[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 泰安神州的 [00:00:02] 知州黄的人 [00:00:05] 找燕青谈话 [00:00:07] 一看燕青长得太美 [00:00:09] 有点惋惜 [00:00:12] 言语之间要收买燕青说给他找个差事 [00:00:17] 另外 [00:00:17] 还赏他几票钱 [00:00:20] 其实这只jo r 两重意思一啊 [00:00:24] 他真喜欢燕青 [00:00:26] 觉着无论如何 [00:00:28] 他不是认原地对手死了受伤怪可惜了儿的另外一种意思呢 [00:00:35] 他是袒护着任媛 [00:00:38] 万一这漂亮小伙真有两下子 [00:00:41] 把人员给伤着呢 [00:00:42] 任媛是我的好朋友 [00:00:44] 每一年得的奖赏 [00:00:46] 我们俩二一添作五 [00:00:48] 你要把他废了 [00:00:49] 我什么得不着了 [00:00:51] 他有这个意思 [00:00:53] 但是燕青听完之后 [00:00:55] 冷笑了一声 [00:00:56] 大人 [00:00:58] 多谢大老爷盛情 [00:01:01] 但是有一样别看我穷 [00:01:04] 我也不图希这俩钱儿 [00:01:07] 您说您赏给我钱 [00:01:08] 我无功受禄寝食不安对不对 [00:01:12] 君子取财得有道啊 [00:01:15] 我不能随便拿人家的钱呢 [00:01:18] 这是一 [00:01:19] 另外我登台比我不图溪旁的 [00:01:24] 我就想教训教训这擎天柱 [00:01:27] 他有点太狂了 [00:01:29] 我替我们山东人出口气 [00:01:32] 能赢得他了 [00:01:34] 最好赢不了 [00:01:36] 我愿意倒霉呀 [00:01:38] 我跟那主才说的很好 [00:01:40] 我都签字画押了 [00:01:42] 我宁愿我这小命搭上我死而无怨呢 [00:01:46] 请大人见谅这个 [00:01:51] 一哈黄大人一听 [00:01:54] 这小伙子挺梗 [00:01:57] 好吧 [00:01:59] 既然忠言逆耳 [00:02:01] 由你去吧 [00:02:04] 谢大人 [00:02:05] 小人告退 [00:02:08] 燕青心里说话 [00:02:09] 收起那份好心来 [00:02:12] 你知道大爷我是谁 [00:02:14] 你知我来什么目的 [00:02:16] 嗯 [00:02:17] 来这一套 [00:02:19] 燕青做得心里有数 [00:02:22] 离开关儿走进人群 [00:02:24] He 老百姓看着这小伙儿真漂亮 [00:02:29] 就他登台跟任媛比舞 [00:02:32] 看看啊 [00:02:33] 究竟他这两下子如何 [00:02:35] 真是万人瞩目啊 [00:02:38] 燕青穿过人群二次登台 [00:02:41] 呢主材一看他回来了 [00:02:44] 我张一啊 [00:02:46] 真想比武不成 [00:02:49] 这有闹着玩儿的 [00:02:51] 当然是真的好 [00:02:54] 既然真的你把双手抬起来 [00:02:58] 本主材我要查看查看 [00:03:02] 我这什么规矩你查看什么嗯 [00:03:06] 还用我说吗 [00:03:08] 我要查看一下你身上是否有暗器 [00:03:13] 嗨 [00:03:14] 哎呀 [00:03:14] 真啰嗦呀 [00:03:16] 我能带暗器来嘛 [00:03:18] 好吧 [00:03:18] 你随便查吧 [00:03:20] 燕青把俩手一抬 [00:03:23] 再看这主材 [00:03:25] 从发顶一直搜到脚底下 [00:03:28] 摸这摸那 [00:03:30] 把燕青摸的浑身都发痒 [00:03:33] 燕青说 [00:03:34] 这样行不 [00:03:35] 我把衣服脱了 [00:03:36] 让你看个清楚 [00:03:38] 燕青啪啪啪把扣解开 [00:03:40] 把衣服闪了下 [00:03:42] 边儿就是蹲裆滚裤 [00:03:44] 燕青把腰带都解开了 [00:03:47] 我这裤子你看看种类啊 [00:03:50] 我可有点儿不文明啊 [00:03:52] 这鼻涕我没有办法 [00:03:54] 他要检查 [00:03:56] 你看我这裤裆里头藏着啥 [00:03:59] 说着把裤子退下来了 [00:04:01] 里边有裤头儿 [00:04:03] 这主材一看什么也没有 [00:04:05] 