[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成
[00:00:04] 谢谢大家非常热情的掌声
[00:00:06] 来到天津春节联欢晚会
[00:00:08] 我们这是第二次了
[00:00:10] 大伙儿非常的热情
[00:00:11] 我们非常的高兴
[00:00:12] 嗯
[00:00:13] 首先呢
[00:00:14] 祝大家新春快乐
[00:00:15] 万事如意
[00:00:17] 谢谢
[00:00:21] 有认识我们的朋友
[00:00:22] 也有不认识我们的朋友
[00:00:23] A 保不齐
[00:00:24] 先做一个介绍
[00:00:25] 好
[00:00:25] 我叫岳云鹏
[00:00:27] 是您和他给您说
[00:00:28] 你等会儿
[00:00:29] 大家伙儿
[00:00:30] 你等会儿什么叫和他呀
[00:00:33] 怎么啦
[00:00:34] 我叫什么名字没说呢
[00:00:36] 你有名字吗
[00:00:37] 哎
[00:00:37] 这废话
[00:00:38] 能没名字吗
[00:00:39] 好
[00:00:40] 他叫什么名字
[00:00:42] 说呀
[00:00:42] 小黑可以
[00:00:43] 这个
[00:00:44] 我们两个人呢
[00:00:44] 你等会儿什么叫小黑呀什么的
[00:00:47] 大黄
[00:00:47] 没有
[00:00:49] 您说那狗明儿你有人名字吗
[00:00:52] 你甭说这叫什么话啊
[00:00:54] 叫什么啊
[00:00:55] 叫孙越
[00:00:56] 孙越孙老师是相声演员
[00:00:59] 对
[00:00:59] 我们两个人呢
[00:01:00] 站在这个舞台上
[00:01:01] 心情十分的开心
[00:01:02] 也看到了很多的观众对实话实说啊
[00:01:05] 如果说今天来不了那么多观众啊
[00:01:08] 我们也得给您眼哦
[00:01:10] 还得演
[00:01:10] 当然啦
[00:01:11] 嗯
[00:01:11] 大伙儿非常的热情
[00:01:12] 拿出我们最好的节目奉献给您
[00:01:15] 不在人多少a
[00:01:16] 对了
[00:01:16] 如果说今天来五个观众
[00:01:18] 就五个人儿
[00:01:19] 哎
[00:01:19] 我们也得眼
[00:01:20] 哎呦呵
[00:01:21] 把我们最好的节目奉献给您好啊
[00:01:24] 如果说今天就来一个观众
[00:01:26] 呃
[00:01:26] 照样演不演啦
[00:01:28] 诶
[00:01:29] 怎么一个不演了
[00:01:29] 一个观众没法演呢阿
[00:01:31] 为什么呀
[00:01:31] 你琢磨
[00:01:32] 咱们俩走上台
[00:01:33] 发现今天就坐了一个观众一个人儿
[00:01:36] 咱们的戏
[00:01:36] 心情难免有些失落感呐
[00:01:38] 怎么了也得演a 万一观众有要求怎么办呢
[00:01:43] 这一个观众有什么要求啊
[00:01:45] 当然有要求啦
[00:01:46] 观众说了
[00:01:47] 二位先别说了啊
[00:01:49] 咱仨斗地主吧
[00:01:50] 来吧
[00:01:52] 别说斗是不斗啊
[00:01:53] 你
[00:01:54] 你
[00:01:54] 你知道他
[00:01:55] 他玩儿多大的
[00:01:56] 玩儿多大的跟人家斗啊
[00:01:58] 玩儿多大也不能斗
[00:01:59] 根本就不能斗
[00:02:00] 再输了
[00:02:04] 朋友们
[00:02:05] 这是瞎说
[00:02:06] 哎
[00:02:07] 春节晚会不可能没有观众
[00:02:09] 哎
[00:02:10] 不可能啊
[00:02:10] 而且呢
[00:02:11] 观众满怀热情来看节目
[00:02:13] 过年嘛
[00:02:14] 有歌有舞
[00:02:15] 什么都有
