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你要如实地讲清楚 [00:04:18] 免得皮肉受苦不耶 [00:04:22] 丑鬼呀 [00:04:23] 今天我就教你收了 [00:04:26] 我剥了你的皮 [00:04:28] 你信不信 [00:04:29] 嗨 [00:04:30] 是吗 [00:04:31] 我告诉你 [00:04:32] 秃驴 [00:04:33] 你爷爷浑身上下可难受了 [00:04:36] 你要播了我地皮 [00:04:38] 让我凉快凉快透透气 [00:04:40] 那有什么不可 [00:04:42] 可好小子 [00:04:43] 我叫你嘴硬 [00:04:45] 啪啪啪 [00:04:49] 一口气儿消了假名20 多个嘴巴子 [00:04:54] 但是阵地圆通和尚手心都发烧 [00:04:58] 呃 [00:04:58] 假名没怎么地 [00:05:00] 他会金钟罩铁布衫 [00:05:03] 疼是疼 [00:05:05] 照一般的人那差多了 [00:05:09] 怎么问他 [00:05:10] 他也不说 [00:05:12] 后来东海老人魔说话 [00:05:14] 王爷 [00:05:16] 这种货呀 [00:05:18] 肉烂嘴都不带烂的 [00:05:20] 你想问什么他不会说的 [00:05:23] 把他收拾了就得了 [00:05:27] 好吧 [00:05:28] 老健哥 [00:05:29] 你就辛苦辛苦吧 [00:05:31] 没说的 [00:05:33] 在看葛建飞从包袱里头拽出两面带刃的匕首 [00:05:39] 藏灵刷量来到贾宁近前 [00:05:43] 用手拍拍他 [00:05:44] 草包肚子 [00:05:45] 小子今天老渐口啊 [00:05:48] 给你开膛破肚 [00:05:51] 我瞅瞅你这小子的心是什么颜色的诗吗 [00:05:55] 我都不知道什么颜色的啊 [00:05:58] 掏出来咱一块儿看 [00:06:00] 小子 [00:06:01] 我叫你嘴硬 [00:06:02] 蹦蹦蹦蹦 [00:06:07] 连捅了四五刀 [00:06:10] 没捅洞 [00:06:12] 带弹性的扎一下 [00:06:14] 反弹回来扎一下反弹回来 [00:06:18] 再看那衣服上好几个眼儿啊 [00:06:21] 肚皮没事儿噢 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[00:12:20] 嗯 [00:12:20] 就是他干的 [00:12:22] 看来这老忙人跟我们是一家人呢 [00:12:25] 这回我算得救了 [00:12:27] 假名心中高兴 [00:12:29] 哎呀我说 [00:12:31] 老爷子您甭演戏了 [00:12:33] 快把他们收拾了 [00:12:35] 快救我吧 [00:12:36] 快给我解开 [00:12:39] 哎 [00:12:39] 我听着耳熟啊 [00:12:42] 您是哪位 [00:12:44] 你亡了 [00:12:46] 嗯 [00:12:46] 我在胡同口儿呢啊 [00:12:48] 把你撞了个跟头 [00:12:50] 你还讹了我不少银子 [00:12:52] 哦 [00:12:53] 对对对有这么回事儿 [00:12:56] 你是那个假假假假假什么劲头 [00:13:02] 大老虎 [00:13:03] 假名啊 [00:13:04] 啊 [00:13:04] 对了对了 [00:13:05] 贾大侠he Jia 名义听得高兴 [00:13:09] 染也还不错 [00:13:11] 正是假不假 [00:13:13] 我家紫霞 [00:13:14] 你在这儿待着呢 [00:13:15] 上这儿串门儿来了 [00:13:17] 有这么串门儿的吗 [00:13:19] 我叫人逮住了 [00:13:20] 把我捆柱子上了 [00:13:22] 要抠我的眼镜 [00:13:24] 别 [00:13:24] 别别介啊 [00:13:27] 我一听这词儿我都害怕要没眼睛 [00:13:31] 这滋味儿太痛苦了啊 [00:13:34] 假紫霞 [00:13:36] 你先委屈那么一会儿 [00:13:38] 我把他们收拾完了 [00:13:39] 我再放你a [00:13:41] 我就等这信儿呢 [00:13:42] 你快点儿 [00:13:43] 可别耽误时间 [00:13:46] 圆通一琢磨 [00:13:48] 依旧是依旧的身手 [00:13:51] 过来就打这个盲人贾明新说你白打 [00:13:56] 这是一位了不起的十位高人 [00:13:59] 一伸手啊 [00:14:00] 你白给 [00:14:02] 哪知这盲人跟着瞎扑棱圆通 [00:14:06] 身形转动也就五个照面 [00:14:10] 这圆通真够厉害的 [00:14:12] 巴掌往空中一粒使了个泰山压顶 [00:14:18] 又叫单撞掌 [00:14:20] 又叫利皮花山 [00:14:23] 又叫单掌开碑 [00:14:28] 哇 [00:14:28] 着风就拍下来 [00:14:31] 因为圆通个儿大呀 [00:14:32] 胳膊也长 [00:14:34] 以上是下往下砸 [00:14:37] 忙人一个没躲开 [00:14:40] 这一巴掌正拍脑门子上 [00:14:43] 这个清脆劲儿就甭提了啊 [00:14:48] 哎哟我的妈呀 [00:14:49] 哭痛 [00:14:52] 就见这老忙人摔倒在地 [00:14:56] 眼睛往上翻 [00:14:58] 四肢抽搐 [00:15:00] 嘴角吐了白沫 [00:15:01] 