[00:00:09] guess who's back [00:00:10] back again [00:00:12] shady's back [00:00:14] tell a friend [00:00:16] now everyone report to the dance floor [00:00:18] to the dance floor to the dance floor [00:00:20] now everyone report to the dance floor [00:00:22] all right stop! pajama time [00:00:24] come here little kiddies on my lap [00:00:27] guess who's back with a brand new rap [00:00:29] and i don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigate [00:00:32] and accusate (ahh ahh ahh!) [00:00:34] no words papas got a brand new bag of toys [00:00:37] what else could i possibly do to make noise [00:00:39] i done touched on everything but little boys [00:00:41] thats not a stab a michael thats just a metaphor [00:00:43] i'm just psycho i go a little bit crazy sometimes [00:00:46] i get a little bit outta control with my rhymes [00:00:48] good god chick do a little slide [00:00:50] bend now touch your toes and just glide [00:00:53] up the center of the dance floor like tp for my bunghole [00:00:55] and its cool if you let one go [00:00:57] no body's gonna know who hear it [00:00:59] give a little toot toot its okay [00:01:00] oops my cd just skipped [00:01:02] and everyone just heard you let one rip [00:01:04] now i'm gonna make you dance get your chance [00:01:07] yeah boy shake that ass oops i meant girl [00:01:09] girl girl girl girl you know you're my world [00:01:12] aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh just lose it ahh ahh ahh [00:01:15] go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby [00:01:20] now its friday and its my day [00:01:22] to party all the way to sunday [00:01:23] every single monday i dont know what day [00:01:26] everyday's just a holiday [00:01:27] cruisin on the freeway feelin kinda breezy [00:01:30] get the top down let my hair blow [00:01:32] i don't know where i'm goin [00:01:33] but when i get there i know someone's gonna touch my body [00:01:36] excuse me miss i don't mean to sound like a jerk [00:01:39] but i'm feelin a lil stressed out from work [00:01:42] could you punch me in the stomache and pull my hair [00:01:44] spit on me maybe gouge my eyes out yeah [00:01:46] whats your name girl whats your scurr [00:01:48] dre ahh ahh beer guy goes blind [00:01:49] i'm just tryna unwind now i'm [00:01:49] now i'm gonna make you dance get your chance [00:01:55] yeah boy shake that ass oops i meant girl [00:01:57] girl girl girl girl you know you're my world [00:02:00] aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh just lose it ahh ahh ahh [00:02:03] go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby [00:02:08] now its tuesday and i'm locked up [00:02:10] i'm in jail and i don't know what happened [00:02:12] each day i was runnin butt naked [00:02:16] down the street screamin ahh ahh ahh [00:02:18] mother i'm sorry i don't need your number [00:02:19] all i need is this much i'm not guilty [00:02:19] they said save it or we'll get you on tape [00:02:22] tellin an old lady touch my body [00:02:23] now this is the part where the rap breaks down [00:02:25] its real intense no one makes a sound [00:02:28] everything looks like its 8 mile now [00:02:30] the beat comes back everybody just lose theirselves [00:02:33] snap back to reality look its b rabbit [00:02:33] yo you signed me up to battle [00:02:33] i'm a grown man jubba jubba jubba jubba jubba jubba [00:02:37] i know dont have any life i took a right hand whole [00:02:37] tell me fellas what tell me fellas what grab ya left nut [00:02:42] and make ya right one jealous [00:02:44] black girls white girls skinny girls [00:02:45] fat girls tall girls small girls [00:02:45] i'm callin all girls everyone report to the dance floor [00:02:49] its just chance for a little romance whore [00:02:51] butt squeezin its the season just go ahh ahh ahh [00:02:55] so upeasin [00:02:55] now i'm gonna make you dance get your chance [00:03:00] yeah boy shake that ass oops i meant girl [00:03:02] girl girl girl girl you know you're my world [00:03:02] aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh just lose it ahh ahh ahh [00:03:07] go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby [00:03:11] touch my body touch my body [00:03:15] ooh boy just touch my body