[00:02:16] 对
[00:02:16] 有相声
[00:02:17] 有小品
[00:02:18] 哎
[00:02:19] 实话实说打响
[00:02:20] 我不知道相声跟小品的区别啊
[00:02:23] 这两个门类你弄不清楚
[00:02:24] 弄不清楚就是搞笑呗
[00:02:26] 哎
[00:02:27] 就搞笑的艺术长大以后我才知道
[00:02:29] 明白了
[00:02:30] 小品跟我们是有区别的
[00:02:32] 您说说上来他就是人物啊
[00:02:34] 他带着人物上来
[00:02:35] 带着人物上来的这个相声不太一样
[00:02:38] 对
[00:02:38] 拿嘴说
[00:02:39] 嗯
[00:02:39] 描绘出一个场景
[00:02:41] 勾勒出一个画面
[00:02:43] 全靠演员自己把您带进来
[00:02:45] 嗯
[00:02:45] 实话实说有难度
[00:02:47] 有难度啊
[00:02:48] 跟这个电影还不太一样
[00:02:49] 哎
[00:02:49] 电影又一种表现手法
[00:02:51] 拼接镜头
[00:02:52] 嗯
[00:02:53] 表现的是这个故事
[00:02:54] 哎
[00:02:55] 蒙太奇啊
[00:02:55] 叫蒙太奇
[00:02:57] 好电影
[00:02:57] 确实是值得一看
[00:02:59] 那是前几年有一个好电影
[00:03:01] 什么呀
[00:03:01] 叫阿凡提
[00:03:02] 哦
[00:03:02] 阿凡
[00:03:03] 这个
[00:03:04] 这是个3D 电影
[00:03:05] 有的朋友说了
[00:03:06] 什么叫3D 电影呢
[00:03:08] 给您解释一下
[00:03:09] 3D 电影就是不是二哥拍的
[00:03:11] 叫三弟电影
[00:03:14] 二哥拍不了啊
[00:03:16] 啊
[00:03:16] 有些着急
[00:03:17] 别
[00:03:17] 去年有一个电影叫关云长
[00:03:20] 二哥算站起来了
[00:03:21] 诶
[00:03:21] 老大还不行
[00:03:24] 您这不胡说八道的吗
[00:03:25] 谁胡说八道了
[00:03:26] 哦
[00:03:26] 3D 电影吗
[00:03:28] 不是二哥拍的
[00:03:29] 对
[00:03:29] 这3D 电影张飞拍的
[00:03:33] 有可能是沙僧拍的呀
[00:03:34] 诶
[00:03:35] 全明白
[00:03:36] 你看二哥生气了吧
[00:03:38] 谁生气了
[00:03:40] 二师兄生气了
[00:03:41] 你看看
[00:03:42] 你甭说这个啊
[00:03:43] 你也可以拍一个呀
[00:03:45] 拍什么拍啊
[00:03:46] 高老庄的美好时代
[00:03:47] 哎
[00:03:47] 行行
[00:03:49] 别提这个了
[00:03:49] 高老庄
[00:03:50] 飞甲高老庄
[00:03:52] 囧多好啊
[00:03:52] 囧还得
[00:03:53] 嗯
[00:03:54] 没有啊
[00:03:55] 您别胡说啊
[00:03:56] 3D 指的是拍摄的技术
[00:03:58] 观看的角度
[00:03:59] 没错没错
[00:04:00] 三维立体
[00:04:01] 3D
[00:04:01] 哎
[00:04:02] 您说投机
[00:04:03] 您的电影叫什么名字
[00:04:04] 阿凡题
[00:04:07] 哎哟
[00:04:07] 你瞅你这该死怎么回事儿
[00:04:09] 裁判就好了
[00:04:10] 喜欢这干嘛啊
[00:04:11] 阿凡提说错了什么呀
[00:04:14] 这叫阿凡达对阿凡达
[00:04:17] 骑鸟ER 的
[00:04:20] 你看他那个作死的样子
[00:04:22] 你看看那
[00:04:23] 那怎么骑
[00:04:23] 对了
[00:04:24] 阿凡达a
[00:04:25] 好电影
