[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 好音质 [00:00:02] 用酷我于师傅的解忧taxi 只在酷我调频 [00:00:07] 一程风雨一程情 [00:00:09] 20年的故事 [00:00:10] 乘客司机话不停 [00:00:12] 贫嘴的哥 [00:00:13] 跟您聊聊咱们百姓自己的事儿 [00:00:16] 听众朋友大家好 [00:00:17] 这里是于师傅的解忧taxi [00:00:27] 哈喽大家好 [00:00:28] 欢迎您收听酷我电台于师傅解忧taxi [00:00:31] 我是这档节目的主播啊 [00:00:33] 来自北京的的士歌手余波 [00:00:36] 很高兴您能收听我的节目啊 [00:00:39] 还是感谢您在百忙之中啊收听我的节目 [00:00:43] 今天跟大家聊什么呢 [00:00:44] 我想聊聊我遇到的奇葩乘客吧啊 [00:00:48] 反正我可能想说两个人啊 [00:00:51] 或者三个人啊 [00:00:52] 但是第一个人肯定是我遇到的最奇葩的人 [00:00:57] 什么人呢 [00:00:58] 那年啊 [00:00:59] 呃 [00:00:59] 我记得我开的是夏利车 [00:01:02] 我家住在哪儿呢 [00:01:03] 北京市建国门外永安里啊 [00:01:08] 内地很多人都知道啊 [00:01:09] 尤其北京司机啊 [00:01:11] 就是住在友谊商店对面 [00:01:14] 啊我当时呢 [00:01:16] 呃我们一块儿啊 [00:01:17] 包括呃我的孩子呀 [00:01:20] 包括爱人啊 [00:01:21] 父母啊 [00:01:22] 我们五口人啊 [00:01:23] 住在一个三居室啊 [00:01:25] 生活的挺好 [00:01:26] 我开的夏利呢啊 [00:01:27] 也挺牛啊 [00:01:29] 比当时内面的强多了面的 [00:01:31] 你得穿那个跨栏儿背心儿 [00:01:34] 穿那裤衩啊 [00:01:35] 但是开夏利不一样啊 [00:01:37] 咱得正规点儿啊 [00:01:38] 穿着汗衫 [00:01:40] 穿着西服啊 [00:01:42] 是在领带没带过 [00:01:44] 但是呢 [00:01:45] 那会儿呢啊 [00:01:46] 我就早已经挂上了 [00:01:48] 什么汉显 [00:01:49] BB机啊 [00:01:50] 手里拿着那个大哥大呀 [00:01:52] 内大哥大不是那个特别大 [00:01:54] 那个板儿砖大哥大啊 [00:01:56] 已经变成小的了啊 [00:01:58] 那小的当时我记得还有几种牌子 [00:02:00] 什么爱立信啊 [00:02:02] 摩托罗拉呀 [00:02:03] 还有什么什么 [00:02:03] 咱就不给他们做广告了啊 [00:02:05] 反正我当时就挂那么一个啊小的啊 [00:02:08] 大哥大拉活儿 [00:02:11] 每天啊 [00:02:11] 开夏利啊 [00:02:12] 确实舒服 [00:02:14] 真的确实舒服 [00:02:16] 比开面的强多了啊 [00:02:18] 我呢 [00:02:19] 无意中啊 [00:02:20] 有一天在上午拉到一个乘客 [00:02:24] 是一位女乘客啊 [00:02:26] 岁数也不大啊 [00:02:27] 20 出头吧 [00:02:29] 啊 [00:02:30] 上车先跟我说 [00:02:31] 啊师傅啊 [00:02:32] 咱去哪儿去哪儿 [00:02:33] 哎 [00:02:34] 好去哪儿去哪儿去哪儿 [00:02:36] 反正嗯的表就走呗 [00:02:37] 对吧 [00:02:38] 嗯 [00:02:38] 的单程是吧 [00:02:40] 他也没说 [00:02:40] 上面说 [00:02:41] 一会儿我还要回这儿来 [00:02:43] 按我们这行的规矩 [00:02:44] 什么呀 [00:02:45] 如果人上车要说啊 [00:02:46] 说师傅 [00:02:46] 咱先走 [00:02:47] 一会儿还回到这儿来 [00:02:49] 那我们就得嗯 [00:02:50] 往返啊 [00:02:50] 他没说 [00:02:52] 那我就嗯 [00:02:52] 单程 [00:02:54] 