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[00:00:01] 元帅薛仁贵
[00:00:03] 刚把事情处理完
[00:00:05] 警报传来
[00:00:08] 六国联军最高统帅苏海苏宝同卷土重来
[00:00:16] 要在锁阳关外跟唐莹决一雌雄啊
[00:00:21] 其实这个事儿一点儿不奇怪
[00:00:25] 每个人都绷紧这根弦儿了
[00:00:27] 准知道一场凶杀恶战不久即将到来
[00:00:32] 苏海虽然说吐了血
[00:00:34] 打了败仗
[00:00:35] 元气未伤
[00:00:38] 六国的军队兵强马壮
[00:00:41] 岂能善罢甘休呢
[00:00:44] 所以呢
[00:00:44] 唐莹也做好了充分的准备
[00:00:48] 刚报告完了
[00:00:50] 薛丁山在旁边一听
[00:00:53] 刚才受的爹爹的灾怪
[00:00:55] 把功劳一笔勾销了
[00:00:57] 觉着脸上目光
[00:01:00] 而且陶笛
[00:01:01] 骂阵的人指名点姓叫自己出来
[00:01:04] 故此
[00:01:05] 薛丁山分塔为撩
[00:01:07] 战裙来到
[00:01:09] 率安全大帅、耳部财院秦令出战
[00:01:17] 薛仁贵满意地点点头
[00:01:19] 丁山呢
[00:01:21] 虽然你出事的日期不多
[00:01:25] 但是
[00:01:26] 你千万要谨记戒骄戒躁啊
[00:01:31] 两军阵前要多加谨慎
[00:01:34] 盼望你旗开得胜
[00:01:36] 马到成功
[00:01:37] 给你一支令箭
[00:01:39] 带领5000人马出城交战
[00:01:42] 去吧
[00:01:43] 多谢爹爹
[00:01:46] 它的学名山
[00:01:48] 神采奕奕
[00:01:50] 披挂整齐
[00:01:51] 在外边儿披抢杀马岱
[00:01:54] 领5000军兵
[00:01:56] 就杀出锁阳关
[00:01:59] 他刚走
[00:02:01] 程咬金那坐不住金銮殿
[00:02:04] 哎哎
[00:02:05] 大帅
[00:02:06] 给我一支令行不
[00:02:09] 我给冰山观敌料阵
[00:02:11] 我孙孙出战
[00:02:13] 我不跟着
[00:02:14] 我有点放心不下
[00:02:16] 你看
[00:02:18] 程咬金还真就是个热心肠的人
[00:02:22] 薛仁贵点了点头
[00:02:24] 老人家
[00:02:25] 你年纪高迈
[00:02:26] 我不忍让您出站哎
[00:02:31] 有呢
[00:02:32] 我在家养老好
[00:02:34] 这是两军阵前
[00:02:36] 我不能吃白菜
[00:02:37] 对不对呢
[00:02:38] 我应当给国家出力
[00:02:40] 报效大帅
[00:02:41] 你不必心疼我
[00:02:44] 既然如此
[00:02:44] 老人家
[00:02:45] 您就关敌料阵去吧
[00:02:48] 可以监督着薛丁山
[00:02:50] 我把他就交给您了
[00:02:51] 哎
[00:02:51] 您放心吧
[00:02:53] 爷爷最疼孙子
[00:02:56] 孙子有点闪失
[00:02:57] 爷爷不放心
[00:02:59] 就这样
[00:03:00] 程咬金带着亲兵卫队500也出了锁阳关给薛冰山观敌料阵
[00:03:09] 单说薛丁山
[00:03:11] 带着人马过了护城河
[00:03:14] 到两军阵前摆下方阵
[00:03:16] 手提银枪
[00:03:18] 立马在阵前
[00:03:20] 你看呢
[00:03:22] 对面六国联军
[00:03:24] 能有1万左右人
[00:03:26] 旗幡招展
[00:03:28] 绣带飘摇
[00:03:29] 正中央绣旗之下
[00:03:31] 一匹陶红码
[00:03:34] 马鞍桥上坐着一员女将
[00:03:38] 你看这薛丁山呢
[00:03:40] 初始以来
[00:03:42] 竟遇着女将军
[00:03:45] 谁看这员女将头顶凤翅金盔
[00:03:50] 身披金锁连环甲
[00:03:52] 外罩百花袍
[00:03:56] 胯下桃红马掌中五股烈焰苗
[00:04:02] 那个说这是什么病人