[00:04:26] 值得一看
[00:04:27] 很成功啊
[00:04:28] 好相声
[00:04:28] 也值得一听
[00:04:29] 那是刚才说这个电影啊
[00:04:31] 属于科幻片儿
[00:04:32] 哎
[00:04:32] 对
[00:04:33] 科幻类
[00:04:33] 实话实说
[00:04:34] 这个类型的片子我不怎么喜欢
[00:04:36] 您不爱看多少啊
[00:04:37] 有些虚假哦
[00:04:38] 我比较喜欢看的
[00:04:40] 嗯
[00:04:40] 乡村题材的片子哦
[00:04:42] 就比较百姓这种
[00:04:44] 当然啦
[00:04:44] 哦
[00:04:45] 去年呢
[00:04:45] 我拍了一个电影
[00:04:47] 你还拍电影a 叫做
[00:04:48] 就是闹着玩儿的哦
[00:04:50] 说的是豫语
[00:04:51] 我在里边儿演一个人
[00:04:52] 豫这个人呢
[00:04:54] 你疼
[00:04:54] 你疼我都没明白
[00:04:56] 你说这几句话怎么啦
[00:04:58] 您拍了一个电影儿啊
[00:05:00] 雨
[00:05:01] 对什么教育与我问你
[00:05:05] 嗯
[00:05:05] 香港话怎么说阿
[00:05:06] 粤语
[00:05:07] 对了
[00:05:08] 玉宇
[00:05:11] 嗯
[00:05:12] 河南话对喽
[00:05:16] 那你说河南话不就完了吗
[00:05:18] 这样说显得洋气不洋气啊
[00:05:20] 洋气什么呀
[00:05:21] 您后边儿说的也不对啊什么的
[00:05:23] 我在里边儿演一个人呐
[00:05:25] 演的就是人呐
[00:05:26] 那用你说吗
[00:05:28] 那个动物世界人不找我呀
[00:05:30] 哎
[00:05:30] 这个
[00:05:31] 这是一个好片子哦
[00:05:32] 是吗
[00:05:32] 当时放映的时候
[00:05:33] 这个影厅放的是我们这个片子
[00:05:36] 其他的影厅放的是好莱坞的大片儿
[00:05:39] 打擂台
[00:05:39] 哎
[00:05:40] 对了
[00:05:40] 哎哟
[00:05:40] 都是豫语哦
[00:05:41] 都是非常的好看
[00:05:43] 打心里he 我
[00:05:44] 你等会儿那个澎湃澎湃了
[00:05:48] 我听的纳了闷了
[00:05:49] 你们这不是胡来吗
[00:05:50] 这不是谁胡来了
[00:05:52] 那外国什么片子都能河南话
[00:05:54] 当然啦
[00:05:55] 我想想啊
[00:05:56] A
[00:05:57] 头些日子有一个敢死队二
[00:05:59] 嗯
[00:05:59] 就是硬汉打仗那种啊啊
[00:06:01] 那个
[00:06:01] 你那眼河南话的
[00:06:02] 当然啦
[00:06:03] 不是那玩意儿能看吗
[00:06:04] 你好听极了
[00:06:05] 这还好听呢
[00:06:06] 史泰龙端着枪啊
[00:06:08] 打死你个龟孙儿
[00:06:13] 家和施瓦辛格
[00:06:14] 阿玲娘啊
[00:06:15] 好疼啊
[00:06:18] 好家伙嘞
[00:06:19] 特别好看
[00:06:20] 没有翻译这个
[00:06:21] 你光说这个什么破片子
[00:06:23] 世界著名的好片子
[00:06:24] 好电影
[00:06:25] 泰坦尼克号照样豫语照样感动观众
[00:06:30] 感动的观众眼泪扑簌簌地往下流
[00:06:33] 行了
[00:06:33] 别扑酥了
[00:06:34] 泰坦尼克号啊
[00:06:36] 又叫这铁达尼
[00:06:37] 对啦
[00:06:38] 这船撞到冰山上啊
[00:06:40] 灾难片儿啊
[00:06:42] 豫语啊
[00:06:43] 哎哟
[00:06:44] 那不是灾难片儿改喜剧片儿了吗
[00:06:46] 怎么会呢
[00:06:47] 不是郑国的