开了俩小时 [00:02:55] 上午 [00:02:56] 呃 [00:02:56] 具体去哪儿呢 [00:02:57] 之前的事儿我还真忘了啊 [00:03:00] 但是我记忆犹新的听好了啊 [00:03:03] 是什么呀 [00:03:04] A 师傅 [00:03:05] J 北京中午哪儿吃饭好吃啊 [00:03:09] 当时啊 [00:03:10] 已经有鬼接了 [00:03:11] 我记得有鬼接了 [00:03:13] 但是我从来没有去过簋街吃饭 [00:03:16] 都说簋街生意特别好 [00:03:19] 我就跟他说 [00:03:20] 我说那这样行吗 [00:03:21] 那我带您去一个啊 [00:03:23] 北京啊 [00:03:24] 最好的地方 [00:03:25] 也是最牛的一条街 [00:03:26] 咱到那儿吃饭 [00:03:27] 去行吗 [00:03:28] 他说行 [00:03:29] 太好了啊 [00:03:30] 往那儿走 [00:03:32] 呱呱呱 [00:03:32] 那会儿也不是特别堵车呀 [00:03:34] 走到地儿了 [00:03:36] 我以为送到那儿就完了呢 [00:03:38] 你知道吗 [00:03:38] A [00:03:39] 他来一句 [00:03:40] 哎 [00:03:40] 师傅 [00:03:41] 你下车跟我吃点儿中午饭呗 [00:03:43] 已经到中午了啊 [00:03:44] 一会儿咱还接着走 [00:03:46] a [00:03:47] 当时我听着美黑 [00:03:49] 我这把中午饭钱省啦 [00:03:52] 平时我得自个儿花钱呀 [00:03:54] 这回有人请我吃饭啊 [00:03:56] 嘿 [00:03:56] 我真美 [00:03:57] 我说行行行 [00:03:58] 太好了 [00:03:59] 太好了 [00:03:59] 找地儿停车啊啊 [00:04:01] 那会儿呢 [00:04:02] 也没有那么多什么停车管理员呀 [00:04:04] 什么贴单子 [00:04:05] 收费怎么着 [00:04:06] 怎么着警察罚款的几乎都没有啊 [00:04:10] 那会儿也没有什么停车位的线啊 [00:04:12] 什么都没有 [00:04:14] 把车停好了啊 [00:04:15] 跟他一块儿啊 [00:04:17] 随便找一饭馆儿啊 [00:04:18] 真是随便 [00:04:19] 因为我也没去过 [00:04:20] 我也没吃过 [00:04:21] 随便找呗 [00:04:23] 找一趟管儿进去了 [00:04:25] 他说于师傅 [00:04:26] 您觉着北京啊 [00:04:27] 有什么好吃的 [00:04:28] 您就点啊 [00:04:29] 今天我请客 [00:04:31] 嗯 [00:04:32] 人家把这话说了 [00:04:33] 是说了啊 [00:04:34] 好像人真有钱 [00:04:35] 但是我不敢点呀 [00:04:37] 我也真怕 [00:04:38] 好家伙 [00:04:39] 你说一般敌视司机那会儿 [00:04:41] 吃顿饭十块钱解决问题 [00:04:43] 甚至七八块钱解决问题 [00:04:45] 人家请我吃饭 [00:04:46] 让我点菜呢 [00:04:47] 大饭馆儿的菜毕竟贵啊 [00:04:50] 我是点一个是点俩呀 [00:04:54] 真的不敢点 [00:04:55] 后来我就试着点一个 [00:04:57] 我说那咱来调这鱼行吗 [00:05:00] 这鱼呀当时在饭馆啊 [00:05:02] 应该算是挺贵的菜了 [00:05:04] 我是仗着胆子跟她说的 [00:05:07] 哎 [00:05:07] 行行行 [00:05:08] 没问题 [00:05:09] 这好吃是吧 [00:05:10] 来点这个 [00:05:11] 我说了我要吃啊 [00:05:12] 这一个菜再加上米饭就够了 [00:05:15] 他说别介 [00:05:16] 咱俩人能吃一个菜 [00:05:17] 是不是再点俩 [00:05:18] 我说你看吧 [00:05:19] 你爱吃什么 [00:05:20] 你点成吧 [00:05:22] 啊行行 [00:05:23] 我点我点a [00:05:24] 他呢又点了两两个菜啊 [00:05:27] 我们俩人一共吃了三个菜 [00:05:29] 