Nobody Does It Better - Too $hort
Funky fresh on the microphone
Too short
Too short
See I'm fresh like always
I'm comin' at you
And you know I won't
Stop till I'm through
So get on it now is the time
Too short baby's gonna
Spit that rhyme
At you 'cause I'm jammin' so check me
I play the music even made the beat
'Cause I'm the most rappin' most rhymin'
Rollin' in a drop top straight high sidin'
On you boy I'm poppin' the most
I come from Oakland don't play me close
'Cause I'm a player love to play this game
I get funky out here pumpin' the name
Too short the one and only
I just rock it
Fat bankrolls in my pocket
Call me 'The Dirty Rapper'
I'll say "Sure"
But I'm a young black entrepreneur
I'm an MC right I own a company too
Programmed the drums and
Made the groove
So when you look in my face
You see a wealthy man
I hope it's not hard for
You to understand
I'm the businessman
It's not the same
I'm treated like a d**e
Dealer runnin' the game
And you wonder why I
Can't get no peace
I'm makin' more than the
Chief of police I'm
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Now that I've established one fact
I came here to rap
You got a choice to make about me
Can I get busy are my raps too weak 
Boy you're too grown
Don't say I'm borin'
Just because you know
I come from California
Where many rappers get no respect
I'm at home in a tape deck
I get played and played until
It's all played out
Sucker MC's come to my house
They want a contract get signed up
But like toys they need a good wind up
Then the other suckers
Sayin' no names
Rap on the mic and use
New York slang
Even though we don't
Talk like that out here
The point I'm tryina
Make comes out so clear
You want paper or plastic
Visa or cash 
You wanna burn rubber
Gonna step on the gas
Now nip dip roll the strip
Gonna take your mind on a serious tip
Like always I made the beat funky
I keep your head bouncin'
Like a d**e fiend junkie
I got to say it before I break
I never rap fake 'cause I'm
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
See I'm fresh like always no sweat
It's time to jump back in the mix and get
On it now is the time
Too short baby's gonna spit that rhyme
I sell records everyday
And still I get no radio play
I got homies they love my beat
So you hear me all over the streets
A tape rhymes with bass
I make it deep
The kinda tape you'll
Always keep
So if you lose it
You're not my mama's son
It ain't free go and buy another one
Like a costume party on Halloween
MC's pop up on the scene
So you made a record
I saw your poster
I'm still harder than you
Boy look closer
Won't say who's best
I just tell you the truth
You're not makin' money
So it couldn't be you
So if that leaves me
Too short baby
I keep it in tune like do re mi
With a strict rap tempo bassline simple
Take that it's a Too short rap
It's on you boy I'm poppin' the most
I come from Oakland don't play me close
'Cause I'm
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Tell you nobody does
It better than Too short
I take a limousine to the airport
Fly first class never ever last
'Cause a brother like me I pay cash
Twinkle twinkle star in the night
Don't look now but I'm shinin' bright
I know you wanna hear my triple x
Foul language girls and sex
Well I'm gonna tell
You 'bout livin' the life
Stayin' in school and
Not smokin' the pipe
It's hard to be a rich man
Don't you know 
When you drop out of
School and start smokin' d**e
It goes D U M B
You're lookin' for some D 
Then start tweakin' it's goin' on
You don't like it Well
Play another song
I got rhymes you wanna hear 
I sing 'em every day of the year
You try to get it you think you got it
I hope you like it 'cause
You sure can't stop it
This rap is so funky fresh
Too short baby in the flesh
And if you ever say I'm through
So what I'm makin'
More than you 'cause I'm
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Nobody does it better
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
Too short Too short
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