[00:06:49] 嗯
[00:06:49] 这片子您瞧了吗
[00:06:50] 瞧了呀
[00:06:51] 正正经经瞧了啊
[00:06:53] 那行
[00:06:54] 那您啊
[00:06:55] 我们用这个语就是河南话
[00:06:57] 嗯
[00:06:57] 模仿其中一个桥段
[00:06:59] 怎么样
[00:06:59] 模仿一个其中的片段
[00:07:01] 哎
[00:07:02] 船一折啊
[00:07:03] 普通话是这样的
[00:07:05] 船折了以后
[00:07:06] 咔
[00:07:07] 这是普通话
[00:07:08] 那河南话呢
[00:07:09] 咔嚓
[00:07:14] 说实话啊
[00:07:16] 我头回听说这个音效带方言的多好啊
[00:07:20] 像话吗
[00:07:20] 这都不是
[00:07:21] 您得模仿两个人说话
[00:07:23] 两个人说话
[00:07:24] 哎
[00:07:24] 那就模仿一个其中经典的片段
[00:07:26] 片段
[00:07:26] 肉丝
[00:07:27] 这个肉丝儿有没有肉馅儿
[00:07:30] 你什么叫肉馅儿啊
[00:07:32] 什么叫肉丝儿
[00:07:33] 女主角
[00:07:34] 女主角热死
[00:07:36] 好家伙
[00:07:37] 一说他怎么这么高兴啊
[00:07:38] 喜欢这个肉丝儿啊
[00:07:40] 肉丝儿跳床有这么一段兜兜
[00:07:44] 肉丝儿跳床
[00:07:48] 跳什么床啊
[00:07:49] 我听着你说
[00:07:50] 跳床
[00:07:51] 跳船吃乌
[00:07:52] 昂船跳船吃光
[00:07:56] 这不还是床吗
[00:07:58] 跳船
[00:07:58] 跳船
[00:07:59] 哈
[00:07:59] 哎
[00:07:59] 对了
[00:08:00] 你确定你那个船没有腿儿吗
[00:08:05] 嗯
[00:08:07] 你想清楚了没有
[00:08:09] 肉丝儿在这个床帮上这么待着
[00:08:10] 床帮上到底什么呀
[00:08:14] 船帮
[00:08:14] 船的围栏
[00:08:15] 船的围栏
[00:08:16] A 这么待着要往下跳
[00:08:18] 哎呦
[00:08:18] 杰克过来了
[00:08:19] 开始聊天儿
[00:08:20] 开始沟通
[00:08:20] 有没有哦
[00:08:21] 俩人儿头一次见面儿啊
[00:08:23] 有
[00:08:24] 有
[00:08:24] 八经典
[00:08:25] 你模仿一下啊
[00:08:25] 模仿这个
[00:08:26] 嗯
[00:08:27] 您这是肉丝儿啊
[00:08:29] 嗯啊
[00:08:30] 杰克抽着烟对赛于谦
[00:08:35] 这玩意儿
[00:08:38] 妮儿
[00:08:39] 妮儿
[00:08:39] 弄啥了呀
[00:08:40] 哎
[00:08:44] 我真的不想在苞米地里碰见的
[00:08:48] 你瞧肉丝这模样
[00:08:50] 都快风干了吧
[00:08:54] 滚什么滚
[00:08:59] 你冲我说这么大声干嘛去滚啊
[00:09:02] 滚
[00:09:03] 跳船
[00:09:05] 跳船
[00:09:10] 您这边都做到吗
[00:09:11] 今儿上傻牙挑串挑串
[00:09:17] 嗯
[00:09:19] 别跳呗
[00:09:21] 哎呀
[00:09:21] 你可该死
[00:09:22] 这样跳呗
[00:09:24] 嗯
[00:09:24] 那海水可凉啊
[00:09:28] 那海水可凉啥呀
[00:09:30] 海水可凉啊可凉
[00:09:33] 多凉啊
[00:09:34] 还得问清楚了
[00:09:37] 这烟够禁抽的啊
[00:09:40] 多凉啊
[00:09:42] 可凉可凉啊
[00:09:44] 俩人不会聊天儿
[00:09:45] 这是别跳呗
[00:09:47] 跳呗
[00:09:47] 是啊