[00:04:04] 五个齿的差
[00:04:07] 那ta ya 分多少样
[00:04:10] 一个尖儿的那叫抢或者叫毛
[00:04:13] 俩间儿的就得是差仨
[00:04:16] 尖儿的也是XA 5 个鸡儿的也较差
[00:04:20] 较五股烈焰苗
[00:04:24] 再看这员女将
[00:04:26] 长得千姿百媚万种的风流啊
[00:04:31] 人要犯漂亮极了
[00:04:34] 你别看偏帮外国的女子
[00:04:36] 呵呵
[00:04:38] 两个大眼睛跟葡萄粒儿相似
[00:04:40] 长眼着毛呼扇呼扇的小脸蛋上一边还带着个久咳
[00:04:46] 在这么一批挂
[00:04:48] 那简直除了娇媚之外还带着威严
[00:04:53] 后面跟着200女兵女将干嘛
[00:04:58] 保护这员女将
[00:05:00] 薛丁山一看
[00:05:01] 其中有那么几个丫鬟
[00:05:05] 没有盔甲
[00:05:07] 但是每人手中都有军人
[00:05:09] 最使人不解的是他们每人手中拖着个笼子
[00:05:16] 就像那大鸟笼子似的
[00:05:18] 外头用黑布罩罩着
[00:05:21] 笼子里装的什么玩意儿看不见
[00:05:24] 一字排开
[00:05:25] 全骑着马在后面
[00:05:27] 这员女将提着烈炎苗在最前面
[00:05:32] 薛丁山看罢多时
[00:05:34] 把战马逮住
[00:05:35] 用银枪一扁带
[00:05:39] 对面呢
[00:05:40] 将爆炸
[00:05:42] 明白
[00:05:45] 但是说这员女将
[00:05:47] 两军阵前
[00:05:48] 列好阵势
[00:05:50] 指名点姓教学精神
[00:05:53] 时间不大
[00:05:54] 一看锁阳关
[00:05:55] 开关落锁
[00:05:57] 糖冰糖将百姓一座方阵正中央数百段大琪琪脚之下
[00:06:03] 闪出一员大将
[00:06:06] 在看此人
[00:06:07] 八尺多高的身材
[00:06:09] 扇子面的身躯
[00:06:10] 头顶天王盔
[00:06:12] 身披太岁铠
[00:06:14] 外罩水火袍
[00:06:16] 胯下白龙马
[00:06:18] 掌中毒龙保起
[00:06:23] 背后背着打将鞭
[00:06:25] 弯弓茶
[00:06:27] 见全身的绒爪
[00:06:29] 往脸上一看
[00:06:31] 嘿
[00:06:33] 这小伙长得太漂亮
[00:06:36] 哎呀
[00:06:37] 薛丁山可真漂亮
[00:06:39] 您看您听了这么多的书出来
[00:06:43] 吕布ju do
[00:06:46] 那长得世人所公认的漂亮之外
[00:06:49] 就得属薛丁山
[00:06:53] 那小伙长得真材料
[00:06:56] 在马鞍桥上一座跃武扬威
[00:07:01] 光彩夺目
[00:07:03] 什么样的女人见着薛丁山不动心
[00:07:06] 这员女将看了看脸
[00:07:09] 一红心里翻了撒个
[00:07:12] 有说不出的滋味
[00:07:15] 但是两军阵前
[00:07:18] 这是敌对的国家啊
[00:07:20] 不能留客气
[00:07:22] 在看这个女人双脚一点
[00:07:24] 飞虎站这匹马啪啪往前走历程约
[00:07:31] 你问我是谁吗来
[00:07:34] 好累
[00:07:36] 我哥哥就是三川六国最高统帅苏宝通
[00:07:42] 我是他妹子
[00:07:43] 我叫苏金莲
[00:07:47] 应该听清啊
[00:07:48] 这是苏金莲
[00:07:50] 薛丁山的妹子
[00:07:52] 叫薛金莲
[00:07:53] 您可别弄混了
[00:07:57] 薛丁山点点头
[00:07:58] 哦
[00:07:59] 闹了半天
[00:08:00] 你是苏海的妹子
[00:08:02] 任何致命典型教案薛某出战呀
[00:08:07] 薛丁山呢
[00:08:09] 杀人偿命
[00:08:11] 欠债还钱
[00:08:12] 前者
[00:08:13] 我哥在两军阵前败在你手
[00:08:16] 被你一边打着口洽鲜血
[00:08:19] 至今卧床不起
[00:08:22] 别忘了
[00:08:24] 这一边就白打了不成
[00:08:27] 姑奶奶押粮运草来到两军阵前
