[00:00:00] God's Own Drunk - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:00:27] Well, like to explain to you all before [00:00:30] I ain't no drinkin' man [00:00:35] I tried it once and it [00:00:36] Got me highly irregular [00:00:37] And I swore I'd never do it again [00:00:43] I promised my brother in-law [00:00:44] That I'd go up watch his still [00:00:46] While he went in to town to vote [00:00:50] It was right up on the mountain [00:00:51] Where the map said it would be [00:00:53] Friends let me tell you one thing [00:00:55] Though it wasn't no ordinary still [00:00:58] It stood up on that mountainside [00:01:00] Like Like a hugh golden opal [00:01:06] God's yeller moon shinin' [00:01:08] On the cool clear evenin' [00:01:11] God's little lanterns twinklin' [00:01:13] On and off in the heavens [00:01:14] Like I explain'd to you once before [00:01:17] I ain't no drinkin' man [00:01:20] But temptation got the best of me [00:01:23] And I took a slash [00:01:28] That yella whiskey runnin' down my throat [00:01:30] Like honey dew vine water [00:01:32] And I took another slash [00:01:35] Took another'n an another'n an another'n [00:01:37] For you knew I'd downed [00:01:38] One whole jug of that shit [00:01:40] And commenced to gettin' hot flashes [00:01:44] Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body [00:01:46] And a feelin' came over me [00:01:48] Like somethin' I'd never experienced before [00:01:52] It was like, like I was in love [00:02:02] In love for the first time, [00:02:07] With anything that moved [00:02:11] Animate, inanimate it didn't matter [00:02:14] It's like there's a great [00:02:15] Neon sign flashin' on an' off [00:02:17] In my brain sayin' "Jimmy Buffett there's [00:02:19] A great day a comin'" [00:02:23] 'Cause I was drunk [00:02:29] I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', [00:02:35] Reggie Youngin' [00:02:37] Commode huggin' drunk [00:02:42] I was God's own drunk and a fearless man [00:02:50] And that's when I first saw the bear [00:02:55] He was a Kodiak lookin' fella [00:02:57] 'Bout nineteen feet tall [00:02:59] He rambled up over the hill [00:03:00] Expectin' me to do one of two things [00:03:02] Flip or fly, I didn't do either one [00:03:04] It hung him up [00:03:07] He started sniffin' around my [00:03:09] Body tryin' to smell fear [00:03:10] But he ain't gonna smell no fear 'cause [00:03:12] I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man [00:03:14] It hung him up [00:03:17] He looked right in my eyes, and my eyes [00:03:19] Was a lot redder than his was [00:03:21] It hung him up [00:03:25] So I approached him, [00:03:26] I said "Mr. Bear, I love [00:03:32] Every hair on your twenty-seven acre body [00:03:37] I know you got a lot of friends over there [00:03:39] On the other side of the hill [00:03:41] There's ole' rare bear, [00:03:43] Tall bear, Freddy bear, [00:03:44] Kelly bear [00:03:45] Really bear, smelly the bear, [00:03:47] Smokey the bear [00:03:47] Pokey the bear [00:03:49] I want you to go back over there tonight [00:03:51] And tell them I'm feelin' right [00:03:54] You tell them I love each and everyone of them [00:03:55] Like a brother and a sister [00:03:58] But if they give me any trouble tonight [00:04:02] I'm gonna run every God damn [00:04:05] One of them off the hill" [00:04:12] He took two steps backwards and [00:04:14] Didn't know what to think [00:04:16] Neither did I but bein' [00:04:18] Charitable and cautious [00:04:19] Well hell I approached him again [00:04:22] I said "Mr. Bear, You know in [00:04:27] The eyes of the Lord [00:04:28] We're both beasts when it [00:04:30] Comes right down to it [00:04:33] So I want you to be my buddy, Buddy bear" [00:04:41] So I took ole' buddy bear by his island size paw [00:04:44] And I led him over to the still [00:04:46] He's a sniffin' around that thing cause [00:04:48] He's smellin' somethin' good [00:04:50] I gave him one of them jugs of honey dew vine water [00:04:53] He downed it up right [00:04:55] Looked like one of them damn bears in the circus [00:04:57] Sippin' sasparilly in the moonlight [00:04:59] I gave him another'n an another'n an another'n