[00:09:48] 你看那个ni ER 上来还怪呆劲来呀
[00:09:52] 哎哟
[00:09:53] 翻译这个的啊
[00:09:54] 好片子呀
[00:09:55] 哪儿好着没瞧着
[00:09:56] 要不这样吧
[00:09:57] 哪样儿
[00:09:57] 咱们两个人呐
[00:09:58] 表演这个泰坦尼克号最经典的片段
[00:10:01] 什么呀
[00:10:01] 呃
[00:10:01] 船断了以后
[00:10:03] 咱们两个人在水里生死离别
[00:10:05] 照样用豫语
[00:10:07] 照样能感动观众
[00:10:08] 怎么样啊
[00:10:10] 男女主人公啊
[00:10:11] 一个在这个船板上趴着
[00:10:13] 一个在水里泡着
[00:10:14] 嗯
[00:10:14] 俩人儿生死离别
[00:10:16] 最后男主人公沉了
[00:10:17] 怎么样
[00:10:18] 最经典那段
[00:10:19] 嗯
[00:10:19] 行啊行啊
[00:10:20] 大伙说行
[00:10:23] 来吧
[00:10:23] 这能给大家感动了吗
[00:10:25] 能啊
[00:10:25] 没问题没问题
[00:10:27] 那行
[00:10:27] 那咱就说说
[00:10:28] 谁来杰克
[00:10:29] 谁来肉丝
[00:10:30] 我来杰克
[00:10:30] 你来肉丝儿
[00:10:32] 刚才我说了
[00:10:32] 我喜欢这个
[00:10:33] 你
[00:10:33] 你等会儿丰硕一些
[00:10:35] 你先想清楚了啊
[00:10:36] 嗯
[00:10:36] 我来肉丝儿
[00:10:38] 我趴着这船板上
[00:10:40] 嗯
[00:10:40] 得多大一块儿啊
[00:10:43] 你要有这么大一块的
[00:10:44] 全船人不都得救了
[00:10:49] 那也是哈
[00:10:50] 这废话吗
[00:10:51] 你来肉丝啊
[00:10:52] 那我来肉丝儿
[00:10:53] 哎
[00:10:53] 对
[00:10:53] 你来杰克
[00:10:54] 我来杰克
[00:10:55] 行行了阿
[00:10:56] 咱们这就开始
[00:10:57] 哎
[00:10:57] 可以阿
[00:10:58] 你在那边
[00:10:59] 我在这边a
[00:10:59] 你在哪边儿来呀
[00:11:00] 咱俩没有
[00:11:02] 咱俩开始在水里泡着
[00:11:04] 行啊
[00:11:04] 区分一下男女哦
[00:11:06] 还得区分我化一下妆
[00:11:07] 你还得化妆
[00:11:08] 过年了吗
[00:11:09] 过年就得化妆
[00:11:10] 嗯
[00:11:12] 哦
[00:11:12] 这是要改一小短裙
[00:11:18] 啊
[00:11:18] 您这腰也忒高了
[00:11:19] 嗯
[00:11:20] 您这
[00:11:27] 哎
[00:11:27] 那个商量个事儿行吗
[00:11:28] 啊
[00:11:29] 我能不就你吗
[00:11:32] 我还不愿跟你呢
[00:11:33] 好家伙
[00:11:34] 怎么长
[00:11:35] 这不还坐船去了
[00:11:36] 你看
[00:11:37] 嗯
[00:11:38] 你把耳朵露出来
[00:11:38] 对对对
[00:11:40] 哎
[00:11:43] 好家伙来
[00:11:45] 真挺好
[00:11:46] 这脸脸还真不小
[00:11:47] 那是
[00:11:48] 嗯
[00:11:48] 开始吗
[00:11:49] 咱们开始玩了呢
[00:11:50] 有一个船板
[00:11:51] 船板在哪呢
[00:11:52] 船板呀
[00:11:53] 咱
[00:11:54] 你别趴桌子
[00:11:54] 就这个吧
[00:11:55] 哎
[00:11:55] 不对对
[00:11:56] 没有趴桌子的知道吗
[00:11:57] 那我趴地上
