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[00:00:01] 姚珍珍到新丰楼吃饭
[00:00:06] 其实他们家的饭菜不次于
[00:00:08] 新丰楼
[00:00:10] 实际来说呢
[00:00:12] 来找了来开心来
[00:00:16] 平安赶上新房喽
[00:00:17] 今天晚上要接待张作霖和张学良
[00:00:21] 门前进了结了
[00:00:23] 饭馆里空无一人
[00:00:26] 大家都闲起来了
[00:00:28] 刚得的信
[00:00:30] 张作霖开会来不了了
[00:00:34] 你看这事闹的他不来了
[00:00:37] 大伙儿挺高兴
[00:00:38] 乐得清闲
[00:00:40] 今儿个早关门
[00:00:42] 早点歇着
[00:00:44] 真真地来有吸引力
[00:00:47] 栾蒲包
[00:00:49] 徐勇海
[00:00:50] 大家都来了
[00:00:52] 在这陪着是又说又笑
[00:00:55] 是菜贩摆上来的
[00:00:57] 都是真真最爱吃的a
[00:01:00] 他是个孩子
[00:01:02] 吃什么都挺香
[00:01:04] 非要把厨师也请
[00:01:07] 厨师是谁呢
[00:01:09] 就是五爷磕头的五爷郑福祥
[00:01:13] 大胖子
[00:01:15] 郑福祥一看真真小姐叫自己还系着围裙就来了
[00:01:20] 一边擦着手
[00:01:22] 胖乎乎进了屋
[00:01:24] 被灯光一照
[00:01:26] 他脑袋T 的是锃明刷亮
[00:01:28] 这脑袋跟5 万度灯泡差不多少
[00:01:32] 真真瞅着就乐
[00:01:34] 张师傅
[00:01:35] 张大哥
[00:01:37] 谢谢你给我做的好饭菜
[00:01:39] 唉哟小姐
[00:01:41] 我这不是应该的吗
[00:01:43] 你多提意见
[00:01:45] 要说我做的不错
[00:01:46] 那你就多吃点来
[00:01:49] 我竟珍珍小姐一杯
[00:01:52] 大家是笑语欢声、毫无拘束
[00:01:56] 这真真那肚子
[00:01:57] 有底儿都说了
[00:01:59] 删除吧
[00:02:01] 今天我找你来了
[00:02:03] 你得给我讲笑话
[00:02:06] 我笑话都讲绝啦
[00:02:09] 没得可讲不
[00:02:11] 你骗我
[00:02:12] 今天你不讲就是不行
[00:02:14] 我讲100个
[00:02:16] 大家都输
[00:02:18] 老乱讲
[00:02:19] 钱钱钱
[00:02:21] 栾蒲包也高兴
[00:02:23] 左一个笑话
[00:02:25] 又一个故事
[00:02:27] 讲的大家乐的眼泪都淌出来了
[00:02:30] 讲了十几个J
[00:02:31] 真真也不晚
[00:02:33] 再讲一个
[00:02:34] 真没了
[00:02:35] 不行再讲一个讲一个
[00:02:38] 我就饶了你
[00:02:40] 哎呀
[00:02:41] 还讲什么呢
[00:02:45] 哎
[00:02:46] 栾蒲包
[00:02:47] 有些笑话都现编的即兴发挥
[00:02:51] 她一看
[00:02:51] 张福祥这脑袋太亮了
[00:02:54] 有主意了
[00:02:55] 好再讲一个啊
[00:02:57] 完了咱就结束行
[00:02:59] 再讲一个有意思的好吧
[00:03:01] 你听听有没有意思
[00:03:05] 说这个啊
[00:03:06] 古代啊
[00:03:08] 有个和尚
[00:03:11] 这和尚不守规矩犯了
[00:03:13] 戒规了
[00:03:15] 什么坏事都干
[00:03:18] 特别是呢
[00:03:19] 于一个有夫之妇私通
[00:03:23] 这件事儿让人家丈夫告到县衙
[00:03:28] 相关一瓶
[00:03:29] 火冒三丈啊
[00:03:32] 一般的人干这种事儿都不允许
[00:03:35] 何况他是出家人呢
[00:03:37] 可恶至极
[00:03:39] 派一个当差的