[00:08:31] 一看我哥哥被打成那样
[00:08:34] 肝胆欲裂
[00:08:36] 汶明了真相之后
[00:08:38] 故此领兵见你我要抱折一边之仇
[00:08:43] 哈哈哈哈
[00:08:47] 苏金莲呢
[00:08:49] 你不认为你这么做有点儿异想天开吗
[00:08:54] 就凭你能给你哥哥抱得了筹码
[00:08:57] 那可得两说着是骡子是马
[00:09:00] 咱牵出来溜溜休走
[00:09:03] 招架火花
[00:09:07] 阴阳一合
[00:09:08] 把五股烈焰苗是分心便刺
[00:09:12] 薛丁山首情毒荣宝己怀中抱琵琶忘了一架
[00:09:20] 二马盘桓
[00:09:22] 就站在一处
[00:09:25] 常雅君
[00:09:26] 赛后都可以独占
[00:09:29] 老城眼睛还不太花
[00:09:32] 为了看得更清楚
[00:09:34] 让人把手巾板拿过来
[00:09:37] 再次把眼镜擦干净
[00:09:39] 老城捋着胡子看着马巴蒂
[00:09:43] 丁山这小子命里犯桃花啊
[00:09:46] 怎么靓女的跟他伸手呢
[00:09:49] 一个赛一个的
[00:09:51] 这个大丫头叫苏金廉耻
[00:09:53] 名点姓叫的出来
[00:09:55] 这里边儿肯定有点儿套头
[00:09:57] 嗯
[00:09:58] 我得看准机会啊
[00:10:01] 要行的话我再给他保一回
[00:10:04] 没你看
[00:10:07] 这老城有老城地
[00:10:08] 打算演出不错
[00:10:10] 在后头观战
[00:10:12] 达到了30 几个回合
[00:10:15] 苏金莲不知什么叫不知敌不住薛丁山
[00:10:20] 一看薛丁山
[00:10:21] 马会计特别神
[00:10:24] 不是人家的对手
[00:10:26] 虚晃1 X
[00:10:27] 是拨马便走
[00:10:30] 走可是走
[00:10:31] 没闲着
[00:10:32] 在百忙之中
[00:10:33] 一伸手拽出个少儿少儿是骨头磕的往嘴里叼
[00:10:43] 哨声刺耳
[00:10:45] 听得真真
[00:10:47] 薛丁山不明白他吹哨干什么
[00:10:50] 你说他不明白
[00:10:52] 人家苏金莲手下的人懂得
[00:10:56] 那些丫头美容
[00:10:58] 手中托笼子
[00:10:59] 那些人一听这哨声
[00:11:02] 其中有三个丫头
[00:11:04] 啪啪啪
[00:11:06] 把笼子上那个赵权先开一开那笼子门
[00:11:11] 用手一领
[00:11:18] 从这笼子里头飞出三只神鹰
[00:11:23] 鹰叫太阳神鹰
[00:11:28] 这专门饲养的
[00:11:31] 哎哟
[00:11:31] 这种英才厉害
[00:11:33] 小个儿不大
[00:11:35] 翅膀长嘴特别尖
[00:11:38] 还带个勾儿
[00:11:39] 特别那俩爪子跟十把钢钩相似
[00:11:43] 脖子上都有小串铃儿
[00:11:46] 那俩眼睛是藏名刷的
[00:11:49] 专厅主任
[00:11:53] 苏金莲一看
[00:11:54] 三支太阳神应放出来
[00:11:57] 用手一领
[00:11:59] 那意思你只薛丁山
[00:12:03] 在看三只鹰在空中接大学
[00:12:06] 紧跟着翅膀一米
[00:12:13] 笨
[00:12:13] 薛丁山就扑过来
[00:12:16] 冰山是大吃一惊
[00:12:20] 没见过这个
[00:12:22] 比方对方
[00:12:24] 他是个人
[00:12:25] 有多高的能耐
[00:12:26] 薛丁山也不在乎
[00:12:28] 跟着神鹰伸手儿
[00:12:31] 这还没遇见过
[00:12:33] 因此显得有点慌乱
[00:12:35] 赶紧用毒龙保济往外扑了
[00:12:38] 嗨嗨嗨
[00:12:41] 还得护住自己
[00:12:43] 但是这三支太阳神应经过严格的训练
[00:12:49] 呃
[00:12:49] 有办法啊
[00:12:50] 刷三吊脚儿的
[00:12:52] 像薛丁山展开进攻
[00:12:54] 专挠薛丁山地面门
[00:12:58] 抓眼睛
[00:12:59] 抓脸
[00:13:01] 那要给抓上还好的了
[00:13:03] 而且那大尖嘴楞往下签