快把裤子穿上穿上 [00:04:08] 哎 [00:04:08] 好了吧 [00:04:09] 这回你放心了吧 [00:04:10] 燕青把裤子提起来 [00:04:12] 免上一袋子 [00:04:14] 嘣嘣嘣 [00:04:15] 连紧了几口 [00:04:16] 然后一耶 [00:04:18] 上身都光着膀子 [00:04:20] 这身肉儿真招人喜欢 [00:04:22] 粉奶奶的肉缠缠连连 [00:04:26] 另外 [00:04:26] 燕青前后心两臂都次第花纹 [00:04:31] 都次第大多 [00:04:32] 牡丹花好像这个宋朝仁呢 [00:04:36] 有一种时尚专讲叫纹身 [00:04:41] 你看九纹龙史进为什么叫九纹龙啊 [00:04:45] 前心后背两臂绣了九条龙 [00:04:50] 绣的是栩栩如生 [00:04:52] 有许多人呢 [00:04:53] 都爱纹身 [00:04:55] 所以燕青的深纹得非常好比一些人暗自称奇 [00:05:02] 检查完了煮才点了点头 [00:05:04] 可以了 [00:05:06] 没带什么危险利物 [00:05:08] 我说比武可以开始了 [00:05:11] 雁卿一听啊等等 [00:05:13] 啊 [00:05:14] 你什么事儿 [00:05:15] 我主材你不公啊 [00:05:19] 我哪点不公啊 [00:05:21] 你就不公啊 [00:05:22] 叫大伙儿评论评论呐 [00:05:25] 你光检查我了 [00:05:28] 怎么能任源 [00:05:29] 你不检查呀 [00:05:30] 你瞅他穿着离八层外八层 [00:05:33] 我怀疑他身上带着力气呢 [00:05:37] 那你怕我伤着他 [00:05:39] 我还怕他伤着我呢 [00:05:41] 也应该拖鞋衣服检查 [00:05:44] 相亲们 [00:05:46] 大家说对不对啊 [00:05:48] 底下人一听 [00:05:49] 真那么回事儿哇 [00:05:52] 对 [00:05:53] 赞成也应该检查 [00:05:56] 让我们大伙儿做个公证人 [00:05:59] 对对检查这个主材一听我也没办法 [00:06:05] 哈哈哈 [00:06:07] 任务是对不起 [00:06:10] 应大家的要求 [00:06:12] 您呢 [00:06:12] 也得把衣服脱了 [00:06:14] 我们得检查检查这个 [00:06:18] 嗯 [00:06:21] 任源鑫说自称叫张一 [00:06:24] 这小子真刁蛮呢啊 [00:06:27] 没办法把衣服脱了 [00:06:30] 老百姓在底下一看 [00:06:32] 哎 [00:06:33] 那身上穿着冒光的衣服是什么衣服啊 [00:06:37] 怎么穿这玩意儿 [00:06:39] 铁背心 [00:06:41] 别拔了 [00:06:42] 铁坎肩儿 [00:06:44] 别拖了 [00:06:46] A 一切一切全拔掉 [00:06:49] 另外把裤子脱下来 [00:06:50] 还有铁裤衩当众出丑啊 [00:06:54] 幸亏这铁裤衩儿里头还有内裤 [00:06:58] 巫也就赤身裸体了 [00:07:01] 全拔掉了 [00:07:03] 什么铁护腿铁护胸全去掉了 [00:07:08] 把鞋也脱下来了 [00:07:10] 燕青也不例外啊 [00:07:12] 哎呀 [00:07:12] 这主材看他这鞋底是铁底儿头前儿带尖儿后头代沟儿 [00:07:17] 这是这不行啊 [00:07:20] 也让她脱下来 [00:07:21] 另换一双鞋 [00:07:23] 这回可好 [00:07:24] 任原野赤身裸体 [00:07:27] 下边是兜裆滚裤 [00:07:29] 蹬着一双普通的靴子 [00:07:32] 这任媛这气儿就呼呼地心说 [00:07:35] 我白准备了 [00:07:37] 另外当众出丑 [00:07:39] 就听底下有人议论 [00:07:41] 有人骂 [00:07:42] 呸 [00:07:44] 什么东西 [00:07:46] 怪不得前年去年他获胜了 [00:07:50] 闹了半天 [00:07:51] 他里边带着零碎儿 [00:07:54] 这都什么玩意儿 [00:07:55] 还穿铁背心 [00:07:57] 哼 [00:07:57] 空有其名无有 [00:07:59] 其实就这样把人家赢了也不光彩 [00:08:02] 真不要脸 [00:08:04] 真没出息 [00:08:05] 真是小人之辈 [00:08:08] 舌头板子压死人呐 [00:08:10] 老百姓是议论纷纷 [00:08:13] 