[00:00:01] Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
[00:00:04] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:00:06] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
[00:00:09] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:00:12] Ahem excuse me
[00:00:15] Can I have the attention of the class
[00:00:20] For one second
[00:00:21] Eminem
[00:00:23] Hi kids Do you like violence （Yeah yeah yeah ）
[00:00:26] Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids （Uh-huh ）
[00:00:28] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did （Yeah yeah ）
[00:00:32] Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is （Huh ）
[00:00:35] My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight
[00:00:37] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ）
[00:00:40] And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead
[00:00:42] Uh-uhhh So why's your face red Man you wasted
[00:00:46] Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:00:48] Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:00:51] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:00:53] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:00:56] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**
[00:01:00] Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast
[00:01:02] C'mere slut （Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ）
[00:01:05] I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off
[00:01:08] Chorus
[00:01:08] Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
[00:01:11] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:01:13] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
[00:01:17] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:01:19] Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
[00:01:22] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:01:24] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
[00:01:28] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:01:30] Eminem
[00:01:30] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
[00:01:32] Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five
[00:01:35] I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
[00:01:39] Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
[00:01:43] Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup
[00:01:47] Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians
[00:01:49] In a spaceship while they screamin at me LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS
[00:01:53] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[00:01:56] I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do （Damn ）
[00:01:58] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[00:02:01] Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her （Oh thank you ）
[00:02:05] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[00:02:07] And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans （Aaahhhhhh ）
[00:02:09] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[00:02:11] （Dude can I get your autograph ）
[00:02:13] So I signed it 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE '
[00:02:16] Chorus
[00:02:16] Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
[00:02:19] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:02:21] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
[00:02:24] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:02:26] Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
[00:02:30] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:02:31] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
[00:02:35] My name is scratches Slim Shady
[00:02:37] Eminem
[00:02:38] Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away （Get him ）
[00:02:40] Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE
[00:02:42] I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die （F**k that ）
[00:02:46] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[00:02:48] （Huh yup ） Am I comin or goin I can barely decide
[00:02:51] I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive （Go ahead）
[00:02:55] All my life I was very deprived
[00:02:56] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
[00:03:00] （Whoops ） Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too）
[00:03:02] I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks （C'mere）
[00:03:05] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
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