[00:03:42] 去抓这和尚
[00:03:44] 和尚还不知道怎么回事儿呢
[00:03:46] 被抓了
[00:03:47] 立车所在
[00:03:50] 由于他罪行严重
[00:03:53] 得送到府衙
[00:03:54] 车到府衙去宣判
[00:03:57] 可能要处以极刑啊
[00:04:00] 这刚才这所DJ 和尚笨府衙
[00:04:05] 哎呀
[00:04:06] 这和尚一边走着
[00:04:07] 一边心里盘算完了
[00:04:10] 麻辣
[00:04:12] 到了府衙
[00:04:13] 知府大老爷笔仙一逛荡就得把我处于极刑啊
[00:04:20] 怎么办呢
[00:04:21] 我得求活命啊
[00:04:22] 哎
[00:04:23] 走半道下雨了
[00:04:25] 不能往前走了
[00:04:28] 他们找个地儿就住下
[00:04:30] 这和尚一琢磨
[00:04:31] 天助我也
[00:04:33] 今天晚上我得借着与逃走啊
[00:04:37] 怎么办呢
[00:04:38] 和上头还有俩钱
[00:04:40] 买了二斤肉
[00:04:42] 打了二斤酒
[00:04:44] 一斤花生米
[00:04:45] 请这当差的喝酒
[00:04:49] 这当差的也觉得人困马乏的
[00:04:51] 晚上也没事儿
[00:04:53] 喝点酒
[00:04:54] 解解乏吧
[00:04:55] 好爸
[00:04:56] 刚才你就上了当
[00:04:59] 上了
[00:05:00] 当酒
[00:05:01] 一下喝多了
[00:05:02] 喝完趴桌上睡着了
[00:05:06] 和尚一看
[00:05:07] 有机可乘啊
[00:05:09] 此时不走更待何时呢
[00:05:13] 在刚才的身上
[00:05:15] 把钥匙翻出来了
[00:05:17] 把伯索
[00:05:18] 手肘全都打开
[00:05:21] 打开之后没事啦
[00:05:23] 我得快点逃走啊
[00:05:26] 哎呀
[00:05:27] 他看看屋里灯太亮不行
[00:05:29] 别把灯指了
[00:05:31] 结果这和尚把灯吹灭之后跑了
[00:05:33] 跑到半道又回来了
[00:05:36] 珍珍听到这儿眼睛瞪那么大
[00:05:40] 那为什么呢
[00:05:41] 他不想走了
[00:05:43] 不是啊
[00:05:44] 他忽然想起一件事儿
[00:05:46] 往哪跑啊
[00:05:47] 哎
[00:05:48] 刚才的年轻啊
[00:05:50] 腿脚麻利
[00:05:52] 一旦他清醒过来一看我没了
[00:05:55] 肯定得找我呀
[00:05:57] 说不定还得把我抓住
[00:06:00] 为了保险起见
[00:06:03] 这和尚挺聪明
[00:06:05] 开抽匣它就翻
[00:06:07] 翻出一把剃头刀来
[00:06:10] 把灯长起来
[00:06:12] 就给内当差的帽子摘了
[00:06:14] 把他头给他踢了
[00:06:17] TD 流光也像和尚差不多少
[00:06:20] 然后合上换了换衣服
[00:06:23] 把刚才的衣服他穿上
[00:06:26] 把和尚衣服给刚才的穿上
[00:06:29] 最后一看
[00:06:30] 一切齐备
[00:06:31] 把灯直面
[00:06:33] 他跑了
[00:06:34] 这回真跑了
[00:06:36] 就说这个刚才
[00:06:38] 睡了
[00:06:38] 能有一个时辰
[00:06:40] 睡醒了
[00:06:41] 抻了
[00:06:42] 抻懒腰
[00:06:43] 把眼睁开
[00:06:44] 往屋里一看呀
[00:06:47] 怎么这么high 呀
[00:06:48] 哎呀
[00:06:49] 我喝多了
[00:06:51] 我现在正办公的时候
[00:06:53] 我正押送犯人
[00:06:55] 我怎么能喝酒呢
[00:06:56] 喝有悔
[00:06:58] 这
[00:06:59] 这和尚干嘛呢
[00:07:00] A 1 摸和尚没了
[00:07:04] 哎呀
[00:07:05] 当差的可急坏了
