[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 前文书说到这个小子发愣之际 [00:00:06] 这姑娘一晃身就来到身后 [00:00:10] 照着他的后背 [00:00:12] 把手抬起 [00:00:14] 啊呸 [00:00:16] 是个笨劲 [00:00:18] 吃饱顿哪 [00:00:19] 再也干不了了 [00:00:23] 趴那块儿 [00:00:25] 那个蛤蟆过门槛儿 [00:00:26] 连呛鼻子带强点儿坨大摔倒向倒了半堵墙一样 [00:00:33] 扑通一声 [00:00:34] 各位人哇 [00:00:35] 都饿了 [00:00:36] 操 [00:00:37] 摔得好有本使 [00:00:40] 美人儿真行噢 [00:00:43] 吃饱 [00:00:44] 蹲半天才爬起来 [00:00:47] 鼻子出血了 [00:00:48] 嗯 [00:00:49] 没人儿呗 [00:00:51] 你惹我服气 [00:00:53] 转身走了 [00:00:54] 你说不健脾子吗 [00:00:56] 就这样又过了个二棍子 [00:00:58] 啪 [00:00:59] 把二两银子网破了一扔 [00:01:02] 妞儿 [00:01:03] 来 [00:01:04] 哥跟你玩玩 [00:01:06] 嘿住嘴 [00:01:07] A [00:01:08] 就这一下 [00:01:10] 十二两妞过来 [00:01:13] 嗨 [00:01:14] 这小子 [00:01:14] 来个跨虎登山 [00:01:16] 过来新的吧 [00:01:17] 就冲你呢屋檐上挨揍的价 [00:01:20] 姑娘没伸手 [00:01:22] 这小子在那边嘿嘿哒哒 [00:01:26] 本钱兄弟拿 [00:01:28] 姑娘用蛤蟆鼓爬一棵的段子 [00:01:32] 蛤蟆虎就是这块儿最硬 [00:01:35] 啊 [00:01:37] 随后来个霸王敬酒 [00:01:39] 这地方干嘛全都奔着下巴来了啊 [00:01:44] 干嘛呀 [00:01:45] 这么厉害呀 [00:01:46] 一完事儿 [00:01:48] 姑娘用脚尖一勾的后脚跟 [00:01:52] 哎啊 [00:01:56] 仰面朝天的躺那块儿睡觉 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你不嫁也得跟我走 [00:06:09] We 吓坏 [00:06:11] 说 [00:06:12] 妄图一闪 [00:06:13] 来个最僵尸夸 [00:06:16] 倒在地上 [00:06:18] 合着你 [00:06:18] 嗨呀行吧 [00:06:21] 那干脆我回家咯 [00:06:23] 干嘛分手来报复你 [00:06:25] 姑娘集两条腿 [00:06:27] 啪一转 [00:06:29] 这叫做乌龙绞柱 [00:06:31] 一看和成品 [00:06:32] 哈 [00:06:32] 真双腿一副的 [00:06:36] 我拿的虾皮啊 [00:06:40] 两脚再干 [00:06:42] 把下巴的挂钩给贴了啊 [00:06:46] 快说不出话 [00:06:48] 他赶紧往外就跑 [00:06:51] 周围人哦都乐了 [00:06:53] 哎哎 [00:06:56] 丢人现世哦 [00:06:57] 没打着姑娘都摆满一水哟 [00:07:02] 白小红鲤鱼打挺站起来 [00:07:05] 杨太遗憾坏惹祸 [00:07:09] 金钟寺的和尚 [00:07:11] 以他师傅长老法亮为首的 [00:07:16] 在这一带有臭名声 [00:07:19] Re Le [00:07:20] 徒弟能玩吗 [00:07:22] 一会儿准找来呀 [00:07:23] 哎呀打把式列一这个老头 [00:07:27] 你怎么干这事儿 [00:07:28] 就这演员才滚 [00:07:31] 这位大哥 [00:07:32] 辛苦辛苦 [00:07:34] 你们惹祸 [00:07:35] 快收场子更好啊 [00:07:39] 老头儿也明白 [00:07:41] 诸位诸位 [00:07:41] 诸位 [00:07:42] 散了散了散了啊 [00:07:43] 明天我再来 [00:07:44] 就这样把刀枪靶子滚了滚 [00:07:48] 把小可乐的钱装在兜里 [00:07:51] 领着姑娘赶快走 [00:07:54] 杨泰、杨国良领着妇女爱人来到自己家小门上 [00:08:00] 让他上屋打过水来 [00:08:02] 让爷儿俩洗一洗、擦一擦 [00:08:05] 然后沏上水往这一坐阳台说 [00:08:09] 这位大哥 [00:08:10] 我帮你让大家可没有别的意思啊 [00:08:13] 我是看在我们都是练武之人人不亲 [00:08:17] 刀枪瓦子亲 [00:08:19] 我们是一个祖师爷 [00:08:21] 大哥你是二万五顿 [00:08:23] 哪有 [00:08:23] 你这么大姑娘跑街上离五阴的 [00:08:26] 嗯 [00:08:27] 你看你刚才 [00:08:29] 打倒好几个 [00:08:30] 特别是惹的金钟寺的和尚 [00:08:33] 金钟寺长老非找你算账不可 [00:08:36] 你们是外星人 [00:08:38] 那到这两眼一摸黑谁也不认识 [00:08:41] 一单身起手来你们也得要吃亏啊 [00:08:44] 你们是哪的人哪 [00:08:46] 老头儿 [00:08:47] 打个嗨声唉 [00:08:49] 我们是山东人呐 [00:08:53] 说起来怪我 [00:08:55] 我是老来有这么女儿 [00:08:58] 我的妻子生下这个姑娘就没了 [00:09:03] 拿啥爱如掌上应负 [00:09:07] 他的好动不好进 [00:09:09] 我找人教他武功 [00:09:11] 拿着他练武 [00:09:13] 成了迷了 [00:09:14] 五一学生之后跟我商量 [00:09:17] 他说他一辈子不出嫁 [00:09:19] 我说不行 [00:09:19] 他想出嫁必须得有比他武艺高的 [00:09:23] 我上哪儿找啊 [00:09:24] 他自己出主意 [00:09:25] 叫我领到各处传访高人仿明式呢 [00:09:32] 他练练功 [00:09:33] 二来呀 [00:09:34] 也想找个如意丈夫 [00:09:36] 没有合适的 [00:09:37] 唉 [00:09:38] 我也知道这些日子我着急啊 [00:09:41] 可惜没有落脚之处啊 [00:09:43] 请问贤弟啊 [00:09:45] 你贵姓 [00:09:46] 我的量太 [00:09:46] 哎呀 [00:09:48] 大刀在河北 [00:09:50] 不错 [00:09:51] High 呀 [00:09:52] 久闻大名的这个小伙子 [00:09:56] 这是我的侄子 [00:09:57] 又是国企 [00:09:58] 儿子叫杨柏良 [00:10:00] 有个小外号神叨小太保 [00:10:04] 这是外人的弓箭 [00:10:06] 我们爷俩其实我没什么本事 [00:10:10] 得见几面 [00:10:12] 哎呀 [00:10:12] 失敬失敬 [00:10:13] 小吴啊 [00:10:14] 快给他们建立建立的阳台的吧 [00:10:18] 你妈在这吃顿饭 [00:10:20] 然后赶紧找个地方 [00:10:22] 快走吧 [00:10:24] 准备点菜饭 [00:10:26] 没等吃的门前就乱聊 [00:10:28] 怎么今周四的长老法亮领着20 多个和声找到了门前 [00:10:36] A 门a 杨海 [00:10:39] 快出来 [00:10:40] 刚才听坏了 [00:10:44] 这位大哥 [00:10:45] 看来这些和尚闹事儿了不要紧 [00:10:49] 拉出去不用 [00:10:51] 我到外边缺人 [00:10:53] 他就这样大刀在河北阳台和身高小太保杨国良脸蹭来的外边儿往 [00:11:00] 眼前这么一看 [00:11:01] U 也吓一跳 [00:11:04] 20多盒上都拿着兵器 [00:11:07] 怒目横眉瞪W 一个老僧人 [00:11:10] 六十一二岁 [00:11:12] 身高体壮头 [00:11:14] 带皮怕吃亏 [00:11:17] 管Zheng Li 1 G [00:11:18] 批评代批着袈裟 [00:11:21] 手拿小本 [00:11:22] 方便连环铲 [00:11:24] 在旁边站着的正是那个挨打的小和尚 [00:11:28] 喜度原来喜读 [00:11:30] 下巴都被姑娘给批起来 [00:11:32] 说不了话了 [00:11:33] 捂着腮帮子回到庙里 [00:11:35] 见他师傅 [00:11:36] 师傅得多少车 [00:11:37] 问你怎么了 [00:11:38] 嗨 [00:11:39] 被人打了 [00:11:41] 来个丫头 [00:11:42] 他们指这个丫头赚钱呢 [00:11:45] 我在旁边说了句闲话 [00:11:48] 这个丫头太厉害了 [00:11:49] 就把我下巴高给听他可没说的奏章琴声 [00:11:55] 本来这个法令就横不讲理 [00:11:58] 当初啊 [00:11:59] 金钟寺的和尚是好僧人 [00:12:01] 苦修苦练 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