弄得这个任援脸红脖子粗啊 [00:08:18] 把这些零碎儿包吧包吧 [00:08:20] 拎到台下去了 [00:08:22] 交给他一个徒弟保管 [00:08:25] 这回主裁在说话 [00:08:27] 张一啊 [00:08:29] 这回你满意了吧 [00:08:30] 满意啦 [00:08:32] 我看得清清楚楚 [00:08:34] 我就知道她得带零碎儿 [00:08:37] 这回行了 [00:08:38] 行了 [00:08:39] 二位 [00:08:41] 开始准备吧 [00:08:42] 任远一步了 [00:08:43] 脑袋没什么准备的 [00:08:46] 就等你发话了 [00:08:48] 等我发话 [00:08:49] 二味各就各位 [00:08:52] 说各就各位在看任媛站在东边 [00:08:56] 燕青在西边这任园2B 琦瑶嗨 [00:09:03] 拉了个跨虎登山 [00:09:06] 是进可以攻退 [00:09:08] 可一手捂着脸 [00:09:10] 瞪着眼盯着燕青 [00:09:13] 燕青就往西边儿一吨 [00:09:16] 抱着俩磕膝盖 [00:09:17] 呲着牙瞅着 [00:09:19] 任媛发笑 [00:09:21] 吊儿郎当 [00:09:22] 毫不介意 [00:09:25] 再看这主材 [00:09:27] 站到他们两个的中间 [00:09:29] 把小旗儿一盏开始 [00:09:34] 这下厂子上去静下来 [00:09:37] 大家的眼睛瞪得溜圆呢 [00:09:40] 往台上看着 [00:09:42] 那李逵呢 [00:09:44] 也不例外呀 [00:09:45] 李逵的心都提到嗓子眼儿 [00:09:49] 担心燕青的安危呀 [00:09:52] 李逵心说话 [00:09:53] 小兄弟攒足劲儿啊 [00:09:56] 可千万别慌 [00:09:57] 打仗就怕心慌啊 [00:10:00] 老天保佑啊 [00:10:01] 东岳大帝保佑啊 [00:10:03] 保佑我兄弟平安无事 [00:10:06] 你看李逵这人的心肠特热 [00:10:10] 单说擎天柱 [00:10:12] 任原任媛晃动双臂 [00:10:16] 左摇右晃 [00:10:17] 往前摸索着前进 [00:10:20] 新说他妈 [00:10:21] 这小子怎么不动弹呢 [00:10:22] 呲着牙瞅着我笑 [00:10:24] 是什么意思这不斗气儿 [00:10:28] 他走的台新乐燕青也没动 [00:10:32] 没办法 [00:10:33] 擎天柱又往前走了几步 [00:10:35] 燕青还没动 [00:10:37] 但是没动归没动 [00:10:39] 燕青地眼睛盯着它下半截儿肚脐眼往下 [00:10:44] 他盯着任远一看 [00:10:48] 哦 [00:10:48] 明白了 [00:10:49] 他笨 [00:10:49] 我下三路 [00:10:51] 哼 [00:10:52] 小子 [00:10:53] 你错打了算盘了 [00:10:55] 我一条腿要扎了 [00:10:56] 根重有千斤 [00:10:59] 你能动得了我吗 [00:11:01] A 给他来个虚晃 [00:11:04] 一招引他进宫 [00:11:07] 然后就把他给逮住驴膀子趴把他给摔死 [00:11:13] 任元就下了狠茬子了 [00:11:16] 离得燕青不远了 [00:11:17] 把左腿抬起来 [00:11:19] 在燕青地面门抖了一下 [00:11:22] 晃他的眼神 [00:11:25] 燕青是干什么的 [00:11:27] 从小就学武 [00:11:28] 别看岁数不大 [00:11:30] 经验丰富 [00:11:32] 她盯着他下半截儿 [00:11:34] 这是虚晃一招 [00:11:35] 其实燕青早就打好主意奔的上三路 [00:11:41] 你看这人缘 [00:11:42] 还真就没猜透 [00:11:44] 他拿左腿一晃的功夫在看眼睛肥身形称 [00:11:49] 从任原地左夹肢窝窜过去了 [00:11:52] 任媛的腿一晃人儿没了 [00:11:56] 任原籍转身一看 [00:11:59] 燕青在他后头 [00:12:01] 他把双臂抬起来 [00:12:03] 张开蒲扇大的大手 [00:12:05] 哎 [00:12:06] 来抓燕青D 尖头 [00:12:09] 就他那大手要揪住的话 [00:12:12] 燕青就跑不了这一招叫虎扑子 [00:12:17] 就像老虎扑人的意思一样 [00:12:20] 无做到 [00:12:22] 这燕青一不慌 [00:12:23] 二不忙 [00:12:24] 