但是当时啊已经深深知道啊 [00:05:32] 咱酒后不能开车啊 [00:05:34] 所以我呢就不敢喝酒啊 [00:05:36] 就是来瓶饮料 [00:05:38] 但是也算很奢侈了对不对 [00:05:40] 既然有人请客咱就吃 [00:05:42] 咱就喝呗 [00:05:43] 对不对啊 [00:05:45] 结账的时候多少钱 [00:05:46] 我是王乐 [00:05:47] 反正就是他掏钱 [00:05:48] 他说他请我呀 [00:05:49] 对吧啊 [00:05:50] A 吃完饭说走吧 [00:05:53] 我说您还想下一站去哪儿啊 [00:05:55] 这样行吗上你们家看看去 [00:05:58] a [00:05:58] 我说你上我们家吗去 [00:06:01] 啊 [00:06:01] 他说我是刚从香港回来的啊 [00:06:04] 呃 [00:06:04] 也回到北京没两天啊 [00:06:06] 我想看看现在的北京跟之前有什么变化 [00:06:10] 我说呢 [00:06:10] 怎么着您之前就在北京啊 [00:06:12] 都对啊 [00:06:13] 我在北京那边儿上大学呢 [00:06:15] 还啊啊 [00:06:16] 但是这几年过去了 [00:06:17] 好几年没回来 [00:06:18] 不知道啊 [00:06:19] 北京这边啊 [00:06:20] 生活状态啊 [00:06:21] 工作状态怎么样 [00:06:22] 家庭环境怎么样 [00:06:24] 这样行吗 [00:06:24] 反正也给你钱啊 [00:06:26] 你就扣表 [00:06:27] 你带我上你们家看去得了 [00:06:30] 你说人家说给钱了 [00:06:31] 咱能说不去吗 [00:06:33] 我得了簋街啊 [00:06:35] 都知道北京司机都知道 [00:06:36] 东直门对吧 [00:06:38] 东直门内啊 [00:06:39] 我们家刚才我说了吧 [00:06:41] 住建国门啊 [00:06:42] 没多远那行吧 [00:06:44] 那就走吧 [00:06:46] 带着他吃饱了喝足了啊 [00:06:49] 走吧啊 [00:06:50] 带他回我们家 [00:06:52] 我们家当时啊 [00:06:53] 条件啊 [00:06:54] 真的生活环境算挺好的了 [00:06:57] 已经住上楼房了啊 [00:06:59] 六层楼 [00:07:00] 虽然说是那种板楼吧 [00:07:01] 但是新盖的啊 [00:07:03] 不是像以前那种北京的什么两层啊 [00:07:05] 三层简易楼啊 [00:07:07] 不是那种啊 [00:07:08] 我们家有独立的卫生间啊 [00:07:10] 都都独立的厨房啊 [00:07:11] 全都有三居室吗 [00:07:14] 带他去你家把车停好 [00:07:16] 我说走吧 [00:07:17] 那您上我们家看看去啊 [00:07:19] 我当时还觉得挺自豪呢 [00:07:20] 嘿 [00:07:21] 我心说这主儿怎么从香港来的啊 [00:07:23] 来看看大陆的生活环境对吧 [00:07:26] 啊 [00:07:27] 反正是我记得是997 年啊 [00:07:30] 那个香港才回归大陆的啊那年 [00:07:33] 呃怎么拉他 [00:07:35] 我是真忘了 [00:07:37] 哪年我也忘了 [00:07:38] 反正是应该是在啊 [00:07:40] 香港回归以后 [00:07:41] 对对对应该是啊a [00:07:43] 我们家进门儿a [00:07:44] 我父母特别巧啊 [00:07:46] 我父母孩子 [00:07:48] 我媳妇儿都在家呢啊 [00:07:50] 我们家孩子岁数不大 [00:07:53] 当时是三四岁还是四五岁呀 [00:07:56] 我也没记住啊 [00:07:58] 但是我们家孩子当时呢 [00:07:59] 再学一样东西 [00:08:00] 学什么呢 [00:08:02] 学弹那个电子琴 [00:08:04] 那个年代就说我们这行儿能挣啊 [00:08:07] 但是也没法儿挣太多的钱啊 [00:08:10] 养家糊口是没问题 [00:08:12] 我为什么说没法儿挣太多钱呢 [00:08:14] 因为当初要是想培养孩子学音乐啊 [00:08:17] 人家都给孩子买那个钢琴 [00:08:19] 对吧 [00:08:20] 