Dumb Dick (Richard) - Kool Moe Dee
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(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
傻子
(D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
傻子
(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
傻子
(D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb)
傻子
Well listen up homeboys I got somethin to say
听着 老兄 我给你讲讲
About a homeboy from back in the day
我以前的那个朋友
His name was Richard some called him Rick
他叫理查德 有人叫他 里克
But if you knew him like me you'd call him Dick
但你要像我跟他这么熟的话 你就可以叫他 迪克
When we were growin up we stuck with each other
我们小时候经常在一起玩儿
Like white on rice he was kinda like a brother
跟亲兄弟一样 他比我稍大一点
We had a lotta fun when we were kids
那时候 我们玩儿得很开心
We always overlooked the dumb things he did
我也不在意他做的那些傻事
But the fun was over when we got to high school
但上了中学后 就不再像以前一样嗨
Cause it was time for gettin girlies so we had to be cool
中学时代流行谈恋爱 所以我们就开始装酷
We had a lotta girlies and our friends were impressed
我们的身边总围着一堆漂亮女孩 朋友们对此印象很深
One thing went wrong Rick got obsessed
事情开始有点儿不对劲 迪克沦陷在了女人堆里
We wouldn't go to class always think about ass
我们开始逃课 整天想着男欢女爱
Not if he was gonna pass if he would just last
考试时要么不及格 要么倒数第一
Girls was all he was thinkin about
迪克满脑袋装的都是漂亮女孩儿
If the school was all boys he'da been dropped out
如果学校里都是男生 他早就辍学离开
When he did drop out he felt no shame
当他真的退学时 一点儿都不觉得羞耻
And if you ask me he had the right name
你要是想听我对他的评价 我只能说 他真是人如其名
Cause he hated to go but he loved to come
他不爱频繁行动 却爱装模作样
That's why I call him Dick cause Dick is Dumb
这就是我为什么叫他迪克 因为他真是傻得要命
Dick
迪克
(D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb)
傻子
(Dumb Dick)
傻子迪克
(D-d-d-du-dumb)
傻子
He wouldn't go to school but he had to survive
他不上学了 但还得过日子
So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
于是就在社会上找了份朝九晚五的工作
Although he was lazy he had to work
虽然他很懒 但还是得挣钱吃饭
Cause he had a lot of girls he needed money the jerk
因为他身边总是女人不断 所以得拼命赚钱
As fast as he made it his money was spent
可钱刚到手就花的一分不剩
When it came to girls he didn't care where he went
一说到女人 他就两腿发软 走不动路
He'd hound em like a dog so we used to say "fetch "
他像只狗追在女人们身后 我们常常说他是跟屁虫
And it was no tellin what he would catch
也没见他搞定过哪个美女
He was in the doctor's office almost every week
他几乎每周都要去看医生
He became so popular everybody'd speak
大家都知道了有他这么一个人 拿他当茶余饭后的谈资
When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)
他进门的时候 大家会说 嗨 里克
And when he passed by they'd say (Dumb Dick)
他从身边经过的时候 大家会说 傻子迪克
Really hard-headed cause he said he had juice
他也真是淡定 毫不在意地说了句 给我来杯橙汁
But it was cause of his hard head that he was so loose
就因为他根本没往心里去 所以就越来越放纵无度
He was in love with another girl every day
天天换女人
And when we asked him why he'd only say
我们问他原因 他解释说
I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun
我天生风流 就享受男欢女爱
I need a lotta girls can't have just one
我要很多女人都围在我身边 一个可远远不够
I can understand that but this is kind of insane
我能够理解 但那是一种病态
Sometimes I wonder if his brain
有时候 我怀疑
Was his
他是不是脑子有问题
(D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
傻子
(Dumb Dick)
傻子迪克
Dumb Dick
傻子迪克
Dumb Dick
傻子迪克
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