[00:07:08] 心说这和尚跑哪去了
[00:07:10] 一定我醉酒不醒
[00:07:12] 他逃之夭夭了
[00:07:14] 将来我怎么着交代大人非怪我不可
[00:07:18] 他四麦找在和尚找不着急得是心急火燎
[00:07:23] 他有个毛病
[00:07:24] 他这毛病一着急了一范畴
[00:07:26] 爱摸自己的脑袋
[00:07:29] 最后一划了自己的脑袋
[00:07:31] 溜光
[00:07:32] 哎哟
[00:07:34] 我真够笨的
[00:07:35] 闹了半天
[00:07:36] 和尚在这儿啊
[00:07:40] 一说到这儿
[00:07:42] 这正福祥还没明白过来怎么回事儿
[00:07:45] 瞪大眼睛看着
[00:07:47] 在哪儿呢
[00:07:49] 栾博邦说
[00:07:50] 这不在这儿呢吗
[00:07:51] 用手一指
[00:07:52] 郑福霞真真才明白
[00:07:55] 过来闹了半天
[00:07:57] 栾蒲包编了个笑话
[00:07:59] 骂的正服侠
[00:08:01] 大伙儿听完全乐坏了
[00:08:03] 还真给你乐坏了
[00:08:05] 政府想你听好
[00:08:07] 专包你当兄弟的
[00:08:09] 找哥哥的便宜
[00:08:10] 今天我非揍你不可
[00:08:12] 俩人围着转
[00:08:13] 那卡直直转
[00:08:15] 一边乐一边跑
[00:08:16] 这屋里是笑语欢声
[00:08:19] 正这么个时候
[00:08:21] 老掌柜的
[00:08:22] 王恩普
[00:08:24] 从外边儿进来
[00:08:26] 原来他们店里头严格规定
[00:08:29] 本店员工在营业时间
[00:08:33] 绝对不准陪客人吃酒
[00:08:35] 不准大声喧哗
[00:08:38] 不准进雅间儿上
[00:08:40] 这折腾来
[00:08:41] 嗯
[00:08:42] 那三令五申
[00:08:44] 今天他一进门儿就听着这声儿啊
[00:08:46] 那大脸蛋子刮沙尘起来
[00:08:49] 行的话
[00:08:50] 谁这么大胆
[00:08:51] 破坏店里的规矩
[00:08:54] 你想干不想干
[00:08:55] 绿葱葱笨了
[00:08:57] 一号雅间儿一推门就进来
[00:09:03] 他那意思要发火
[00:09:05] 栾蒲包一看
[00:09:06] 是他吓得不跑了
[00:09:08] 其他的人刷收敛了笑容
[00:09:12] 栾蒲包过来哟
[00:09:14] 老掌柜的你来得正好
[00:09:16] 我们不敢破坏规矩啊
[00:09:19] 因为今天有特殊D 客人
[00:09:20] 您看
[00:09:22] 珍珍小姐来了
[00:09:24] 为了给珍珍小姐开心
[00:09:26] 我们哥几个也没活儿可干
[00:09:27] 所以都聚到这屋来
[00:09:29] 老掌柜来
[00:09:31] 你生气吗妹
[00:09:35] 万古一看
[00:09:37] 珍珍在这贵客
[00:09:40] 马上脸就变了
[00:09:43] 怒脸儿变成了笑脸
[00:09:45] 跟他弥勒佛差不多少
[00:09:47] 哎哟
[00:09:48] 我当谁呢
[00:09:50] 珍珍小姐啊
[00:09:52] 你好啊
[00:09:55] 珍珍惜说这人真有意思
[00:09:57] 刚才一进屋把我吓了一跳
[00:09:59] 跟凶神恶煞似的
[00:10:01] 眨眼之间满脸都是笑纹
[00:10:04] 嗯
[00:10:06] 帮掌柜的你挺好呗
[00:10:08] 托福托福挺好
[00:10:10] 哎呀真真小姐
[00:10:12] 我真是想啥来啥呀
[00:10:15] 嗯
[00:10:16] 我正想珍珍小姐呢
[00:10:19] 哎
[00:10:19] 你就坐在这儿啦
[00:10:21] 来来给我搬把椅子
[00:10:23] 我陪着真真小姐喝几杯来来来
[00:10:27] 我给你买上
[00:10:29] 我喝的够多了不
[00:10:31] 我竟第九
[00:10:32] 你是非喝不可
