[00:00:00] Get down [00:00:05] Get down [00:00:09] Get down [00:00:14] Get down [00:00:18] I was cruisin down the avenue [00:00:20] Early one Friday [00:00:21] When I saw what I thought [00:00:22] Was a lady walking my way [00:00:23] I turned my back to use my Binaca blast [00:00:25] And I said "Hm-hm excuse me " [00:00:26] And she walked past [00:00:27] She was about 5'6" [00:00:29] Or maybe six and a half [00:00:30] With a body like a goddess [00:00:31] Man this girl was bad [00:00:32] Tight leather pants that fit like a drum [00:00:34] And two big yeah well she had some [00:00:37] Anyway from behind she was fine [00:00:39] But when she turned around [00:00:40] Her mustache was bigger than mine [00:00:41] At first I laughed cause yo [00:00:42] To me that was funny [00:00:43] But the laughter ceased [00:00:44] When she said: "Hey honey " [00:00:46] At first I was confused [00:00:47] I was somewhat spell bound [00:00:48] My mouth wide open [00:00:49] And my chin on the ground [00:00:50] And then it hit me [00:00:51] Like a bolt from the sky [00:00:52] I thought: hold up wait this girl is a guy [00:00:54] I tried to get away I said "Well never mind [00:00:57] Maybe I'll see you some other time" [00:00:59] But then he grabbed me by my arm [00:01:01] And told me I couldn't leave [00:01:02] And said "Hey boy [00:01:02] You look mighty cute in them jeans " [00:01:04] This had to be the most [00:01:05] Embarrassing thing in the world [00:01:06] My whole neighborhood [00:01:07] Was watchin me get beat up by a girl [00:01:08] And when my homeboys came [00:01:09] They didn't let me explain [00:01:10] They said "Prince you're a sucker [00:01:12] You should be ashamed" [00:01:13] My pride was busted right along with my eye [00:01:15] Cause my homeboys didn't realize [00:01:16] That this girl was a guy [00:01:18] And in retrospect I had to laugh [00:01:19] I can't believe I didn't notice [00:01:20] That this girlie had a mustache [00:01:39] I remember last year [00:01:41] The day was October 5th [00:01:42] And my family went away on a weekend ski trip [00:01:44] And they left $100 and a note by the phone [00:01:46] That said: 'Don't have any company till we get home' [00:01:49] No company I'm 18 They must be jokin [00:01:51] And by 10 my crib was smoking [00:01:53] All of my friends with their hands in the air [00:01:56] Screamin party over here party over here [00:01:58] The party was jammin till at least about 5 [00:02:00] And as my friends were leaving [00:02:01] They were like "Homes it was live " [00:02:02] I thought the party was over [00:02:04] But really was just beginning [00:02:04] I turned around I thought I was dreamin [00:02:06] I saw four women [00:02:07] Dressed in red leather tight to their booties [00:02:09] I gestured with my index finger: come here cuties [00:02:11] I tried to be chill I didn't wanna scare em [00:02:14] I said "Hi my name's the Prince " [00:02:15] They said "Hi Prince we're your harem" [00:02:16] I didn't waste time I started shootin the gift [00:02:18] I said "Y'all the type of girls [00:02:19] I'd like to spend some time with" [00:02:20] I walked upstairs my adrenaline was pumpin [00:02:23] Til one hit me in the head with a lamp or something [00:02:25] The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead [00:02:27] With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head [00:02:29] Of course I was mad [00:02:30] This type of thing can burn at you [00:02:32] They tied me up and they [00:02:33] Were stealin my furniture [00:02:34] I said "Yo sweetheart [00:02:35] What's wrong with you [00:02:36] What kind of stuff is this [00:02:38] For a nice girl like you to do " [00:02:39] She turned around and smiled and laughed [00:02:40] And that's the way that I noticed [00:02:42] That the girlie had a mustache [00:02:43] Not four girls four guys [00:02:46] They were in disguise it was a set up all the time