[00:00:00] 99 Problems (99个问题) - Ameritz Tribute Tracks [00:00:13] If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:00:16] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:00:18] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:00:21] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:00:24] Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" [00:00:26] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:00:29] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos [00:00:31] You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough [00:00:34] I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:00:36] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:00:39] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:00:41] They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t SO [00:00:44] Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:00:47] So advertisers can give em more cash for ads f**kers [00:00:50] I don't know what you take me as [00:00:52] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [00:00:54] I'm from rags to riches ni**a I ain't dumb [00:00:57] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:01:00] Hit me [00:01:02] 99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:01:05] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:01:07] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:01:10] Hit me [00:01:10] The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw [00:01:12] In my rear view mirror is the mother f**king law [00:01:15] I got two choices yall pull over the car or [00:01:17] Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor [00:01:20] Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake [00:01:23] Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [00:01:25] So I pull over to the side of the road [00:01:28] And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for " [00:01:31] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [00:01:33] Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [00:01:36] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo [00:01:38] "Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four" [00:01:41] "License and registration and step out of the car" [00:01:44] "Are you carrying a weapon on you [00:01:45] I know a lot of you are" [00:01:46] I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit [00:01:48] "Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit " [00:01:51] Well my glove compartment is locked [00:01:53] So is the trunk and the back [00:01:54] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [00:01:56] "Aren't you sharp as a tack are some [00:01:59] Type of lawyer or something " [00:01:59] "Or somebody important or something " [00:02:01] Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit [00:02:04] Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [00:02:07] "Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" [00:02:09] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:11] Hit me [00:02:14] 99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:17] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02:19] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:21] Hit me [00:02:25] 99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:27] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02:29] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:32] Hit me [00:02:33] Now once upon a time not too long ago [00:02:35] A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a hoe [00:02:37] This is not a hoe in the sense of having a p**sy [00:02:40] But a p**sy having no God Damn sense try and push me [00:02:43] I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord [00:02:45] Pray for him cause some fools just love to perform [00:02:48] You know the type loud as a motor bike [00:02:50] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [00:02:53] The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping [00:02:55] He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain [00:02:58] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again [00:03:01] Back through the system with the riff raff again [00:03:03] Fiends on the floor scratching again [00:03:06] Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them [00:03:08] D A tried to give the ni**a the shaft again [00:03:11] Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African [00:03:13] All because this fool was harrassin' them [00:03:16] Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin