接架相 [00:06:56] 还挡住胸声 [00:06:59] 后边儿一看 [00:07:00] 讲评哪行啊 [00:07:02] 丁大勇高亮la 家伙上来 [00:07:06] 此言不必担惊 [00:07:09] 我等住此一臂之力 [00:07:12] 三个人围住坤ce [00:07:16] 为住啊 [00:07:17] 也没用 [00:07:19] 不是人家的对手 [00:07:22] 一加太保刘志杰 [00:07:24] 笑面郎君沈明杰一看 [00:07:27] 四爷 [00:07:28] 我们也来了 [00:07:30] 这个凶僧厉害的邪乎 [00:07:32] 咱们五个人打 [00:07:37] 二人往上移中加入战团 [00:07:40] 五个人围住昆仑僧 [00:07:44] 您别忘了这句话 [00:07:46] 号虎架不住一群狼 [00:07:50] 双拳难敌四手 [00:07:52] 好汉架不住人多 [00:07:55] 虽然说昆仑僧有能力 [00:07:58] 但一个人对付五个也得费点儿劲儿 [00:08:03] 这五个人跟走马灯相似是吧 [00:08:06] 峨眉刺到了 [00:08:08] 刚躲过去 [00:08:09] Er X 刀到了 [00:08:11] 刚躲过去 [00:08:12] X 宝见到了 [00:08:14] 把坤森忙乎的满头冒汗 [00:08:18] 气的他一个劲儿的 [00:08:19] 哼哼嗯 [00:08:22] 好好好好 [00:08:25] 你们还有多少人都上去老衲收装包圆 [00:08:31] 他们就打到一处 [00:08:34] 三尺地灵魔 [00:08:36] 陆昆一拍 [00:08:37] 咱别在这看热闹 [00:08:40] 也得过去伸手 [00:08:42] 在看陆空率 [00:08:45] 把大红斗篷闪掉了 [00:08:47] 小个儿不高 [00:08:49] 非常灵巧的猿猴相似 [00:08:53] 蹭蹭蹭三川两中来到近前 [00:08:59] 他打算帮助昆仑僧 [00:09:02] 这大和尚边干边说 [00:09:05] 老剑客 [00:09:06] 别管我办 [00:09:09] 大事要紧 [00:09:11] 快去把皇太子生擒活拿 [00:09:15] 皇太子交给你了 [00:09:17] 不对呀 [00:09:19] 入昆一看 [00:09:21] 昆僧别看力比武 [00:09:23] 人没有生命之忧 [00:09:26] 有本事我干点旁的 [00:09:30] 所以他转过方向的是直奔皇太子 [00:09:34] 赵府 [00:09:36] 房书安 [00:09:37] 你看 [00:09:37] 嗯嗯 [00:09:39] 你看 [00:09:39] 然后你再往前来 [00:09:42] 我跟你玩命 [00:09:43] 快莎莎 [00:09:47] 鲁世杰手提镔铁轧油锤啊 [00:09:51] 蹭蹭窜上来了 [00:09:52] 好小个子 [00:09:54] 你招锤肉肉 [00:09:58] 吕仁杰在后头拽出链子 [00:10:01] 双枪非申请上来 [00:10:03] 两个人是甲骨入昆 [00:10:08] 杀了也白给 [00:10:09] 逼不住人家 [00:10:11] 身当门长 [00:10:13] 老爷子盖片称 [00:10:15] 你看不行 [00:10:16] 我也上去帮兵主任 [00:10:19] 手提双手在上面撒人的注入亏 [00:10:24] 房书安手提小片儿刀保护着皇太子说 [00:10:29] 剩下呢 [00:10:30] 把皇太子没中没中 [00:10:32] 要出事儿 [00:10:33] 你们可别负责试试 [00:10:37] 他们带了不少D 家人团团的把皇太子给围住了 [00:10:43] 你说这玩意是累赘 [00:10:45] 不不说他们 [00:10:47] 但是说一气仙孔炼通天贯地关注 [00:10:52] 你看 [00:10:52] 人家都伸着手了 [00:10:54] 我还能不伸手 [00:10:57] 拽出保健室 [00:10:58] 直奔防传 [00:11:01] 老方一看呢 [00:11:03] 脑袋有多大个儿 [00:11:06] 你给我站住 [00:11:07] 孔亮你想干什么 [00:11:10] 无良天尊 [00:11:13] 大脑袋 [00:11:15] 你说我想干什么 [00:11:17] 我要皇太子赵曙 [00:11:21] 姓方的 [00:11:23] 你要明白事儿 [00:11:24] 赶紧给我滚 [00:11:26] 老老实实的把兆数交给我 [00:11:29] 你还能保住这条狗命 [00:11:32] 如若不然 [00:11:33] 我是一件一个绝不留情 [00:11:38] 你想得到挺美啊 [00:11:41] 有我姓房的三寸气 [00:11:44] 在你丫就不能得逞 [00:11:48] 赶紧给我推过去 [00:11:50] 如果再往前来我我可急眼了啊 [00:11:54] 洪亮好像没切了 [00:11:56] 谁说你急眼能怎么地 [00:11:59] 别跟他费唾沫、晃保健室直奔方川 [00:12:05] 房书安哪行 [00:12:07] 往后一招手 [00:12:09] 是啊 [00:12:10] 给我堵住 [00:12:11] 给我接住 [00:12:13] 旁的人没办法呼啦抄过来 [00:12:16] 十来个把孔亮给截住了 [00:12:19] 方叔 [00:12:20] 俺在这儿指挥着 [00:12:22] 哎呀 [00:12:22] 左一团右一团就打了 [00:12:25] 穷炸了 [00:12:27] 老方站到皇太子身边 [00:12:31] 在这担当警卫 [00:12:33] 赵主看得清清心说 [00:12:36] 哎 [00:12:38] 我我算个什么玩意儿 [00:12:40] 我就是大家的累赘 [00:12:43] 都为了保护我 [00:12:44] 牵扯这么大的精力 [00:12:47] 看眼前的形势是凶多吉少 [00:12:52] 若安哪 [00:12:53] 咱们能平安躲过这一关 [00:12:56] 鼻梁说呢 [00:12:57] 我看够呛哦 [00:12:59] 皇太子不怨天不怨地就怨你 [00:13:05] 你说你没事儿溜达什么呢 [00:13:08] A 惹出多大的罗兰 [00:13:11] 哎呀 [00:13:12] 十年也命也 [00:13:14] 我看今儿个够呛 [00:13:18] 哎 [00:13:19] 正在这紧要关头 [00:13:22] 就听路边树林里头响起了锣声 [00:13:27] 啦啦啦啦 [00:13:29] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 [00:13:32] 有个苍老的声音 [00:13:34] 边敲锣边往外走 [00:13:38] 哎呀 [00:13:40] 真热闹 [00:13:42] 是庙会呀 [00:13:43] 还是赶集呀 [00:13:45] A 型了 [00:13:47] 今儿个有买卖 [00:13:49] 做了孙孙啊 [00:13:51] 来来来 [00:13:52] 跟着爷爷去看个热闹 [00:13:54] 踏浪踏浪 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