往下一搓身 [00:12:26] 从他又夹具 [00:12:27] 我刺溜就钻过去了 [00:12:29] 他一下子扑空了 [00:12:30] 屁股撅起老高了 [00:12:33] 哎 [00:12:33] 又没铺着 [00:12:36] 这下子可急了 [00:12:37] 第三次转身奔燕青就是一脚 [00:12:40] 哪知道浪子燕青丹田提气往空中一纵柔从这擎天柱身上越过去了 [00:12:50] 这身子够多轻啊 [00:12:52] 台下的老百姓一看鼓掌喝彩 [00:12:56] 好功夫号清宫啊 [00:13:03] 哎哟 [00:13:04] 这任元那左铺没铺着又扑落空了 [00:13:09] 三铺四铺没有那么一会儿的功夫儿 [00:13:13] 这家就冒了汗了 [00:13:15] 他有点稳不住心神了 [00:13:18] 方寸已乱气的心直跳 [00:13:22] 心说张义啊 [00:13:23] 张义啊 [00:13:24] 你跟我捉什么迷藏啊 [00:13:27] 你比猴子还快 [00:13:29] 好小子 [00:13:30] 你真气死我也嗨嗨嗨嗨 [00:13:35] 他连着又扑了几下 [00:13:37] 还没铺着 [00:13:39] 燕青一看差不多了 [00:13:41] 小贼我就叫你心烦 [00:13:44] 心乱 [00:13:46] 你方寸一乱 [00:13:47] 我好进攻 [00:13:49] 现在到了时候再开宴请 [00:13:52] 往上一掌深探双臂奔他的五官 [00:13:57] 哎 [00:13:58] 这也是假招 [00:14:01] 任元一看 [00:14:02] 来势甚猛 [00:14:03] 赶紧使了个金融双蛟剪狮子插花 [00:14:07] 两臂一搭护住面门 [00:14:10] 哎 [00:14:12] 这一招叫老君关门 [00:14:14] 他一户面门上当了 [00:14:17] 燕青一看 [00:14:17] 他俩手抬起来了 [00:14:19] 中盘下盘都空了 [00:14:22] 再看眼睛往下一搓 [00:14:25] 身二一 [00:14:27] 这招可够厉害的 [00:14:30] 左手穿他的裆 [00:14:32] 里头抱住她的屁股大又手一推 [00:14:36] 它的迎面骨抱住他一条腿凹上一周就劲儿使劲儿 [00:14:43] 这人两条腿是跟把两条腿要给搬起来 [00:14:47] 这人就悬了 [00:14:48] 空了有多大的劲儿 [00:14:50] 也使不出来了 [00:14:52] 那燕青身子都快 [00:14:55] 抱住他腿之后 [00:14:56] 往怀中一抱 [00:14:57] 一使劲儿一长身写过来 [00:15:00] 你给我起来吧 [00:15:02] 你就 [00:15:04] 整个把这擎天柱给举在空中雁行滴溜 [00:15:09] 一转身就劲儿使劲儿诶 [00:15:12] 日日一把手 [00:15:14] 你给我抽去吧 [00:15:17] 这下擎天柱任原这乐子大了 [00:15:21] 在空中像风车一样 [00:15:23] 一转个日日忧 [00:15:27] 就问台下射出去了 [00:15:30] 老百姓你看坏伤害 [00:15:32] 别发展 [00:15:33] 别发展 [00:15:38] 往两旁一闪 [00:15:39] 把砖地露出来了 [00:15:41] 任鼋头朝下脚朝上夸一声 [00:15:44] 贴饼子正好贴地上那任原本来坨就中 [00:15:49] 这下摔得实时灰灰 [00:15:52] 就听见任援来了这么一声 [00:15:58] 顿时就翻了白眼了 [00:16:01] 虽然没摔死 [00:16:02] 也剩了不点儿一口气儿 [00:16:11] 台上台下一阵大乱 [00:16:15] 紧跟着爆发出雷鸣般的掌声 [00:16:18] 哇 [00:16:20] 好哇 [00:16:21] 打得好哇 [00:16:22] 这小伙子功夫真棒 [00:16:25] 这回你多亏了 [00:16:27] 这回让这小伙子多亏了 [00:16:33] You [00:16:33] 这下可捅了马蜂窝了 [00:16:37] 台下前排占地都是任原的徒弟 [00:16:41] 30 个还有抬轿子的彪形大汉 [00:16:45] 手里拎着马棒 [00:16:46] 拎着鞭子 [00:16:48] 拎着扫把一看 [00:16:50] 老师被人家扔到台下去了 [00:16:53] 这还了得 [00:16:54] 这30 人一窝蜂一样就上了台了 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