都知道现在也是买钢琴 [00:08:22] 我们家没那么多钱 [00:08:24] 我就买不起钢琴 [00:08:26] 但是已经买了一个很不错的电子琴了啊 [00:08:29] 咱也做过广告吧 [00:08:31] 雅马哈的雅马哈电子琴啊 [00:08:33] 确实质量不错 [00:08:35] 很牛啊 [00:08:36] 然后呢 [00:08:37] A 进门以后客套客套啊 [00:08:39] 阿姨也好啊 [00:08:40] 叔叔好啊 [00:08:41] 嫂子好啊 [00:08:42] 哎你摸摸小姑娘 [00:08:43] 哎 [00:08:43] 真乖 [00:08:44] 真漂亮 [00:08:45] 哎一说哎 [00:08:46] 坐着喝杯水啊a [00:08:48] 我们都想给他展示一下啊 [00:08:50] 说来来来 [00:08:50] 孩子啊 [00:08:51] 我们家孩子叫圆圆啊 [00:08:52] 小名圆圆说 [00:08:53] 圆圆 [00:08:54] 给这阿姨弹个琴啊 [00:08:56] 他当时已经变弹琴了吗啊 [00:08:58] 弹个琴a [00:09:00] 你家孩子特别听话 [00:09:01] 女孩都挺乖的是吧 [00:09:02] 哎 [00:09:02] 这都是弹琴 [00:09:04] 巴巴巴巴黑弹弹了一首a [00:09:07] 这唱客啊 [00:09:08] 站起来了a [00:09:09] 你那还谈的不错呀 [00:09:12] 说走 [00:09:12] 跟阿姨出去 [00:09:14] 哦嘛去了 [00:09:15] 您这是来 [00:09:16] 咱们出去 [00:09:17] 现在买一架钢琴去给这孩子 [00:09:21] 他说到这儿的时候我就脑子就觉着不对了 [00:09:25] 这主儿 [00:09:26] 这是什么人 [00:09:27] 这是听我们家孩子弹了一首电子琴的乐曲 [00:09:31] 就想给你家孩子花钱买钢琴去 [00:09:34] 这钢琴这钱可不是小数目啊 [00:09:36] 对吧 [00:09:37] 上千的那个这咱不能接受啊 [00:09:40] 我说 [00:09:40] 别别别 [00:09:41] 赶紧拦着 [00:09:42] 一家人拦着他 [00:09:42] 别别别别啊 [00:09:43] 别别 [00:09:44] 别让您破费 [00:09:44] 别让您破费啊 [00:09:45] 这小孩儿 [00:09:46] 钢炼钢炼啊 [00:09:47] 他这一句说 [00:09:47] 啊没事儿 [00:09:48] 没事儿没事儿啊 [00:09:49] 不在乎钱 [00:09:49] 我说别介 [00:09:50] 您不在乎钱是您的事儿啊 [00:09:51] 我 [00:09:52] 我们在乎 [00:09:53] 我们在乎这儿的话 [00:09:55] 反正我们家你也看了 [00:09:57] 是不是啊 [00:09:58] 您呢 [00:09:59] 也在北京啊 [00:10:00] 逛了多半天儿了是不是啊 [00:10:02] 也该回您那宾馆歇会儿去啊 [00:10:04] 因为他当时肯定来北京得住宾馆呀 [00:10:07] 我这么想的事啊 [00:10:08] 我就说了一句 [00:10:09] 你得回宾馆歇着 [00:10:10] 他说行吧 [00:10:11] 那那就走吧 [00:10:12] 改天啊 [00:10:13] 改天我得给孩子买一钢琴H [00:10:16] 我们一块儿下楼啊 [00:10:18] 下楼问他 [00:10:19] 因为表一直扣着呢啊 [00:10:21] 从la 他那一刻起就扣着表呢 [00:10:23] 一直不管是呃等候啊 [00:10:26] 还是说跑的时候 [00:10:27] 全是全是在蹦字啊 [00:10:28] 都蹦字儿 [00:10:29] 反正我我也挣了钱了 [00:10:31] 我也吃了饭了 [00:10:32] 最后问他 [00:10:33] 我说你去哪儿啊 [00:10:34] 他说这啊 [00:10:35] 你给我送到和平宾馆去和平宾馆 [00:10:39] 呃 [00:10:39] 北京人知道 [00:10:40] 可能外地人不知道啊 [00:10:41] 给您介绍一下 [00:10:42] 这和平宾馆啊 [00:10:44] 就在著名的啊 [00:10:45] 商业街哪儿 [00:10:46] 王府井那边 [00:10:48] 非常近 [00:10:49] 非常近 [00:10:50] 和平宾馆啊 [00:10:52] 送到地儿了 [00:10:53] 他来什么呀 [00:10:54] 余师傅 [00:10:55] 您能不能把车停边儿上 [00:10:57] 您上楼啊 [00:10:58] 上我房间跟我喝杯咖啡呢 [00:11:00] 跟我聊会儿天儿 [00:11:02] 我说别介啊 [00:11:03] 说这不行啊 [00:11:04] 我心说了 [00:11:05] 这孤男寡女的是不是啊 [00:11:07] 咱不能那什么呀 [00:11:08] 是不是a [00:11:10] 他说真的 [00:11:10] 我是真诚邀请你我说 [00:11:12] 别别别 [00:11:12] 我我跟你说啊 [00:11:13] 我今儿也开一天车了啊 [00:11:15] 我也累坏了 [00:11:17] 啊 [00:11:17] 您早点回去休息 [00:11:19] 哎一说 [00:11:20] 他说那这样吧 [00:11:21] 那行吧 [00:11:21] 啊 [00:11:22] 那第二天你来接我吧 [00:11:24] 我第二天去哪儿啊 [00:11:26] 你代我跟两个朋友去趟长城 [00:11:28] 说行行行行没问题 [00:11:30] 没问题啊 [00:11:31] 没问题 [00:11:31] 我都没跟他说多少钱 [00:11:33] 没提这钱啊 [00:11:35] 但是 [00:11:35] 当时他把当天的钱就给我结了 [00:11:38] 我说第二天几点啊 [00:11:39] 他说几点几点你来吧 [00:11:41] 我说行 [00:11:42] 我还挺美啊 [00:11:43] 但是脑子里当时已经有疑惑了 [00:11:46] 我就说这人是什么人呢 [00:11:47] 这是啊 [00:11:49] 见面就要给买钢琴去 [00:11:51] 但是为了挣钱啊 [00:11:52] 我还是想得了 [00:11:53] 第二天人家说几点 [00:11:55] 我就按点儿来接他吧 [00:11:57] 第二天正点接他 [00:11:59] 他说您先带着我走啊 [00:12:01] 我去哪儿啊 [00:12:02] 咱们去北太平庄那边儿啊 [00:12:03] 要接两位我的老师啊 [00:12:06] 岁数比较大 [00:12:08] 一男一女啊 [00:12:09] 老师a [00:12:10] 我说 [00:12:11] 那走 [00:12:11] 接他们去接他们啊 [00:12:13] 然后呢 [00:12:14] 真的还算高高兴兴吧啊 [00:12:17] 他跟他们聊天儿啊 [00:12:18] 一路上聊天儿啊 [00:12:19] 然后一块儿去的长城 [00:12:21] 去完长城回来 [00:12:23] 回来以后呢 [00:12:24] 得给人送到目的地啊 [00:12:26] 先给两位老人送到那儿以后 [00:12:29] 人家问了我一句话 [00:12:30] 说说师傅 [00:12:31] 你怎么拉的他呀 [00:12:33] 我说 [00:12:34] 我说我是把人家扫活儿 [00:12:35] 我扫了他呀 [00:12:37] 啊 [00:12:38] 他说行了啊 [00:12:38] 没什么事儿 [00:12:39] 人家下车了 [00:12:41] 下车了 [00:12:41] 往回开往回开啊 [00:12:43] 从那边一直转转 [00:12:45] 从北戴冰棺而上 [00:12:46] 到北京的北二环 [00:12:47] 然后又上到东二环 [00:12:50] 最后由东奔西往东单去开呀 [00:12:53] 对吧 [00:12:54] 马上到东单路口儿了啊 [00:12:56] 我就跟他说了一句 [00:12:58] 我说小姐啊 [00:13:00] 我们那会儿没法儿叫姑娘啊 [00:13:01] 小姐 [00:13:02] 我还没跟你说今天去长城得包车多少钱呢 [00:13:07] 他说没事儿 [00:13:07] 你甭管啦 [00:13:09] 右转弯奔王府井啊 [00:13:11] 从东单拐过弯儿来啊 [00:13:13] 他从兜里啊拿出一卷儿前来 [00:13:17] 我不知道这个过程 [00:13:18] 之前在节目中说没说啊 [00:13:19] 我今天只是把这件事儿完整的跟大家说了啊