[00:13:06] 先生就是一个窟窿
[00:13:08] 名声就是一块肉
[00:13:10] 就这么几下的功夫
[00:13:12] 薛丁山那汗就冒出来了
[00:13:14] 哎呀
[00:13:15] 不好
[00:13:16] 怎么办
[00:13:18] 把掌中的宝几
[00:13:20] 他就轮开了
[00:13:24] 上护其身
[00:13:26] 吓唬骑马
[00:13:29] 就得这么护着
[00:13:31] 就那样
[00:13:32] 也没有硬块
[00:13:34] 你想你跑你能有飞的快
[00:13:37] 那樱桃灵活
[00:13:39] 其中有一只应激大学耍
[00:13:43] 正好钻这个空子
[00:13:45] 转到薛丁山身后去了
[00:13:48] 就在薛丁山骑的这匹马的屁股蛋子上
[00:13:52] 崩就一口
[00:13:54] 一吓就一个窟窿
[00:13:55] 宁夏一块肉去
[00:13:57] 薛丁山
[00:13:58] 其弟登云马是宝马良驹
[00:14:02] 宝马也架不住疼啊
[00:14:05] 哎哟
[00:14:05] 这几站马疼得稀溜溜报
[00:14:08] 叫一蹦多高
[00:14:17] 宝马受惊
[00:14:18] 是落荒逃走
[00:14:21] 你主人指挥他
[00:14:23] 他不听了
[00:14:24] 受惊了
[00:14:25] 马屁股蛋子鲜血直淌
[00:14:29] 苏金莲一看你微微的冷笑
[00:14:32] 靴冰山呢
[00:14:33] 这回我看你往哪跑
[00:14:36] 玩到骨头上
[00:14:38] 往嘴里一塞
[00:14:39] 粘肉肉一吹
[00:14:42] 三支太阳神应刷一大学回归本队
[00:14:47] 钻到笼子里头
[00:14:48] 使完了
[00:14:49] 老老实实进了农村
[00:14:52] 就这样
[00:14:53] 苏金莲提着五股烈焰苗是紧追不舍
[00:14:58] 非要把薛丁山给抓住不可
[00:15:02] 单说学历
[00:15:03] 沉
[00:15:04] 怎么代码也待不住了
[00:15:06] 只好提起扣住铁锅凉身子往下一插
[00:15:11] 任凭这匹马爱往哪跑
[00:15:13] 往哪跑了
[00:15:14] 下一下不来
[00:15:17] 这匹马一转眼离开了锁阳关
[00:15:20] 就钻进大山去
[00:15:22] 登高山
[00:15:24] 跳壕沟
[00:15:25] 也不管什么地方
[00:15:26] 他也往前窜
[00:15:29] 薛丁山吓得一闭眼呢
[00:15:31] 这样栽下去还活得了哎
[00:15:35] 这马跑着跑着
[00:15:37] 来劲儿了来什么劲儿
[00:15:40] 正好儿往山坡下跑
[00:15:42] 速度不减
[00:15:43] 马失前蹄
[00:15:45] 踩在一块石头上啊
[00:15:46] 只留一打滑
[00:15:48] 马站不住了啊
[00:15:49] 从小咕噜
[00:15:52] 连人带马是滚下山坡
[00:15:56] 那薛丁山头顶盔身挂甲多沉的分量
[00:16:01] 这下栽起摔个半死不拉活呀
[00:16:05] 仰面朝天
[00:16:06] 脑袋嗡嗡直响
[00:16:08] 顿时时人事不省
[00:16:11] 哎
[00:16:12] 这匹马竞接过去了
[00:16:15] 往前跑了一程
[00:16:16] 一骨碌身起来
[00:16:17] 这匹马没精神了
[00:16:24] 莫回头
[00:16:25] 都不跑了
[00:16:26] 来到主人近前一看
[00:16:28] 哦
[00:16:29] 我把主人给摔着
[00:16:31] 全怪我
[00:16:32] 可没办法
[00:16:33] 我屁股太疼了
[00:16:35] 我不跑怎么的
[00:16:37] 哎呀
[00:16:37] 马心里头也有数
[00:16:40] 一看主人仰面朝天在这躺着
[00:16:42] 怎么办呢
[00:16:44] 羊马比君子
[00:16:46] 出来也是人
[00:16:48] 精通灵性
[00:16:51] 再看这匹马
[00:16:52] 杨启波列斯明切切切
[00:16:58] 别干嘛不会说话
[00:17:00] 干嘛呢
[00:17:00] 呼叫
[00:17:02] 盼着有人来能救薛丁山