[00:10:34] 来来来来来
[00:10:36] 真真没办法把这杯喝下去了
[00:10:39] 再看汪恩普自己买上一杯
[00:10:41] 杨博也喝下去了
[00:10:43] 喝完之后没声儿了
[00:10:46] 真真正盘算着
[00:10:48] 真扫兴
[00:10:49] 他来干什么烦死个人
[00:10:52] 听爹说了
[00:10:53] 这人不怎么地
[00:10:54] 人品、道德各方面都不好
[00:10:57] 要没你多欢乐
[00:10:59] 有你
[00:11:01] 这饭不能吃
[00:11:03] 真正要走
[00:11:05] 刚一站起来
[00:11:07] 突然发现汪恩普放声大哭
[00:11:12] 嗯
[00:11:14] 嗯
[00:11:15] 约
[00:11:17] 啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[00:11:22] 啊哈哈哈
[00:11:24] 嗯
[00:11:27] 珍珍
[00:11:27] 一看这人
[00:11:28] 有病吧这是
[00:11:30] 这怎么一会儿又哭开了
[00:11:32] 哎呀
[00:11:33] 一看那大胖
[00:11:33] 脸上的泪水
[00:11:34] 嗒嗒嗒嗒全下来了
[00:11:37] 真真就是没笑出来
[00:11:39] 后来发现她哭得太悲痛了
[00:11:41] 真真的眼圈也红了
[00:11:44] 反馈的
[00:11:45] 你咋啦
[00:11:47] 你有什么为难的事儿
[00:11:49] 栾蒲包儿
[00:11:50] 大伙儿也说让掌柜的
[00:11:52] 你怎么了有病啊
[00:11:54] 头疼啊
[00:11:55] 你才头疼
[00:11:57] 真的小姐
[00:12:00] 刚才我说了
[00:12:02] 我日思夜想地就是甄甄小姐
[00:12:07] 甄小姐
[00:12:09] 你答应也得答应
[00:12:11] 你不答应也得答应普通
[00:12:15] 给战争跪下
[00:12:18] 满屋的人全傻眼了
[00:12:21] 郑福祥头脑简单
[00:12:23] 正祥一看
[00:12:24] 坏了坏了
[00:12:27] 老掌柜的真没出息
[00:12:30] 你多大岁数
[00:12:32] 嗯
[00:12:33] 听你说这话多肉麻呀
[00:12:36] 你想干什么你想求婚呢
[00:12:40] 嗯
[00:12:40] 姚泽圣瑶山人能答应吗
[00:12:43] 珍珍小姐能同意吗
[00:12:45] 你那脸皮有多厚
[00:12:47] 当着这么多人
[00:12:48] 你就跪下求婚呢啊
[00:12:51] 他心里那么想
[00:12:52] 他没说
[00:12:53] 有的人脑袋一歪
[00:12:55] 一想不能不是那么回事儿
[00:12:57] 最聪明的是栾蒲包
[00:13:01] 栾蒲包明白
[00:13:03] 姚掌柜的快起来
[00:13:04] 观之不雅
[00:13:05] 你起不起来
[00:13:07] 我替你说
[00:13:08] 你别哭
[00:13:10] 我的苦楚
[00:13:12] 谁知道我知道
[00:13:15] 老掌柜的
[00:13:16] 是不是冯玉祥要处置你啊
[00:13:21] 因为南口劳军的事情
[00:13:23] 有人把你给告了
[00:13:25] 你怕担责任
[00:13:27] 你要求见珍珍小姐想叫真真在她父亲面前多加美言
[00:13:34] 求摇扇人出头给平息此事
[00:13:39] 你知道姚泽圣尧的先生跟冯玉祥将军关系不错
[00:13:46] 是不是为这个罢了
[00:13:50] 知我者普包也
[00:13:54] 血糖啊
[00:13:54] 你怎么说的那么对
[00:13:57] 真雷小姐
[00:13:58] 我确实为此事你听听
[00:14:02] 你给评评这个理
[00:14:04] 我们费了九牛二虎地进到南口去劳军
[00:14:10] 累的我几天晚上都没合眼啊
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