[00:11:58] 那哪行啊
[00:11:59] 那怎么办
[00:11:59] 还得捡着钱怎么办呀
[00:12:02] 这这个好比是船板
[00:12:05] 好
[00:12:05] 你就拿这个做比成样
[00:12:07] 做比成样吗
[00:12:08] 好a 就这么呆着
[00:12:09] 拖着这手摁着行吧
[00:12:11] 嗯
[00:12:11] 你呢
[00:12:12] 我你给我一个角
[00:12:13] 我就稍微八着一点
[00:12:14] 行行行
[00:12:15] 要不然我就沉了
[00:12:16] 行
[00:12:16] 明白吧
[00:12:17] 行吗
[00:12:18] 咱俩这就开始开始
[00:12:25] 杰克
[00:12:26] 哎
[00:12:27] 如丝水来啦
[00:12:32] 沏茶
[00:12:37] 什么水来了就沏茶呀
[00:12:40] 不是送开水的到了吗
[00:12:41] 什么开水
[00:12:42] 海水
[00:12:43] 哦
[00:12:44] 还来
[00:12:45] 忘了
[00:12:46] 我一看你怎么想起送开水大妈了
[00:12:49] 再来啊
[00:12:49] 嗯
[00:12:52] 杰克
[00:12:52] 哎
[00:12:53] 如丝
[00:12:54] 水来了能给我搓的后背
[00:12:59] 不是你跑这儿洗澡来啦
[00:13:01] 不还水来海水浴场吗
[00:13:03] 什么浴场
[00:13:03] 什么浴场啊
[00:13:04] 咱俩快死了
[00:13:05] 生死离别了哦
[00:13:06] 在这冰山的海水里泡着
[00:13:09] 咱话说清楚了啊
[00:13:10] 您这不对啊
[00:13:11] 咱俩都在水里泡着干嘛
[00:13:13] 海水来了呀
[00:13:14] 哟
[00:13:14] 你嫌咱俩死的不痛快是吧
[00:13:16] 水已经来了
[00:13:17] 是
[00:13:17] 已经在水里泡着
[00:13:18] 好好好
[00:13:19] 没有这句
[00:13:20] 来来来
[00:13:25] 这块儿
[00:13:27] 哎如斯
[00:13:31] 我可能是要死了
[00:13:37] 嫩要好好的活下去中
[00:13:48] 他怎么答应了他怎么
[00:13:51] 呃
[00:13:52] 如斯杰克恁要健健康康地活着
[00:14:01] 要是有那个合适的人
[00:14:04] 尖儿嫩就往前走一步
[00:14:10] 可以啊
[00:14:13] 我早该死了
[00:14:15] 阿如死啊
[00:14:17] 这可达咱俩认识开始
[00:14:22] 到现在也没腾出啥时间谈谈心
[00:14:27] 嗯
[00:14:28] 一天到晚呀
[00:14:29] 忙个没完没了
[00:14:32] 咱俩不是画画儿啊
[00:14:35] 就是坐汽车
[00:14:40] 你看我这都要死了啊
[00:14:43] 那都没什么跟我说的吗
[00:14:46] 我能说吗
[00:14:47] 那说吧
[00:14:48] 那我说了啊说呀
[00:14:49] 我真的说了说呀
[00:14:51] 你倒是杰克而不是我呀
[00:14:53] 打死你个龟孙儿别来了
[00:14:55] 你怎么样
[00:15:12] 孙越孙老师会唱那个最炫民族风哇
[00:15:18] 来哇
[00:15:21] 呐
[00:15:21] 大过年的也不找事儿嘛
[00:15:23] 这不搁哪
[00:15:24] 唱了
[00:15:24] 这我唱不了啊
[00:15:27] 你就逼着我唱
[00:15:31] 还表一个
[00:15:32] 我还得得得听我说句话
[00:15:37] 行
[00:15:37] 我唱也行行吧
[00:15:38] 我唱不行吗
[00:15:40] 但是呢
[00:15:41] 我唱之前我得说句话啊
[00:15:43] 我只能唱
[00:15:44] 我不是岳云鹏
[00:15:45] 岳云鹏能唱能跳
[00:15:50] 怎么说怎么说话呢
[00:15:52] 你怎么说话呢
