[00:00:00] Dumb Dick (Richard) - Kool Moe Dee [00:00:03] // [00:00:03] (Du-dumb) (Dumb) [00:00:07] 傻子 [00:00:07] (D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb) [00:00:12] 傻子 [00:00:12] (Du-dumb) (Dumb) [00:00:16] 傻子 [00:00:16] (D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb) [00:00:39] 傻子 [00:00:39] Well listen up homeboys I got somethin to say [00:00:41] 听着 老兄 我给你讲讲 [00:00:41] About a homeboy from back in the day [00:00:43] 我以前的那个朋友 [00:00:43] His name was Richard some called him Rick [00:00:46] 他叫理查德 有人叫他 里克 [00:00:46] But if you knew him like me you'd call him Dick [00:00:48] 但你要像我跟他这么熟的话 你就可以叫他 迪克 [00:00:48] When we were growin up we stuck with each other [00:00:51] 我们小时候经常在一起玩儿 [00:00:51] Like white on rice he was kinda like a brother [00:00:54] 跟亲兄弟一样 他比我稍大一点 [00:00:54] We had a lotta fun when we were kids [00:00:56] 那时候 我们玩儿得很开心 [00:00:56] We always overlooked the dumb things he did [00:00:58] 我也不在意他做的那些傻事 [00:00:58] But the fun was over when we got to high school [00:01:01] 但上了中学后 就不再像以前一样嗨 [00:01:01] Cause it was time for gettin girlies so we had to be cool [00:01:03] 中学时代流行谈恋爱 所以我们就开始装酷 [00:01:03] We had a lotta girlies and our friends were impressed [00:01:05] 我们的身边总围着一堆漂亮女孩 朋友们对此印象很深 [00:01:05] One thing went wrong Rick got obsessed [00:01:08] 事情开始有点儿不对劲 迪克沦陷在了女人堆里 [00:01:08] We wouldn't go to class always think about ass [00:01:10] 我们开始逃课 整天想着男欢女爱 [00:01:10] Not if he was gonna pass if he would just last [00:01:13] 考试时要么不及格 要么倒数第一 [00:01:13] Girls was all he was thinkin about [00:01:15] 迪克满脑袋装的都是漂亮女孩儿 [00:01:15] If the school was all boys he'da been dropped out [00:01:18] 如果学校里都是男生 他早就辍学离开 [00:01:18] When he did drop out he felt no shame [00:01:20] 当他真的退学时 一点儿都不觉得羞耻 [00:01:20] And if you ask me he had the right name [00:01:23] 你要是想听我对他的评价 我只能说 他真是人如其名 [00:01:23] Cause he hated to go but he loved to come [00:01:25] 他不爱频繁行动 却爱装模作样 [00:01:25] That's why I call him Dick cause Dick is Dumb [00:01:27] 这就是我为什么叫他迪克 因为他真是傻得要命 [00:01:27] Dick [00:01:31] 迪克 [00:01:31] (D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb) [00:01:33] 傻子 [00:01:33] (Dumb Dick) [00:01:36] 傻子迪克 [00:01:36] (D-d-d-du-dumb) [00:01:38] 傻子 [00:01:38] He wouldn't go to school but he had to survive [00:01:40] 他不上学了 但还得过日子 [00:01:40] So he went out and got him a 9 to 5 [00:01:42] 于是就在社会上找了份朝九晚五的工作 [00:01:42] Although he was lazy he had to work [00:01:45] 虽然他很懒 但还是得挣钱吃饭 [00:01:45] Cause he had a lot of girls he needed money the jerk [00:01:47] 因为他身边总是女人不断 所以得拼命赚钱 [00:01:47] As fast as he made it his money was spent [00:01:50] 可钱刚到手就花的一分不剩 [00:01:50] When it came to girls he didn't care where he went [00:01:52] 一说到女人 他就两腿发软 走不动路 [00:01:52] He'd hound em like a dog so we used to say "fetch " [00:01:55] 他像只狗追在女人们身后 我们常常说他是跟屁虫 [00:01:55] And it was no tellin what he would catch [00:01:57] 也没见他搞定过哪个美女 [00:01:57] He was in the doctor's office almost every week [00:02:00] 他几乎每周都要去看医生 [00:02:00] He became so popular everybody'd speak [00:02:02] 大家都知道了有他这么一个人 拿他当茶余饭后的谈资 [00:02:02] When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick) [00:02:04] 他进门的时候 大家会说 嗨 里克 [00:02:04] And when he passed by they'd say (Dumb Dick)