哎哎咳 [00:15:07] 假名 [00:15:07] 一个耳朵 [00:15:10] 听说这算吗 [00:15:12] 盼来盼去 [00:15:13] 盼来个饭桶 [00:15:15] 跟我差不多 [00:15:16] 少伸手就趴下了 [00:15:19] 哎 [00:15:19] 完了 [00:15:20] 没救喽 [00:15:21] 心说话赶不及 [00:15:23] 赶不及 [00:15:24] 你怎么去了 [00:15:24] 这么半天还不回来 [00:15:27] 哎 [00:15:28] 你上哪儿搬兵去了 [00:15:30] 上南京辣 [00:15:32] 你可把我坑苦了 [00:15:35] 假名 [00:15:35] 这会儿真着急了 [00:15:37] 单说这阵 [00:15:39] 东海老人魔圆通两个人伸手把这忙人给逼了起来 [00:15:47] 抖了老半天 [00:15:49] 这盲人才缓过这口气来 [00:15:51] 哎哎呀 [00:15:54] 打死我了 [00:15:55] 哎呀 [00:15:56] 打死我啦 [00:15:57] 我活不成了 [00:16:00] 德王告诉他 [00:16:01] 把他捆这棵柱子上捆 [00:16:03] 问问他怎么回事儿 [00:16:05] 一定问清楚 [00:16:06] 咱们做到心里有数 [00:16:09] 把老盲人捆到这边柱子上了 [00:16:13] 圆通纳闷 [00:16:16] 元童心说 [00:16:17] 刚才我这一掌叫什么长 [00:16:21] 我 [00:16:21] 我这张旧单掌开碑啊 [00:16:24] 我使的是铁砂掌鹰爪力啊 [00:16:28] 就是砖头、瓦块 [00:16:31] 甚至石头 [00:16:33] 我这一下也把它打碎了 [00:16:36] 就是铁的我也把他打扁呼了 [00:16:40] 怎么这老瞎子这么近揍啊 [00:16:45] 他这一下没拍动 [00:16:46] 它缓过来了 [00:16:48] 这家脑壳真够硬的 [00:16:50] 他练的是什么功 [00:16:53] 在心里都盘算着 [00:16:55] 等捆结实之后 [00:16:57] 圆通过来了弥陀佛 [00:17:02] 我说啊 [00:17:03] 老家火 [00:17:04] 别演戏了行不行 [00:17:07] 你究竟是谁你跟胜英什么关系 [00:17:11] 你跟假名儿什么关系 [00:17:13] 谁派你来的 [00:17:15] 你想要干什么说 [00:17:18] 东海老人磨一喊 [00:17:20] 说 [00:17:21] 你到底干什么呢 [00:17:23] 不说我可要瞎家伙 [00:17:27] 别看你看不见 [00:17:28] 我也得抠你三刀 [00:17:32] 哎呀 [00:17:32] 怎么这么凶啊 [00:17:34] 说这话比狠的还狠哪 [00:17:37] 我招谁了 [00:17:38] 惹谁了 [00:17:39] 还不如不到北京 [00:17:41] 来到这儿一脚踏进狼窝呀 [00:17:45] 闹了半天都是饿狼啊 [00:17:48] 哎 [00:17:48] 你们叫我说什么呢 [00:17:50] 我没得可说 [00:17:52] 我谁都不认识啊 [00:17:56] 怎么问 [00:17:57] 她也是这套话 [00:17:59] 后来把圆通气急了 [00:18:02] 下家伙 [00:18:03] 要他的命就得了 [00:18:06] 说着把巴掌第二次举起来 [00:18:10] 对准这老头儿的天平 [00:18:12] 盖脑门子哽嗓心口窝儿两类 [00:18:18] 对准他这些学到 [00:18:20] 他就下了手 [00:18:21] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪 [00:18:29] 先说 [00:18:30] 我就不信拍不死你 [00:18:32] 好吗十级长打过去之后 [00:18:37] 再看这老忙人 [00:18:39] 睡着了 [00:18:44] 啊啊 [00:18:46] 我 [00:18:47] 他是人吗 [00:18:48] 怎么这么紧凑啊 [00:18:50] 我老家伙 [00:18:51] 你醒醒呃 [00:18:53] 哎呀哎呀 [00:18:55] 真解乏呀 [00:18:57] 真舒服啊 [00:18:59] 打得我浑身上下这这么好受呢 [00:19:04] 我说 [00:19:04] 大和尚 [00:19:05] 我跟你商量商量 [00:19:06] 再打几下好啦 [00:19:08] 哎 [00:19:09] 我求你了嗨 [00:19:12] 我这老家火肯定不是一般的人呢 [00:19:15] 今天我碰上茬子了 [00:19:19] 他算说对了 [00:19:21] 就在这时候 [00:19:22] 就见着老盲人肩膀一抖了他 [00:19:27] 捆的绳子是自行脱落 [00:19:32] 那个说你拉倒吧 [00:19:35] 你在这儿说开西游记了 [00:19:37] 说开封神榜啦 [00:19:39] 都会妖术邪法呀 [00:19:41] 哎 [00:19:42] 这个您猜错了 [00:19:45] 我形容是形容 [00:19:48] 但是的确这绳子脱落了 [00:19:51] 什么原因呢 [00:19:53] 这个老盲人会一种特殊的本事 [00:19:57] 叫锁骨法 [00:20:00] 武术当中就有这一门学问 [00:20:03] 但是呢 [00:20:04] 极其难练 [00:20:06] 在本套书上没有几个会 [00:20:10] 咱说过大贼魔、欧阳天佐