[00:15:53] 因为说话有点厕所里跳高
[00:15:55] 怎么讲你过分了
[00:15:58] 哎
[00:15:59] 你要这么说
[00:16:00] 你厕所里跳高没跳过去怎么讲找屎啦
[00:16:06] 啊
[00:16:09] 我们撒娇没用啊
[00:16:11] 那就给给大伙儿唱几句
[00:16:12] 唱几句最炫民族风
[00:16:13] 会几句唱几句啊
[00:16:15] 你干嘛呢
[00:16:19] 苍茫的天涯是我的爱
[00:16:23] 绵绵的青山脚下花正开
[00:16:28] 什么样的节奏是最呀最摇摆
[00:16:32] 什么样的歌声才是最开怀
[00:16:36] 我们要唱
[00:16:37] 就要唱得最痛快
[00:16:40] 苍茫的天涯是我的爱
[00:16:44] 绵绵的青山脚下花正开
[00:16:48] 什么样的节奏是最呀最摇摆
[00:16:53] 什么样的歌声才是最开怀
[00:16:57] 我们要唱
[00:16:58] 就要唱得最痛快
[00:17:01] 苍茫的天宇
[00:17:02] 等会儿
[00:17:03] 等会儿你迷路了是吧
[00:17:05] 你往后不会啦
[00:17:07] 不会的
[00:17:07] 别唱了
[00:17:08] 给您唱一个别的
[00:17:09] 别唱一个最近我比较喜欢的一首歌曲是吗
[00:17:12] 芹菜的那个蔡琴
[00:17:14] 蔡琴的一首歌曲我听降压药呢哈
[00:17:18] 蔡琴的一首歌曲叫做那被遗忘的时光
[00:17:21] 献给今天在座的各位
[00:17:22] 谢谢
[00:17:24] 这比较经典
[00:17:26] 嗯
[00:17:26] 您来吧
[00:17:28] 是谁
[00:17:32] 送你来到我身边
[00:17:36] 是na 远远的命运
[00:17:44] 别说打没
[00:17:45] 打着不管
[00:17:45] 真有范儿
[00:17:46] 这不是我夸你呢
[00:17:48] 我这怎么啦
[00:17:49] 这是蔡琴吗
[00:17:50] 这不兔子精吗
[00:17:51] 这不a 想起兔子精你
[00:17:54] 你很开心对不对
[00:17:55] 我想她开什么心
[00:17:56] 想起嫦娥了没
[00:17:57] 没有啊
[00:17:59] 甭说这个你
[00:18:00] 你后悔当初调戏嫦娥吗
[00:18:02] 管着管不着
[00:18:02] 你管这干嘛
[00:18:04] 你唱对了
[00:18:05] 是谁在敲打我窗
[00:18:06] 对对对
[00:18:08] 是谁在敲打我窗户
[00:18:16] 怎么还有户呢
[00:18:18] 窗户吗
[00:18:19] 没有呼
[00:18:20] 没有呼
[00:18:21] 是谁在敲打我窗
[00:18:27] 没有湖
[00:18:30] 没有湖可以不唱啊
[00:18:32] 不要这个没有户就敲打我窗的啊
[00:18:34] 好好好
[00:18:35] 是谁在敲打我窗
[00:18:42] 是谁还敲打我窗
[00:18:49] 是谁不断地敲打我窗
[00:18:56] 你要不让他进来
[00:19:01] 不
[00:19:01] 不对吗
[00:19:01] 废话
[00:19:03] 敲三回了
[00:19:04] 知道吗
[00:19:05] 往下词儿我不会了
[00:19:06] 诶
[00:19:06] 好
[00:19:07] 您别净出来蒙事情
[00:19:08] 最浪漫的事
[00:19:09] 现在
[00:19:10] 今天在座的各位注意听啊
[00:19:12] 炒熟的就好
[00:19:13] 背靠着背坐在地毯上
[00:19:18] 听听音乐
[00:19:19] 聊聊愿望
[00:19:23] 你希望我越来越温柔
[00:19:26] 我希望你放我在心上
[00:19:31] 也是这个被我深爱的男人
[00:19:36] 错
[00:19:37] 你说我是世上最美的女人
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