A Visit From St. Nicholas (LP版) - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯)
Twas' the fright before Christmas
No one upset me
With a big bowl of popcorn watching TV
I stretched gave a yawn settled back in my chair
In hopes that St Nicholson soon would be there
The children were lying awake without sleep
They'd seen all his movies
He gives them the creeps
I'd cued up cuckoo's nest with my trusty remote
To the part where he had all the nuts in the boat
When out in the yard there arose such a noise
I turned off the TV to see what it was
And what to my wandering eyes should approach
But the Los Angeles Lakers and
Pat Riley their coach
The limo was racing the team at it's heels
That's when I saw him the man at the wheel
He ranted and cursed and waved
Round his swizzle stick
And I knew in a second it must be Jack Nick
More rapid than the Celtics these
Lakers they came
He screamed like a mad man
And called them by name
Now Magic now Worthy now Scott and Kareem
On Cooper on Rambis and the rest of the team
Down the chimney St Nicholson came with a groan
Then he brushed off the suit and said Honey I'm home
He was wearing a trench coat with beer it was stained
And his shirt was clawed to shreds by Shirley Maclaine
He had a fat face and a flabby beer belly
From too many trips to the bar and the deli
He said it's tough when an actor becomes fat and lazy
I only get calls to play weirdo's and crazies
And middle aged has been's with washed up careers
But I'll fix them all and play Santa this year
And with that he buried his head in the sack and said
Let's see what you get from your old buddy Jack
A hatchet for daddy he reared back his head
To scare all those little buggers upstairs in bed
And a stiff drink for mommy in a nice tall glass
She could really use something to
Kill that bug up her chimney
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his face
He threw all the stockings into the fireplace
What could I do what could I say
What would I wear on my feet Christmas day
I asked for a reason and turning his head
He looked straight at me and here's what he said
Why you wanna know why
Do you really wanna know why pal I'll tell you why
When you're out Christmas shopping
You know doing your little Christmas things
With all your little Christmas friends
Spreading all that Christmas cheer
With those stupid Christmas songs
Did you ever stop and think of
Picking up a little something for old Jack
Did you ever stop to think of what
Jack might like for Christmas
You know Jack from the movies up on the big screen
Pouring his heart out giving it everything he's got
Day in and day out just trying as hard as he can
To bring a tiny little bit of sunshine
Into your miserable little humdrum lives
Did you ever think of good ole Jack for a second
No not once maybe old Jack just wasn't that good
Maybe I wasn't good enough
In the postman always rings twice
Acting my guts out for you in that one
Cuckoo's nest the shining witches of fricking Eastwick
Prizzi's fricking honor all for you pal
Just to brighten things up for you
Not good enough though is it
No you want me to brighten up the Christmas season too
Isn't that what you want pal
Okay let's make things real bright around here
What do you say we decorate the tree
String up these pretty lights here
Oh she's looking brighter already
What do you say we take this cute little angel
And ram her on the top branch huh
How about some gasoline for the whole thing
I mean let's make her just as bright as she can be
What do you say we light her up and chuck her
Through the old picture window here
No point in having a tree as bright
As all that without giving the neighbors
A chance to see don't you think
There aren't you glad ole' Jack stopped by
The flames towered brightly in the cold wintry sky
As he made for his limo and bade his goodbye
And an age may unfold air I fail to regret
That visit from St Nicholson which I'd sooner forget
But I swear by the goose bumps upon my skin
That I'll always remember that devilish grin
And his voice crying out as he faded from sight
Merry Christmas to all and I hope I never see you again
For as long as I live for crying out loud
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