[00:17:06] 无巧不成书
[00:17:08] 正这时候
[00:17:09] 山环里头出了十六七个猎户
[00:17:13] 打猎的
[00:17:16] 猎叉工件全都有
[00:17:19] 其中有几个小伙子得胜
[00:17:22] 钩上挂着山鸡
[00:17:24] 野兔打了不老手
[00:17:27] 为首的一匹黑马
[00:17:29] 马安桥上做这个大块头平顶
[00:17:33] 身高一丈挂零头
[00:17:35] 思麦斗眼似纲领
[00:17:37] 扩口列塞
[00:17:39] 在看满头的花朵
[00:17:43] 你说这个男的吧
[00:17:46] 还带那么多花
[00:17:48] 你说是个女的吧
[00:17:50] 呃
[00:17:50] 比那男的难堪的还难看
[00:17:53] 这位手中提着一对双锤
[00:17:57] 背后背着弓箭
[00:17:59] 听着战马嘶鸣的声顺着声音来了
[00:18:05] 越狱啊
[00:18:08] 为首的这个主看了看
[00:18:11] 哦哦
[00:18:12] 这匹马教会啊
[00:18:14] 地上还躺个人
[00:18:16] 一抬腿搁楞
[00:18:17] 把双锤挂上
[00:18:19] 片腿从马上跳下来
[00:18:21] 后边那些人也跳起来了
[00:18:23] 姑娘
[00:18:24] 您要干什么啊
[00:18:26] 闹了半天还是个姑娘
[00:18:29] 这姑娘回头看了看
[00:18:31] 你们说我干什么
[00:18:32] 嗯
[00:18:33] 没瞅着躺着个人吗
[00:18:35] 焉能见死不救
[00:18:37] 好好好
[00:18:38] 姑娘你随便
[00:18:40] 哟
[00:18:40] 这丑丫头卖不过来了
[00:18:43] 蹲到薛丁山身边儿看了看
[00:18:46] 我这人怎么了
[00:18:47] 这是摔的
[00:18:50] 哎哟
[00:18:50] 人事不省
[00:18:52] 我给号号脉
[00:18:53] 还还能有
[00:18:54] 就没有好好卖拼啊
[00:18:57] 没事儿
[00:18:59] 脉搏跳动稍微弱点儿
[00:19:01] 天天把水壶拿过来给他灌点水喝
[00:19:04] 手下人遵命照办
[00:19:07] 给薛丁山灌下几口水去
[00:19:09] 哎
[00:19:10] 你别说
[00:19:10] 这个水
[00:19:11] 这还能救人
[00:19:12] 薛丁山没病没灾的
[00:19:15] 就是摔了
[00:19:16] 这下子临时休克
[00:19:18] 喝了几口水
[00:19:19] 明白过来了啊
[00:19:24] 睁眼一看呢
[00:19:25] 有一伙人站在面前
[00:19:27] 没见过
[00:19:28] 不认识
[00:19:30] 薛丁山多聪明啊
[00:19:32] 就明白是怎么回事儿
[00:19:34] 眼前一条大汉上主天下主地瞪着眼看着自己
[00:19:40] 薛丁山想
[00:19:41] 笨
[00:19:42] 是人家把我给救了
[00:19:44] 救命之恩也有不报之理
[00:19:47] 薛丁山赶紧咕噜声儿站起来
[00:19:50] 冲着J 主一抱拳
[00:19:52] 恩公在上
[00:19:53] 多谢恩公救命之恩
[00:19:56] 我这厢有礼了
[00:20:00] 哎
[00:20:00] 问你叫什么名儿
[00:20:02] 呃
[00:20:04] 雪顶山依着骂
[00:20:06] 人家是我的恩公
[00:20:09] 要问我是谁怎么不能说瞎话
[00:20:13] 啊
[00:20:13] 恩公
[00:20:14] 在下非是旁人
[00:20:16] 正是薛丁山饰演
[00:20:19] 哦
[00:20:19] 你叫薛哎哎哎等等
[00:20:24] 你叫什么
[00:20:26] 冰山就一愣
[00:20:27] 心说我这名儿还犯忌讳是怎么的
[00:20:30] 这个什么意思
[00:20:31] 怪吓人的a 薛丁山视野啊
[00:20:37] 你一定要薛丁山呢
[00:20:39] 哎我问问你
[00:20:40] 咱别别弄错了得对上号
[00:20:43] 有个大元帅薛仁贵你认识不
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