Katniss vs. Hermione(Princess Rap Battle) - Whitney Avalon/Molly C. Quinn
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Composed by：Whitney Avalon
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I'm katniss and I can't miss I'm the fastest
我可是凯尼斯 开弓不会失手 速度最迅猛
You can't catch this make a last wish–gonna
你可赶不上我 许下最后一个愿望
Need three cannons for this hat trick
需要三次出击来完成这个帽子戏法
So sick of your schtick all I do is win ya nitpick
我受够了你的鬼把戏 我稳赢不输 你却吹毛求疵
That's why I'm the hero and you're just a sidekick
所以我才是英雄 你不过是个小助手
Pathetic and predictable–I'm hot on your trail
真可怜 很明显我会对你穷追不舍
Coulda had a viktor but you chose ginger fail
你本应嫁给维克托 你却选错了对象 嫁于罗恩
I bet with wands drawn he's still just a yawn
我打赌即使他会使用魔法 却仍然很无趣
With performances worse than michael gambon
他的表现可比迈克尔·甘本差多了
Got a nimbus up your butt well let's probe deeper
你能驾驭飞天扫帚又如何 就让我们进一步探究
Never played quidditch but you know I'm a keeper
我没有参与过魁地奇球赛 但你知道我是队伍的守护者
You must be drunk on butterbeer now grab a cloak and disappear
你肯定是喝多了黄油啤酒 现在请拿起斗篷 从我面前消失
Who wants to kick this witch's a*s
谁想要把这个女巫打得落花流水
Hmm I volunteer
啊哈 我自愿报名出手
Oh there'll be no trouble 'cause on stage you struggle
这不算什么麻烦 因为你在舞台上会挣扎求生
I'll be charming and disarming
我会显得迷人有魅力 使人放下戒备
While I waste this rubbish muggle
当我打败这个一无是处的麻瓜
I'll end this blasted skrewt propaganda prostitute
我会了结这个令人讨厌的宣传政治的家伙
Who thinks she's so cute with her girl scout salute
她做出愚蠢的手势 还妄想大家认为这很可爱
Just a tribute can't decide which guy's sweeter
只是一个贡品 无法抉择哪个家伙味道更甜
Share your bread with gale then stuff your mouth with peeta
与盖尔分享你的面包 却和皮塔一起进食
How does it help the poor to start a civil war
这难道能帮助穷人开始内战吗
Your story's a bore why don't you plagiarize more
你的故事太过无聊 你怎么不继续抄袭了呢
It's been done before ask dumbledore
问问邓布利多 故事是不是已经写过
It's battle royale set in 1984
这可是1984年的电影大逃杀
And furthermore if you're keeping score
如果要在比赛中得分 你可得小心行事
That's five more points for gryffindor
可别为我的格兰芬多再加五分
I'll drill this dentists'
我要好好收拾这个牙医的女儿
Daughter here in her alma mater
就在她的母校中
'Bout to slaughter this otter even potter knows I'm hotter
我要杀害她的守护神 就算是哈利波特也知道我更厉害
I stomp career jocks kick your british buttocks
我打败职业健将 打败你这个英国佬
For this riddle second fiddle
你解开一个个谜语
You're the watson to his sherlock
不过像是夏洛克身边的小助理华生
Turn back the clocks tick tock tick tock
让时钟回转 滴滴答答
Odds ever in my favor 'cause you rap like an avox
胜利之神永远倾心于我 因为你的说唱实在太烂
Shock the mic like a wire
你让麦克风都想沉默
You'll fry and die on a pyre
你会葬身于火堆中
'Cause you're gonna get burned by the girl on fire
燃烧的女孩会将你烧焦
On fire oh just like your dad
哈 燃烧 难道就像你父亲的结果
Or the hospital you visited to film a quick ad
或是你为了拍摄广告而拜访的医院
I've got the cortex to ace my subjects
我聪明的大脑能让我得分更高
I got that bad blood while you run with rejects
或许我血液不纯正 但你却带着被弃之人逃跑
These coal miner rednecks need reality checks
这些在煤矿工作的乡下人呀 需要接受现实检查
You're just another pawn in the military complex
你又不过是军队中的另一枚棋子罢了
A fashion figurehead for the underfed
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