[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 狸猫草上飞、陶二甲 [00:00:05] 心中情敌呀 [00:00:08] 想走走不了 [00:00:12] 想在这呆着 [00:00:14] 把心都熟了 [00:00:17] 人在这 [00:00:19] 心跑回变房去 [00:00:22] 准之 [00:00:23] 家里的人 [00:00:25] 看这会儿自己没回去就得砸喔 [00:00:28] 哎 [00:00:29] 这就叫做菜刀 [00:00:32] 正这么个时候 [00:00:33] 他听见防守 [00:00:38] 有这种声音 [00:00:40] 这是什么声音 [00:00:42] 是人呐 [00:00:43] 蹿房越脊 [00:00:45] 那是拥军带动的风声 [00:00:49] 要不怎么说大将军眼观六路 [00:00:53] 耳听八方 [00:00:55] 尤其他们这种努力呢 [00:00:58] 练的这种功夫 [00:01:01] 不说到了鸡司晨泉首页的功夫也差不多少 [00:01:07] 耳朵相当灵敏 [00:01:10] 曹尔嘉的身子就微微一颤 [00:01:15] 按下的钟表说 [00:01:16] 也就是1/2秒 [00:01:20] 咱就这种动作 [00:01:22] 被韩宝、吴志广发现 [00:01:26] 这俩小子也不白给啊 [00:01:29] 自从他们做的桌面上 [00:01:32] 对陶二霞 [00:01:34] 他们就不放心 [00:01:37] 尤其曹尔霞提出要看国宝鸳鸯着 [00:01:41] 他们从心往外就反对 [00:01:44] 因此 [00:01:45] 在头脑之中就发生问号 [00:01:48] 您说这老家伙究竟是哪个头的a [00:01:54] 满脸的奸笑 [00:01:57] 看得出 [00:01:59] 他把大寨主罗列 [00:02:02] 野蛮过了 [00:02:03] 但是瞒不了我们哥俩 [00:02:08] 能不能是丛林的爪牙 [00:02:11] 进山了 [00:02:12] 卧底了 [00:02:15] 要真那样对我们是大大的不利 [00:02:20] 因此 [00:02:20] 韩宝在桌子底下用脚尖一碰 [00:02:24] 吴志广不是广明白 [00:02:27] 对陶尔佳氏格外的留神注意 [00:02:31] 始终 [00:02:32] 他们保持着高度警惕的状态 [00:02:37] 二加听见这声 [00:02:39] 他俩也听见 [00:02:40] 但不敢叫准 [00:02:42] 一看庞二霞稍微那么一愣神儿俩人明白了哦 [00:02:48] 来人 [00:02:49] 啊 [00:02:51] 老鸟 [00:02:54] 备不住 [00:02:55] 你们想赢Y 和收拾我们咯 [00:03:01] 韩宝站起来 [00:03:05] 呃 [00:03:07] 今天吃的太多了 [00:03:09] 9 he d 过量呃 [00:03:12] 老价格 [00:03:14] 赞助哥哥 [00:03:15] 我请个假 [00:03:17] 我方便 [00:03:18] 方便 [00:03:20] 方便的意思呢 [00:03:21] 就出去上厕所 [00:03:25] 他以这个为借口 [00:03:27] 溜溜达达的出来了 [00:03:30] 站在院里被夜风一吹 [00:03:33] 也的确挺痛苦 [00:03:36] 他翻眼不往房上看看 [00:03:39] 房上区黑 [00:03:41] 什么也看不见 [00:03:43] 因此在假装上茅房 [00:03:47] 鼻子还哼哼的小便 [00:03:50] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 [00:03:54] 那内意思我什么也没察觉 [00:03:57] 无所谓的意思 [00:03:59] 麻痹对方 [00:04:01] 其实他没上厕所 [00:04:04] 顺着江山转到后头看看 [00:04:06] 左右没人把一袋子砰砰砰 [00:04:11] 连尽以后大便一盘 [00:04:13] 抬胳膊抬腿 [00:04:14] 没有半点绷挂之处 [00:04:17] 把胯骨双蓝紫拽出来 [00:04:22] 双蓝娇子左手脚尖点地 [00:04:25] 舌尖一顶上牙膛 [00:04:27] 脑袋一不楞 [00:04:28] 腰眼一使劲疼 [00:04:31] 旧村上大厅 [00:04:34] 您看这韩宝、吴志国有能耐 [00:04:39] 那不是一般的蟊贼数寇 [00:04:42] 那是云南八卦山九宫八卦连环吐的台柱 [00:04:47] 铁罗汉 [00:04:48] 法禅的真传 [00:04:51] 所以在轻功方面有一套 [00:04:55] 韩宝双脚落到房 [00:04:57] 脖子往后放坡 [00:04:59] 一看没人 [00:05:01] 可以断定 [00:05:02] 这人呢 [00:05:02] 可能是在前边儿 [00:05:05] 这蹑足潜踪爬上个防止 [00:05:10] 往前坡一看 [00:05:13] 嗯 [00:05:14] 看见了 [00:05:16] 并排趴着俩人 [00:05:20] 这俩人周身穿轻便 [00:05:22] 比挂到全事业兴 [00:05:25] 看不清五官 [00:05:27] 手里头都拿着家伙一闪一闪的家伙 [00:05:32] 闪过啊 [00:05:36] 不问可知 [00:05:39] 照着来泰山的 [00:05:42] 肯定是同龄的人了 [00:05:46] 这小子有些混就报警 [00:05:49] 又怕时间来不及 [00:05:51] 这俩人跑了 [00:05:54] 可怎么办呢 [00:05:56] 还豁出去 [00:06:00] 抓住他们脚脖子 [00:06:01] 把他们摔院里去就算了呗 [00:06:06] 但是由高坡往下来 [00:06:09] 你再注意 [00:06:10] 这边都有声音呢 [00:06:13] E 采纳房瓦咔吧一响 [00:06:16] 前面的人就得发现 [00:06:17] 就得跑了 [00:06:19] 怎么办呢 [00:06:21] 韩宝 [00:06:22] 你知道吗 [00:06:22] 还真有高 [00:06:24] 来了个狸猫扑鼠的本领 [00:06:29] 冷不丁啊 [00:06:30] 往前一送 [00:06:33] 就像那个猫抓耗子 [00:06:35] 那意思差不多 [00:06:37] 身子腾空了 [00:06:39] 往前一一身 [00:06:41] 抓住这俩人儿 [00:06:43] 脚脖子落下去 [00:06:46] 他说顺势使劲儿 [00:06:49] 摁这坡呢 [00:06:51] 曹中都缴清 [00:06:54] 因此 [00:06:55] 他抓脚脖子往前一搡 [00:06:57] 不费多大的劲 [00:06:59] 他的房 [00:07:01] 这俩组就感觉到不妙 [00:07:04] 还有你 [00:07:07] 从两丈多高的方坡上掉下去 [00:07:11] 把房檐的滴水瓦 [00:07:14] 碰你好几块 [00:07:16] 摔的台阶上发出清脆的响声 [00:07:19] 啪啪啪 [00:07:22] 汉堡呢 [00:07:23] 也没收住朝 [00:07:25] 他也跟着下去 [00:07:28] 仨大活人 [00:07:30] 这一摔下来 [00:07:31] 能没啥吗 [00:07:34] 但是咱们书中要交待清楚 [00:07:38] 摔跟摔可不一样 [00:07:40] 要让不会功夫的人摔下来 [00:07:42] 四哈那天被摔坏了不可 [00:07:45] 这都会功夫 [00:07:48] 前面是两个组 [00:07:50] 头朝下脚 [00:07:51] 朝上去一摔下来 [00:07:54] 离地还有五尺多远 [00:07:56] 赶紧使了空中的鱼里番拍个照毛跟头 [00:08:02] 头朝上 [00:08:03] 脚朝下脚站的地方死时 [00:08:06] 这个身子没站稳的阿詹退出去七八步又晃荡 [00:08:13] 只能是这样 [00:08:14] 汉堡也不远 [00:08:17] 你也是个空中与力帆腰眼一使劲爬 [00:08:22] 脑瓜朝上 [00:08:24] 双腿朝D 它粘辊 [00:08:28] 这家屋里可开的过 [00:08:31] 听得清清楚楚 [00:08:34] 大债主罗列双手 [00:08:36] 扶破案掌声往院中观看 [00:08:40] 什么是怎么回事儿 [00:08:43] 刚刚J 主页有人泰山了 [00:08:54] 桌椅乱想 [00:08:56] 屋里的100多号全都闯在院儿里头 [00:09:01] 桃儿峡的心呢 [00:09:03] 好悬 [00:09:03] 没从嘴里蹦出去 [00:09:06] CA 2 加心里清楚Y [00:09:10] 肯定是镇东峡和海豚 [00:09:12] 他们等不及了 [00:09:15] 派人前来泰山 [00:09:17] 糟糕 [00:09:18] 真糟糕 [00:09:21] 要了我的命了 [00:09:23] 我该怎么办 [00:09:25] 回头看 [00:09:27] 下九零 [00:09:28] 司马良 [00:09:29] 俩小伙子的模样也变样 [00:09:33] 也知道是怎么回事儿 [00:09:35] 随大流跟着也出去了 [00:09:37] 嗯 [00:09:38] 这个戏还得接着往下演呢 [00:09:43] 狼少三人战斗群贼的身后闪目往院中官桥医院去 [00:09:50] 谁呀 [00:09:52] 都是镇东甲减得意高徒徐元徐子忒少府 [00:09:58] 少坤然 [00:10:00] 他们歌呀 [00:10:03] 选手请短发、荷叶、莲花追封场少府 [00:10:08] 手使一对秋容发 [00:10:12] 都穿一件新衣 [00:10:15] 那怎么来的呢 [00:10:16] 这事儿不奇怪啊 [00:10:18] 约会好了 [00:10:20] 张登以前跑一下回来 [00:10:23] 结果大伙儿眼巴巴在那等着 [00:10:26] 日默西山了 [00:10:27] 一会儿天黑了 [00:10:29] 眼看快掌灯了 [00:10:31] 讯息皆无 [00:10:33] 大侠妙手 [00:10:35] 东方朔、曹润、曹绍先就沉不住气了 [00:10:40] 老二肯定出山 [00:10:43] 不用问 [00:10:44] 哪句话说漏了 [00:10:47] 让人家发现了 [00:10:50] 那要落到罗列手里还好得了吗 [00:10:52] 说不定这一阵儿早都做了高下轨了 [00:10:57] 哎呀 [00:10:58] 我把我二弟给坑了 [00:11:01] 是不关心关心则乱呢 [00:11:04] 大侠嘴不说 [00:11:05] 但是呢 [00:11:06] 动作表情带出来了 [00:11:08] 镇东峡徒民也沉不住气了 [00:11:12] 找回来 [00:11:13] 那怎么办呢 [00:11:14] 别干等啊 [00:11:17] 人没回来 [00:11:18] 咱们去看看吧 [00:11:19] 分成两拨 [00:11:22] 前面这波是前部先锋派下五个年轻的徐源、绍普、侯玉、侯俊、岩某 [00:11:34] 他们接下来的 [00:11:37] 可这五个人的水性相当好 [00:11:41] 换好水是依靠进了水里头 [00:11:46] 翻水踏水 [00:11:47] 乘风破浪 [00:11:48] 赶奔清水潭 [00:11:49] 烈焰战 [00:11:51] 他们顺着谱子成爬上来 [00:11:55] 因为五个人在一起目标大 [00:11:58] 就分成两拨 [00:12:00] 徐源 [00:12:01] 绍溥一波 [00:12:02] 那仨人一波 [00:12:05] 在宣少谷 [00:12:07] 在夜探中轻轻 [00:12:10] 说你不服不行 [00:12:12] 这两个人能耐是不含糊 [00:12:15] 毕竟 [00:12:16] 还差点劲 [00:12:19] 所以在蹿房 [00:12:20] 越以知识衣襟带风 [00:12:25] 被厅堂里的人听见了 [00:12:28] 那样同林河 [00:12:29] 镇东峡那是绝不可能的 [00:12:33] 两个人但凡D 能力要出众 [00:12:36] 也不至于被韩保证给招下来 [00:12:41] 删除第二位 [00:12:43] 暴露了目标了 [00:12:45] 把心一横也就豁出去了 [00:12:49] 小哥俩个拿家伙丁字步站好一摆一把 [00:12:55] 看你这网贼想要怎样 [00:12:58] 大债主罗列 [00:13:01] 领着片副寨主 [00:13:03] 他儿子罗薇等等 [00:13:05] 助人等出来之后一看 [00:13:09] 明白怎么回事儿 [00:13:11] 罗列用手点 [00:13:13] 只是哇哇暴叫 [00:13:16] 年轻人 [00:13:19] 胆大的小Y [00:13:22] 你们是哪来的 [00:13:24] 银河夜半三更叹 [00:13:27] 清水痰裂烟寨 [00:13:30] 你们想干什么 [00:13:32] 这个徐媛D 人那火爆的脾气 [00:13:37] 咱们前面输交代过 [00:13:39] 大闹太湖 [00:13:41] 中山食子寨 [00:13:44] 就是他起的头 [00:13:46] 支援一下 [00:13:48] 既然事情到了现在了 [00:13:50] 没有隐瞒的必要啊 [00:13:53] 我们是堂而皇之地办差官 [00:13:57] 我们对面这些人都是贼呀 [00:14:02] 我干嘛为首为脚的 [00:14:04] 有什么就说什么 [00:14:06] 徐媛把脑子一不楞 [00:14:08] 把掌宫双卡一碰 [00:14:11] 啊 [00:14:14] 哎 [00:14:15] 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[00:16:33] 你的事儿就是我的事儿 [00:16:34] 我的事儿就是你的事儿 [00:16:36] 为了大债主赴汤蹈火 [00:16:39] 万死不辞 [00:16:41] 老头说 [00:16:42] 这话甩掉常山 [00:16:44] 把小便玉盘飞行飘过来了 [00:16:48] 他为什么呢 [00:16:50] 他咋不抽空啊 [00:16:52] 跟J 歌俩交交底 [00:16:55] 说话呀 [00:16:57] 有把门儿的 [00:16:59] 别把事情弄砸了 [00:17:02] 是这个意思 [00:17:04] 所以卡er Xia 窜到徐原地境界 [00:17:09] 怕徐元 [00:17:10] 说实话 [00:17:12] 老头先说话了 [00:17:14] 爸爸 [00:17:16] 哪里来的狂徒 [00:17:19] 竟敢如此猖獗 [00:17:21] 可时任狸猫草上飞 [00:17:25] 陶荣陶超玩吧 [00:17:28] 让他玩吧 [00:17:30] 能不认得吗 [00:17:33] 起来一看 [00:17:34] 好像没了一样 [00:17:37] 其实这老爷子大概戏法没变绿 [00:17:42] 我们那猜错了 [00:17:45] 因为这老爷子遭了毒手了 [00:17:47] 看这意思 [00:17:47] 精神头还挺足啊 [00:17:50] 细滑 [00:17:51] 没变绿 [00:17:52] 这就好 [00:17:53] 居然也不傻 [00:17:56] 一看老头儿演戏 [00:17:58] 那我也跟着演呗 [00:18:00] 那么双彩往左右一分眼珠一瞪腿 [00:18:05] 哪冒出人鸡毛草上飞 [00:18:09] 你算个什么东西 [00:18:11] 这老家火 [00:18:13] 你个老贼 [00:18:17] 二加一听啊 [00:18:18] 哈哈哈 [00:18:20] 其实这孩子真够损的啊 [00:18:24] 等这篇儿揭过去 [00:18:25] 咱爷俩再好好算算账 [00:18:28] 老头又杨姐 [00:18:29] 对不骂狠点 [00:18:32] 不叫人看出毛病来了 [00:18:34] 他俩对骂你的 [00:18:37] 这二霞把双掌一句话好 [00:18:40] 小辈如此猖狂 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