[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 襄阳的二王爷雷大彪追杀程咬金 [00:00:04] 离开了疆场 [00:00:07] 眼看着俩人距离越来越近 [00:00:11] 雷大彪崛起盘龙棍 [00:00:14] 照着程咬金的后脑海呜地一声砸了下去 [00:00:19] 有 [00:00:19] 一般人呢就咋整 [00:00:21] 哪知程咬金的胆子 [00:00:24] 晒干了 [00:00:25] 比窝瓜都大 [00:00:27] 他已经听见脑后有金峰在想 [00:00:30] 突然大喊一声 [00:00:32] 嗨招法宝哦 [00:00:34] 呜呜 [00:00:37] 这边棍也往下落 [00:00:39] 他那边发宝也记起来 [00:00:42] 把雷大彪吓一跳 [00:00:44] 刚一愣神儿 [00:00:45] 就听着当啷的一声 [00:00:48] 把他震得差点把棍扔了 [00:00:52] 就听扑通一声 [00:00:53] 地下掉下一物啊 [00:00:57] 雷大彪扭头一看 [00:00:59] 嗨 [00:01:00] 没把他鼻子气歪了 [00:01:02] 怎么 [00:01:04] 原来程咬金把斧子扔出去了 [00:01:07] 正砸在棍上 [00:01:09] 这斧子 [00:01:10] 掉在地上 [00:01:12] 姓程的 [00:01:14] 你把兵器都扔啦 [00:01:16] 你还想活马追 [00:01:18] 就这么功夫 [00:01:19] 程咬金又跑出多远 [00:01:22] 嗨 [00:01:23] 雷大彪 [00:01:24] 你不要追 [00:01:25] 我是逗你玩儿呢 [00:01:27] 你别以为啊 [00:01:29] 你成爷爷打不过你我可告诉你我可有发宝啊 [00:01:36] 有法宝你就记 [00:01:38] 嗯 [00:01:38] 好啊 [00:01:39] 天灵灵 [00:01:40] 地灵灵 [00:01:41] 你零零 [00:01:41] 我零零 [00:01:42] 小子乔发包啊日 [00:01:47] 又一件东西飞了出去 [00:01:50] 雷大彪不知道什么呢 [00:01:53] 下地戴斯将秤旁一闪 [00:01:56] 啪 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